Schrödinger's straight man

Yao Ruolin hung up the phone in a hurry, tidied up a little, leaving Daniel to look after the house, and drove another minicooper, which had been eating ashes in the garage all the year round, to Ping'an Avenue at high speed.During the morning rush hour for work, there was a lot of traffic on Ping'an Avenue, and they were all blocked by a car accident in the middle of the avenue.The two victims stared like fighting cocks, blushed and thick necked, pointing at each other's nose and swearing, the traffic police pushed one with each hand, and stopped them abruptly to prevent them from fighting.

He parked his car in a nearby children's hospital and walked across the road. From a distance, he saw an SUV crash into the back seat of his Audi obliquely, pushing the small Audi up so that the rear of the car was upturned. , the windshield was shattered. The front of the SUV was seriously damaged, almost out of shape. I don't know whether it was caused by a violent collision or was crushed by Audi, or both.

That scene is really shocking.Yao Ruolin and Moses pushed aside the discussing crowd around the scene like dividing the sea, and squeezed to Fang Qilian's side, his breath became short of breath due to nervousness: "Are you okay? Let me see where you hit."

Fang Qilian played all night, his face was a bit haggard, now his eyes were red with anger, and he was in a very scary state.Seeing Yao Ruolin coming, he touched his face and said in a calm tone, "I'm fine, just a little bruise on my elbow." He turned up his sleeves and showed him.

Yao Ruolin felt relieved, and turned to look at the driver who caused the accident.A tall and strong young man with dark skin and a square-cut Chinese character face, his head looks a bit eye-catching.He heard the traffic policeman calling him "Mr. Yu", he took a step forward to block Fang Qilian, and said, "Mr. Yu, what can we say that we can't talk about calmly? The traffic policeman is here too, follow the procedure in a proper manner." You can never go wrong, why are you so angry, making trouble in the public early in the morning?"

That Mr. Yu was in a fit of anger, he didn't look carefully at the other person, he just felt that Yao Ruolin was white and clean, with a strong fragrance on his body, subconsciously regarded him as a little girl supporting his man, and snorted from his nose: "I made trouble? He got out of the car first and grabbed me to beat me, okay? Look at what he caught me, a big man with long nails, disgusting or not!" He also turned up the collar of his clothes and gave him Look, there are bright red nail marks on the collarbone.

Yao Ruolin was quite defensive, he didn't ask the ins and outs, and he didn't care who would strike first, he just blindly protected Fang Qilian.Mr. Yu blamed Fang Qilian for not looking around while driving, and stopping in the middle of the road whenever he said he would.Yao Ruolin scolded him for being a blind man on the road, what does it have to do with your rampage?You are not in the same way.The traffic police were afraid that they would become more noisy and fierce, and they would be in a stalemate, obstructing public transportation. After the tow truck towed the car away, the people also dragged them to the sidewalk and said, "Stop arguing, can arguing alone produce satisfactory results?" ?Drink until they are all quiet, and then start talking about responsibilities all over again.

Fang Qilian was going straight, and he was driving steadily, the double yellow lines were not under the slightest pressure, so he couldn't be blamed for the fault.Although the surnamed Yu was going straight in the opposite direction, the front of the car was far beyond the line. He didn't need to adjust the monitoring to know it. He was mainly responsible for it.

The traffic police judged that the surname Yu was fully responsible. They took down the information of the two men, and dared not leave directly.Otherwise, as soon as the traffic police left, they would have to start fighting again.

Yao Ruolin's car insurance pays high, so he doesn't care much about money, but he can't afford it, and he has to pay for medical expenses if he doesn't pay for repairs.The two sides quarreled for nearly an hour, and the surname Yu saw that it was almost eleven o'clock, so he had to back down and changed the phone number with Yao Ruolin, and contacted him immediately when the appraisal result came out, and he must be responsible.

Fang Qilian snorted, and said sarcastically, "I've had this attitude for a long time, everything will be resolved as soon as possible, and now I won't be so anxious."

The surname Yu was about to leave, but when he heard this, he turned his head and gave him a hard look, and even Yao Ruolin was cursed by eighteen generations of ancestors.

"Okay, you don't have to say a few words, why does this mouth need to be scolded like President Dog?" Yao Ruolin frowned and scolded him.The morning shift had to be skipped, and he was taken to the Provincial People's Hospital for a full-body examination.

The whole day was wasted in the hospital, but fortunately Fang Qilian was fine, just a little bruise.After coming out of the hospital, I can eat and sleep, and I am alive and well, not to mention how healthy I am.

Since Yao Ruolin didn't go to work, he naturally had nothing to do. He had dinner with Daniel early, and lazily sank into the sofa while playing games while waiting for him to peel the fruit after dinner.

On Friday night, Qilin, the king of ghosts, will not be beaten in the liao, and you can form teams in twos and threes to fight the gate of the underworld together.Yao Ruolin used to team up with President Gou or his brother, Vice President Yutou, who was so affectionate enough to wear a pair of pants.I clicked on the list but found that neither of them was online, so I had to find other acquaintances in the WeChat group to play.

It seems that everyone in the dormitory tacitly agrees that he is a female player. Boys are very polite and modest to him, and girls also like to drag him to chat.As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw a group of girls teaching the dog president how to make soup: red dates, wolfberry, American ginseng, angelica, and astragalus, the whole black-bone chicken was washed and hollowed out, the chicken butt was cut off, and stewed in a casserole on high heat cook.There are also some easy-to-learn medicated diets.

Yao Ruolin was drooling just reading the text, and couldn't help but ask, "How come the circus has become the New Oriental Cooking School again?"

A female player named Liuyun Suiyue said: "The head of the fish was seriously injured and was hospitalized. President Dog is going to accompany him to the bed."

He was taken aback for a moment, and when he was about to ask what was going on, Yunque's girlfriend Su Qianxun said, "What's going on, he was fine when he was chatting with me in the middle of the night last night."

Liu Yun Suiyue ignored her, and continued with President Dog's words about what people with bone injuries should eat regularly.Yao Ruolin sensed the delicate atmosphere between the two of them, so he asked himself what happened, Liuyun Suiyue answered him patiently, saying that Yutou was rushing to work in the morning, and the little girl who was riding a shared bicycle was crossed the road. The car hit and broke his right leg, but fortunately there was a guardrail to block it, otherwise he would have gone to see Hades on the spot.He is not a local, and there is President Dog who is a good buddy with his heart and soul. During the hospitalization period, President Dog has to help take care of the food and drink.

Yao Ruolin just finished dealing with a car accident in the morning, and when he saw these two words, he became angry and said angrily, "My car was also hit by a short-sighted person in the morning. Is it popular to spend money to buy fake driver's licenses now? One or two can't drive. Blind!"

Following his words, everyone in the group recalled the car accidents they had encountered or almost encountered, and scolded those bad drivers who were called killers together.According to the recipe provided by the members, Chairman Dog dug out the purple casserole that had not been used for a long time and poured yam pork rib soup, boiled water on high heat and then turned to low heat to simmer slowly.When the soup in the purple casserole slowly boiled to milky white, he took out his mobile phone and saw that they were still chatting about the car accident. His sharp eyes caught a glimpse of Sakura Chuixue and said that today's unlucky encounter almost caused his car to be scrapped , his heart skipped a beat, and he asked with extreme restraint: "Are you injured? Is it important?"

Yao Ruolin said it didn't matter, he wasn't in the car at the time, and asked again what happened to the fish head?How's the situation? Is it badly hurt?

Qin Shaoyou sent a voice, the tone sounded quite worried: "It's hard to say, I hurt my bones, and I can't get out of bed for three months, but I won't leave any sequelae if I take a good rest."

He also said: "He was so bad today, he drove a four-wheeled car out in the morning, and a car next to him turned the steering wheel, causing him to follow the front of the car a little bit, and ended up with a young rich second who was going backwards. He hit him. The guy was so arrogant that he beat him even if he refused to listen to the explanation. He also asked his mistress to scold him. He couldn't make a noise and had to rush to work. I found a shared bicycle nearby and rode to the company. I didn’t expect that two wheels could cause a serious car accident. A driver who was tired and highly myopic drove across the road when he turned a corner. He even ran into the road with his bicycle on the guardrail. The green belt on the edge is what it is now.”

Yao Ruolin was listening, and Daniel asked him whether to add ketchup or salad dressing with a fruit tray, which caused him to miss the first half of the sentence. He only heard that Yutou was riding a shared bicycle and was hit by a highly myopic driver into the green belt.When I wanted to play it back again, the record was wiped out by others.

He had no choice but to scold him: "Another blind man on the road, tell Yutou not to save money, use good medicine when it should be used, and pay for this kind of person who has no social morality."

Yutou was most angry with the rich second generation at the beginning, just like the butterfly effect principle said, if he didn’t bump into him at first, cursing, beating and arguing until noon to go to the company, he would not be caught by the driver later Hit.Qin Shaoyou also felt that beating people was a bit too much, and he spat hard: "Beating people is not a good thing!"

Only then did Yao Ruolin understand that the driver who caused the accident with high myopia actually beat someone, and said unfairly, "It's really not a thing! Who beat him in the face?"

"What's the matter with you?" Qin Shaoyou asked, he didn't see Ying Chuixue's detailed story.Yao Ruolin also tried his best to explain in a few words. Basically, when he saw the yellow light at the intersection turn red when he was going straight, he slowed down a little, but was hit by a car crossing the double yellow line.Qin Shaoyou snorted and said, "This kind of person can actually drive on the road? Don't drive a car with your feet."

Su Qianxun interjected at this time, and asked Qin Shaoyou curiously: "How does Yutou know that the woman whom the rich second generation called to scold him together is a mistress?"

Qin Shaoyou said: "When Yutou was looking for shared bicycles, he ran into the woman driving a car owned by BMW Fuerdai home, and the rich second generation told her, 'Don't let my family know what happened today' He told me with certainty that the woman with the hexagonal face is a concubine." As for which car was owned by BMW, he forgot, and he didn't know much about cars.

A male player in the group said playfully, "My mistress drives a BMW...it's either a minicooper or a BMW [-]-series." The other boys also seemed to have a tacit understanding, talking about these two cars in a strange way. .

The author has something to say:

Yao Ruolin: No, I am not a mistress

Yutou: No, I didn't drive with my feet

Fang Qilian: No, I am a human being, not a thing

BTW. I don't know where I heard the stalk, saying that the minicooper and the BMW [-] series are mistress cars.I think it's quite ridiculous, if a man opens it, wouldn't it be a male mistress?It's okay to be beautiful, but if it's ugly, the benefactor would be too wronged.