Schrödinger's straight man

His mind was full of things that he would have to do with his third cousin tomorrow morning, and his memory was paralyzed by alcohol. He couldn't remember what he said a minute ago and what he did.Talking about WeChat, Yao Ruolin told Daniel that someone would come to pick him up. Daniel was afraid that he would not be able to distinguish east, west, north and south like last time at the door of his house, so he stepped into the artificial lake and led him out of the sailing bar like a child. up the bridge.When he was about to accompany him to wait for his friend, Yao Ruolin summoned a taxi with his normal expression. He was just so drunk that his consciousness was not slowed down to the point of fragmentation, and his speech was quite clear and eloquent. Apart from the smell of alcohol on his body, he looked No it was a guy who had just come out of a bar.

At this point in the morning, almost all the night taxis were gathered at the entrance of the Sailing Bar. Seeing him beckoning, the driver immediately went up to him and opened the door for him.Yao Ruolin refused the passenger seat, opened the rear seat and got in, giving his address.

Daniel was taken aback seeing Yao Ruolin's appearance of being able to take care of himself completely. Will any friends come to pick him up?Why did you leave by yourself?When I realized it, the taxi had already left.He was worried that Yao Ruolin would be unsafe alone, so he greeted Fang Qilian and was about to call a car to follow him, but Fang Qilian pulled him and said, "Don't worry, he even remembers that his house is going to cross the river, which means he wasn't too drunk. Don't remember to pay the fare?"

"Isn't that too drunk?" Daniel asked in amazement, and told him Yao Ruolin's nonsense about someone coming to pick him up.

Fang Qilian knew him too well, so he said disapprovingly: "He said there must be some, but he didn't remember who he called, and he didn't deliberately wait. Yao Ruolin often asked people out after drinking, and then ran away by himself, playing tricks. Someone else is playing! You just treat him as a drunken maniac maliciously." His face was deeply hurt by it.

Daniel discovered Yao Ruolin's side for the first time, and asked curiously: "Then what will happen if he drinks until he doesn't know his last name?"

Yao Ruolin was only five or six points drunk at most, and Fang Qilian had never seen his drunkenness before, so he speculated: "I guess it's quite exciting, it will be very tormenting."

They broke up after four o'clock, and Daniel returned to Yao Ruolin's house. When he entered the door, he saw the hangover medicine and bandages on the coffee table, and the kitchen was still boiling hot water.Yao Ruolin was wearing home clothes, while lowering his head to apply a band-aid, while waiting for the water to boil to make milk. There were still two and a half hours before he could take a nap before going to work.

"What's the matter with you, you're scratched by a driver?" Daniel asked casually, Yao Ruolin was sober enough to see nothing unusual, it's really interesting.

Yao Ruolin said casually: "Old injury, I accidentally touched water in the shower, and it started to hurt again." He was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, like the Princess and the Pea in a fairy tale, he is more sensitive than ordinary people in every aspect, and he is more sensitive to Pain is no exception.

Daniel nodded, tiredness hit him, he was so tired that he stopped chatting with Yao Ruolin and went to bed rubbing his face.

Yao Ruolin was completely sober at the moment, looking at Daniel's back and muttering in his heart: He just came back now, so how did I come back?Who do I have an appointment with?Am I dating someone?

At dawn, Daniel didn't get up, and Yao Ruolin didn't have breakfast, so he could only hurry out with a piece of white toast in his mouth.He didn't rest well all night, his face was indescribably haggard, and he was hungry. At the morning meeting, he looked like a wilted cabbage, which only made his glamorous third cousin a joke.

Fortunately, although he works at the headquarters of the group, his office is not in the headquarters building. Instead, he manages a department in a slightly shorter office building next to him, so a small mistake will not spread throughout the park.

But his third cousin was temporarily assigned by the uncle who is now at the helm to be his second-in-command. She followed him to study, but she didn't see her.

During the lunch break, I finally squeezed some free time to play games on Daniel's mobile phone.In just two days, Mr. Huainan's Yinyang House has changed drastically. The number of members is almost full, and many high-level players are still familiar faces.Yao Ruolin flipped through the list and couldn't help clicking his tongue. Liuyun Suiyue and the chicken woman actually took away nearly twenty people from President Dog's dormitory in one go.

Yao Ruolin suddenly understood why President Gou was so angry. He thought Huainan Jun only pried off three or five people from President Gou.With such a large number, he would have the heart to swallow Lord Huainan alive.Not only was Huainan Junfei not ashamed, he even teased him: "We opened the Liao Breakthrough of 'Close to the End of the World' yesterday, and we finished it in less than half an hour. There is a man named Ming Mie who is cheaper than President Dog, and directly posted it on the public channel broadcast the results to the members of the dormitory, and if they dare to provoke us, they will not be spared in the arena."

When mentioning fighting skills, Yao Ruolin thought of President Dog, and asked Mr. Huainan: "How is President Dog? I think his house has fallen out of the top [-] rankings."

Mr. Huainan gloated and said: "Feng Shui turns around, he beat you up all day with his fighting skills, this time we dug the wall so that he didn't log in yesterday, and it has been more than 24 hours now. I think he is seriously injured, I can't slow down in a short time, this revenge is beautifully avenged!"

Yao Ruolin said in his heart, if it wasn't for Su Qianxun's collusion and abuse of authority to provoke public outrage, what revenge could we have?If you think about it carefully, it is quite invincible.Not too optimistic, he said: "Don't be too happy too early, if Ming Mie and they get angry and go back, you have no place to cry." Before he started the game, he glanced at the WeChat group, and Liu Yun Sui Yue was laughing at Su Qian Xun after the incident happened. , Stealing the chicken is not enough to turn back the rice, the fish head didn't hook up, and the skylark even blew it with her.

Mr. Huainan let out a "hey" and said openly, "Go back and go back. It's just a game. If you can't finish it, you can stop playing. What if you can lose a piece of meat?"

Yao Ruolin thought so too, the hatred in the virtual world should not be taken seriously.So I found President Dog's space, and prepared to leave him a note to apologize. I explained to him yesterday and left my tail unfinished.

As a result, as soon as he opened it, he saw the president of the dog writing "Sakura Fubuki and the dog are not allowed to check". Afraid that the words were too small to be conspicuous, he deliberately used the code to make a glowing effect, which showed his hatred for him.

Yao Ruolin's feelings of guilt dissipated instantly, and angrily replied word by word on the message board: You, just, yes, dog!I was also afraid that the dog would not be able to see it if he was not online, so I immediately clicked on the WeChat screenshot and sent it to him, and repeated it viciously.How can you look down on your compatriots?

Chairman Dog also just finished his meal, holding his mobile phone and criticizing with the rest of the members in the WeChat group. Douying Chuixue, calling him "that bitch" one by one.In order to have a better dinner, Yutou echoed repeatedly: "That mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp at first sight, didn't she just beat her three times with fighting skills? She has kept her grudge for so long and still played dirty tricks. She and Liu Yun Suiyue and the others are probably hypocritical, and they will fall out sooner or later."

"When they have a falling out, I'll go and add insult to injury. She tricked me so many times, if she doesn't force that bitch to retire, I'll change her surname!" Qin Shaoyou said angrily.After finishing the project plan in the morning, he was bored with idleness, and then listened to Yao Ruolin's voice in the early morning. After listening to it several times, he finally understood what he was talking about, and he was so regretful that he beat his chest.But on second thought, tell me to pick him up at the Sailboat Bar at three in the morning?Why are you setting a trap for me?The devil was fooled!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he turned over old accounts in the wechat group and scolded Ying Chuixue for venting his anger.

It happened that Yao Ruolin took the initiative to provoke, and Qin Shaoyou was worried that he had no excuse to find him in private.As soon as the news came, Qin Shaoyou rushed at him like gunpowder: "I'm a dog, so you bitch find a dog to pick you up in the early morning and act like a baby to the dog. What are you?"

Yao Ruolin's eyelids twitched, he didn't expect to be looking for him, he was angry and ashamed: "You are a male...you still don't admit that you are a dog, so livestock are called male and female."

The two of you said mother, and I said livestock, and the carts rolled for more than half an hour.Qin Shaoyou's brain became hot, and the old accounts he had just turned over were rattling in his heart again, and Yao Ruolin subconsciously provoked: "You bitch, you invited me to play in a haunted house, but you were more timid than a mouse, and you let me go back and forth. Pigeon. Liar, watch out for the long nose!"

Yao Ruolin couldn't help but touched his nose: "You said you could change the appointment, and I didn't break the appointment temporarily. And I told you that I'm not a mother...I'm not a girl! You don't believe it yourself. "

"The person who lied to me is always real, right? Give Liuyun Suiyue a concentric orchid every day, you are really rich. Why do you get scared when you want to buy a ticket to the haunted house?" Qin Shaoyou ran on. , "You bitch, I just want to say."

Liu Yun Suiyue only took him a gift bag on the first day, and later gave back another one. Yao Ruolin was so confused by his embarrassing speculation, took a deep breath, and retorted: "Who are you calling coward? Isn't it Let's meet and visit the haunted house? Tomorrow is Saturday, at [-] pm, at the east entrance of the International Plaza, see you there!"

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Qin Shaoyou: Actually, I'm a little scared. What if there are spiders in it?

Yao Ruolin: Are dogs still afraid of spiders?

Qin Shaoyou: ...Have you ever seen a spider hunt?

Yao Ruolin:? ? ? ?

(Qin Shaoyou suddenly pounces on him like a husky, throws Yao Ruolin into the corner, bites him a little, and starts to suck the piece of meat in his mouth.)

Qin Shaoyou: When a spider spins its silk to entangle its prey, it sucks the silk back even harder than this.What's your expression?Scared?Still don't understand?Come on, let me show you again.

PS. It’s a bit long to write about drinking, but I’ll give you a spoiler, this is a car tire, and you can summon a luxury car if you gather four car tires.