Schrödinger's straight man

Yao Ruolin knew that President Gou had a lot of people under his command, and he didn't realize what it means to be lively and tireless until he joined in.

After downloading the game, he was busy finishing today's work, so he didn't touch his phone again.When I got home to wash up, changed into pajamas and lay on the bed, while drinking milk and getting ready for bed, I habitually turned on my mobile phone to check casually, I saw the pop-up messages on WeChat, one after another, without stopping.

He was particularly curious about what these people were talking about in the middle of the night, and he was so energetic that he clicked in to see that Qin Shaoyou, who used Jerry from Tom and Jerry as his profile picture, was forming his troops: "Fish head, cock, you guys The two team up to break through the rest of the camp; I will take Rabbit to brush some dog food, and her Huang will be promoted to six stars; Skylark, remember to change the time of the ghost king tomorrow, and it will open at 07:30."

Several people with fish heads, chicken heads, rabbit heads, and sparrow heads answered one after another.

Yao Ruolin watched this group of animals sitting in a row, enjoying himself. He almost spit out the milk he just sipped, and his face turned red from choking, "Are you a Yinyang Liao or a zoo?"

Seeing the familiar pink and white cherry blossom head, Qin Shaoyou knew that Yao Ruolin had appeared, and joked, "We are a circus."

The vice president of Yutou looked at the two people who seemed to be flirting, his teeth were about to be sour, and said: "Yeah, you are just a monkey."

Qin Shaoyou confronted him: "I won't play tricks on you."

The vice president of Yutou continued: "You like playing with yourself."

Yao Ruolin saw that they were talking in a hurry, and actually began to fight with each other, thinking that President Dog's cheap and powerful mouth was not aimed at him alone, he was really like a wild dog, biting anyone he saw.The other members are not surprised. The president and the vice president have the closest relationship, and quarrels are commonplace. He doesn't bother to waste his tongue on people who are not close or who the president doesn't like.

The person with the head of the sparrow seems to be the vice-chairman, so he changed the subject in time and said, "Who is the concubine of the head of the cherry blossom?" The upper limit of the number of people in a yin and yang house is 97, and their house has already recruited [-] people, so if you want to come in It's not that easy, unless someone above the vice president opens the back door.

The sharp-tongued Qin Shaoyou rarely stumbled on the word "mistress", and he said with a little embarrassment, "It doesn't matter, I pulled it in to exchange the pieces with me."

Yutou told Sparrow in private, don't believe it, it's his concubine, Ying Chuixue who used to talk about it every day.When Yunque heard that the other party was the sissy that Qin Shaoyou often scolded, she was also surprised, and her first reaction was: "Has his account been hacked?"

Yutou also said that Ying Chuixue is actually a girl, probably a beautiful little sister.Skylark understood in an instant, and said clearly: "Forget righteousness when you see color."

The two got together and despised Qin Shaoyou for a while, and Yunque told his girlfriend this little secret.His girlfriend is also a member of the dormitory, a person who can't hold back anything, just greeted Yao Ruolin politely and coldly in the group, but spread it one by one in private.In less than 10 minutes, the beautiful little sister Sakura Fubuki, the concubine of the dog president, became an open secret in the dormitory, and everyone knew about it.

Gossip is often the last person to know about such things.Yao Ruolin stayed under Qin Shaoyou's hands for three days, and the weekend was over. They had agreed to meet each other before, but no one moved.Skylark's girlfriend said intentionally or unintentionally, today is Sunday, right?It's almost four o'clock in the afternoon, why is President Dog still playing games?

Qin Shaoyou said: "What else can I do if I don't play games during the holiday? I'm not you. I will take the high-speed train to go on a date with Skylark during the holiday."

"Didn't you have an appointment with Ying Fuxue at two o'clock? I remember that you are also in the same city. You don't need to take the high-speed train for several hours to meet each other." There is also a nearby channel in the game. Qin Shaoyou and Yao Ruolin have been on the nearby channel more than once. When the girlfriend watched them report each other, they added fuel to the fire a few times.

Qin Shaoyou explained: "She works overtime today, and I have an appointment next time."

Skylark's girlfriend was quite disappointed, and she was three points more frustrated than him: "Then when will it be? Most girls say there will be a next time, and it's basically impossible to have a next time. I'm a girl, so I understand best."

It's not that Qin Shaoyou didn't think about this issue. Yao Ruolin never mentioned the time of the next meeting, and never wondered why he suddenly asked him out. He didn't take it seriously at all.

He just wanted to say that if there is no next time, there will be no next time, and asking him out is not a good thing, but before he could send out the words, Ying Chuixue's eye-catching profile picture among a group of animals suddenly appeared: "You must ask me out Why? I'd love to know."

Yao Ruolin didn't play the game, Qin Shaoyou thought he really had to work overtime, and he was so busy right now.Unexpectedly being questioned in public, they remained silent and did not dare to make a sound. The online members were also the masters who feared the world would not be chaotic, and helped Yao Ruolin to press him. Well..."

He played games until two or three o'clock in the morning that day, and there were some night owls who stayed up on the nearby channel, who started telling ghost stories on the channel.Qin Shaoyou originally liked to listen to all kinds of weird stories, and the night owls were like writing novels. The stories were twists and turns and fascinating, which made him enjoy listening to them and couldn't bear to go to sleep.When it was almost dawn, the story was almost finished, and the night owls said that next week a hospital-themed real-life haunted house will come to the International Plaza for a period of two months. The venue on the ground floor has been rented and a shed is being set up until the weekend It's open.

Night owls also said that tickets are hard to get. I don’t know if you can get in the first batch of tickets if you queue up in the early morning. This kind of place is fun only if you fight for the first batch to get in. Otherwise, you will be in the back. The interior photos have long been online It's flying all over the sky, so boring.

Yao Ruolin seemed to have just woken up. He played a game at six o'clock and saw them discussing the ticket grabbing, so he suggested a trick: let them apply for temporary workers at the end of the day. There is a shortage of haunted houses with sheds and tours. Manually, it is guaranteed to go in as a ghost earlier than as a player.

Qin Shaoyou just laughed at him, being a ghost is even more boring, making props by yourself is not scary at all.Isn't spending money to enter a haunted house just for thrilling excitement!

Yao Ruolin saw that his annoying enemy was barking, and said sarcastically, as if you dared to go in for excitement, didn't you say that cockroaches in your house scared you to death last time?Soybean has the guts to go to a haunted house?

If you say something to me, there will be an uproarious quarrel early in the morning, and no one else can persuade you.In the end Qin Shaoyou scolded harshly, Yao Ruolin refused to accept it and said, do you have the guts to go there yourself?Don't just brag, I have a way to get tickets, do you dare to follow?

Qin Shaoyou lost his temper after dozing off all night. If it wasn't that it was getting late and he had to rush to work, he would definitely continue to fight with him.He got off the game to wash his face and mouth, and took out his mobile phone again when he arrived at the company. He continued the previous topic and called Yao Ruolin to come out. He said, "I'll keep up with you. See you at the east entrance of the International Plaza at [-]pm on weekends."

"That's the way it is. You asked me out first, don't you remember?" Qin Shaoyou stated the reason for the whole thing in a voice like a cannonball.His Mandarin is very standard, and he can't even hear any accent. His voice is clean and mellow, and he can catch the audience's ears effortlessly.

Yao Ruolin put the mobile phone to his ear and listened to each word quietly. He remembered that Qin Shaoyou couldn't help but swear at him when he quarreled that day, and was ridiculed by him for being unqualified and uneducated. .He was embarrassed for a while, and replied after considering his words: "I was angry, don't worry, I don't mind what you said that day."

For the first time, he apologized to Qin Shaoyou and exposed the oolong in front of outsiders.