Schrödinger's straight man

It was Christmas Eve in the blink of an eye, and after another round of cooling, the temperature in the city dropped below zero, and there were signs of imminent snowfall, and the breath was full of hoarfrost.The street was busier than before, with men and women dressed as college students everywhere, setting up stalls selling red snake fruit and roses on the side of the road to earn some pocket money.Someone once joked on the Internet that except for Qingming and Double Ninth Festival, Chinese people can celebrate all other festivals as Valentine's Day.

Qin Shaoyou finally found a new relationship this year, so naturally he will not be exempt.

Yao Ruolin agreed to take his family's little nephews to the wishing tree in the central square to pray, and Qin Shaoyou saddled up and acted as his driver, watching the road while singing jingle bells to the group of children.He can speak mandarin perfectly, and he can't hear any accent in English. He is singing happily to the accompaniment. Among them, a child with hair shaved into the shape of a melon rind lies on the back of the seat and stares at him, laughing.

The nephew was like an uncle, Qin Shaoyou Aiwu and Wu De had a little affection for them, he lightly pinched the kid's cheek, and said, "Don't worry, we'll be there after passing this block." The kid was still smiling, grinning, Sticking out his tongue, he flicked the drool all over his face with a "poof".Seeing Qin Shaoyou's face darken, he wiped him with his sleeve again, hugged his neck and called uncle coquettishly.

"As expected of your nephew, he has the same virtues and methods as you." Qin Shaoyou said helplessly.In the morning, when he delivered breakfast to Yao Ruolin, he saw the paperclip on the table and said something meanly. Yao Ruolin immediately threw hot soy milk on the table heavily, and the soy milk spilled out and burned the back of Qin Shaoyou's hand.Yao Ruolin had a cold nose and scolded him for retribution, but took advantage of his lunch break to put a newly bought scald ointment and an apology written on a note in his office, like a warm spring breeze lingering in Qin Shaoyou's heart, melting away the frost, and he could no longer hold grudges he.

Yao Ruolin smiled, a little smug: "Why is our family better off than ordinary people?"

Qin Shaoyou deeply agrees, and privately thinks that a wealthy second generation with such a provocative personality and outstanding appearance will definitely have admirers who are either open or secret.I just don't understand why Yao Ruolin's love history is as white as paper. Before him, no one else swallowed him alive. He paused for a while, and suddenly asked: "You are so powerful, why didn't you have a good relationship in college? The students who have just grown up have Money is free, and the bones are still full of romanticism. At that time, falling in love can be called romantic, pure and sincere."

Yao Ruolin refused to disclose, but asked him instead: "It seems that your relationship in college is quite memorable. Why did you break up?"

Qin Shaoyou knew that it was a taboo to mention his ex in front of his current incumbent, but he felt that he had a clear conscience and was willing to open his heart to Yao Ruolin without reservation.After carefully recalling it for a while, I slowly said: "I don't remember the process of being in love very clearly. I just remember that it was very easy. The person in front of me didn't ask for anything. I could make her happy by talking to her every day. We are from the same township. , Graduation and go home together, my parents found me a logistics job in a college, went in and worked for a few years and slowly got the salary, and her parents sent her to the bank."

"Since then we have often quarreled." Qin Shaoyou skipped the content of the quarrel without mentioning it, and his tone was as calm as a pool of mirror-like water, "Her idea is very simple, get married, start a family, finish school, find a job, and get married But I don’t think a temporary handyman job is my future career, and the people I hold hands with should not be wronged to wear rented wedding dresses and hold plastic flowers. We blow it.”

The ins and outs are explained very briefly, and there is no trace of nostalgia for the past.Yao Ruolin was distracted tearing up the lollipop wrappers for his nephews, and he didn't say anything for a long time.He remembered that there was a saying that to judge a man's character, one had to inquire about his attitude towards his ex, and he always blamed others for his faults, and he picked it up clean and innocent, so this kind of person is definitely Extremely selfish, irresponsible bastard.

Yao Ruolin took out a Jupiter-shaped lollipop and put it in his mouth, deliberately saying in a petty way: "Your ex is really worthless."

"Everyone has their own aspirations. It's so rare to find someone who will stay with you and live your life in peace and stability. Last year when I went home for a reunion dinner, her son could recite [-] Tang poems, and I was the only one who slept in a single bed. "The yellow light at the intersection turned red. Qin Shaoyou stepped on the brakes and pressed the line to stop. Seeing that all the big and small people in the car were sucking candy, they almost made up a solar system. He turned around and said "ah" to Yao Ruolin, wanting to eat that Neptune .

Yao Ruolin fed him, and he smiled until his eyes narrowed: "If I hadn't been arguing with you, my life would have been much more miserable than hers."

"You also said that people have their own aspirations. Both of you got what you want, and neither is desolate." Yao Ruolin's eyes full of colorful neon lights were rippling, as if he was stuck in the past, sucking sugar for a while. After a while, I said, "Those people are not very attractive to me. They are either oily and frivolous, or they are stupid. I can't see through people's hearts. How do I know what the other person really means? There is also love. The one who provokes me, the one who loves to pester me... But among these people, only you have combined several characteristics."

He leaned close to Qin Shaoyou's ear, and whispered softly: "Only you are the most obscene and the best at playing tricks."

Qin Shaoyou took the opportunity to kiss his side face: "So you like me like this."

After getting out of the car, Yao Ruolin was fully armed like the children he was leading: wearing a woolen hat and a scarf around the mask, holding his melon-haired nephew in his pocket with one hand, into Qin Shaoyou's coat.One by one pull each other to keep warm, like a series of face kites in the sky.

The wishing tree in the center of the square is about nine meters high and about three floors high and low. The colored light chains are surrounded by the golden five-pointed star at the top, and there are white snowflakes, silver elk, bell garlands made of mistletoe, and various gifts. box with red christmas stocking.

The temporary building, which took a month to build, is not only to add to the festive atmosphere, but also to do charity.Ten yuan is a wishing card, which can be used not only to pray for oneself, but also to help students in elementary schools in mountainous areas add extracurricular reading materials and fitness equipment.In previous years, Yao Ruolin would take the time to come here to write some wishes for himself, his parents, relatives and friends.

The staff at the donation office will provide tables and markers, and red strings will be tied above cardboard cut into the shapes of socks, elk, and mistletoe.A group of them occupied a table for themselves, each devoted themselves to writing and drawing, and after finishing writing, they either hung it up by themselves, or asked the staff to hang it under the golden five-pointed star on a pole.The children insisted on finding a place to hang it by themselves, but Yao Ruolin didn't want to be seen wishing, so he clasped the card with his palms and handed it to the staff directly.

Qin Shaoyou wrote for a long time, densely packed with words, Yao Ruolin caught a glimpse of the sentence "the flowers are beautiful and the moon is full", and he guessed that he was promising something for a lifetime, to grow old together.When he hung up the wishing card, he quietly got behind him and followed Qin Shaoyou around the Christmas tree. Under the largest and most conspicuous mistletoe, Qin Shaoyou stretched out his hand to reach the bell, and hung the card as far away from it as possible Recently, he said solemnly: "Have you heard of the Western tradition about this plant?"

Yao Ruolin vaguely remembered that mistletoe was a plant related to love. After taking off the mask, his face was slightly flushed by the wind, and he pretended to be innocent: "It seems to be...an indispensable decoration for Christmas."

Qin Shaoyou jumped up a few times, finally hung up the wishing card, panted and stared at Yao Ruolin, brushed away the slightly long hair on his forehead, grabbed his hand and put it on his back: "Westerners According to custom, those who stand under the mistletoe cannot refuse a kiss; if they are a couple, then they will live happily ever after."

The tip of the nose gradually approached, and the warm breath brushed the other's cheek; as soon as they touched each other, Qin Shaoyou grabbed the prey tightly like a wolf, without giving Yao Ruolin any room to resist, he pried open his teeth, entangled Yao Ruolin with his tongue Suck and chew.The little bit of sweetness left in the mouth by the lollipop stimulated Qin Shaoyou, encouraging him to explore every inch between Yao Ruolin's lips and tongue.

Yao Ruolin was like a drowning man, almost drowned under Qin Shaoyou's siege.Feeling a faint smell of rust spreading, he struggled to take a step back, there was a thin cut in the flesh of his soft red lips, oozing tiny drops of blood; the place where he was bitten was on the lower lip, while Qin Shaoyou's was on the upper lip, They couldn't help but look at each other with a smile: "It's quite symmetrical."

He smiled and looked around. The down jacket he wore specially today was wrapped up like a bear, and his whole body was inflated with air.Make sure those kids who want to eat everything are still arguing over where to hang the wishing card, and juggle a gift boxed snake fruit from their arms: "Christmas gift, MerryChristmas!"

"When did you buy it..." Yao Ruolin's peach blossom eyes turned into crescent moons again, "I didn't even have time to prepare the gift."

After rummaging around for a long time, the only pocket in his pocket was a fake heart of the ocean that he just got today, the costume props he needs to use for the carnival night party tomorrow.

Yao Ruolin unfolded Qin Shaoyou's generous palm, and put the dark blue glass into his palm, his voice was mellow and deep, as if reciting a sonnet:

"Merry Christmas!"

The author has something to say:

Gui Yanan: The heart of the ocean...

Yao Ruolin: It's none of your business, you go home and nurse your child.

Gui Yanan: But the heart of the ocean is Jack’s token of love to Ruth (pointing to the skirt on his body)

Qin Shaoyou: Are you kidding me, how could there be such an ugly Ruth like you (quickly tie the token of love around your neck)