Schrödinger's straight man

Since Mr. Huainan established Yinyang Liao, it was the first time that he managed so many people.He is not like young single players who spend a lot of time in the game to dominate the game, and the vice president Fang Qilian is also a person who is busy wandering around the flowers.Yaoxianer and Yao Ruolin were the most active members in the old room. These two were locked up in their own company to work all day. There are so many eyes and ears buried around me that I dare not be blatantly lazy, so I can only hide behind the folder and play with my mobile phone to pass the boring working time.Therefore, no one took the game seriously, and devoted all their attention to cultivating it.

This time it was a blessing in disguise, unintentionally gaining a little fame, not only Liuyun Suiyue and others who were selected in Daliao joined them, but also attracted some new players.Within a week, the members of "Liuhua Shenxiang" have gradually increased to 80 members, and they are no longer behind their enemy "So Far Away".Mr. Huainan pulled the newcomers into the WeChat group one by one. Looking at the small broken house that finally started to make noise, he felt a great sense of accomplishment. He tried to open the five-star unicorn at seven o'clock in the evening, and most of the members of the small house were scrambling to fight , Naturally, he won the victory steadily.

While counting the rewards, Mr. Huainan said with emotion: "No wonder I'm so crowded and want to get into the ranking hall. It's not the same if there are many people and strong strength. When we go up to a few hundred more, I will also walk sideways like the president of the dog. How about a different name - just 'Your Grandpa'?"

Yao Ruolin had already beaten all the five-star unicorns in Qin Shaoyou's dormitory, unlike the two or three of them who fought for more than half an hour. The rewards given out were no surprise, and he smiled helplessly and said: "One hundred people are delusional about riding a dog on the head of the president without touching their tails. Are you afraid that he will trouble you? Don't forget that we have the highest fighting power in our dormitory." The two vice presidents are his people."

Mr. Huainan didn't say a word, he deliberately didn't mention the situation after Liuyun Suiyue and the others left, in his eyes, any hen that fell into his nest, no matter which hen borrowed the eggs from the ground, must belong to him , There is no reason to spit it out after eating it.

Fang Qilian teamed up with his familiar cock wife to scan the dungeon. He only brought onmyoji Seimei, Kaguya Ji who started the fire, and the mountain rabbit with the added action bar. He put his mobile phone next to the wine glass and waited to win.He had tasted the sweetness of being a hands-off shopkeeper, and he was also unwilling to let him go. He said brazenly: "Now it's ours! You have one less bite. The person who will grow the dog reminds Liuyun and Baifa that they will get used to it after a long time. Here, I must be too lazy to leave."

"Just wait for a long time together, wipe out the borrowing of soldiers, and pretend it never happened?" Yao Ruolin admired these two profiteers from the bottom of his heart, even if they can make a small profit, they can use any means anytime and anywhere, "Really Greedy enough."

Mr. Huainan has always been an egoist, and he agreed with Fang Qilian without blushing or beating his heart: "They came in voluntarily, and it is not impossible for them to stay voluntarily. Once our dormitory develops, they will be the vice presidents, and they will be treated better than President Gou. much better."

Fang Qilian then added: "I'd rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix." Yao Ruolin felt very sorry, and said earnestly that President Dog did his best to help us, but we were plotting against him behind his back. ship?I don't know when I will be kicked into the water by the two of you.I can't keep the chicken mother-in-law and Liuyun Suiyue.Seeing how excited he was, Fang Qilian suddenly remembered something: "Who was the one who plotted against the president of the dog first? He still doesn't know that Ying Chuixue is actually a big man of 1.8 meters, right?"

Yao Ruolin blushed, and muttered, "I... I'm still five pieces away from Jiutun, I will confess after changing these five pieces."

Mr. Huainan hurriedly hit the snake with the stick: "I have seven pieces for Jiu Tun boy, and I gave it to him--you will end up tearing your face after confessing, do you want to go back to him to scold him? Die early and be reborn early, his People can also take it back immediately, so as not to be missed by us."

These words made a turn in Yao Ruolin's mind. He thought that if I admit the mistakes I made, you will also dispel the idea of ​​making mistakes. This deal is quite a bargain.So he agreed with all his heart: "Okay, I will talk to him now."

Yao Ruolin stopped for a while before looking for Qin Shaoyou.At that time, he was with his small bench in the Yutou ward—Su Qianxun brought a fruit basket to eat and lilies to visit Yutou after dinner. The soup was too salty and unpalatable. This time Su Qianxun personally stewed a cup of fish head tofu soup and brought it over, put it in a thermos bottle, and it was still steaming hot when the lid was lifted.

She was still sitting under the window, with her back facing the yellow-white streetlights outside the window, her long hair draped over her shoulders like flowing water, and she had an indescribably graceful style when she turned her head slightly.Qin Shaoyou watched her pin the broken hair on the sideburns behind her ears, propped her upper body forward on the edge of the bed with one hand, pursed her mouth and blew gently on the spoon in Yutou's hand, and then said playfully: "The fish head eats the fish head ..."

Sitting on the small bench, he unconsciously moved upwards, and goosebumps crawled up his arms again. Now he is standing in the north wind, wearing only a vest in the cold winter months.

Qin Shaoyou felt uncomfortable watching it, and scratched his head trying to find something to divert his attention. The acquaintances in the game room were not online, so he went to Yao Ruolin and the others. Fang Qilian said that he was going offline again, and we would play together another day.Just as he was about to get up and go to the corridor to enjoy the night breeze, a message from Yao Ruolin came on WeChat suddenly, asking him if he was busy.

He was afraid that he would be dazzled and quickly replied, "I'm not busy, do you need me?"Yao Ruolin said something happened.After taking a deep breath behind the screen, he choked out a sentence, I'm so bored working overtime, you can play Yuhun with me.

Just as Qin Shaoyou had this intention, he sat down on the small bench again, and played games with Yao Ruolin while charging his phone while leaning against the socket in the corner.

Yao Ruolin received the bonus of the soul for an hour, and he prepared absent-mindedly, staring at Qin Shaoyou's mouse Jerry's head and started drafting.He was originally a liberal arts student. Even though he was studying business in college, he also minored in a literature-related major in his spare time. He wrote articles quickly and beautifully, but at this critical moment, he couldn't make up a single word.

It was Qin Shaoyou who opened the mouth first, and asked strangely: "What's wrong with you today? Don't you usually talk a lot? Why don't you talk all the time." In the past, the two of them teamed up to brush up dungeons, and Yao Ruolin was also responsible for making fire and adding action notes , He doesn't need to poke the monster, he just likes to chat with Qin Shaoyou.Once Qin Shaoyou forgot to bring his keys, and squatted at the door of the house with a black umbrella waiting for the person who was eager to unlock the lock. Yao Ruolin heard him complain and told him a very cold joke to make him happy.It is said that a psychiatrist discovered that there was a man squatting in front of the hospital all day long with a strangely large black umbrella. After observing him for a week, he squatted in the same position for more than ten hours. So the doctor also held a black umbrella and squatted next to him, trying to communicate with him pretending to be mentally ill, but the man didn't speak, and after a few hours he raised his head from under the umbrella and asked the doctor: Are you a mushroom too?

Qin Shaoyou gave him two perfunctory hahahas, and it took him a while to get over it. He laughed so angrily, and said, who are you calling mentally ill!Yao Ruolin was not afraid of him, and continued to tease him, saying, I didn't squat at the gate with a black umbrella.

Thinking of the fun things before, Yao Ruolin panicked, and couldn't laugh anymore. When he was about to go all out, Qin Shaoyou snatched Bai again, and told him falteringly: "I found a very good one, I don't know Should we hint to the person involved that if the secret is revealed, we may not even be able to be friends..."

Yao Ruolin felt guilty, and suddenly panicked, as if the lie was lying about him, he quickly closed the friend dialog box, not daring to watch him continue.

The author has something to say:

Huainan Jun: Before I entered the dormitory, I agreed to help me dig the wall, how long did it take before I rebelled

Fang Qilian: This is called turning your elbow outward ╮(╯▽╰)╭