[Comprehensive] God's joke

When Konoha was approaching, Kong Lan had an idea and thought of a good solution to this problem, so she took the two children to perform Feng Gui Yun Yin and quietly entered Hokage's office.

... So your so-called good solution is actually to find the third generation?

The third generation was sitting behind the desk, biting their heads bit by bit, drowsy at the table full of official documents.

Kong Lan looked at the old man with snot bubbles floating out of his nose, and felt that the wise and serious image he had known of the three generations had been shattered into scum, and disappeared completely when the wind blew...

After a moment of silence, Kong Lan made a slight noise, and in the next second, the three generations became full of energy, as if they had been injected with 500 chicken blood, and sat there with a serious face and a big pipe in their mouth: "Who is it?" ?”

Kong Lan slowly emerged from the air, holding the two children in her arms, and beckoning: "Hello, three generations of grandpa~!"

The third generation crashed for a few seconds.It wasn't that big of a change from Kong Lan, but she could see the clues on her grown-up face, and said a little hesitantly, "Are you... Whirlpool White Feather?"

"Although my real name is actually Kong Lan, the name given to me by the three generations of grandfathers is not bad, I can accept it." Kong Lan admitted with a smile.

Sandai took a sip of his pipe, not knowing what he was thinking about.

After a while, Sandai didn't ask anything, but turned to Junmaro and Mizumugeshiba: "Who are these two?"

"The child I picked up from the country of water yesterday, this is Junmaro, this is Shiro, because it is too troublesome without the identity of Konoha, so I can only ask you, grandpa of the third generation." Kong Lan put the two children away. Well, a halo emerged from her body, she slowly shrunk, and she turned back to a three-year-old appearance. The six-year-old Junmaro and Minazukishiro stood beside her, like brothers and sisters with their little sisters Same.

No one needs to say who looks like my sister...

"It's rare for Bai Yu to bother me with something... Naruto's child always likes to come to me." Sandai sighed, Kong Lan stood there with a pure smile, she would not tell Sandai that Naruto actually came to him Everything is what she ordered.

The third generation took a puff on the pipe and said, "I will arrange housing for them... Bai Yu, do you want them to live with you, or let others adopt them?"

"I won't leave my lord!" Jun Malu said immediately, Bai Wei suppressed his smile and nodded, indicating that he did the same.

Kong Lan took the hands of the two children beside her and said, "Grandfather of the third generation, I don't want to be separated from them either. You know, I am capable of teaching them, so I won't cause trouble."

Although she felt that if the three generations were a village head, anyone who was too scheming would not agree to these two children staying here, and it would cause him a lot of trouble, but Kong Lan still wanted to try.

"...If that's the case, then I agree." The third generation didn't think about it for long, smoked a pipe, showed a slight look of kindness on his serious face, and said, "Send them back first, and see what Ming Ming said. Come on, come back later, I have something to tell you."

Kong Lan agrees in surprise, and runs towards the house holding the hands of the two older children from left to right. At the same moment, the phantom is controlled by her and walks out of the door, disappearing without Naruto's knowledge.

Back in the dilapidated apartment on the second floor, Naruto was training on the second floor, Soran asked Junmaro and Shiro to sit down, washed their hands, and brought over the meal prepared by Phantom, then took a deep breath with his hands on his hips, pulled He shouted loudly: "Naruto!!! Come down to eat!!!"

"Hi!" came the same shout from the second floor.

Both Junmaro and Shiro seemed a little confused about the situation.

"White Feather~! Where did you go last night?" Uzumaki Naruto ran down after taking a bath, quickly threw himself into Kong Lan's arms, and asked with his arms around her waist.

"...How do you know! It shouldn't be!" Kong Lan was puzzled.

"Eh? What the Nine Lamas said! It saw you fly away and left a substitute." Naruto laughed happily: "Bai Yu, you really didn't lie to me. Even if you leave, you will still come back !"

"Of course, who told Naruto to be here?" Kong Lan felt relieved seeing that Naruto didn't have any special reaction.

In fact, she did not tell Naruto that she was leaving, and even replaced it with a phantom, not because she thought she would be away for a long time, but because she disappeared from Naruto for a short while in Kyuubi's consciousness, and the child cried Like something, it frightened her too much.

"Is this Uzumaki Naruto-sama?" Bai Wenrou's voice came from the side, and Uzumaki Naruto realized that there were other people in the room at this time.

Naruto's blue eyes widened, and he looked at Kimaro and Shiro, the pure eyes made both children a little nervous.Naruto's bluffing voice sounded: "Bai Yu, look, these two sisters are so beautiful!"

Two "sisters": "..."

Kong Lan turned her head and glanced at the two, touched her chin and muttered to herself: "Eh? It seems really beautiful... Jun Malu still has long hair and two braids, she looks more like a girl." It's a child!"

"My lord..." Jun Malu thought about it seriously, and said seriously: "My lord said that Jun Malu is a girl, then Jun Malu is a girl."

"...Oh hehehehe, why?" Kong Lan said that no matter how her thinking circuit breaks through the sky, she can't understand the thoughts of children whose thinking is not understood by intelligent creatures.

"Because what your lord said is correct." Jun Malu looked at her seriously.

"...Then what if I'm wrong?"

"If your lord says something wrong, I must be the one who thinks it's wrong."

"...Then what if it's really my fault?"

"If your lord is really wrong, refer to the two above."

With a gentle smile on Kong Lan's face, she nodded lightly: "...Very well, Jun Malu, who told you this?"

Jun Malu tilted his head slightly, thought about it and said: "I was trained as a weapon, and people often tell me this. As a weapon, you only need to be obedient and strong enough."

Naruto exclaimed in surprise: "Ah? How could this be! Then you are unlucky?"

"No, I met Master Bai Yu." Jun Ma Lu looked down at Kong Lan who only reached his chest with fiery eyes.

Well, although your eyes are in place and loyal, but you are so tall, so don't stand so close, okay?No matter how fiery your eyes are, you can't save Kong Lan from being overlooked.

"Then it's really good, Jun Ma Lu will be a girl from now on, okay?" Kong Lan started to laugh strangely, and twisted her fingers in a very regrettable whisper: "Oh~! It's a pity that Naruto is good-looking, but It's not like a girl at all..."

"Eh? Why is this!" Naruto yelled, "I'm a boy, how can I look like a girl!"

"Don't worry about such small things." Kong Lan pulled Naruto and introduced to both parties: "This is Naruto Uzumaki, my younger brother—you shut up quickly! A three-year-old brat is yelling about marrying a wife every day!"

Uzumaki Naruto glared at Kong Lan angrily with his mouth puckered, but he still didn't dare to say anything.

"This is Jun Ma Lu and Bai, and they will be part of this family from now on. Naruto, we must get along well with our brothers." Kong Lan patted Naruto's small shoulder and said.

"Hmph...Okay! Brother... Nana Nanani?!!! Nissan?! They...they are boys?!" Naruto roared: "It doesn't look like that at all, okay!!! "

Bang——!After a clear and pleasant sound, Naruto squatted on the ground with his head in pain, Kong Lan blew his little fist, and said with a smile: "Don't disrespect your brothers, even if they look like girls, you can't see them behind your back." Just tell me, not in person."

Bai's smile cracked in an instant.

Jun Malu carefully wrote down 'Don't say bad things to others in front of others, just say it behind your back', and said: "My lord just said that I am a girl."

Kong Lan thought for a while and said seriously: "Yes! But Xiao Jun is actually still a boy."

"...Yes, my lord." Jun Malu was a little confused, and said seriously: "Your lord prefers girls, doesn't he?"

"...Ahahahaha why do you ask me such a question~! I hate it~!" Kong Lan covered her face shyly, and said in a low voice: "People just think that girls are gentle and cute and can cook and so on. Well……"

"Gentle, cute, and able to cook..." Jun Malu muttered to himself, and nodded seriously: "My lord, I remember, I will work hard."

Bai's smile has long been distorted out of shape. Who will tell him that something weird happened just now?This rhythm is not scientific at all!

After breakfast, Konglan left the children at home and asked Naruto to teach the two older children to train on the second floor, while he headed for Hokage's office.

In fact, not everyone can enter Hokage's office. Only Naruto and Kong Lan have this treatment. One is the posthumous child of the fourth generation, and the other is to save the mysterious beasts in the village. Hokage feels that he still has this time to come. Communicate more with two people.

Kong Lan entered the office, moved a small stool with a smile, climbed up to sit down, and obediently called out: "Grandpa of the third generation, here I come~!"

"Hey~!" The third generation showed a loving smile, rummaged through some files around him, and took out two forms and handed them to Kong Lan: "These two forms are for registering the identities of Junmalu and Bai. Yes, you fill it out first."

Kong Lan took the form and filled it out. Jun Malu and Bai could not be called Whirlpool XX, and their original surnames would expose their blood succession limits. Kong Lan simply did not fill in their surnames. , Kong Lan put the things back and asked, "Grandfather of the third generation, is there anything else?"

"I want to ask you something." Sandai waved his hand, and Kong Lan was keenly aware that the ninjas who protected Sandai seemed to have left.

"Bai Yu, you said your original name was Kong Lan, do you remember everything?" San Dai spoke while thinking.

"Oh~! That's right, my name is Kong Lan. I remember the past memories very clearly. Grandpa of the third generation, what do you want to ask?" Kong Lan looked at him blankly.

"Then Kyuubi was sealed at that time, Minato... why did the Fourth Hokage use the technique of summoning the god of death? Even if Kyuubi is powerful, it shouldn't make the strongest Hokage Namikaze Minato pay such a price..." The third generation looked Quite dignified.

"The strongest in history?" Kong Lan scratched his head pretending to be in a daze, and said, "When I first saw him appear, although he seemed very majestic, but his aura was very weak, not even the third-generation grandpa. You ten One-tenth strong."

"...So that's the case, I still have to thank Kong Lan." San Dai took a deep breath from the pipe, and slowly exhaled, his expression became a bit tired.

Kong Lan hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Grandfather of the third generation, is Konoha in trouble? If possible, I can help! I am very powerful!"

The third generation smiled and narrowed its eyes, reached across the table and rubbed Kong Lan's head, and said gently: "No matter what you were before, you are just a three-year-old child now. Muye Village, and old guys like me come here Protection, you guys, it’s better to grow up with peace of mind now. If you still have this heart in the future, come and help again.”

The behavior of the third generation is decent and kind, but it is too pedantic, but anyone who is a little bit ambitious and selfish will squeeze Kong Lan's use value as much as possible.

The third generation felt that Konglan's strength was actually concentrated on saving people. Although he had the same size as the tailed beast, he was easily defeated by the nine tails.It is not that the third generation does not feel sorry for the death of the ninjas in the village, but the third generation believes that there are rules for life and death. If the dead are allowed to return to the world unscrupulously, sooner or later, Konoha will break the cycle of life and death. Law, and suffered a catastrophe.

He concealed Kong Lan's identity, made her live in Konoha as an orphan, and didn't have the slightest desire to covet her identity as a white fox, all because of this reason.

The existence of Muye Village is never the eternal life of a certain person, but the will of each of them, which has been passed down forever.

It is also because of such generosity and kindness, such will and persistence that Kong Lan wants to help the third generation, and she gradually integrates into Konoha.Just like how Qionghua treated her very well back then, she took Qionghua completely to heart.

Kong Lan bulged her cheeks, and said depressedly: "Okay, if you have anything to do with the third-generation grandpa, you can call me. I'm very good."

The third generation smiled casually, took the form and looked at it carefully: "Do you know that those two children can learn ninjutsu...they are old enough, are you willing to let them become Konoha's ninja?"

"I'll go back and ask them... They are all orphans in the war. I don't know if they want to be ordinary people or ninjas."

"Well, I see. If you don't want to, you don't have to force it." Sandai nodded.

"Oh, by the way, three generations of grandpas, our family now has four children, can you...hehe, give me more pensions?" Kong Lan laughed dryly. If she was an adult, she would naturally be able to earn money by herself, but Her adult human form doesn't last long enough to complete a day's work.

"It's natural." The third generation had this plan a long time ago, so they agreed.

"Then goodbye to the third-generation grandpa, I'm leaving~!" Kong Lan waved her little paw, jumped off the stool and left.