People in Fengxian: Put on hair wax and become the boss

Chapter 144

Seeing her daughter so curious,

Lu Yu didn't hide it, but sighed again and said seriously,

"Cucumber-flavored potato chips, in fact, are the biggest tragedy in the world!"

"How can you make good potato chips into a cucumber flavor?"

"It's too perverted~ perverted!"

Lu Yu said,

And he asked Tong Tong,

"Tongtong, do you know what potato chips are made of?"

"Yes, it's a potato!"

Tong Tong said without thinking.

Whether it's potato chips or fries, they are made with potatoes.

This,

Tong Tong has known this for a long time.

"That's right, it's made of potatoes!"

Lu Yu nodded,

Continued,

"That's the sad part of it!"

"You think, how long does it take for a potato to grow from a small potato seed to a mature potato that can be made into potato chips!"

"Dormant stage, germination stage, seedling stage, tree stage, potato setting stage...... The fastest and fastest, it will take 60 days!"

"If it's slower, it will take about 100 days to grow!"

"During this period, it has to go through wind and rain, but also to ensure that it is not eaten by small insects, and it has to work hard to grow and absorb nutrients......

"You say, isn't the growth process of small potatoes very hard?!"

"If you're not careful, maybe, it won't grow!"

And he died in the ground. "

“......"

Lu Yu's words,

Let Tong Tong nod,

Dad said,

It seems to be true,

It is indeed not easy for small potatoes to grow into large potatoes.

Seeing that Tong Tong understood,

Lu Yu continued,

"It was not easy, it took a lot of hard work, and it went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, from a small seed to a big potato......"

"But what about the result?"

"Just when it thinks that it is going to become a successful potato, a potato that can get ahead, and can use its own deliciousness to conquer everyone's taste buds, proudly say the power of beans, three paragraphs, don't bully potatoes when they are poor......"

"Accident, but it fell from the sky, and it happened suddenly!"

"Someone actually jumped out, swished it, and turned it into a cucumber!"

Lu Yu said unevenly,

"It's obviously a potato chip made after a thousand cuts!"

"But the taste has actually changed to cucumber flavor!"

"The tiring and dirty work has been done by Potato 647!"

"In the end, I was praised for being delicious, but it became a cucumber!"

"You say, I let you say, if you were that little potato, would you be sad or not, would you be sad!"

"It's like, you took my PS5 to fight the god of war, day and night, and finally killed the last big boss for Kratos, but Kui Ye turned his head and said, thank you Lu Yu!"

"Listen, are you going to faint!"

"For another example, you are very good in kindergarten, obedient and well-behaved, Teacher Zhao said, Tongtong, you are awesome, come on, Teacher Zhao kiss it!"

"You are preparing to go over, but as a result, I ran ahead of you, and your teacher Zhao rewarded me in the face at once!"

"You just say, are you angry, Tongtong!!"

“......"

Lu Yu's words,

Speaking impassionedly,

Directly listen to the children stupid,

After a long time,

Only then did she react,

The little face showed a deep unwillingness and anger!

"Dad, you're right!"

"This kind of thing, it sounds like it's really infuriating!"

"Little potatoes are really pitiful!"

"I finally grew up, but I was turned into a cucumber!"

"If I were a little potato, I would be angry!"

“......"

After Tong Tong finished speaking,

looked at the pile of cucumber-flavored potato chips in front of me again,

In a pair of big eyes,

It is written with sympathy and pity.

Especially the two examples that my dad gave

Let Tong Tong have a strong resonance with the tragic experience and fate of Little Potato.

Seeing this, Lu Yu

Holding back a smile,

Continue to strike while the iron is hot and say,

"So, Tongtong, such a miserable little potato, can you bear to eat it again?"

"The potato chips made of potatoes have a cucumber flavor, which is the biggest disrespect and humiliation for small potatoes!"

"Tong Tong, you are so kind and cute, you must be very unbearable, right!"

As soon as Lu Yu finished speaking,

Tong Tong nodded vigorously,

A handful of these potato chips,

all pushed in front of Lu Yu,

"You're right Dad!"

"I don't want to disrespect little potatoes!"

"I don't want all these potato chips, I'll give them to you!"

"I'll never eat cucumber-flavored chips again!"

"That's right, (agfg) Tongtong!"

Lu Yu accepted all the potato chips with a smile,

Praised,

"Tong Tong, if Little Potato knows your mind, it will definitely be very touched!"

"Because, you helped it keep, its last dignity as a potato!"

"I'm here, thank you in advance for Little Potato!"

Lu Yu said,

raised his hands solemnly and hugged Tong Tong with a fist.

Tong Tong was flattered,

The little face was red with excitement,

squeezed Lu Yu's fist,

"Dad, this is what I should do!"

"You tell the little potato to make it less polite!"

"Haha, okay, I'll tell it with magic when I get back!"

Lu Yu laughed,

Manchu agreed.

And at the same time,

The camera brother on the side has already been holding back his laughter, and his lungs are about to explode!

If you can,

He really wanted to put the camera down first,

Run to a place where no one is around, and laugh heartily first!

Hahahaha!

It's really too hard!

Watching Lu Yu fool Tong Tong there,

The big brother of the camera has a sense of déjà vu that the big bad wolf is fooling the little white rabbit, one is bad pus, and the other is innocent and pitiful......

The camera brother is suffocated like this,

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room!

On the barrage,

It has already exploded, and bursts of laughter, like a mushroom cloud generated by the explosion of the atomic ~ bomb, soared into the sky!

"Hahaha, before listening to Brother Lu say this, I never expected that a pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips would make me laugh like a dog!"

"Cover your face, Brother Lu is so talented, what kind of brain circuits is he, how did he come up with such an outrageous explanation, it can make people laugh to death!"

"Hearing this, the little potato is indeed quite pitiful, no wonder he said at the beginning that this is a tragic story, hahahaha!"

"I heard Brother Lu say that someone jumped out, swished, and turned the small potato into a cucumber, and he began to hold back, it was too graphic!"

"God stepped on the power of Ma Dou in three sections, don't bully the poor potatoes...... What's the matter, is it possible to become a small potato, and you still want to fight the Yunlan Sect and defeat the Nalan cucumber?"

"I can't do it, director, please switch the camera to Chen Aijun's side first, let me go over there and be angry for a while, and then you can switch back, otherwise, I'm really going to die of laughter, hahaha!"

"Don't say it, don't say it, after listening to Brother Lu's words, I really think that the little potato is pitiful!"

"Shi Xiaolong should especially understand the feelings of the little potato, when filming the Heaven and Dragon Slayer, he suffered all the crimes, and the things that enjoyed the happiness were all put on the stall by Su Youpeng!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"Hahahaha, your example is not as good as Brother Lu's example, Brother Lu still thinks about letting Mr. Zhao kiss him and make up the shameless Cao thief!"

"Tong Tong: The dignity of the little potato will be guarded by me!"

"Don't say it, don't say it, I won't be able to face cucumber-flavored potato chips in the future, it's too rebellious!"

“......"

In the live broadcast room, there was constant laughter.

Everyone laughed miserably at Lu Yu's rebellious remarks.

As we all know,

He is clearly fooling Tong Tong and trying to cheat Tong Tong out of his food.

But on the contrary,

You can't say it,

Where did he say something wrong,

Put a little potato that has worked so hard to grow,

It became a cucumber flavor,

It does sound funny,

I also feel that the little potatoes are very pitiful.

Many viewers shouted on the barrage that in order to protect the dignity of the little potato, they will never buy cucumber-flavored potato chips in the future.

Of course

Jokes are jokes, (read violent novels, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In addition to laughing,

There are also many viewers who have a strong admiration and worship for Lu Yu.

In a way,

Lu Yu is really, too good at taking care of children!

is also something to eat, if it was Chen Aijun, he would definitely directly take out his father's majesty to strictly prohibit Tian Tian from eating.

Even if the child is allowed to eat,

will also give repeated orders and use all kinds of small means that make people speechless......

But look at Lu Yu again,

In the case of the same purpose,

But he can use all sorts of other ways,

to give gentle persuasion.

It will not hurt the child's heart,

It also keeps children innocent and fun,

Take the initiative to hand things over,

This action,[]

It's really not convincing!

On the special car of the other program group,

After Xiao Ran saw this scene, he was exclaiming like this.

Thinking about Chen Aijun's various behaviors before,

Let's take a look at how Lu Yu coaxes children,

There really is no comparison,

I don't know how big the gap between the way I bring a baby can be if I am also a father!

If sweet,

was born in a family environment like Lu Yu,

If you give Lu Yu as a daughter,

Her current character,

It must be that it will not be such inferiority complex and timidity, but it will be like a child, innocent and happy!

Seriously,

Xiao Ran is a little sweet, envious of Tong Tong.

If you can,

She also really wanted to suggest the director team to see if she could discuss it with Lu Yu, and she would do him a favor and help with Tiantian for two days.

In this case,

Presumably, in those two days, Tiantian will definitely live an unprecedented happiness!

Just when Xiao Ran was thinking about this,

In the picture,

Lu Yuye and Tong Tong finally divided up the large pile of snacks.

After the partition,

The two of them took the empty plastic bag,

Begin to clean up their respective booty,

and so on,

Tong Tong put all the trophies in the toy cabinet.

Lu Yu also gave himself a few bags of snacks,

To those who cherish them,

Carried to the small study,

even

He was worried that Tong Tong would steal his snacks,

I also locked the door to the small study.

Seeing this, Tong Tong

Not to be outdone,

The door of the toy cabinet was also tightly closed, and a sticker was found and pasted on the cabinet door, for fear that my father would steal his own things.

This funny scene,

Everyone who watched it again burst into laughter.

And at the same time,

Someone is laughing,

There are also many viewers who fell into reflection after seeing the situation of Lu Yu with a baby.

Especially those,

Parents who are usually strict with their children and impatient,

Even more from Lu Yu's body,

I felt a lot of things that hit my heart.

They usually always blame the child, don't get close to themselves, blame the child for not caring about themselves, what fun things, and don't take the initiative to share it with themselves......

But now it seems that

It's not the child who seems to be wrong,

But from the very beginning, I didn't treat my children as friends at all.

You don't even treat your children as friends,

Why should your child treat you as a friend and be close to you?

Inside a shopping mall,

In front of a shop that sells women's clothing,

A middle-aged man, sitting on a seat at the door, was watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone and fell into deep thought, while waiting for his wife to buy clothes in the store.

When a woman buys clothes, she understands everything,

that efficiency,

It's so slow that it makes your scalp tingle.

It's not like a man who buys clothes, finds a store to go in and take a look, and if he thinks the price is right and he likes it, then he buys it directly, and then goes home after buying.

But that's not how a woman buys clothes.

Even if they don't like the dress very much,

I also want to take it down and give it a try,

In the end, I tried for a long time,

Don't buy it yet,

I'm going to go to another store and go around again.

in a word

It's as slow as it is.

It's not,

The middle-aged man has been watching the live broadcast for a long time, and his wife hasn't come out of this store yet.

After another ten minutes,

His wife finally came out, and her hands were really empty, and after so many long years, she didn't buy anything.