Schrödinger's straight man

And in the Yinyangliao channel, there seemed to be some people discussing some secrets.Yao Ruolin caught a glimpse of Liuyun Suiyue cursing in a strange manner, saying that it's fine to dress like a woman who has lost her feet, her double eyelids are cut like a belly button, at first glance she thought she had four eyes.The chicken mother-in-law replied: "So you need to put on heavy makeup to cover the belly button on your face."

Liu Yun Suiyue said again: "She has been in the dormitory for more than half a year, and she only knows how to be nice and handsome and ask those men to take her to play. Last time, Ming Mie made an appointment to play with others and asked her to join me. She is not happy! Tsk! , I rarely take her with me!"

The chicken mother-in-law also said disgustedly: "I took her once. While fighting with me, she said in the group that no one took her and she couldn't even beat the eighth floor of Yuhun. Immediately posted it and begged President Dog to do tasks with her. When I saw it, I said, isn’t she leading you? President Dog stopped grouping her when she heard that, and she was so angry that she scolded us behind Ming Mie’s back for two hours! "

"President Dog... She once took advantage of Skylark's retreat to review, and pestered President Dog to do daily work. President Dog said that I saw Skylark online, so I can call him for you? She was so scared that she quickly went offline. I dare not show up again."

"Oh, who hasn't seen the photo of her suspender skirt before the plastic surgery? He even covered his face and dared not let others see it. Ming Mie even saw her without makeup in private! After the plastic surgery, she even reissued the suspender pajamas Give him the photo, saying that he is not good-looking when he becomes fat and ugly, and Ming Mie praised her for being beautiful all night to make her happy."

Yao Ruolin was stunned for a while, and vaguely remembered that there was a girl who was very good at acting like a baby in President Dog's dormitory, but she didn't like to play with him, so she couldn't remember the name clearly.He saw Liuyun Suiyue mentioning that the woman chatted with Yutou every night until one or two o'clock in the morning, and the skylark would become boot brothers with Yutou one day, and the relationship would become a little more "close".Can't help but think of the "immorality" that President Dog said.Friends' wives are not allowed to play, isn't it a low moral practice?You Qi secretly shared the same song without telling his friends.If the person involved accidentally caught the fox's tail, it would definitely not be as easy to solve as simply breaking off the relationship.

He recalled the social news he had read, and suddenly he was horrified, and clicked on the dialog box to chat with President Dog again. Sure enough, Qin Shaoyou also told him about it, worried that the skylark would find out that it would not end well-his temper was originally Fiery, straight-hearted, and courageous, once anger overwhelms his reason, he will take the high-speed train to the hospital overnight to find Yutou bad luck, he can definitely do it.The way to find bad luck is also not merciful.

"I really don't know whether I should remind Yunque that he was kept in the dark as a bastard, and I was caught in the middle and I was not a human being." Qin Shaoyou said.

Yao Ruolin glanced at the Liao channel, Liuyun Suiyue and Jipo were still mocking Yunque's girlfriend, describing her record of capturing the favor of various men in more and more detail, and said to himself, do you think this is the first time he has been a bastard?Feeling deeply that you must not rush to be the first bird in this matter, he advised Qin Shaoyou not to pierce the window paper: "Yunque is not a fool, he will find out by himself if you go too far, as long as you and his girlfriend are innocent, he dares to take it." Can you vent your anger?"

"Of course his girlfriend and I are innocent! I'm hiding in a corner by myself now, and I don't dare to breathe out!" Qin Shaoyou was afraid that Yao Ruolin might misunderstand something, so he hurriedly cleared the matter, "I was afraid that the skylark would think I knew the truth. If you don’t report it, join forces to deceive him.”

"What would he do to you if you lied to him?"

Qin Shaoyou thought for a while and said, "It depends on the condition of the fish head. If I beat the fish head half to death, then I would probably break an arm or a leg."

Yao Ruolin didn't expect that the consequences would be so serious that it would hurt his body and life, so he was taken aback, and tentatively asked: "Then if you find out that you have been cheated by someone, what will you do to that person?"

"What kind of deception? Lie to my feelings like this and make me a bastard?"

"...It can be regarded as a kind of emotional deception." Yao Ruolin approached him pretending to be the opposite sex. Although nothing happened in reality, it made it ambiguous and aroused many charming thoughts in him.Even Huainan Jun and Fang Qilian teased him that he acted like a male dog about to usher in spring when he met Yao Ruolin.

Qin Shaoyou fell into silence, as if he was imagining what he could do. After a while, he sent a short sentence: "Hack him to death." Without adding the word "think" and ending with an exclamation mark, the plain statement sentence also made Yao Ruolin I couldn't hold back my heartbeat.

Yao Ruolin didn't draft a suitable wording to confess to Qin Shaoyou after finishing the bonus of the last hour of imperial soul.Tell him the truth, just to avenge his fighting skills, and deliberately trick him, Qin Shaoyou may pester him even more to retaliate, even worse than before just quarreling and taking nicknames; , insisting that he once admitted that he was not a girl, he faced some ambiguous behaviors shown by others when he was a girl, and he couldn't clean it off, so he slapped his own face severely, and when it spread, he became a human A liar with a bad product will be ridiculed by everyone in the game until he sells his account.

Yao Ruolin hesitated, Huainan Junlin came to him before going to sleep and asked, "What happened? Did President Dog get a big shock? The spring heart can no longer waver?"

Fang Qilian said mischievously: "I should go and buy the most powerful all-purpose glue right now, and hold my broken heart and tearfully glue it together again."

Yao Ruolin's face was gloomy, the lighting was not turned on in the bedroom, only a ball of yellow light was shining on the bedside table, and his snow-white face was reflected on the mobile phone screen, which was faintly blue, making his face paler and paler: "He's not online, so I didn't tell him. "Muttered in my heart, I was shocked!

Yao Xian'er scolded him for doing business, and left a straightforward message, he saw it tomorrow and returned tomorrow, and saw it the day after tomorrow and returned the day after tomorrow, do you still need you to wait for the immediate trial?Mr. Huainan said again and again, confessing with the time difference, and saved a lot of embarrassment and trouble.

Fang Qilian immediately urged: "You should tear yourself apart with him. The two girls in the office complained all night about the mess under his command. We just took this opportunity to keep him and don't send him back to the enemy's camp." .”

Liuyun Suiyue and the chicken mother-in-law looked at it for a long time, wanting to avoid the parties involved, but also wanting to reveal it to outsiders. It happened that "Liuhua Shen Lane" was full of unfamiliar and irrelevant audiences, so let's talk about those dirty things a little bit He didn't hide it, showing a lot of disgust.

Yao Ruolin saw them complaining that Su Qianxun used the authority of the vice president Yunque to kick away the female players who provoked her arbitrarily.At this time, if things go smoothly, the two of them will undoubtedly stay in "Liuhua Shenxiang" and never leave.He just said casually: "If you want to poach the wall and tell them directly, don't leave the dormitory at that time, just stay, the vice president will let you continue to be—why wait for me and the dog president to tear our face apart before daring to say it."

"Aren't you afraid that you will go back to him and continue to be his concubine affectionately?" Mr. Huainan analyzed to him, "It's immoral for you to be friends with him and stab him in the back; It is his enemy, and everything is for the purpose of stabbing him hard, which is called a scheme. So now that you sing the black face, we can also show the black face."

Yao Ruolin smiled self-deprecatingly: "I'm playing an onmyoji who draws cards and raises shikigami, not a werewolf. Why are you saying that there are infernal affairs everywhere? I hide my wolf's tail and pretend to be a villager."

Yaoxian'er said: "You are not only a villager hiding a wolf's tail, but you are also a poppy disguised as a white lotus. If you continue to drag the president endlessly, you will definitely kill him."

Yao Ruolin didn't quite understand what he meant, Fang Qilian reluctantly explained: "There are many examples of online dating harming people, isn't it just the woman under him who cuckolds boyfriends from different places?" A scene of false love is true, and both become gay and it's over." Hidden in the belly.

He had no choice but to stop talking, so as not to be hurt by their group of bad friends one by one, hurting until dawn.

Seeing that Yao Ruolin had no objection, Mr. Huainan seemed to agree that their words were reasonable, so he privately found Liuyun Suiyue and Xiujiang to sing the yellow chicken with white hair, and let them stay in the name of Ying Chuixue.Liuyun Suiyue didn't have any conflicts or feuds with Ying Chuixue, who he just met not long ago. Hearing that he intends to recruit him, and the treatment is good, he discussed it with the little sister, and simply took the position of vice president. left.

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Qin Shaoyou (sneezed several times): Why do I feel cold all over?