Schrödinger's straight man

Qin Shaoyou's Yinyangliao is quite famous in the game. In addition to sitting firmly at the top of the rankings, another huge factor is that the name is too different and too maverick.It's not that he used so many uncommon words and profound dictionaries, on the contrary, he only used three words, and they were all very common words, but the meanings of the combination are quite different - this name is called you dad.

Yao Ruolin was not used to it at first, bearing such an exaggerated name all day long, he was ashamed to mention his name wherever he went.Qin Shaoyou told him yesterday that there was a master-level player with a high level of fighting skills in the room who was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so he uninstalled all the games at hand and asked him to find a way to recruit a powerful player who could replace him to fill the gap.

When hanging up the phone to fight the soil spider, Yao Ruolin "inadvertently" mentioned in the team of more than 200 people that he was recruiting newcomers.There are several full-level players who are very interested. Ask him which room are you from?Yao Ruolin said hesitantly, "I am - your father -"

The other party was taken aback for a moment, and then became fierce: "What do you mean? Ah? You have the guts to call it again!"

As a result, Yao Ruolin had to do a little trick for others, saying he was sorry and explaining humbly that "your father" was the name of the Yinyang Liao where he worked.

His good friend Fang Qilian said: "There are more than ninety people in your Liao, he will look for you if he doesn't look for anyone, don't he deliberately trick you?"

"That's not true." Yao Ruolin was also very helpless, "He and the vice-chairmen in the dormitory went out to recruit people, and they just said 'your father' directly, and their tails were going up to the sky. He thought my girl was too gentle, no Show the momentum that Shun Daliao should have."

Fang Qilian chuckled: "The head of the circus still thinks of himself as the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain? Why didn't he name himself Monkey King!"

Yao Ruolin paused for a while, and replied after a long time: "They have a public account in the experience server for the special test version update, and it's called Monkey King Monkey King."

Fang Qilian was speechless in shock.

Yao Ruolin said again: "Okay, let's not mention him. It's not time to get off work, and I will go out after playing for half an hour. If you arrive first, go to the table directly, and don't wait for me."

The buddies I've known since I was a kid have lived in the United States as adults, and have only returned to China for a few days. The plane this afternoon has almost landed at this moment. Huainan Jun Gui Yanan took the lead, and prepared a reception banquet to wash him off in the evening.This group of friends went their separate ways after they became adults. Although most of them still stayed in China, they were scattered in various cities. Apart from playing games and connecting with each other, they haven’t seen each other for a long time. It just so happens that everyone is not busy recently and can spare time Come get together.

Fang Qilian and the others had arrived at the hotel a long time ago, and were lying comfortably in the room leading a new little girl to play Yuhun.He urged: "What are you waiting for to get off work? Leave early and leave early, and no one cares about you. We live in Grand Hyatt, everyone is here, hurry up."

Fortunately, his company is not far from the Grand Hyatt Hotel, about 15 minutes by car.Yao Ruolin packed up the documents, unplugged the phone charger, and clocked in early to leave work.When I came out, it was still dark, and the evening sun burned the blue sky and white clouds red, blurring a large area of ​​orange and yellow, which was mixed with some purple mixed with gray. The sky that came down was also a little yellow and a little purple.

Yao Ruolin got out of the car, wearing a slim black suit wrapped his thin but not weak figure, standing in the little yellow and little purple of the sunset, like an oil portrait drawn by an artist with the blunt tip of a round brush , gorgeous and soft.

Gui Yanan sighed when he saw it: "Ruolin's genes are good, unlike ordinary people like us. After so many years of training by the society, not only is he not fat or bald, but he is even more beautiful." As he said that, he touched his little belly that had been drinking and socializing all day long. The shirt on his body was like a sack, wide at the top and wide at the bottom, and he didn't dare to gather a little bit of smug around the waist and abdomen like Yao Ruolin.

Fang Qilian, who joked that a photo of Yao Ruolin can be said to be a man or a woman, laughed and teased: "You are the only one who is fat and going bald. Don't take us with you. He is a young and strong young man, only 27, in his prime."

Because of his slender body, he also likes to follow the trend of fashion, with a pair of student-like glasses on his face, he does look like a youthful student, ten years younger than his actual age.When hooking shoulders with Gui Yanan, he looked like his nephew.

Yao Ruolin smiled and patted Gui Yanan's good body, and comforted him, "Being fat proves that you can eat, sleep and live comfortably. Look at Fang Qilian, a refugee. If you don't know, you might think who abused him."

The others laughed and burst into flames, saying that the construction site was getting darker and thinner this day, but they were more energetic than before sitting in the office; He became more and more decadent and melancholy, completely different from those in college.

While rambling about recalling the glorious past, they went to the wine table and chatted about the present.

At the age of nearly thirty, there is another group of big men gathered together. Apart from talking about the career that is starting to develop, they are also talking about marriage and childbirth that are on the agenda.Gui Yanan was the one who lived the most planned and worry-free life among them. He went to school step by step, took over the company step by step, and finally married a well-matched wife step by step, and gave birth to a lovely little daughter.It really complied with Yao Ruolin's saying that the days are nourishing.

His big nephew-like Fang Qilian is a typical playboy, idle around, one day he embraces a mature woman with big breasts and fat buttocks, the next day he will change to a petite and beautiful student, his biggest career is hunting for beauty, the people around his pillow change like water, and he will definitely Don't worry.And he has a wide range of tastes, and he doesn't reject anyone who comes. To use the words they arranged for Qin Shaoyou in the game, he likes all meat and vegetables, men and women, beautiful and charming.

The remaining few people have similar virtues, either obediently follow the road paved by their parents, and live a life of peace and stability; or they are drunk today and play freely in the world.

Yao Ruolin is smarter and lives in a state of compromise.At work, listen to the arrangements of your parents, and say what you want; in private life, you can do your own way, and no one can force you.So he lives smoothly and freely, and everyone loves to stare at him and make jokes, looking for psychological balance.

Fang Qilian just stubbed out a cigarette and lit another. He poured wine for him while holding it in his mouth and asked, "When are you going to find someone, let us call you sister-in-law?"

Yao Ruolin supported the mouth of the wine bottle to prevent him from pouring too much, glanced at his face, and said, "I will definitely have someone for you to meet on the day you get married."

"Then you will die alone forever." Somebody said this, and there was another cheerful laughter on the wine table.

Fang Qilian was teased by him in public once, but he didn't feel that he had lost face. He sprayed smoke on Yao Ruolin's face like a hooligan, and smiled maliciously: "Oh, if I marry you to have a partner, wouldn't you marry me?" ah?"

Yao Ruolin said, "Dream, our country's law does not recognize same-sex marriage so far."

Fang Qilian said regretfully, what a pity, if you were a woman, I would definitely marry you when I planned to get married.Gui Yanan gave a "tow" and didn't bother to roll his eyes: "If he was a woman, it wouldn't be your turn."

"Fart, if you are close to the water, you get the moon first. If it's not my turn, then whose turn will it be?"

"Of course it's the head of the circus!"

It's like two people singing and talking about oboe.Some of them played games together, and those who knew that the head of the circus was referring to Qin Shaoyou also laughed and laughed.The trouble caused Yao Ruolin to drink in suspense, his face blushed, he didn't know if he was too drunk or too thin-skinned.