Schrödinger's straight man

It has been more than half a month since their last invitation. Now the haunted house on the basement floor of the International Plaza is not as fresh as it was on the first day of opening. Naturally, the traffic has dropped a lot. You can buy it if you book a day in advance. tickets.

Yao Ruolin made up his mind to go out with him, and immediately made a reservation on the official website.This kind of themed haunted house only allows a few groups of customers to enter each time period, and the number of shows is less than that of a movie theater. The few remaining tickets are almost all at night, which is just right after dinner.

He couldn't help but compare the timetable to calculate, buy a ticket at seven o'clock, and go home for dinner after the show is over?Or buy a ticket after [-] o'clock and eat something nearby?

Qin Shaoyou got up late on weekends and wouldn't leave the bed until ten o'clock. He wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to have lunch with him, but Yao Ruolin said that he had to work extra early.Just about to give up, when he heard his two plans, he said without hesitation: "Buy after eight o'clock, I'm afraid that your legs will go weak and you won't be able to eat, so it's better to fill your stomach in advance."

"That's right, if you can't even walk when you come out, it would be too embarrassing to block the door and hinder the customers behind." Yao Ruolin said not to be outdone.While booking the ticket, he also secretly searched for the guide, making full preparations so as not to embarrass himself in front of President Dog.

And this one, Qin Shaoyou, was also looking through the guides written by netizens. The light inside the haunted house was dark, and the photos he took were covered in a bloody color, making it hard to see the details.The author of the article with the highest number of hits played tricks, repeatedly saying that the atmosphere was scary, escape items were hard to find, ghosts were realistic and infiltrating, and there was no practical strategy at all.

He had no choice but to ask members in the same city or who had played similar themes in the WeChat group.Some people say it's boring, and ghosts don't dare to touch you, so it's better to watch a horror movie at midnight. Some people say that I'm timid, and I withdraw as soon as I go in, and I don't dare to see what the interior looks like.It is also an unreliable answer.

A member named "Mr. Sen" asked curiously: "Does President Dog have an appointment tomorrow? Why is it the haunted house in the International Plaza again?"

Qin Shaoyou replied: "Because the person who asked me out is the mother of Ying Chuixue."

They were still criticizing Sakura Fubuki just now, but in a blink of an eye, the dog president reconciled with people, and they went to the place where this kind of couples only went to play together. "Mr. Mori" gave a meaningful "oh", and the others were silent for a moment, after thinking about it, they also followed Qiqi and uttered the same tone.

Yutou said bluntly: "You kicked her away and turned around, so the mother won't fall in love with you, right?" Everyone agreed again, assuming that Ying Chuixue was reluctant to bear the dog president, trying to The lotus root is broken.Blowing Qin Shaoyou up to the same level as Renminbi can make anyone lose their minds and can't do without him.

However, Qin Shaoyou thought of Ying Chuixue's ambiguous relationship with so-called ordinary male friends, his frivolous behavior, and some subtle disgust, not eroded by their sugar-coated bullets: "Stop flattering, it's impossible for me to have sex with that mother. When we meet tomorrow, we will be cruel first." Scold her, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are beautiful, and women who only confuse men will not end well."

"Well said! It's a bloody feud to break up our Shunshi room! Don't let the mother's little favors and small favors expose it."

Yutou took the loyal and loyal side of Chairman Dog, and encouraged him with the members who regarded Ying Fuixue and the traitor as enemies.She even advised him how to get revenge on Ying Fuxue in just half a day, making this mother unforgettable for the rest of her life.

On the weekend of the next day, Qin Shaoyou got up early as planned, and went to the barber shop to get his new hairstyle trimmed first.He has a three-dimensional and deep appearance like a western sculpture. When he is unkempt, he does not show his advantages. Once the cumbersome hair on the sideburns is shaved off, it will immediately bloom like a newly unearthed cultural relic after washing away the dirt of the years. dazzling.The girls in the group help him match clothes at the same time, and fashion items that he has never worn have to be bought temporarily.Finally, I packed a macaron at a dessert shop with a French name-it is said that this is the most unpalatable one in the city; I personally tied a beautiful bow on the hand-painted box with a ribbon.

He waited an hour earlier at the International Plaza.There is a subway station at the east entrance, and it is also a transportation hub. Whether Ying Fuixue comes by subway or drives by himself, Qin Shaoyou can see it at a glance in the smoking area of ​​Starbucks.

After drinking two cups of coffee, the agreed time has not yet arrived. He frequently looked towards the artistic sculpture that acts as a symbol at the entrance, and gradually felt impatient, thinking that the time was going too slowly; he also suspected that the clock was broken, The hour hand should have pointed to the number "2".

Qin Shaoyou looked around, the weather was surprisingly good today, the sun was shining brightly, and there were many chattering students and young men and women of similar age sitting in the smoking area of ​​Starbucks.Seeing the latter's careful attire, shy and distant expression, and occasional inquiries about the family situation, it is not difficult to guess that these people are on a blind date at the moment.He looked at the elementary school teachers and civil servants at the next table boredly, and asked in the WeChat group: "Why do I feel that I am also here for a blind date?"

I took a photo by chance. Next to the cup with only ice cubes was a bunch of baby’s breath made of kraft paper and a box of cute macarons. You can feel the romance and sweetness of this little gift through the screen. breath.

The player who was the first to help him with the idea of ​​buying flowers laughed out of shame: "Guild Dog actually went to buy Gypsophila..." Seeing a puzzled expression sent by Qin Shaoyou, he changed his words again, "We are the sunshine before the storm, the foreshadowing, the foreshadowing for revenge on her."

Yutou and several other male players also chattered and said: "Ying Chuixue used her good looks to tease you, and played you around; then you should retaliate and seduce her. Wait until the fish gets on Hook, she is so fascinated by you, I don’t know when in heaven and earth, when you will humiliate her severely——do you think you are such a stunning beauty? Even a man should love you? Don’t think about it There are too many girls, go home, wash and sleep. I have never thought about you, not even a single hair of your hair!"

Qin Shaoyou reviewed the lines accordingly, the words were vicious, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Your bad idea is really cheap." All seriously.

After waiting for a while, Sakura Fukixue finally came to tell him that he had arrived at the nearby underground parking lot.Qin Shaoyou quickly blocked the WeChat group, for fear that those people would talk endlessly, and Ying Chuixue would reveal his secrets if he caught a glimpse.A few minutes later, Sakura Fukixue said that she was on the opposite side of the road and wanted to come over by the overpass.

The parasol blocked part of his vision, so Qin Shaoyou couldn't help but stand up, and bent his neck towards the bridge like a goose: He saw a tall woman with shoulder-length straight hair and a dark black tight-fitting long skirt walking carefully through the crowd, I can't see her face clearly from a distance, but she is conspicuously tall, her skin is as white as snow, and she has an exquisite figure wrapped in a long skirt. The gap between her and ordinary passers-by is like a butterfly mixed into a pile of moths, saying Unbelievable brilliance.

Qin Shaoyou's heart began to beat, and he felt nervous and excited inexplicably, as if he was about to pass the score line in the college entrance examination, hoping that he could be admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University.When the woman started to descend the steps and walked towards him, Qin Shaoyou restrained his emotions a bit, straightened his collar and sleeves distractedly, and secretly chewed a mint candy.

"You finally..." He opened his mouth towards the woman, and before he could say the word "coming", he saw the tall woman go down the last step, turn a corner and enter the subway station not far away .Qin Shaoyou was stunned for a moment, and his mouth was unconsciously fixed there, looking a little silly.

Yao Ruolin emerged from behind the woman, and effortlessly caught a glimpse of Qin Shaoyou, the only one standing under the umbrella of Starbucks.In my impression, President Dog is not much older than him, and he is also in the prime of his youth, and I heard the chicken mother mention it. He is tall and thin, which is very different from the game. It is completely unimaginable by looking at his appearance. He is the type who chases enemies like a hooligan and wants to burn paper for Qingming.Yao Ruolin secretly compared these conditions, and basically matched the person under the umbrella, so he speculated that he was the leader of the dog, walked up to him, and smiled politely, with the corners of his lips curled up like a cat: "OK Meaning, there was a traffic jam on the road, so I was late for a quarter of an hour... You didn't have to wait to sulk, did you?"

Qin Shaoyou's face changed instantly, as if he knew for the first time that a person has two eyes and one nose, and he stammered, "You, you...you are... this gentleman, are you Sakura Chuixue?" After that, the words became more and more vague, as if his tongue suddenly became stiff, and Chinese was only learned today, so he couldn't speak it well.

Seeing his unbelievable expression, Yao Ruolin blushed with shame and felt guilty.The four eyes met for a while, then nodded very slowly, and admitted: "I am Sakura Fubuki."

The walking speed of the afternoon sun has increased a lot. Just now, it was shining brightly on the bushes beside the sidewalk, dyeing them with a layer of autumn golden color, and now it is overcast.Qin Shaoyou was also shrouded in dusty shadows like a bush. He had imagined thousands of scenes of meeting Ying Chuixue, but he didn't dare to imagine the current situation - the man in front of him was as tall as him, with well-proportioned eyebrows and eyes Correct, it forms a kind of unmistakable beauty. Only when you look carefully and look at it for a long time, you will find a little bit of unique beauty in the details.

"Yao Ruolin..." Qin Shaoyou stared at him without blinking. In fact, his appearance was almost the same as in his fantasy, even more temperamental and prettier, "...It's actually a man's name."

After a low sigh, Qin Shaoyou fell into silence for a long time.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: Following the inability to judge people by their appearance, is it also forbidden to judge people by their names? ? ? ? ?

Members of "Your Dad": It's too deceitful, how can a big man take such a motherly name?Quick, take the opportunity to humiliate him!

(Privately, members: Why is President Dog a bit silly and fufu? Didn’t he read Jing Ke’s assassination of the Qin Dynasty in middle school? Didn’t know there was a man named Mrs. Xu? Yutou: Probably read a fake book.)