[Comprehensive] God's joke

Afterwards, Kong Lan instructed Yun Tianqing in detail how to incubate eggs, which piece of belly meat was the softest, warmest, and easiest to incubate, and so on.Yun Tianqing nodded repeatedly. As a human with no experience in hatching eggs, he still followed the instructions of the experienced Kong Lan very obediently, although Kong Lan's experience was the one that was hatched.

It was a bit exhausting for Kong Lan to save the eggs, and although her hands healed when the white flames ignited, there were also frostbite marks on her stomach, and she couldn't hatch the eggs, so Yun Tianqing was asked to incubate the eggs today .

After confirming that Yun Tianqing had remembered everything, Kong Lan turned around and turned his back, while Yun Tianqing unbuttoned his clothes and stuck the egg on his stomach. In an instant, he suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the egg.

He feels it!The fetus in the egg moved... He, he was approaching him...

The very young boy froze there for a moment, motionless, holding his breath, feeling the life in his arms, that subtle movement, as if gently pressing his head against his abdomen.

He was suddenly overwhelmed by indescribable emotion. His blood merged with the blood of the woman he loved, so what is the difference between the child he got and the real blood?

"Junior Brother Tianqing, are you alright?" Kong Lan asked aloud when she realized that she hadn't moved for a long time behind her.

Yun Tianqing suddenly came back to his senses, laid out the eggs gently, tied up his clothes, turned around and said, "Okay, okay, senior sister, you can turn around now."

Kong Lan immediately turned around, and then she was embarrassed, and saw Yun Tianqing holding her waist with one hand and Lao Gao's bulging stomach with the other, with a loving and gentle smile on her face, her eyes were as gentle as water dripping Come.

... What a swollen sense of sight for a pregnant mother! ! ! !Why is there no sense of disobedience in that stomach! ! !How come the egg is so round that it didn't show at all!Yun Tianqing wouldn't even wrap it in cotton, would she? ! !

Kong Lan was flustered by all kinds of winds, and it took him a long time to find his voice: "Junior Brother Tianqing, don't you think this is too weird!"

"What's the matter~! Come and touch the child, mother, I felt him move just now!" As soon as Yun Tianqing said that, he saw Konglan OTZ knelt down with his hands on the ground and his head hanging down. Half a day later She said weakly: "Brother Qing, stop talking like that, my stomach hurts..."

Yun Tianqing couldn't help laughing out loud: "Senior sister, can't you? Well, I won't say anything, just don't say anything!" He hugged his stomach with his hands, sat down in a place where the sun could be basked in, and waved to Kong Lan. She waved her hand: "Senior Sister, don't you really intend to touch it? I really felt this brat move just now!"

When Kong Lan heard this, she immediately rushed to sit next to Yun Tianqing, looking at his stomach with shining eyes: "Really? Where?"

"Here..." Yun Tianqing took her hand and gently placed it on the side of the egg. He could feel that it was the hand of the fetus.

"No!" Kong Lan didn't feel it.

"Hush..." Yun Tianqing's big hand covered Kong Lan's slender little hand, took her hand to gently touch the egg through the clothes, and said softly: "Feel it with your heart...he is very smart..."

Kong Lan restrained her smile, held her breath, her eyes were wide open, and she followed Yun Tianqing's hand carefully.

Long time, long time.

The liquid in the egg made a soft flowing sound, and a slightly warm temperature on the eggshell touched her palm lightly.

A very small area, not as big as her thumb.

He moved!He moved!He is touching my hand!so cute!

Kong Lan's eyes widened for a moment, and she covered her mouth with one hand, and a voice in her heart was screaming desperately.

Yun Tianqing looked at her cute expression sideways, and the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened.Kong Lan raised her head to look at him, and said in a very low voice, almost lip-syncing: "Junior Brother Tianqing, I'm so excited...I...what should I do?" , or if the voice is a little louder, the little life in the egg will be as nervous as frightening.

Yun Tianqing's hand covering her felt that it was very, very steady, but her body was already shaking like chaff.Tian Qing clasped her five fingers, removed her hand from the egg, and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, this brat is just an egg, he can't eat you!"

"I'd rather he eat me!" Kong Lan muttered, so that she could chop him to death with a single sword, instead of being nervous like an idiot now.

This is too inconsistent with her glorious and great image of Senior Sister Qionghua!

Yun Tianqing coughed dryly, and said slowly: "By the way, senior sister, this kid should have a name, right?"

"No? Just call it Dandan! Well, Yundandan, it sounds nice and easy to remember!" Kong Lan clasped her hands together and said with sparkling eyes.

Yun Tianqing said dryly with a stiff smile, "...yun...egg...uh...day...Tianhe! The sky hangs in the sky, the stars are shining...well, that's a good name!"

"Hey! I'm talking about Eggy, Yun Eggy!"

"Senior Sister is really good at getting a name! Let's call it Yun Tianhe!"

"What Yun Tianhe, I'm talking about Yundandan!"

"The words of Tianxuan Xinghe seem to be said by the senior brother? After the brat is born, tell the senior brother to make him happy too!"

"Hey! Did you listen to me? Yun! Heaven! Qing!" Kong Lan growled.

"Ah, I seem to be a little tired...sleep and sleep!" Yun Tianqing quickly lay down, closed his eyes, and snored pretendingly.

Kong Lan stood up angrily and lightly kicked his calf, but Yun Tianqing didn't respond.Kong Lan had to admit after standing stupidly for a long time that Yun Tianhe still has a lot more style than the name Yundandan.

Forget it, Yun Tianhe should have been his name.

"Hmph, I'll call him Eggy... Eggy, you have to grow up quickly, find a good wife and come back in the future, and then give birth to many, many Eggy... Besides, father and mother will protect you well... until you Grow up..." Kong Lan murmured, wishing him blessings.

This was the first bloodline to appear in her long life.Although there are two reasons for wanting this egg, but now, Kong Lan has really regarded the egg as her own child.He has a body of the blood of the Qinglong, and a soul born from the fusion of feather fox and human blood. With such tyrannical luck, as long as he does not do evil things, he will definitely be the luckiest human being in the six realms. And the number of lives is long, live peacefully and happily.

Eggy has undoubtedly become a secret that the two have a tacit understanding and guard together.

They still spend most of their time in the valley of thinking every day. Occasionally, Kong Lan will go to the shade of drunken flowers to let the wind go, but Yun Tianqing does it rain or shine.The implication is that Yun Tianqing still makes mistakes every day, and Kong Lan will occasionally be let go by turning a blind eye. After waking up, go back to the valley to accompany Yun Tianqing and their child Dandan.

Yes, after half a year of incubation, Yundandan is still just an egg!If it weren't for the frequent small movements inside the egg, even once the egg rolled by itself, maybe both of them would have thought that the dragon egg from thousands of years ago was dead.

The change in Yundandan in the past six months is that he has changed from a blue egg as beautiful as emerald jade to an artistic egg with light green and fiery red patterns.

Kong Lan guessed that Yundandan was forcing out the power of Qinglong and Yuhu.The power of God is too pure, and it restrains other powers. The power in Konglan's blood is balanced, but after passing it to Yundandan, who already has the power of Qinglong, the power belonging to the demon is wiped out, so pure The power of Yundandan is obviously not good for Yundandan whose soul is human, so Yundandan releases those powers to contact the breath of the world.

The fetus is sensitive, and under the innate environment, it knows best how to treat itself best.

Depending on the situation, Yundandan will be born when the fiery red pattern covers the entire egg, and it will take about a year and a half.

But ten months later, it will be time for the demon world to pass over Qionghua, and no one knows what will happen at that time.

Kong Lan originally wanted to stop it, but the system issued a task.

'The main task - the battle of the demon world, the battle between Qionghua and the fantasy world, no one can intervene in any party.Mission failed: Erase. '

This is an undeniable task.

The system directly rejected her idea of ​​stopping this battle. She could do nothing but watch, watch.Seeing Xuan Zhen's death, seeing Taiqing's death, seeing the death of the four great demon generals except Gui Xie Xi Zhong, the Qionghua faction was covered with scars, and seeing the blood flow into rivers in the Illusionary Realm.

Kong Lan hooked the corners of her lips, suppressing the twisted excitement in her heart, she puffed her cheeks and blew heavily, the petals that fell on her lips fluttered like this, and wobbled to the side.

Suddenly, a faint singing sound came.

'Junior Sister Suyu? Kong Lan suddenly jumped up, and walked towards the place where the singing came from in surprise.

For the past six months, she has stayed in the Valley of Thinking for a long time to incubate her eggs, and she has not seen Suyu, who seldom appears in front of people because of her practice of dual swords, for a long time. She almost wants to kill her.

In the distance, a simple and elegant woman stood quietly under the spiritual phoenix flower tree. Her melodious but melancholy singing voice was like the sound of nature, but it made people feel emotional and wanted to shed tears for no reason.

"... Suyu..." Kong Lan stood there in a daze, murmuring.

Suyu has always been strong and introverted, Kong Lan has never seen such sadness.

Cultivators have sharp eyes and ears, although Kong Lan's voice is smiling, Suyu has already heard it, Lai's sad singing stopped abruptly, Suyu turned her face, her eyes and brows were calm and slightly melancholy, no different from the past.Seeing Kong Lan, Suyu was slightly taken aback, showing a genuine and shallow smile, and softly called: "Senior Sister."

As a person who has taken care of Kong Lan for a long time, Suyu has already become immune to her expressionless appearance, and now she can recover after just a moment of surprise.

Kong Lan came over and looked at her with some hesitation: "Suyu, do you...do you feel sad being in the Qionghua School?"

"... Why did Senior Sister say that?" Suyu gently stroked the hair on her shoulders.

"Yaoyao Lingfeng, long and long return. I think about it for a long time, and it will never go against my wish. There is no time for a thousand kalpas, when will I come to fly? There is a saying in the Taoist scriptures, there is a spirit phoenix in the Western Weiluo Kingdom, which can transform into human form. Wang Youchang The daughter, whose name is Peiying, loves this phoenix very much. A few years later, the princess suddenly gave birth to a baby. The king thought it was weird, so he cut off the phoenix head and buried it in the long forest hill. The princess was very sad, and soon after, she gave birth to a baby. A baby girl, the baby girl was able to speak when she landed, so she was loved by the king. After that, for many years, the princess had been depressed. One day when it snowed heavily, the princess came to the long forest hill and sang a song because she was thinking of Lingfeng. Come on, maybe the song was too sad and moved the heaven and the earth, Lingfeng came back from the dead, and flew into the clouds with the princess..." Kong Lan looked at Suyu, showing a trace of surprise on her expression.

"This... senior sister also knows this story?" Suyu was quite surprised. You must know that Kong Lan usually looks ignorant and incompetent, and she would die if she copied a book. Now let me tell you this story. , It was really beyond Su Yu's expectation.

Normally, Kong Lan would have jumped up and yelled, but today, she didn't.

Kong Lan looked at Suyu quietly, and said slowly: "There is no end of time, when will you come to fly? Suyu... Could it be that she is waiting for a phoenix that can take you to the clouds?"

"Master...Senior Sister...Why do you say that?" Suyu looked extremely surprised, she repeated this sentence, but her mood was completely different.

Suyu never thought that anyone would understand her and understand her thoughts.

Suyu was born in a small town, just an ordinary woman, not to mention monks and immortals like Qionghua arriving in that kind of town in the past, even the mayor is already a rare big But that day, an immortal in blue and white robes descended from the sky and picked her at a glance, so she became Qionghua's disciple, a direct disciple of the sect master.

Transparent and intelligent as long-cherished jade, she will never be stunned by this blessing from heaven. She has always been in a state of anxiety. She doesn't believe that there is anything in this world that can be obtained without paying a price, especially Elder Qingyang. It is said that her aptitude is only above average, but she has become the head disciple.

When the two swords were given later, she finally understood that what the Qionghua faction needs is her fate, and what they need is the host of Wangshu.

The sect of Hele Anning in the past seemed to have torn off the veil covering it in an instant. The loving Elder Qingyang, the hard-spoken Elder Chongguang, the easy-going Elder Zonglian, and the majestic but loving Master, from that moment on, never again. It couldn't make her feel at ease.

Day by day, in the Qionghua sect, she only felt oppressed and suffocated. She looked forward to the day when she would be able to leave here, this terrifying sect that was already going crazy. Senior Sister Lan cares about her so much, she doesn't know if she can hold on.

Kong Lan understands Suyu's poems, because she used to do the same.It's just that the person who could take her away never appeared, and Suyu in the original book was taken away by Yun Tianqing.So Suyu and Yun Tianqing got together and gave birth to a son for him.

Kong Lan suddenly thought, did she do something wrong?

She has always respected other people's ideas and fate, but this matter, only Yun Tianhe, because she herself could not imagine the scene of Suyu being embraced by others, so selfishly replaced Yun Tianhe with the green dragon egg, this is Not wrong?

Kong Lan looked at Suyu quietly, the girl in front of her was so transparent and intelligent, but also so tenacious and stubborn, her eyes were so beautiful, reflecting her figure.

It's just that she can see her place in her eyes, she is so comfortable, so why does she want so much?

Kong Lan smiled slightly, her shallow smile was as empty as the mist in the mountains, she said: "Suyu, you will get what you want." She swore on her life, Kong Lan.

Suyu stared blankly at the smiling girl, and felt her heart beating out of rhythm for a moment.