Schrödinger's straight man

Yao Ruolin was not interested in topics such as mistresses. Seeing that Su Qianxun started another topic, he was afraid that he would miss the time to play the gate of the underworld, so he switched back to the game interface, and hung up the game by himself while eating fruit. .At this time, Daniel found an old version of a video game console and several classic game chips stored in a tin box from Yao Ruolin's study.The chips of that era were no better than today's CDs, and they could be directly engraved on them. Daniel saw that the chips were still stuck with rolled-up white tape, and the name of the game was written in crooked characters. You still have the stuff."

"Huh?" Yao Ruolin swallowed the white melon in his mouth, shifted his eyes from the phone screen to the game console Daniel was holding, and said, "This is still working. When I moved out, my cousin insisted on me bringing it. He Parents are strict and don't let him touch all kinds of electronic products nowadays, so they can only play stand-alone games secretly at my place to satisfy his cravings."

The happiest time in their childhood was coming back from boarding school every Friday, hiding at their friends’ houses on weekends and playing game consoles all day, with two controllers and a TV, and they were reluctant to move their buttocks for more than ten hours.

"Shall we have a game too?" Daniel said on a whim.

Without waiting for his answer, he went straight to connect the LCD TV in the living room, looking for the connection port with great interest, but couldn't find a place to plug it in after searching for a long time.Yao Ruolin said that he could go to the basement to play, and the old game console can only be run with an old-fashioned color TV that is also a bit old.

He originally made an appointment with Qin Shaoyou to play Yuhun for an hour at nine o'clock. He took a look on WeChat and chatted with his mistress in the group about what kind of car can be bought for 10 yuan. The dog with the head of Jerry did not speak for a long time Yes, I think I went to the hospital to deliver soup to Vice President Yutou.

Yao Ruolin went offline and took Daniel to the basement to fight the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

When the new house was first bought, the basement received intermittent signals due to poor signal reception, so the developer just randomly painted some white porcelain as a utility room.Yao Ruolin really likes this kind of room that is naturally shielded from signals. When redecorating, he specially invited a designer to design the basement as a multimedia entertainment room with all kinds of audio-visual equipment. A small bar counter was built on the side wall facing the big screen. There is a closet with a whole wall of wine on display.

His cousin is entering school this year, and he is quite nervous about his studies. He has not picked up the game controller with anyone for several months, and Daniel even forgot how to operate it.The two of them sat cross-legged on the thick woolen carpet, starting a new round of games, and finally cleared the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It was past one o'clock in the middle of the night, and the wine bottles and cigarette butts were scattered all over the floor. —Daniel is a heavy smoker.

Yao Ruolin straightened up and stretched.He didn't pay attention when he was concentrating on it, but now he was distracted, and later realized that there was a strong smell of smoke in the claustrophobic space, subconsciously sniffed his sleeve, frowned and said: "No, I will I have to take a shower." He touched the mobile phone that was left on the bar, and went to the bathroom to put hot water for a bath.

The sound insulation in the basement is very good. Even the analog clock is as quiet as an electronic clock, and there is no sound of time passing. His mobile phone vibrated hundreds of times on the bar, and he didn't notice it at all.

Yao Ruolin was lying in the bathtub looking through WeChat records, Gui Yanan did not know when he also formed a WeChat group, the friends who had dinner yesterday were in one group, and the friends who had dinner and played games together were divided into a separate game group .Bearing the title of president of Yin Yang Liao, he said: "Our little shabby house can't continue to play in such a miserable way. It's time for us to develop and grow stronger."

Fang Qilian taunted him shamelessly: "If you fall behind, you will be beaten. President Huainan, you have been beaten for so many days, and you finally understand this truth."

Huainan Lord Gui Yanan grieved and said: "I will not avenge this revenge, I will write the words Gui Yanan upside down!"

"Who beat you?" Yao Ruolin asked casually.He has stayed in Qin Shaoyou's dormitory for a long time, walking sideways in the game under the title of "your father", and gradually acquired the aura that Qin Shaoyou often mentioned in the "arranged dormitory" should have. With some unconscious arrogance.

A friend named Yaoli Yaoqi Yaoxian'er told him that not long after he left this small shabby hut, they were targeted by a shabby hut who broke through and beat them for four consecutive days.Although the strength is indeed a bit weak, but it can't stand up to the opponent's large number of people, and the tactics of the sea of ​​​​people come in turns, and it is impossible to defend against.What's even worse is that the president of Naliao is even more domineering than the president of the dog. Originally, they didn't know that he hit their barrier, but they wanted to leave a message on Huainanjun's space to report the progress while playing.Mr. Huainan was so angry that he didn't play the game all day yesterday. When he went online today, the message board was full of provocative words, saying that the barrier in this room is better than the women in the brothel, and he will have to play next time when the system is matched.

"He also said that if it wasn't for the system being matched for no more than four days, but he could choose whatever he wanted, he would definitely patronize us on holidays. It's really disgusting. Mom opened the door for disgusting, so disgusting." Yaoxian'er said with the same hatred. .

Yao Ruolin understood what happened, and was very angry: "What's the name of that person? What's the name of Yinyang Liao? The next time you get a match, tell me, and I'll come back and help you fight together. Liao who doesn't make the leaderboard dare to be so rude."

Huainan Jun said: "We are relatively close in ranking, and it is estimated that we will be matched again next week."

Yao Ruolin counted the days, and it was almost the weekend again, so he turned to President Dog and discussed with him how to leave the dormitory for a few days.Qin Shaoyou, the head of the dog club, was sitting on the small bench next to the hospital bed to watch the night at this time. He was so bored that the grass grew, and suddenly he saw a new message on WeChat, and he woke up immediately after dozing off; Energetic, he hurriedly clicked Add. Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, he took the initiative to ask: "What's the matter? You actually came to add me in private."

Yao Ruolin came out of the still warm water, put on his bathrobe, and told him about leaving the dormitory while blowing his hair in front of the mirror.Qin Shaoyou wanted to keep him for a long time, but he refused to agree, and said, "It's because you let me go again today. I'm sorry to play with me again, did you deliberately find an excuse to leave?" He beat Yuhun at nine, and he waited eagerly. It's ten o'clock.

Yao Ruolin didn't expect that President Dog would be so trustworthy, and he could go online on time in the hospital, so he apologized to him and explained that the signal in the basement was poor, so he didn't have time to tell him.The president of the dog said again, how come your signal has improved now?Yao Ruolin said I'm taking a shower now.He still didn't believe it, and teased: "What kind of game is going to be played in the basement with the door closed, and you have to take a shower after you finish it... Is that friend in your family your boyfriend?"

What he said was very ambiguous. Yao Ruolin is also an adult. He knew that there was something in what he said, but it was a dirty word with some color, so he had to explain it clearly to him when he got stubborn.The text description alone is not enough, so I deliberately dug up the photos during the renovation to prove that the basement can only be used to play games and watch movies, not the temporary guest room with a bed and sofa as he imagined.

Qin Shaoyou didn't expect him to be such a serious person, he said repeatedly that I believe it, I believe it, it's just a joke, don't take it to heart.Say good things about him with a smile on your face.While clicking on the photo, I couldn't help but want to peek at the clues of Sakura Fubuki's reality.

At first glance, the photo was taken casually, with no composition or light and shadow at all: the room is messy and full of boards and paint, and the workers are busy laying wires.There is a reflective dark blue glass leaning against the bumpy wall, reflecting a tall figure in a windbreaker.The shadow on the glass was very dark, no facial features could be seen, only a smooth face, with a pointed chin, but full cheeks like goose eggs, a typical hexagonal face.The man's hair was not long, only a short braid was tied at the back of his head. His body curve was like ink smudged on rice paper, with blurred edges, and it was impossible to tell whether he was a man or a woman.

Qin Shaoyou asked: "Is that you on the glass?"

Yao Ruolin was taken aback, zoomed in on the photo and took a closer look, and noticed for the first time that he had been photographed: "Yeah, your eyes are really sharp."

"You are so tall, can't you really be 1.8 meters?"

Yao Ruolin proudly said again: "1.8 meters barefoot."

Qin Shaoyou secretly thought, a girl who is 1.8 meters tall is ugly and called a supermodel, and if she is beautiful, she is a beauty pageant lady, but no matter how long she is, she has grown to his heart.So he wanted to get closer to him, and said courteously: "Tomorrow, I will accompany you to your friend's dormitory under the name of Yutou, and I will avenge this revenge for you."

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small theater:

Qin Shaoyou: The sound insulation in your basement is so good, it's really suitable for doing some shady things.

Yao Ruolin (asking incomprehension): What shameful thing?Not even a few stools.

Qin Shaoyou (laughing maliciously): Come closer, and I will tell you in a low voice.

Yao Ruolin (leaning his upper body forward, leaning over to touch his face): What?Speak louder, I can't hear you.

(Qin Shaoyou suddenly grabbed his arm and turned over. The thick wool carpet made the back of Yao Ruolin's neck itchy, and he trembled when he touched it.)

Qin Shaoyou (with restless hands): Do you understand now?Um?

(The movement was too large, and I accidentally pressed the remote control. The movie that was playing stopped abruptly, and Yao Ruolin suddenly bit his lips.)