Schrödinger's straight man

In President Dog’s office, the players who are responsible for making breakthroughs, besides the vice president, Yutou, is a girl named Xiu Jiang with white hair and singing yellow chickens. Chicken mother-in-law".Early the next morning, Yao Ruolin retreated to Huainan Jun's "Deep Lane of Willow Flowers".The chicken mother-in-law is working on the newly refreshed reward seal, and a friend wants to find someone to complete the mission to help, so I asked on the Liao channel, but no one answered for a long time.Opened the list to see who was online in the office, but found that 97 people were inexplicably missing two, and one of them was the oldest vice president. As if he had discovered something important, he rushed to the WeChat group to ask :

"Why did Yutou and Ying Fuxue leave the dormitory together?"

Everyone never mentioned it on the surface, but they were clear in their hearts: Ying Chuixue is the concubine of President Gou, that is, Yutou's sister-in-law.Now my sister-in-law ran away with my brother-in-law overnight, President Dog is still in the dark and doesn't know.People who were online for a while popped up like boiling hot water, chattering endlessly: "Sakura Fubuki? Which Sakura Fuki?" "Isn't Yutou's surname Yu? How did you start working like an old king?" "Giving a piece of grass by the green river to President Dog."

I don't know who sang in Cantonese on the subway: "Can you admit it? I deliberately acted as the light bulb. It will not be difficult to replace you when you finish the show..."

Everyone laughed in half sympathy and half gloating.Liuyun Suiyue retorted on behalf of the dog leader: "Yunque, you have learned this song well, your feelings are so good, have you been replaced by others?"

Some people turned to laugh at him, making fun of him and his long-distance girlfriend Su Qianxun who had been dating for a long time.

Skylark is hot-tempered and straightforward, like a most standard rectangle, unable to find a smooth line, and often offends or is offended by others, so he is usually taciturn, hoping to say less and make less mistakes. Qin Shaoyou is such an open-minded person who doesn't care about his past enemies, he can be a friend, and he can say something open.Being made a vulgar joke by such an unfamiliar person as Liu Yun Suiyue is like being slapped in the face in public. Naturally, the anger can't be restrained: "Who do you think is being replaced? Be respectful with your mouth!"

Liuyun Suiyue seemed to be intimidated immediately, and said nothing more.The chicken mother-in-law saw that her little sister couldn't get off the stage, so she quickly came out to smooth things over, and changed the subject, "I have a Thirty Gouyu to help, who is free to help me fight?"

The awkward and stiff atmosphere was stirred up again.

After lunch, Qin Shaoyou took the time to go to the hospital to visit Yutou, and brought him fresh meals and seaweed pork rib soup in a crock pot by the way.Yutou was lying on the hospital bed, one foot was hung high with a plaster cast, and both hands were wrapped in bandages. He was digging with a spoon and glanced at Qin Shaoyou who was sitting on the small bench, watching him from Since I entered the door, I have been playing with my phone with my head down, and my head is about to fall into the screen. I couldn't help but say: "Onmyoji should develop an anti-addiction system to save your cervical spine. Don't wait for me to go out, you follow in .”

Qin Shaoyou was using his number to blow water in Huainan Junliao. He was fighting with Fang Qilian and the others without raising his head and said, "It's just right, I will be your son this time, and you will be my son next time." Answer. Dad is not afraid of getting sick, but you must be willing to spend money on nutritious meals, good son, your cooking skills are tsk tsk tsk..."

Yutou reached out to give him a spoon, and knocked on the back of his head: "I won't be your filial son, you have the ability to ask Ying Chuixue to wait on you by the bed! Look at how fast you are, I'm not afraid that the opposite is a married woman, and if I meet one day, I will take my son and call you uncle."

These words were like a sharp knife stabbing straight into his heart, Qin Shaoyou turned his head and glanced at Yutou, his expression was uglier than constipation.He is over 25 years old, and he is already in his thirties. He didn't start working until he was [-] or [-]. He can be regarded as an older unmarried young man in a small city.He left his hometown again, turned down the stable job arranged by his parents, and dragged his suitcase to the provincial capital city to start again.

He has a good education, and his professional skills are strong enough. It took him five years to gain a firm foothold in this bustling but not too extravagant city.The problem of food and clothing was solved, and the emotional problem followed.At his age, he earns 10,000+ a year, not too much, not too little: look up, and a woman with good conditions and a good fit will not like it; look down, and he will not like it in all aspects .There was also a young lady with a prominent family who fell in love with his face, but it's a pity that the lady herself is a bit ugly and her personality doesn't match.Without hesitation, he chose the ideal love between two people, and gave up the golden bread that he got for nothing.

Yutou persuaded him earnestly: "Why don't you agree to that side? Hurry up and change jobs, and work harder while you are still strong. When you get rich in the future, drive a Rolls-Royce and bring a ten-carat pigeon egg to Ying Chuixue If you kneel on one knee, even if your son knows how to make soy sauce, he will have to call you Dad instead."

"Fuck off, what kind of dregs are you thinking! Just make fun of me, don't insult others?" Qin Shaoyou was annoyed by him, "Ying Chuixue's family is in a good situation, she lives in a small villa, and there is a small house in the basement. small pub."

"Ouch—a small single-family villa—if you quit this time, you will be able to afford a small villa within five years! The one with a view of the river!" Yutou said excitedly, almost choking on his mouthful of rice , and felt that his words were not pleasant to his ears, "No, you have developed a relationship in a small bar in the basement? Then when will she ask you to have a drink at home?"

"It's up to you! Talk so much nonsense, be careful not to choke to death!" Qin Shaoyou became angry from embarrassment, and moved a small bench to sit out for a while, but Yutou wisely stopped persuading him to quit.

Mr. Huainan's little poor house didn't set any rules, and when it was time for fighting skills at noon, they all lacked interest and no one went to fight.Qin Shaoyou looked at the wechat group in his dormitory, saw them talking nonsense in the morning, and explained in earnest that he had decided to return the Yutou account; at the same time, he had to look at Yao Ruolin, Fang Qilian held Spiritual Away The head of the faceless ghost in the movie, arguing with Yao Ruolin, is the shield support better for Yimulian or the girl in the box?

Qin Shaoyou himself likes to use Yimulian, but Yao Ruolin said that the girl in the box is powerful, so he chimed in and said that of course the girl in the box is better, with high blood volume and less fire consumption. The company has added a skill that instantly revives a fallen teammate.

Fang Qilian couldn't argue but he was quite unconvinced, Yao Xian'er yelled and said that you can just exchange ideas, don't just talk.Qin Shaoyou got off the title of Yutou and replaced it with his own "Gou Li Sheng Shi".He used to fight frequently and studied many different lineups. Although he used to use Yimulian, the girl in the box also spent a lot of thought on raising it.As soon as he played, his Prajna and his servants controlled the opposite "July and a half" tightly, and the girl in the box assisted with a shield. Fang Qilian wanted to attack, but he couldn't resist, and he surrendered after 10 minutes.

Yao Ruolin suffered a loss in Qin Shaoyou's hands. He didn't know what Yutou's strength was, but he knew his strength very well. When he saw that he changed his number, he hid behind the screen and laughed: "A big player with three thousand points in fighting skills!" I'm going to provoke you too, those who don't know are not afraid." He didn't remind his friend Fang Qilian, and silently watched him stand up and be beaten.

Fang Qilian was still not convinced, so Huainan Jun said to him: "You and Ruo Lin secretly change numbers, let Ruo Lin use your number to play another game." He didn't understand what the change of number was, but Huainan Jun kept urging him, so he had no choice but to to change.Yao Ruolin thought that Fang Qilian's tactics were not good enough and asked him to be his military adviser, so he exchanged accounts with him without even thinking about it.

During the second sparring session, Yao Ruolin subconsciously matched his usual lineup. These people spent a lot of money in the game, and there was no shortage of shikigami.Qin Shaoyou took a look, isn't this the old routine that he has been defeated repeatedly?You can win by taking a point.But after thinking about it, this move seems to be very familiar, like Yao Ruolin, that little fool who has never changed his tricks for thousands of years. He used water to test it in the first two rounds, and after the test, it turned out to be him, and all the shikigami were cut into pieces immediately. The general attack was deliberately defeated by "July and a half".

Fang Qilian watched the replay of the video, and couldn't help giving Huainan Jun a thumbs up: "It's vicious enough, treacherous enough." Is it so unpredictable?

They seemed to have suddenly found something interesting and new, and they took turns to compete with President Dog, sometimes by themselves, and sometimes by Yao Ruolin, teasing Qin Shaoyou like a monkey.

So much so that Qin Shaoyou was so engrossed in staring at the game that he didn't notice when a person entered Yutou's ward.

The author has something to say:

Qin Shaoyou: After job-hopping, it won't take long for me to get promoted and raise my salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Sakura Fubuki, and reach the pinnacle of my life!Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

Yao Ruolin: Wake up, stop dreaming, the sun is drying your ass.