[Comprehensive] God's joke

In Xiao's organization, Payne took a bath in the white flames and was refreshed. Just looking at the distraught expression on the other ghost's face, he asked in a low voice: "Hey, hey!"

Namikaze Minato reluctantly calmed down, showing a faint smile, and said softly: 【What? ] "Will you soon... bang!" Payne made an explosive gesture, looking at him with star eyes and a paralyzed face.

Namikaze Minato shook his head speechlessly, and Payne smiled and was also speechless.

At this moment, Nagato, who had gone through untold hardships and spent countless hours to come from the next room, suddenly knocked open the door, shouted excitedly and rushed towards the person squatting in the corner: "Yahiko!"

As soon as Payne looked up, he saw a thin and skeleton-like man suddenly pounced on him. He peed in fright and cried out with a mournful face, "Damn it! What the hell is this place! Why is there a ghost and a ghost that keep on coming?" Got it!"

Nagato hugged him and cried, "Wuuuuu Yahiko, you died so badly... I never thought I'd see you again..."

Payne danced and struggled in his arms. He was taken aback when he heard this, and looked at the bone spirit carefully: "Are you... Nagato?"

"Yeah! I'm Nagato!" Nagato shouted excitedly, patting his thigh.

Payne was stunned, hugged him and howled dryly: "Nagato! You died so badly! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Nagato didn't hear right: "Yahiko, what are you talking about? When did I die?"

Payne didn't have any tears, and hugged Nagato and howled vigorously: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Nagato It's so good that you left without knowing it! , Could it be that Akatsuki became depressed later and starved you to death? Alas, Shanjiao Yu Hanzo is a dead bastard, when he dies too, I have to deal with him..."

Nagato struggled out of his arms and said depressedly: "Yahiko, what are you talking about! Who said I'm dead?"

Payne's ear-piercing howl stopped abruptly: "You're not dead? Then why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here? This is under Akatsuki's base!"

Nagato Payne looked at each other, speechless.Half a day later, Payne turned his head crunchingly, looked tremblingly at Namikaze Minato who had been kindly drifting aside, waiting for them to finish talking, slowly raised his finger and said, "Then... who is this ghost?"

Only then did Nagato discover the small transparent children's shoes floating aside.However, Nagato is not like Payne, a guy whose face is paralyzed because of physical hardware damage. His expression is empty, more like a ghost than a person, so he looks very calm: "This is the person who was attacked in Konoha Village seven years ago. During the attack, Minato Namikaze, the fourth generation who gave his life to seal Kyuubi."

Namikaze Minato showed a smile, and nodded to the two of them in a friendly way: [Hello, I am Namikaze Minato. ] Payne moved without a trace, and slowly disappeared behind Nagato. A voice floated out from behind Nagato like a double reed: "Hello..."

Nagato: "..."

Namikaze Minato: […]

Yahiko, are you a tease invited by Kong Lan? !

After a while, the revived Yahiko... no, he is now Payne.With the help of Nagato and Namikaze Minato, Payne has sorted out a little bit of clues, and concluded with a blank expression: "Well, since I am dead, the name Yahiko should disappear, and now I am Pei En. kindness."

After a pause, he said again: "That is to say, Nagato, you were heartbroken after my death, and after listening to an old bastard's flicker, you made Akatsuki start to lead the war?"

Nagato murmured at a loss and explained his thoughts: "Let the world feel the pain, let them remember the pain of war, and they won't let war happen again... Isn't that right?"

"Then what's the difference between you and other ambitious people? You also started wars for your own desires and ambitions, so what if your purpose is great?" Payne asked.

"What are we fighting for in the first place? Let more people live! Let people in this world feel the value of being alive! So that everyone will not be displaced and important people will not be lost. Why do you come from the opposite direction? Let's do it?" Payne looked at Nagato, puzzled and disappointed.

Nagato opened and closed his mouth, unable to utter a single word.If the person who asked him was just anyone, with his persistent ego, his rebuttals would be different, but the person in front of him was Yahiko!It was Yahiko who was revived from Tendo Payne's body!

Nagato didn't doubt the authenticity of Yahiko in front of him. Tendo Payne's body is connected to his consciousness, and he can sense everything in this body, so he can recognize it in an instant if it is Yahiko, especially when Kong Lan left The scattered white flames not only restored his body to a healthy state, but also strengthened this connection a lot.

Therefore, although Nagato can't spy on Yahiko's memory, he can clearly sense his emotions, so he can easily tell whether the Yahiko in front of him is real or not.

And when facing Yahiko who has become Payne, even if Nagato's strength is more than one level stronger than him, even if he wants to, he can control Payne's body to put eighteen postures at will. In Yahiko's time, it was still as if he had returned to the past. He was silent, introverted, cowardly and had no opinion, but as long as he followed behind Yahiko, he was fearless.

So now, when facing him, Nagato can't say any sophistry...

Because he is indeed far away from Yahiko's original intention, he still intends to provoke a war in this peaceful time.

Payne stared at Nagato coldly with the same purple eyes of reincarnation, disappointed.

Namikaze Minato waved his hands awkwardly, and said with a chuckle: [Don't do this, anyway, nothing has happened yet, there should be time for changes, right?Nagato...] Nagato nodded quickly and looked straight at Payne: "I understand."

Payne was chilled by his eyes, and said speechlessly: "When did you become so hungry? What about Xiaonan? Since the Xiao organization has not closed down but has developed very well, why are you so thin? Do other people care about things? "

Nagato whispered in embarrassment: "Uh, a few years ago I didn't think I was strong enough... so I used some small...forbidden techniques..."

After a long silence, Payne's voice was so cold that it was about to drop scum: "Nagato, are you looking for death like this!!" Enraged, Payne grabbed Nagato and dragged him to the corner. He could not bear to listen to the beatings and screams coming from behind him...

Alas, Payne's temper is so hot, is it good or bad?

After Payne finished tidying up Nagato, the two of them sat down, and at the same time invited Namikaze Minato to sit over.

Minato Namikaze was very surprised to see that Nagato didn't even have the slightest injury, and then looked at Payne, and couldn't help laughing: [Pain, you are really soft-hearted, it sounds miserable, but in fact, you didn't use any force at all ...] Payne glanced at him angrily: "I am Heaven Payne, no matter what I do, I can't hurt him."

"Nagato, I'll ask Xiaonan to come back now. Let's discuss the future development path of the Akatsuki organization... Now most of the world is peaceful and stable. Isn't it what we expect? We are not afraid of war, but we can't Start a war..." Payne sighed softly.

Nagato nodded and said, "Okay. What about Uchiha Madara who is working with us?"

"Uchiha Madara...huh!" Payne snorted coldly as if disdainful, but his face was as hard as a rock, so he didn't succeed.In the end, he could only say with a depressed face: "How old would this old guy be if he lived to this day? He can still run around with such agile legs and feet? I guess the Uchiha family is not Uchiha Madara at all, but I don’t know where the junior came out and pretended to be. Otherwise, with Uchiha Madara’s means, wouldn’t the Akatsuki organization become his pocket? But the mind of this junior should not be underestimated... wolf ambition.”

"Okay, then stop barking." Nagato immediately put down the message in his hand when he heard this, and sat down obediently.

"Fourth Hokage, do you know who the person pretending to be Uchiha Madara is? As a ghost, you should be the easiest to inquire about the news." Payne turned to Namikaze Minato and asked.

Think about it, the only pair of eyes of reincarnation in this world is on his brother, and he has eyes of reincarnation because he died, and the reason why his body was made into Heavenly Dao Payne and somehow came back to life, that is to say, in this world Those who can see Namikaze Minato are the two of them, and the Uchiha family will definitely not be able to see it.

[I do know who he is. 】Namikaze Minato nodded slightly, with a wry smile on his face: 【But I'm very sorry, I can't tell you his real identity. ] "No need to tell." Payne couldn't tell at all that he was so scared of ghosts that he wanted to drill under the bed just now. People are impressed.

"If you say that, I'm sure, he is indeed not Uchiha Madara." Payne just cheated on Namikaze Minato just now. How can he be so amazing, the memory of that "Uchiha Madara" is intermittent. , can analyze whether the other party is a counterfeit?

Payne nodded slightly: "As long as it's not the ninja who is on par with Konoha's first generation...others, I Mi...cough, where is Payne? Even Uchiha Madara is just more accumulated than me. Chakra who has been chakra for so many years, hmph! If he dares to come to our door and gesticulate fists, he will be killed!"

The indescribable arrogance made Payne look so dazzling.

"Yahiko..." Nagato looked at Payne in a daze. He seemed to see once again when the three of them were struggling to survive in the war when the three of them were young. look, lead them to go forward... keep going, survive...

Nagato felt like tears were about to come down.

but.

Because of a loud bang, the beauty kicked in the door and made her debut.

"Nagato! Are you in good health?" An excited voice came out of the beauty's mouth, and she rushed forward, eagerly scanning Nagato's whole body, almost sobbing.

Payne couldn't help standing up, slightly stretched out a hand towards the person coming, and murmured uncertainly: "Xiao Nan...?"

Not only Nagato has changed, but even Konan has changed.When Payne himself died, Nagato was not a bone spirit, and Xiaonan was not the mature and beautiful woman in front of him now. Nagato and Xiaonan were still children at that time.

"Nagato, what's the matter?" Xiao Nan didn't know that it was Yahiko who was in Payne's body now, and thought it was Nagato who was so entangled by him that he couldn't open his mouth to let Payn speak, so he quickly backed away a little.

"Xiao Nan... yes, it's me! I'm... Yahiko, do you still remember me?" Payne's eyes flickered faintly, and although his voice was extremely flat, he could still hear a slight tremor in it.

"Yahiko..." Xiaonan turned her head in disbelief, and she saw Payne's nail-biting face. She was stunned for a moment, smiled bitterly, and turned to look at Nagato, holding back her grief, and said in a low voice: "Nagato... Yahiko already... don't lie to yourself like this..."

Nagato couldn't laugh or cry: "Xiaonan, you..."

"No, needless to say, I understand." Xiaonan closed her beautiful eyes slightly, with crystal tears sliding down from the corners of her eyes, and said softly: "Nagato, don't be immersed in hallucinations...he is just Heaven Payne, not Yahiko ah……"

"Xiao Nan?" Payne was so depressed that he patted Xiao Nan on the shoulder and said expressionlessly: "Xiao Nan, I confessed to you the night before the war started, and you punched me instead..."

"Nagato!!! When did you know!!" Xiao Nan screamed in shock, Nagato blinked his reincarnation eyes innocently, shook his head and said purely: "I don't know~!"

"I said it, I'm Yahiko." Payne pointed at the tip of his nose, tried to smile, and said softly, "I'm resurrected."

Xiao Nan stayed there in disbelief, staring at Payne in a daze, unable to say a word.

Nagato looked to the left, Xiaonan had a bewildered expression on his face.

Nagato looked to the right, Payne... Well, that expression doesn't matter.

After waiting for a long time, Nagato didn't wait for the next step, he couldn't help shaking his head slightly, and reminded Xiao Nan softly, "Hurry up and give her a hug..."

Xiaonan burst into tears, and suddenly threw herself into Yahiko's arms, hugged him tightly, and cried loudly.

Nagato strolled out of the room with his hands behind his back, not forgetting to take away the embarrassing Namakaze Minato who kept floating towards the corner, and carefully closed the door for the two of them.

The door cut off the sound inside, and Nagato's expression when facing Payne suddenly softened, and when he turned around, he had already turned into a very gloomy and hostile look.

"The debt Konoha owed in the past, Yahiko is alive now, I can write it off." Nagato lowered his voice, and said word by word: "However, Danzo must be punished!"