Schrödinger's straight man

After a lively meal, everyone looked at Gui Yanan as the host. What does it mean to be full after drinking and eating?Gui Yanan rolled up his sleeves and looked at his watch. He was a man with a family and a family, and he tried not to spend the night outside except for business trips. He called the waiter to pay the bill, and said with a smile: "You can discuss how to enjoy the nightlife. I have to catch the high-speed train back. Otherwise, it's too late to go back, and my daughter won't go to bed until she sees me."

Fang Qilian scolded with a smile, "Slave child, that's all you have to offer", then turned to ask Yao Ruolin.Yao Ruolin was sweating profusely from drinking, took off his suit jacket, and unbuttoned two buttons on the collar to dissipate heat. He lowered his head and leaned on the shoulder of the buddy who came back from the United States to concentrate on poking his phone. When he asked, he drank a drink in a daze Hiccup said, "Smelling of alcohol, I'm going back to take a shower. Daniel will drop me off and stay with me by the way."

"Didn't you change to a new house earlier? Daniel knows the way?" Fang Qilian discussed with the rest of his friends to go to the bar street to renew the stall. He happened to be in the same direction as Yao Ruolin's house. He took the car key from his pocket and said, "Car Lend me back, and I'll drop you off on the way."

They all came from other places, and few of them drove by themselves.Fang Qilian waited for the others to get into the taxi first, and then he and Daniel drove Yao Ruolin into the back seat of the car.

He only felt hot in the air conditioner, but when he came out, Yao Ruolin felt chilly again, and the stamina of the wine rushed up with the wind, causing him a severe headache.He was lying half-lying with his eyes closed as if he had no bones, and the game was still hanging on his mobile phone. Fang Qilian looked at him from the rearview mirror when he was waiting for the red light. Dozed off, afraid that he would catch a cold, he had nothing to say: "What's going on with you and that dog president? You've worked hard to contribute to his dormitory, much longer than the time you've been online in our dormitory."

Drunk people are slower to react, Yao Ruolin gave a low "hmm", paused for a long time before slowly saying: "...he is born to scold, his mind is actually not bad, and sometimes he is quite humorous... ...I don't care about him...general knowledge..."

"It means that you shook hands and made peace, turning an enemy into a friend?" Fang Qilian knew the key point, "Have you confessed to him about pretending to be a shemale?"

Yao Ruolin had a great time staying in President Dog's dormitory during this time, there were enough people, and there were enough fun people, especially those players with animals in their names, besides playing games, they also made friends in WeChat groups from time to time, in twos and threes Make an appointment to play, and if you don't like to come out to play, you can send voice Solitaire and sing.Qin Shaoyou is the mainstay of their WeChat group. He is often called out to sing a song. The tone is nice, and the tune he hums is also very nice. He can fascinate people without showing his face.

He was also annoyed when he mentioned the stupid move at the beginning, thinking that I would confess to him tomorrow, but when he opened his mouth full of alcohol, he said: "I told him that I was not a girl, and I didn't admit it myself. Girl, isn't she pretending to be a ladyboy?"

Fang Qilian is like a fine person, as soon as he heard his sophistry, he understood that he was out of habit. He regarded Chairman Dog as an opponent in the mall, ambiguously defrauded the other party, and refused to admit it after gaining the benefits. Instead, he blamed the other party for not being smart enough and meticulous. , misunderstood what he meant.

"As long as you know what's in your mind, don't turn a relaxing game into Infernal Affairs and make things difficult for yourself." Fang Qilian said, parked the car at the door of his garage and didn't go in. Yao Ruolin was helped down by Daniel and closed the back seat I asked at the door, how many days are you going to stay here?Fang Qilian reckoned that he could play for ten days and half a month before going back, Yao Ruolin waved his hand generously and said, "Sure, I will lend you this car for half a month... Daniel, hiccup, let's take the elevator in from the garage."

Daniel was pulled by him and led into the fountain in front of the house. Seeing him floating like stepping on clouds, he almost fell into the pool, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

The next morning, Yao Ruolin was woken up by the sound of the coffee machine grinding beans. Daniel was frying bacon in the kitchen, and the air was filled with the smell of fried food.

He tossed and tossed for a long time yesterday to open the garage door. He couldn't hold it anymore when he got home, and fell asleep without changing his clothes or taking a shower.He scratched his messy short hair, struggled to get up to take a shower, and when he was undressing, he fumbled in his trouser pocket, the car keys were gone.

Yao Ruolin couldn't remember how he brought Daniel back. The more he thought about it, the more he had a headache. He hurriedly put on his pajamas, pulled on his slippers and went to the kitchen to look for Daniel: "Did we drive back yesterday? Who drove it?"

Daniel turned over the spatula and said, "Yes, Fang Qilian drives the car."

That means he drove away to have fun, Yao Ruolin nodded and heaved a sigh of relief.He also thought that someone would take advantage of his unconsciousness from drinking - it didn't matter if he stole the valuables, but it would be bad if he took the opportunity to touch him.

He took a look at Daniel's breakfast, which was delicious, delicious, and finally felt hungry: "The fried bacon should be old, and the eggs should be cooked too. I don't eat runny eggs." As he said this, he hurried upstairs to put water for a bath.

Yao Ruolin is a little bit obsessed with cleanliness. After covering his body with alcohol-smelling clothes all night, he always felt itchy all over his body, as if covering him with a particularly smoky smell, and he had to scrub himself three or four times from head to toe. It relieves itching and eliminates odor all over the place.

So when Fang Qilian called for the first time, he was still washing his skin carefully in the bathroom, the phone was pressed under the pillow, buzzing non-stop.After Yao Ruolin took a shower, he sniffed his body. The aroma of the shower gel soaked into his skin like bacon.

Daniel was downstairs waiting for him to have breakfast together, and half an hour later, he finally appeared in a bathrobe, wiping his wet and limp hair.As soon as he sat down and took a look at the warm bacon, golden and crispy fried eggs, and rich black coffee, Daniel pointed to his mobile phone and said, "Fang Qilian called just now, looking for you."

Fang Qilian couldn't find him after more than thirty phone calls, so he immediately dialed Daniel's cell phone.Yao Ruolin was quite surprised, this Fang Qilian was the most impatient, suddenly changed his temper, and persisted, could it be that something life-threatening happened?

He took the mobile phone, and before he put it close to his ear, he heard a noisy quarrel coming from the other end of the phone. The quarrel was mixed with car horns. Fang Qilian's trembling voice exploded like thunder: " Damn you, you stupid bastard..."

Yao Ruolin was taken aback: "What mother are you scolding so early in the morning!"

"I was hit by a car on the main road!" Fang Qilian said angrily, "Hurry up to Ping'an Avenue, the driver who caused the accident damaged half of my car, and even grabbed me to pay for his car's front! Shameless! "