Schrödinger's straight man

It's never a good feeling to be misunderstood.If he only blamed Yao Ruolin for poaching, he would not dare to object, but if he had to blame Ming Mie and those who ran with him, he would inevitably feel panicked.Yao Ruolin couldn't hold his breath anymore, so he went to Guild Leader Dog alone, and wrote a small paper like a paper, and sent it to him for reading.And fearing that it would be too long, he didn't have the patience to read it carefully, so he deliberately cut it into paragraphs and sent it paragraph by paragraph.

Recently, in order to take care of Yutou, Qin Shaoyou had to take overtime work home and finish it all night. He just came back from the hospital and was fighting at night in the study. He caught a glimpse of his mobile phone vibrating non-stop. It was the news of Sakura Chuixue, and he was depressed and irritable. The feeling came up again.

He glanced at Ying Fuixue's explanation, and when the other party was emotional, his saliva was so much that it could overflow Jinshan.From the first time I met in fighting skills, I was beaten so angry by him that I always liked to argue with him on the nearby channels, until the second time I continued to be suppressed by him in fighting skills and could not be promoted, and was even ridiculed by him , I was so disgusted that I didn't eat dinner; then came the third fighting skill...

Qin Shaoyou snorted coldly with unknown meaning, and said to himself: "Who told you that you can't play with me." Then he thought angrily, so you came in to demolish my dormitory pretending to be an undercover agent?The game is not very good, but the countermeasures are quite good.Seeing that he was still sending messages continuously, he simply clicked on the video chat, and asked Ying Chuixue to make a long story short, or to hurry up and stop writing articles.

The reminder sounded suddenly, and Yao Ruolin, who was concentrating on typing, was so frightened that he shook his phone out again, and picked it up several times like picking up a hot potato before it fell on the ground—but he accidentally pressed the answer button.Qin Shaoyou on the other side of the screen saw the light and heard the sound of porcelain colliding. He was also startled, and then coughed lightly. The familiar deep voice came to Yao Ruolin's ears: "Do you really dare to answer?"

Yao Ruolin pinched the phone, his limbs and bones seemed to be crawling into an ant, and he was so guilty that he felt numb.He lowered the front camera, for fear that Qin Shaoyou would see his face.A few seconds later, he realized something was wrong. Fang Qilian unbuttoned the collar of his shirt, and his neck was exposed naked, and he couldn't see it.He hastily put the camera aside, and blindly tapped the screen with his fingers, trying to hit the cancel button.

But Qin Shaoyou has already seen another scene in the video: Ying Chuixue seems to be eating out with someone, a very high-end restaurant with elegant and open decoration, and few customers.Sakura Fuki was too ashamed to look directly at him, the camera only aimed at her collarbone, the black choker around her neck didn't show its full shape, only a slanted triangle and a narrow rectangular metal pendant could be seen, Under the warm light, this section of skin looks like an old photo with yellowing, and it is impossible to pick out a trace of flaws.

He suddenly felt parched and thirsty, and waited until the video screen turned into chair legs and the floor before he was willing to distract himself to pour water.

"I didn't see clearly, I accidentally pressed it. Why can't I hang it up?" Yao Ruolin was so nervous that his body was trembling slightly, and his voice was much lower, which was easily covered by Qin Shaoyou's pouring water.He vaguely heard what Ying Chuixue was saying, like a mosquito buzzing, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?"

Yao Ruolin was about to repeat it, when a girl at the same table suddenly slapped Daniel on the shoulder, and said coquettishly, "You are so bad, why are you suddenly...suddenly...scared to death!" It is clearly transmitted in the video.

Qin Shaoyou suddenly heard the girl's crisp voice as sweet as honey, as if he had been hit by a small electric field, and an indescribable strangeness shot up his spine.He suddenly coughed violently from the unswallowed Liang Baikai, and the water left in the glass accidentally spilled all over his pants.

"Sorry, I didn't know it was inconvenient to pick you up when you were eating out. I'll hang up now."

Before Sakura could reply, he rushed into the bathroom like a gust of wind, and wiped his wet crotch with a towel angrily—the moment he was scolded by Sakura, his mind was full of the shape of a collarbone under the black collar, and There was a flash of a tall figure, which was once reflected on the dark blue glass.As a result, there seemed to be something extra on his underwear, which was both comfortable and uncomfortable.

Yao Ruolin also heard the movement, and turned his head to look at Daniel. He and one of the girls with high ponytails and smoky makeup hid under the table and played with their fingers. They broke ten slender fingers into strange shapes, and couldn't help but wondered between Daniel's fingers. Poke and poke.Daniel yelled strangely: "It's broken, it's broken, you still poke it! It's broken! It's really broken...Look..." He moved his crooked fingers to Yao Ruolin's face and rubbed his tall nose.

The female companion next to her was overjoyed, she laughed heartily and helped Yao Ruolin to blame Daniel: "Daniel, you are such a messy person, you will take advantage of anyone, and no one will dare to be ordinary friends with you from now on."

Yao Ruolin used to fight with Daniel when he was a child. Knowing his weakness, he put the mobile phone in his right hand on the dining table and freed up two hands to tickle him.Before touching his creaking hole and waist, Daniel relented and gave in: "Okay, I was wrong, I was wrong... Yao Ruolin, if you dare to scratch me, I will tickle you too!" The last sentence seemed to be stimulated by something , suddenly changed the tone.

Qin Shaoyou's mobile phone was placed on the washstand, and it was also turned backwards and had not been hung up.He wiped off the water stains with great difficulty, and was about to turn off WeChat, but when he heard this scene clearly, his face was pulled like a bitter melon, and he couldn't help but think of a sentence that Liu Yun Suiyue once quarreled with Su Qianxun: "Having done so many intimate things with the opposite sex, you are just ordinary friends. You have never had a relationship, let alone thought about it. You are really a saint, you are Liu Xiahui."

Isn't Daniel the friend who lives in Yao Ruolin's house and plays games in the basement with him, and has to take a shower afterwards?Yao Ruolin himself said that he was not a boyfriend, and there was no such relationship. It seems that Yao Ruolin is also a saint, it is Liu Xiahui.Qin Shaoyou thought sourly, I shouldn't have believed it!It's not once or twice that Ying Fuxue lied to me. Her nonsense has to be heard backwards to be true to the truth!

Thinking of this, he didn't want to take the phone away, so he threw it in the bathroom, and went back to the study to catch up with the plan.Afterwards, whether Ying Fuxue hung up the video or replied to him with anything, she couldn't see it in her eyes, so she didn't have to be annoyed to death by her anymore.

But not long after Qin Shaoyou sat at the desk, his heart began to itch again.He has a temperament that the more he wants to forget, the more he misses. On the drawing software in the computer, one straight line, one rectangular frame, after staring at it for a long time, it becomes the black collar on Sakura Fukixue's neck, the geometry that sticks to the skin. shaped pendant.He looked at the time resignedly, it was almost eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, at this time Sakura should be asleep.So at home, like a thief, he sneaked into the bathroom and turned on his phone to read WeChat messages.

Nothing at all.

Qin Shaoyou felt quite uncomfortable, and thought to himself, this mother's words don't count, and she agreed to give me a detailed explanation, and she would ignore others before she finished speaking.Forget about blocking her, so as not to harass me again tomorrow.Angrily, he snapped his phone back to the marble surface of the washstand, and continued to work overtime.

He was very restless when he slept at night. It seemed that he forgot to do something. He wondered in a daze what he forgot to do?He actually dreamed of a dim yellow space, empty with nothing placed and no one there, but there was a slight laughter in his ears.He followed the sound to identify it carefully, and saw a long metal silver frame inserted into a triangle, and the triangle was strange to Long Strip's hands and feet, people are really bad, and he told Long Strip to release heat when it was done. water, take a bath together.

The author has something to say:

Yutou: You called Chicken Po and Ming Mie 99 times in your dream, are you so reluctant to let them go?

Qin Shaoyou: Of course I can't bear it!All the bosses in the dormitory!One top ten powerful bosses!

Yutou: But you called Ying Fuxue 300 times and Yao Ruolin 998 times, are you also reluctant to leave Sakura?Who is Yao Ruolin?

Qin Shaoyou: Yao, Ruo, Lin... I actually hate him so much!