Schrödinger's straight man

But since the person has already made an appointment, the activities that should continue will naturally continue.Yao Ruolin saw that the time was still early, so he took the initiative to ask him if he had any other entertainment arrangements in the future?Qin Shaoyou thought to himself, of course there are arrangements, but that is the place I have chosen for a long time to go with girls, why should I take you a big man there?So he lied without changing his face: "No, you decide on one now?"

Yao Ruolin came home from the company at noon, took a shower and changed out of his bound suit. Daniel went out with Fang Qilian to fool around again. There was not even any temporary food in the refrigerator, and he was so hungry all the way driving here.Seeing Qin Shaoyou's casual attitude, he took him to a private restaurant upstairs in Starbucks to sit for a while.

It is said to be a private dish, but in fact it is to operate some unique local street food. The taste is not much different from that of the old street stalls, but the production is more delicate and clean.Yao Ruolin had never seen him when he was a child, and he had only tasted it when he came here with his classmates in college, and he never forgot it.Qin Shaoyou held the baby's breath and the bowknot paper box and walked beside him. When he saw the store from a distance, the facade was decorated in the style of a brick and tile house in the 80s, and it was full of slogans for reading and progress. He couldn't help laughing and said: "The top floor There is a new Hong Kong-style tea restaurant with a sun room, and I thought you would choose it."

Yao Ruolin and Qin Shaoyou had argued about the basement of the villa, and knew that in his eyes he was a rich man who was particular about everything. Even if he ate some common food, he would choose a place with style, so he turned his head and asked, "How is this store?" Is it? I don’t think it’s worse than a sun room.”

Qin Shaoyou pursed his lips and smirked without answering, followed him into the store, and found a seat against the wall with ease.The waiter poured hot water into their enamel cups with a thermos. Before Yao Ruolin asked her for a menu, Qin Shaoyou looked at the signboards and made the waitress blush.Yao Ruolin twirled his fingers unconsciously on the rim of the cup, looked at Qin Shaoyou and smiled softly, "I didn't expect you to be quite familiar with this store."

"I used to bring my girlfriend here often." He purposely said word for word, adding the presence of the word "girlfriend".

Yao Ruolin looked down at the bouquet and cardboard box in his hand again, and said, "You used to bring these things when you had dinner with your girlfriend?" He nodded with his index finger.

Qin Shaoyou was unexpectedly taken over by him, with a moment of embarrassment on his face, his arrogance suddenly weakened, and he faltered and said frankly: "This is... a gift for you... The girl in the dormitory said, first The first time we meet, it is a good start to impress the opposite sex as a generous gentleman." As if he suddenly remembered something, he pushed the paper box tied with a bow tie and the baby's breath to Yao Ruolin's eyes, and looked at Yao Ruolin attentively. Said, "I ran for several blocks to find this brand of macarons. I bought them all. I can't waste them. I'd better give them to you."

Yao Ruolin hesitated for a while, then picked up the baby's breath and sniffed it under the tip of his nose. It had no fragrance like the freshly picked ones, so it could be seen that it was not a low-quality artificial flower, maybe it was transported from the sky.He put down the flowers, stroked the broken hair on the sideburns, and his eyes drifted to the cracks in the wall, avoiding looking directly at him: "Did the girls in the dormitory teach you to give the stars?"

Qin Shaoyou already had the lines to respond, and quickly denied it: "No, it was given by that dessert shop for an event."

"Is there an event to give away the stars?" Yao Ruolin counted the days, and there seemed to be no festivals recently, especially those related to love, so he said intriguingly, "This store is really interesting."

However, Qin Shaoyou wanted to cover it up and said: "It's the anniversary, so I gave this kind of meaningless flower. If it's Valentine's Day, Qixi Festival, or Qiqiao Festival, I will definitely send roses to meet the occasion."

Yao Ruolin is surrounded by Fang Qilian, a playboy who is omnipotent in love, and he has cultivated him to be very familiar with all kinds of romantic methods. Seeing that Qin Shaoyou regards the baby's breath as meaningless things, he really doesn't understand what this kind of flowers are used for. , barely believed his rhetoric.When the waiter served the food, he just buried his head in his mouth and ate in silence, without mentioning the flowers. Naturally, he was too embarrassed to eat the box of macarons he gave.Later, when he brought it back, Daniel opened the package, which made him dare not touch sweets for a month, and he was terrified when he heard macarons.

After filling his stomach, Qin Shaoyou asked him how to spend the few hours left. Yao Ruolin thought for a long time while crushing mints for him, and his mouth moved, making Qin Shaoyou's peripheral vision seem to be sucked by a magnet. The iron block involuntarily froze on his lips.Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "There is also an art gallery for sand paintings on this floor, why don't we go to the art gallery?"

"Today is the weekend, and the art museum is not open." Qin Shaoyou looked away without any trace, not looking at Yao Ruolin's deflated appearance like a rubber ball.But I also felt that it was strange for the two big men to stand in front of the store, sighed, and dragged him towards the lower floor, "Can you draw sand paintings? What's the fun if you don't know how to draw. Why don't we go Skate, it's more fun than sitting."

Opposite the haunted house is an ice skating rink, and it is not a dry land with four wheels, but real ice with a knife.Yao Ruolin looked at the messy players through the glass, and felt that his butt was also in pain. He leaned into Qin Shaoyou's ear, and whispered: "I have never skated before, and I am a little scared. I should change it to another place." Let's play. Just passing by the cinema, I saw a new Hollywood blockbuster on the poster."

However, Qin Shaoyou has already bought the tickets quickly, paid the deposit for the ice skates, and signed the registration book in a fluttering manner.When I turned my head, the tip of my nose almost touched Yao Ruolin's cheek, and I took a step back, my face turned red and then pale: "Don't be afraid, I will lead you and nothing will happen." I thought, it's better if you haven't played before, the more you are afraid of me The happier you are, not only do you have to go in to play, but you also have to play until dark, so that you can deceive me.

The staff gave them a number plate to pick up the shoes, Yao Ruolin took it slowly, and at the same time glanced at the price list at the front desk, preparing to give Qin Shaoyou the ticket money when he came out.I accidentally glanced at the deposit registration booklet, saw the real name of President Dog, and carefully deciphered the scrawled handwriting: "Qin Shaoyou?"

Qin Shaoyou vaguely heard someone calling him, and turned his head reflexively.Yao Ruolin looked down at the name he wrote and murmured softly. From the full forehead to the straight nose, from the straight nose to the slightly sharp chin, it formed a silhouette of a perfectly curved profile; the eyelashes were like butterflies Slowly fluttering like wings, covering a pair of eyes full of light: "If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening..." With a little Jiangnan accent, it sounds like a dip in the ears. After drinking water, it is so soft that it can melt people away.

His face turned red all of a sudden, and he said angrily, "Who wants to have a long relationship with you?"

Yao Ruolin raised his eyes to look at him, and said solemnly, "Qin Guan, Qin Shaoyou." Only then did Qin Shaoyou realize that the tails of his eyes were also a little upturned, and they were not as charming as a fox's eyes.

He laughed again and told Qin Shaoyou how your parents would think of taking his name for you. Qin Shaoyou held the number plate and walked into the crowd, took the skates and put them on carefully, facing the person sitting next to him Yao Ruolin asked, "Then why did your parents call you Yao Ruolin?"

"Because my generation is Ruozi's generation." Yao Ruolin said, breathing heavily on his face, it was a bit cool and sweet, with the aroma of mint, "so my parents gave me the 'hai I remember a confidant, and the end of the world is like a neighbor' This poem. I hope that when I grow up, I can have a group of sincere friends described in the poem." Before he stepped on the ice, he began to tremble uncontrollably. When Qin Shaoyou stood up, he could not bear Unable to tug on his sleeve, Qin Shaoyou's body fell short, almost crushing Yao Ruolin.

Seeing this, the stranger next to him gave Qin Shaoyou a hand, and kindly reminded them to be careful.In fact, Qin Shaoyou didn't know how to skate, not to mention the blades under his feet, even if he was asked to step on the wheels side by side. 'Zuo Bi Neighbor'."

Yao Ruolin was afraid that he would run away by himself, so he didn't dare to get up while leaving him on the bench. He gripped the corner of Qin Shaoyou's sleeve tightly and shouted, "You said you would take me by the hand, don't run away! You dog-headed talker!" It doesn't count!" The free hand grabbed Qin Shaoyou's clothes, and scratched his lower back in a moment of agitation, and the itchy and painful feeling hit him on his back suddenly like an electric shock.

"Are you a cat? You just scratch people when you come up!" Qin Shaoyou quickly turned his hand and grabbed his restless hand, clasped his fingers tightly, and threatened: "I warn you, if you scratch me again, I will Just throw you in the middle of the ice and see how you get out."

As soon as he finished speaking, he led Yao Ruolin to step on the ice, and fell in a daze before he could even see the figure jumping across him clearly.Yao Ruolin stood surprisingly steady, subconsciously pulled him to prevent him from falling on the back of his head.

"Damn it! Who pushed me just now!" Qin Shaoyou's right half of his body below the waist was numb with pain, and he could not help but squeeze Yao Ruolin's hands tightly, until Yao Ruolin's fingertips turned white.

Yao Ruolin made a horoscope at his feet, hugged him from behind, then retracted his hands and rubbed his hands gasping for air while laughing at him: "Obviously you didn't stand firm yourself, who did you blame?"

Qin Shaoyou was unfavorable, and he lost face in front of Yao Ruolin. He was ashamed and angry, and pretended to be sophisticated: "Isn't it because of holding you? I am the only one who must stand firm."

Although Yao Ruolin has never played ice skates, he worked hard to practice inline skating when he was in middle school, and he didn’t lose his foundation in those years. When he really put on his skates, he felt that there was no difference between ice skates and inline skating. .Even skates are better controlled.

He looked down at Qin Shaoyou standing with his feet side by side, dangling like a solitary boat in the ocean, knowing that he didn't know how to skate at all.But he didn't expose him bluntly, and slipped back a few steps with his arms folded, leaving him struggling alone as if watching a monkey show.

"Guild Dog, you are so powerful, you don't need me to take you? Then you stand here slowly, and I will stay away from you, so as not to make you fall again." Yao Ruolin slipped away from him listlessly, Qin Shaoyou only Neng stared longingly at his unattainable face, slid half a circle along the circular ice surface, turned around again, and left him behind, and suddenly disappeared into the crowd, without even a single strand of hair.

"Sakura Chuixue, don't run away! I don't know how to skate at all! Come back, can I admit my mistake to you?" Qin Shaoyou was terrified. The weekend was overcrowded, and there were invisible shadows everywhere.When brushing past him, Qin Shaoyou seemed to be able to hear the sound of breaking wind, so he secretly scolded these people for slipping so fast that they are not afraid of falling to death?If you want to commit suicide, stay away from me, I don't want to die young!

"Yao Ruolin—where are you—"

Qin Shaoyou slightly bent his waist, managed to maintain his balance, and finally dared to shout: "Yao Ruolin—I was wrong—come back and 'Zuo Li' with me!"

When the people on the ice heard him shouting, they all looked sideways. I don't know which mischievous person purposely walked around him and pinched the voice of the male duck, and answered him sweetly: "Damn, why are you calling him in public—"

Qin Shaoyou immediately fell to the ground with a "boom".

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou (cursing at the WeChat group): Which bastard pushed me to ask Ying Chuixue to go ice skating?Come out, I will bite you to death!

Yao Ruolin: I want to know more about which bastard persuaded you to buy Gypsophila.

Qin Shaoyou:? ? ? ? ?What's the meaning?The baby's breath is not roses, roses that symbolize love can't be given randomly, right?

Yao Ruolin (smiling and stroking President Gou’s hair that blew up because of anger): When someone gives you a bunch of baby’s breath, it means that he misses you, he really likes you, and he is very happy to have you .And he doesn't want to be your supporting role, looking forward to the true love that you will watch with him for a lifetime.

Qin Shaoyou: ................................................ .........

Yao Ruolin: If you want to confess, it's better to send roses as simple and straightforward.Gypsophila?Such a lonely flower, I doubt how you found a girlfriend.