[Comprehensive] God's joke

Before leaving, Kong Lan asked again if she could become a secret ninja now and do some difficult tasks.The third generation knew that her mind was at an adult level, she still had some strength, and she could fly, and she was competent for some simple tasks with a lot of money but a long distance, so she agreed without much thought. After giving her Konoha's forehead, she took A few volumes of missions such as delivering goods and secret volumes were given to her.

If Konglan is allowed to do these tasks, he can complete them without fighting others, which saves Konoha a lot of resources.The three generations of high-risk tasks are still unwilling to hand over to Kong Lan, no matter how much Kong Lan emphasizes that she is strong, it is useless.

Kong Lan just suddenly thought that if she becomes a ninja and takes on the task, the family's money will not be so scarce!Oh ha ha ha, she is so smart~!

After returning home, Kong Lan talked about the matter and asked Junmaru and Shiro if they wanted to go to school. Naruto jumped up and down next to him, saying that he would also go to school. He would become a ninja and protect Kong Lan when he became stronger.

"If I become a ninja, I think I can help you even more." Bai smiled softly and said softly, "I would like to be a ninja."

"Me too." Jun Malu nodded seriously.

Kong Lan took the hands of the two children and said with a smile: "Okay, you guys go to school starting tomorrow, Bai and Junma Lu are already six years old... Well, don't expose your bloodstained limits at school, in that case It will be a bit troublesome. But if you are bullied, remember not to show mercy and beat the other person to death, as long as the teacher doesn't find out, nothing will happen~!"

Jun Malu's face was paralyzed and cold, with a murderous look on his brows: "Can you kill me?"

The three children, one big, two young, looked at him silently with speechless eyes. Kong Lan shook his head repeatedly and said, "No, no! Jun Malu can't always think about killing people, life is so beautiful, but you are so irritable~!"

Bai lightly supported his forehead and sighed: "Jun Ma Lu, you will cause us a lot of trouble... killing people... is always a bad behavior, no one has the right to obliterate the existence of another life..."

Naruto listened in a dazed way, frowned and said: "If you are bullied, just beat back hard! It's not good to kill people."

Jun Malu saw that the other three people did not agree with his statement, so he asked seriously: "Can't kill people?"

"No!" The three said in unison.

"Oh." Jun Malu seriously wrote down 'can't kill' in his heart, and asked again: "Is it enough not to die?"

Kong Lan scratched her head: "Should...it's okay?" Jun Malu is still very young, so he shouldn't be so cruel to know what a vegetable is or simply turn a person into a disability...

The kind-hearted Bai didn't know what the subtext of Jun Malu's words was, he breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "If people don't die, that's naturally the best."

"That's right, is there something that must be solved by killing people?" Naruto slapped his hands.

Jun Malu nodded earnestly, and silently wrote down in his heart that 'don't kill people = don't die'.

Kong Lan took a look at the sky, and drove the children into the room: "Okay, it's late, let's go to bed first. Oh, by the way, Bai and Junma Lu will go to class together tomorrow, Naruto, you Do you want to follow me to see off the brothers?"

"Eh? Can I go too? Great! I've never been out before!" Naruto suddenly became excited.

"Ah yo? Have I never taken you out before? That was a mistake... Hahaha, you really like to eat Yile ramen. When we pick up my brothers home tomorrow night, our family will eat Yile ramen~ !"

"Really?!" Naruto exclaimed in surprise.

"Yi Le Ramen?" Bai was a little puzzled.

"Hey~! Yile Ramen is the most, most, and most delicious thing in Konoha Village~! You will know when you eat it tomorrow!" Naruto explained excitedly.

"...Your Excellency likes it?" Jun Ma Lu hadn't forgotten the equation 'gentle, cute, and a girl who can cook = a girl that adults like' in his mind, so he asked.

"Indeed! Yile Ramen is delicious in the world! But what I like more is... wine!" It's a pity that she has been here for three years, let alone drinking, and she has never even smelled wine, which made her extremely helpless.

"I see." Jun Malu wrote it down seriously.

"Okay, go to bed, if you don't sleep well, you won't have food tomorrow." Kong Lan drove the children into the bedroom, brought a quilt and spread it on the floor: "Naruto, can you sleep on the floor with me today? "

"Okay!" Naruto immediately agreed, took off his little clothes and rolled into the quilt, only protruding a golden and fluffy head.

"This is it, my lord?" Bai was a little puzzled.

"Oh, you didn't do any training when you first came here. You might catch a cold if you sleep on the floor. It will be miserable if you don't have money for medical treatment. You should sleep on the bed." Kong Lan also lifted the quilt and got into the floor. Naruto immediately turned around and scratched her armpit happily. After Kong Lan finished speaking without changing his face, he turned around and kicked his buttocks so that they were exposed under the quilt.

Naruto didn't care, he smiled and grabbed Kong Lan's face, Kong Lan also pinched him not to be outdone, and the two lovely children rolled into a ball under the blanket.

Jun Malu's face darkened, and he stood up and was about to get Uzumaki Naruto away, but Bai hurriedly pulled him back and said, "Hey, don't cause trouble, my lord is playing with her brother, don't go up and hit him."

"Play?" Jun Malu pondered.

"That's right, because the adult and her younger brother are family members, so this kind of action is playing... It's not that the adult is being bullied." Bai explained seriously.

Jun Malu pondered for a while, he hid in his sleeve, his wrist with a bone protruding out returned to its original appearance.Jun Ma Lu got off the bed expressionlessly, reached out to pick up Naruto, then pinched his cheeks with his left and right hands, and pulled them to both sides.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!" , the azure blue eyes are completely unwilling to admit defeat: "Huh! Look at (who) three (first) let go of the bad (hand)!"

"Wa put Feisan in a rotten state (I won't let go first)." Jun Malu spoke with difficulty, his eyes serious.

Kong Lan covered her face and jumped up, slapped one person twice, and roared: "Stop messing around with me here!!! Hurry up and go to bed!!! If you want to pinch your face, you can do it while I'm not at home!! !Aw~!" She yelled too hard, pulling it to the place where Naruto's pinched red on her face, it hurt so much.

Jun Ma Lu let go of his hand immediately, and Naruto let go after he let go, laughing loudly: "I won~! Hahahahahaha! Ouch~! It hurts..."

Jun Ma Lu had a white and tender face with red cheeks, looking down at Naruto expressionlessly.

"Go to sleep!!!" Kong Lan kicked Naruto to lie down.

The next day, they all got up early, and after the four of them had breakfast, they walked towards Ninja Elementary School holding hands.

Naruto was very happy, this was the first time he had traveled so far and met so many people since he grew up.He was young in the past, and the people who took care of him were eager to lock him up, and it was impossible to take him out to meet strangers, and Kong Lanming knew that the two of them would be bullied when they went out, and it was even more impossible to take Naruto out. , so until he was three years old, this was the first time he went out to see the world.

Naruto stared wide-eyed, looking around excitedly, feeling that his eyes were almost useless, if it wasn't for Kong Lan's grip on his little hand, he might have already rushed out and disappeared without a trace.

However, with more and more people on the road, the appearance of the two people with the same logo has already been widely circulated in Konoha, and more and more people stop to look at them with disgust and fear.

Naruto gradually realized that something was wrong, and the excited look stopped, aggrieved and puzzled in a pair of big blue eyes, watching them staring at him coldly and pointing at him blankly.

"Look...they are those two people..."

"The demon fox... the monster..."

"Why are you still alive... didn't kill them..."

"It's really disgusting... to actually come out to do activities..."

"Daisuke, don't play with those two kids...they're monsters..."

……

Naruto's expression became more and more gloomy, his little head slowly drooped, Kong Lan held his hand, and didn't care about the gossip around him.Jun Malu's ice-cold green eyes swept over the people around him one by one, and the murderous look in his eyes made many people shut up and flee in a hurry.Bai Bai frowned slightly, looking at Naruto worriedly.

Sending Junmaro and Shiro to Ninja Elementary School, Konglan led Naruto and waved to the two with a smile: "Shiro, Junmaro, goodbye~! We will pick you up again tonight!"

Jun Ma Lu nodded earnestly, and Bai looked at Naruto again worriedly, with a smile on his face: "We can go home by ourselves, the way has been written down."

"No, we agreed to eat ramen." Kong Lan shook her head, she knew Bai was worried about Naruto, but she didn't think Naruto would be so fragile.Although Naruto may not have much memory of what happened when he was too young, it doesn't mean that he really doesn't know, there is a lot of darkness in his heart.

It's just that those who are controlled by darkness and distortion will become bosses, while those who can suppress the darkness in their hearts and empathize with those who also grew up in darkness and loneliness are the protagonists of the world.

Because I know how terrible the darkness is, and I know how much you want to catch the warm sunshine, so I let myself break free and light the way for you.

As Kong Lan is like this, Naruto will be like this.

So Kong Lan didn't care about Naruto's momentary depression. After three years of getting along, if she couldn't see through Naruto's character, it would be a waste of her long life.

On the way back, there was still a group of pointing people.Kong Lan still kept her eyes fixed, treating these people as if they didn't exist, and didn't notice that when Naruto next to him lowered his head, his face was gradually distorted.

Point and point... point and point...

enough!enough!What monster? !So this is the reason why Bai Yu didn't let him go out?

The fox...the monster...he will kill...

How can you say that about him!It is true that there is a fox in his stomach, but he is not a monster!

stay away from him...don't come near...

When did Bai Yu and him hurt someone? !You people are yelling like this...

Why are they still alive... How can such monsters exist...

What did he and Bai Yu do wrong?Will be treated like this?You don't agree with monsters?Why not?Bai Yu and Jiu Lama, which one is not a good person!

He wants to change.

"Enough!! We are not monsters!!!" Naruto roared angrily, looking fiercely at the people around him.

The adults shut their mouths and looked at him with indifferent eyes.

Kong Lan held Naruto's hand, still affirming with a bright smile: "Of course, Naruto is not a monster."

"What, so arrogant..."

"No father, no mother, no upbringing, hmph, that's right, where did the monster's parents come from..."

"Okay, go home and ignore them."

……

The crowd gradually dispersed.A few children threw a few stones over from a distance, Kong Lan blocked the stones, and gave them a cold look, the killing intent scared the children to cry and run away, she still held Naruto, the two of them were as calm as ever , an angry and aggrieved returned home in a daze.

Kong Lan looked at Naruto who was sulking on the bed, and said with a chuckle, "Naruto, your mouth is so pouted that you can hang an oil bottle~!"

Naruto looked up at Kong Lan, and said angrily, "Bai Yu, why are you not angry! Those guys..."

"Why should I be angry! I'm not money, the whole world will like me!" Lying beside Naruto, Kong Lan rolled her small body and came to Naruto, looking at him with a smile: "Anyway, there is It’s good to have people who agree with you, if you don’t like those gazes, you can try to make them change their impression of you!”

"Efforts...to change?"

"Although I think it's very troublesome to do this, if Naruto thinks those eyes are annoying, you can choose two ways to solve it~!" Kong Lan raised two short fingers and waved in front of Kong Lan.

"Which two?"

"One!" Kong Lan raised her index finger and said with a smile, "I'm going to kill them all~! Dead people don't have any eyes~!"

Naruto was taken aback by Kong Lan's attitude of killing him lightly, and quickly shook his head: "No, no, no! How can we kill people!"

"That's what I just said, you strive for their approval and let them change their impression of you. Help others, attract their attention, let them see your strengths... just do it." Kong Lan said.

"Help someone? Get someone's attention?"

"Interactions between people are mutual. If you treat others well, others may not treat you well, but they will remember it in their hearts. In this way, the impression will change over time. However, pranks or something No more, that will make people hate you more and more." Kong Lan said.

"...I remember!" Naruto jumped up suddenly, pointed at the ceiling with one hand on his hips, posed a cool pose, and said loudly: "I've decided! I must get everyone's approval! Let them not Will never...don't look at me like that again!"

"I support you!" Kong Lan jumped up like an idiot fan and posed in the same pose as him, pointing to the sky and shouted: "I am the first person who agrees with Uzumaki Naruto! I believe he will be recognized by others! "

The two children giggled and rolled into a ball on the bed.