Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

When are women most vulnerable and most serious?

Of course, that’s after giving birth!

Normally, Senso would never secretly compete with Tsunade for her favor, but the pregnant Senso might not be the case.

The question just now was apparently asking who is cuter, but in fact it was asking who is better, Senso or Tsunade!

That’s why Xuanwu’s question is so difficult to answer.

I finally came up with a solution that would satisfy both parties, but was defeated by Tsunade's sudden kiss.

The stimulated Xiancao obviously didn't want to let Xuanwu go easily and wanted to continue asking questions.

At the critical moment, it was Minato who helped his cheap brother out.

"Master Xiancao, may I ask if this child has been named yet?"

As soon as these words came out, Tsunade's attention was immediately diverted. She asked, "Yes, auntie, have you named the child yet?"

Xiancao could only let Xuanwu go for now, "Not yet, if you have any nice names, why not say them out for reference."

Xuanwu wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead: Phew, I finally got away with it.

When Nawaki heard about naming the child, he immediately volunteered, "How about naming him Hashirama? It's the same name as grandpa, and it sounds so grand!"

Tsunade went up and slapped him, "Are you stupid? She's a girl, how can she use this name!"

The fallen Shengshu took out a small white flag from somewhere and waved it to show surrender.

After thinking carefully, Tsunade had an idea, "Auntie, how about calling her Xiaoxiao? She looks so small, isn't it appropriate?"

Xuanwu was really powerless to complain about Tsunade's naming ability, and casually said: "Then why isn't she called Xiaobai since her hair is so white."

The sound was not loud, but it was loud enough for Xiancao to hear clearly.

"Mr. Xuanwu, what did you say?!"

Her father actually named her a puppy. If a girl with white hair is named Xiaobai, then what about her? She also has white hair, so she is named Dabai. Two dogs!

It turns out that in Xuanwu's heart, the mother and daughter are just two unwanted dogs!

My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can’t!

Well, what can I say? I can only say that the psychological activities of parturient women are really rich.

"Click, click",

Xiancao felt more and more aggrieved the more he thought about it, and he actually burst into tears and cried in front of everyone.

Now not only Xuanwu was shocked, but everyone except Tsunade, the doctor, was confused.

Tsunade quickly hugged Senso and comforted her like a child: "Auntie, don't cry, Xuanwu-kun is just joking. My sister is so beautiful, how could she be named after a puppy? I will tear his mouth and call him nonsense in a moment."

"really?"

"Of course it's true, or I'll go now."

Tsunade made a move to hit Xuanwu.

"Don't."

Senso spoke out to try to stop her. She was really afraid that Tsunade would beat the bastard to death without any mercy.

"You don't have to hit him. Asking him to come up with a nice name for the baby is a punishment."

Sheng Shu was confused: Is this a punishment? Isn't this a reward?

Tsunade quickly rebuked Xuanwu and at the same time sent a message with her eyes: Think of a nice name quickly, you can't afford to offend a mother who has just given birth to a newborn baby!

Minato cheered for Xuanwu: Come on, brother, you can do it!

Xiancao stared at Xuanwu with tears in her eyes: If you can't think of a nice name, I will continue to cry in front of you!

Xuanwu collapsed: What is going on? Why am I the target of public criticism again?

Under everyone's gaze, Xuanwu's mind raced.

What should I call it?

Dog left?

Rich?

Da Zhuang?

Ingots?

Cuiping?

Erdan?

Finally, just when Minato shook his head, Nawaki spread his hands, Senso was about to cry again, and Tsunade wanted to hit someone, Xuanwu said tentatively: "Well, Hakuro, how about it?"

“White deer?” Multiply by 4.

"Yes, Bailu, what do you think?"

Xiancao asked seriously: "What's the explanation?"

Xuanwu began to act pretentiously, "Well, the word 'white' comes from her and Lord Xiancao's beautiful white hair, which is like a fairy. White also symbolizes purity and beauty. As for the word 'deer', it is taken from a poem I have read, the title of which is 'Short Song'.

Qingqing Zijin,

My heart is filled with longing.

But for your sake,

I still ponder it today.

Yo Yo Deer calls,

Eat wild apples.

I have guests.

Play the harp and blow the flute.

The two words "white deer" together refer to a mythical beast that I have seen in ancient books. It symbolizes auspiciousness. Wherever the white deer goes, there will be good weather, a good harvest, good luck and success.

This is the origin of the word "White Deer". What do you think? "

The four of them looked at each other and clapped their hands at the same time.

What's this kind of thing where I don't really understand but feel it's so cool?

Xuanwu breathed a sigh of relief again, oh my god, he escaped another disaster.

Finally, Tsunade clapped her hands and decided, "Okay, from now on my sister's name will be Hakuro. Hakuro, Senju Hakuro!"

From then on, the crown prince of the Land of Fire, first in line to the daimyo throne, had his own name.

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The Country of Wind, Sand Hidden Village.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the Third Kazekage, who had been busy all day, was finally able to rest.

The war reparations from World War II and the funds used to redeem Shukaku, the one-tailed beast, added together amounted to an astronomical figure.

These two sums of money made the already poor Sand Village even worse off. Even though it had been nearly eight years since the end of World War II, the Sand Village had still not completely gotten rid of the debt crisis.

The first thing the funding gap affected was military strength. Not only did the number of ninjas in the Sand Village fail to recover to the level before World War II, but their quality also declined.

Fortunately, Luo Sha recently found a huge gold mine in the desert, which gave the Sand Ninja a big boost, and the Third Kazekage could also take a breather.

The Sandaime Kazekage, who was sitting in an office chair with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, and the office door opened. A handsome boy with red hair, who was not from the Uzumaki clan, pushed the door and walked in.

"Xie, it's so late, why haven't you rested yet?"

The boy called Scorpion by the Third Kazekage is the child of Scarlet Fox and Nanami who died at the hands of Hatake Sakumo and Kato Dan during World War II. He is also the grandson of Chiyo, and his full name is Scorpion of the Red Sand.

Now at the age of fifteen, Scorpion already possesses Kage-level strength that most people would envy. When it comes to puppetry, no one in the entire Sand Village can match him. Even Chiyo can only tie with him based on her experience.

There is no doubt that Scorpion is a puppetry genius that only appears once in a century.

The Third Kazekage was quite satisfied with this disciple. The only regret was that he didn't know the Magnetic Escape Technique, which he was good at. Otherwise, it would be perfect.

Scorpion walked straight to the desk and showed the Third Kazekage his gentle smile that he didn't know whether it was real or fake. "I heard from Grandma Chiyo that you haven't eaten yet, so I made some food for you."

As he said this, he put the food box in his hand on the table.

The Third Kazekage showed a relieved smile on his face. In fact, according to reason, he was not allowed to eat any unknown food.

But there are always exceptions. Which teacher can refuse the loving feeding from his students?

Besides, the reason for not eating outside food is simply because of the fear of being poisoned. The Third Kazekage claims to be the best in the world at using poison, and he is confident that no one in the world can poison him without knowing it.

The scorpion's belly, which had just finished arranging the dish, started to growl uncontrollably, making him blush.

The Sandaime Kazekage smiled and said, "Why? Haven't you eaten yet?"

Scorpion lowered his head shyly, "I was afraid the food would get cold, so I didn't have time to eat it."

The smile on the Third Kazekage's face was even stronger than before. What a good disciple!

"Hahaha, you, sit down and eat with your master."

"Well, well, it just so happens that I have some questions about cultivation that I would like to ask the teacher for advice."

In this way, the master and the disciple had a pleasant meal, during which they had a great conversation.

I just don’t know how long this master-disciple relationship can last.

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