Schrödinger's straight man

At dawn, Qin Shaoyou was startled awake by this overly stream-of-consciousness Chun Meng. His face was as red as boiling water, and it was scorching hot to the touch. He quickly got up and took a cold shower.It was late autumn, the temperature difference between day and night was gradually widening, and the early morning was as cold as winter. Qin Shaoyou rolled in the water shivering and then came out. While brushing his teeth, he glanced at his phone still on the edge of the sink, and looked at it again reluctantly.

Sakura Fubuki sent him a message at three o'clock in the morning, but when he clicked on it, the voice came out in less than ten seconds, without saying a single word, only the noisy and chaotic background sound.He thought this place was like a bar, so he couldn't help wondering that Sakura Fubuki wouldn't drink too much and go crazy, right?Not afraid of being sold.Then I wondered myself, it's none of my business that she was sold?Daniel would be in a hurry anyway.

He spat out a mouth full of foam, hurriedly washed up and went to work.

——Yao Ruolin had dinner with Fang Qilian and the others last night, and was indeed dragged to the bar.Fang Qilian's girlfriend said that her friend's band will be releasing a new song today and will be performing for the first time at the Sailing Bar, and they made an appointment to join her.Fang Qilian relied on her for everything during the hot love period, so he refused to let her go. Yao Ruolin, who had to go to work tomorrow, took him to play all night.

As the name suggests, the Sailboat Bar is built like a sailboat and is divided into upper, middle and lower floors. It is located alone on an artificial lake. The bridge connecting the shore and the entrance of the sailboat is also designed with an open-air booth. It is a famous restaurant with the largest passenger flow in the city bar.Yao Ruolin was very good-looking and had no companions. When he got out of the car, from the moment they crossed the bridge to the time when they boarded the boat, all their eyes, up and down, inside and out, looked at him like they were catching prey.

As soon as they found a table to sit on, the wine sent by the stranger poured down on their table. The bartender had to take a tray and set the uneven wine glasses while introducing him which table and which guest it was. Sent.Yao Ruolin wandered around, and found that the people who gave him wine were all beautiful, ugly, fat and thin, and some of them were of the same sex.

Fang Qilian teased: "Looks like we don't need to order wine, it will be dawn after drinking these." He called the bartender over and ordered some snacks.

A girl in fishnet stockings among the companions also smiled and joked, "Why are you ordering so fast, maybe someone will deliver snacks later. You order now, do you want someone to deliver the hookah?"

Not long after we finished speaking, when the bartender came over with snacks, he really came with a pot of hookah, which he said was given by the guest sitting next to him.

Everyone looked at Yao Ruolin, and then at the guest. A middle-aged man in his 40s, slightly fat but well-proportioned, was looking at Yao Ruolin's profile with a gentle smile.Yao Ruolin looked at them, then at the middle-aged man, and said in a normal way: "I said I won't come, but I must be dragged. Just wait and see, these people will be endless."

It's not the first time he came to the Sailboat Bar, let alone the first time he went to a nightclub. Before he was caught working under the nose of his parents, he went out to club with his college roommate, and he didn't need to pay the bill every time. He was numb because of the cheapness. up.

Daniel took off the disposable cigarette holder rubber sleeve and passed it around in front of everyone. Non-smokers would not touch it, and old smokers thought it was not enough to satisfy their hunger. Two long cigarette holders were actually occupying no space on the table.He glanced at the guest sitting next to him out of the corner of his eye, eagerly expecting Yao Ruolin to eat the food he gave him, his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, and suddenly he got playful, and poked Yao Ruolin's face with a cigarette holder, and poked him on the cheek. Make a dimple.

The skin on Yao Ruolin's face was thin, and he made it hurt and itchy, and his cheeks turned red after a while, and he couldn't stop hiding from Fang Qilian.Fang Qilian knocked off Daniel's hand, and said, "Don't tease him with the cigarette, what if you accidentally inhale it and choke?" Daniel moved a little further away, saying that the pipe is so long that he can't suck the water all at once.Fang Qilian also took a cigarette holder and asked Yao Ruolin to poke at him.

While guarding against Yao Ruolin, Daniel kept an eye on the middle-aged man.The other party also kept an eye on their every move, and finally hoped that Yao Ruolin touched the things he gave, wiped his temples quickly, and left his seat after eating a piece of chewing gum.Daniel winked at Yao Ruolin. Through the image reflected in his eyes, Yao Ruolin found someone approaching behind him. He inadvertently intensified the fight, and accidentally tore the whole pot of hookah off the table. With a muffled "bang", it fell to pieces and splashed the man's shoes, which made him stop in fright and did not move forward.

The bartenders gathered around following the sound, and Fang Qilian pointed at the mess on the ground like a master: "The whole set of tools and the cigarettes in it are charged to my account. And these are also taken away. They are piled up in a mess here, which is in the way." By the way, let them clean up The trash bartenders also cleared away the unknown alcohol, and told them not to send everything here, and we are not a garbage collection station.

Yao Ruolin laughed shamelessly, and said, "Who would have the hobby of being a trash recycle bin? Do you want to find out which trash is actually a dusty treasure?"

"It won't become a junk collector anymore."

Sitting in the dark, Fang Qilian's girlfriend let out a low snort, and whispered to him, "You guys are quite mean, pointing and scolding. Look at the man who gave your friend a hookah, his face turned green."

Fang Qilian replied: "Since we came in, that man has delivered things to no less than five people, and he looks like an old liar who cast a wide net. Could it be that a decent person like our family, Ruo Neighbor, is looking for an old liar in a bar as real love?" ah?"

The makeup on the end of his girlfriend's eyes flickered thinly as soon as she bent her eyebrows: "I really love you when I find you, and I protect you like my own son."

"Why are you so jealous? What can happen to two big men? I like men, but he doesn't like them! I didn't see him dislike that man..." Fang Qilian frowned, his face darkened.His girlfriend knew that he was really angry, and immediately changed her face, hugging his arm like a small animal and rubbing her chin, slowly rubbing his anger down.

They were all idle dandies, but Yao Ruolin had to go to work on time the next day. After the things were removed, Daniel only ordered two dozen beers to cheer him up.Yao Ruolin became drowsy after a few drinks. He can't drink very much, and he is prone to facial expressions. He was sitting in the corner of the sofa and looking at his phone in a daze. It was almost three o'clock in the morning.

Yao Ruolin woke up halfway from a spirit drink: "Oh, it's so late, I have to go back quickly, and I have an early meeting tomorrow."

Once he goes back Daniel has to go back too.He didn't know what kind of security system was installed in his home. The owner turned on the sleep mode, and the guests couldn't get in even if they knew the password.Daniel was very unhappy and said, "I'll take you there in the morning. It's all in the downtown area, and it's faster than going from your house."

Yao Ruolin shook his head and said, "I want to take a shower and change clothes. Tomorrow my cousin returns to China, so I can't go to see her smelling of alcohol."

Fang Qilian twitched his ears, and asked curiously, "Which cousin is yours? The first cousin who is studying law abroad? Didn't she graduate early and stay here to work?" Yao Ruolin's family members Ding Xingwang, uncles, uncles and aunts , there are a lot of cousins ​​and cousins, and the relationship is very complicated.

Yao Ruolin thought for a while and said, "Third cousin, she just graduated with a Ph.D. this year. She is going back to China for an internship. We will meet her tomorrow morning."

"Oh." Fang Qilian knew something about the third cousin and him. It was because she wanted to go abroad to pursue her dream, so Yao Ruolin became the manager of his own group at a young age, replacing the third cousin.Clearly said, "The one who came to snatch your seat by air—then why are you in a hurry, just leave her alone!"

Yao Ruolin leaned on the armrest of the sofa, and glanced at him: "Wouldn't that be giving her a way for nothing?" Staggering to get up, he said that he really had to go.Daniel gave him a hand and said, let me see you off after all.

Yao Ruolin didn't want to spoil his interest, so he just took his mobile phone and planned to call other friends or his secretary to pick it up.Unknowingly, my mind was in a daze, and I clicked on WeChat in a smooth manner, found President Dog's account, and said softly, "I'm at the Sailing Bar, can you come and pick me up?"

The author has something to say:

Fang Qilian: How could our neighbors like men?Impossible, impossible, impossible... (loop here a hundred times)

Qin Shaoyou: Hello everyone, I am a woman.