Maoshan Ghostbusters

The female ghost rattled with joy sitting on the sofa.

In the kitchen, the couple's quarrel has been escalating, and it has now become white-hot, rising to a very serious topic like a climax.

The female ghost smiled and said, "It's really unexpected that one of my legs can also trigger a fight between your husband and wife."

The fat woman and the handsome guy turned around and glared at the female ghost, shouting in unison, "Shut up, bitch, this is our housework, you don't need to interrupt."

The female ghost smirked, "Of course I won't interrupt, I am happy to watch the show."

The couple yelled in unison again, "Then shut up! Leave our housework alone."

The female ghost gave a cold snort and continued to sit on the sofa with a smirking smile.

The handsome guy yelled impatiently, "Enough, I keep explaining, you keep misinterpreting me, I really have enough. Wife, believe me that it is so difficult?"

The fat woman sneered, "How do you want me to believe you? I am not as good as a dead leg in your eyes, so you can divorce me and marry this leg."

"My wife, what are you talking about? May I marry one leg?"

"That's not okay. Since you have an **** with him and you don't have an **** with me, then you can marry him. Didn't anyone say that an **** without an **** is a pretend acting? In my opinion, you don't have to pretend in front of me anymore Acting. All the time, you have performed well, and I have been fooled by your superb acting skills. I now know all the truth and don’t want to see you acting anymore. Sorry, your only audience has left the show, you can Stop acting."

"My wife, please, don't play kiddy temper anymore. You know it's impossible. May I marry that leg? I admit, I am obsessed with it, and even when I see it, I will suppress it. Live your own excitement, but I know it is only a part of the human body. It cannot marry me and get married, let alone have children with me. But you are different, you can stay with me for a lifetime."

"No! I really can't stand you. Until now, you are still looking at this leg with that obsessive look. I just can't stand your look."

"Wife, I was wrong, please forgive me. Then you can punish me as long as you are happy."

"Well, in that case, I'm going to ruin this leg now, so don't obstruct it."

"No! Wife, I can promise to do anything, but this leg must not be destroyed."

"No! I must destroy it. I still don't believe it."

When the fat woman finished speaking, she immediately rushed over and reached out to grab the kitchen knife from the handsome guy.

The handsome guy screamed in surprise and stepped aside.

The fat woman flew into the air, becoming angry, "Asshole, you dare to get out?"

"Sorry, wife, I really don't want you to ruin it."

"Huh! I must destroy it."

When the fat woman finished speaking, she lifted the leg in her hand and smashed it over the handsome guy's head.

The handsome guy remembered that the fat woman used a human leg to smash a hole in the back of Master Shawan's head. Knowing that the man's leg was powerful, he was frightened and flashed again.

The man smashed his leg on the chopping board behind the handsome guy, and there was a stack of clean dishes on the chopping board.

He heard a scream, and all the plates on the chopping board were smashed into pieces.

The handsome guy was startled in a cold sweat.

"My wife, you are crazy. You hit me with that leg. If you hit me, wouldn't I be half dead by you like that trash mage? Please, don't hit me with that leg again. That leg can really be used as a murder weapon, otherwise the mage would not be unconscious until now."

"Huh! To tell you the truth, if you dare to stop me from ruining this leg, I will kill you."

"My wife, be more sober, I'm your husband, you killed me, but you became a widow. You are not planning to be a widow in your next life, right?"

"Don't worry, if you die, I will remarry right away, and I will never be alone. You can go with peace of mind."

After the fat woman finished speaking, she grabbed the leg and hit her head again.

Because of this time, the fat lady made a quick move, and the handsome guy saw that leg smashed down before he could react.

The handsome guy was shocked and couldn't avoid it, so he turned his head to the left, and that leg hit his right shoulder. The pain made him scream and fell to the ground.

"Oh my god, it hurts me so much. Wife, do you use so much strength to kill me?"

The handsome guy held his right shoulder and moaned constantly.

The fat woman snorted coldly, "You got out of the way by your bastard. If you didn't show up just now, take care of it and blow your head."

"My wife, you are crazy, you sincerely want to kill me."

"Yes, I just want you to die. I have already figured it out. Since you know all my secrets and you don’t love me, why bother to keep you. It’s better to kill you to avoid future troubles. Only you With this **** master all dead, my secret is the safest. So, dear husband, you must die."

"Wife, you are really crazy, I love you so much, you want to kill me? You are really crazy."

"Fart! Stop it, the person you love the most is not me, and the person you love the most is not even the person. It is this leg. This leg is your true love. I have already seen it clearly. So I treat you fundamentally. There is no hope anymore."

"My wife, what are you talking about? This leg is just my toy. Toy! Do you know what a toy is? When you get excited, just play with it, and when you're done, just throw it aside. This is a toy, do you understand However, you are my wife. Wife is different. Wife is unique and irreplaceable. No matter how fun the toy is, it is a toy after all, and when the toy is too tired, the wife is different and two people stay together. For the rest of your life. You actually compare yourself with this leg, and you are demeaning yourself. How can this leg compare to you?"

"Shut up, you idiot, I don't believe you anymore. Since your grassy leg is better than grassy me, then I will complete you and kill you bastard. Let you be with this leg forever."

"Wife, you are really crazy, I know you hate me terribly now, but once I really die, you will be very sad. Because only I truly love you, and you are everything to me. "

"Dear husband, this time, I will never be soft-hearted. You must die. I have already figured it out clearly."

"Wife, if I really die, you will definitely regret it, because you will never find a man who loves you more than I do."

"My dear, you don't have to put honey on your mouth. Don't worry, I know you love this leg very much, and I will bury you with this leg. Let you be with this leg forever. My dear From now on, let this leg accompany you to sleep underground, I believe you will not be lonely."