[Comprehensive] God's joke

Kong Lan flapped his wings twice, looked back at the Kaguya clan's clan, the ghost of Namikaze Minato complained with a helpless and gentle smile: 【What an uncute child, leaving me alone like this! Something over there... But that's space ninjutsu, right?She is really getting stronger... Fortunately, such an existence is very kind in heart, otherwise Konoha might be in danger...] Jun Malu stayed for a while, looking at everything around him in surprise: "I... I `m coming out?"

"Yeah." Kong Lan looked up at him, smiled and rolled her eyes: "Congratulations on your freedom~! As a companion and family member, let me introduce myself. My current name is Uzumaki White Feather, and I live in Konoha, the Land of Fire Village, there is also a very cute younger brother named Uzumaki Naruto.”

"Uzumaki White Feather? Uzumaki... Naruto?" Jun Malu murmured and repeated each word, as if wanting to engrave the name in his heart. After a while, he said, "Master Uzumaki White Feather...my name is Hui Yakunomaro, please allow me...to be your tool, my lord! I am willing to give everything for your goal..."

"...Hahahahahaha, it feels so embarrassing to be confessed..." Kong Lan covered her face shyly, Namikaze Minato fell to the ground with twitching corners of her mouth, and couldn't bear to look directly at her, Jun Ma Lu looked at her innocently .

After being mad for a while, Kong Lan grasped the rationality of flying out of the sky, straightened his face and said: "Jun Malu, it's better not to say that kind of thing..."

"Why?! Sir, don't you want me?!"

"I haven't finished yet! What are you talking about!" Kong Lan slapped Jun Malu on the forehead with a chestnut. Jun Malu looked strange and dazed, and he touched his forehead lightly and fell silent.

"Things like tools can be thrown away when they are useless, but family members are for a lifetime. Which one do you think you would like to do?" The simple and rude words gave Junma Lu a choice.

In fact, this word is indeed more effective than any persuasion.

"...Family?" Jun Malu muttered, "I... can do it too?"

"Naturally." Kong Lan affirmed without hesitation, with a smile on his face, and shook his hand: "Then Jun Malu is willing to be my family?"

"...OK." If that's what you expected.

Kong Lan took Jun Ma Lu to fly in the air, looking for the negative power of Nine Tails. Jun Ma Lu excitedly looked at the white clouds drifting around, and said loudly: "Master Bai Yu, are you... are you a god?"

"...Jun Malu, don't call me your lord!" Kong Lan was in a daze for a moment, then looked back at Jun Malu who was protected by her nine tails curled into a barrel, and replied with a big smile: "No! I'm actually a monster!"

"monster?"

"Are you afraid~!"

"No! No matter what Master Baiyu is, Junmaro will follow him!"

Kong Lan was helpless: "Jun Malu, you already told me not to call me an adult."

"Okay, Lord Baiyu!"

"It's not Master Bai Yu, it's Bai Yu!"

"Yes, Master Bai Yu!"

"%#...￥%..."

After arguing all the way, neither Kong Lan nor Jun Ma Lu could come to a conclusion.

The negative power of Nine Tails is in this city. Kong Lan folded her wings, and her whole body became black-haired and black-eyed. Then her height grew, and she gradually turned into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl. .

The child looks cute at best, but the beauty of Kong Lan, who has grown up, is absolutely beyond doubt.

Namikaze Minato and Junmaro, one big one, one small one, one ghost, all stared dumbfounded.

Kong Lan lowered her head and looked down at the young Jun Ma Lu who was looking up at her, and finally couldn't help laughing wildly with her hips on her hips: "Hahahahahaha! It's still such a height and my heart, the little brat is too annoying... ..."

Well... She once again succeeded in making two people who were amazed by her beauty feel like idiots.

"Where did the snake spirit disease come from? If you don't go to the city, don't get stuck here!"

"Yeah, it's blocking the people behind from entering the city..."

"Laughing so horribly, there must be something wrong, stay away from her..."

……

"You guys, damn it." Jun Malu turned to face those people, his expressionless face was about to pull out his bones, Kong Lan quickly hugged him in his arms, and walked into the city quickly.

Although she was very touched by Jun Malu's support of her heart, this style of killing people at every turn is still too stressful.

Sure enough, there is a long way to go to teach Jun Malu to become a good boy with integrity, kindness and enthusiasm~!

Kyuubi's negative power is actually attached to a piece of kunai, which was snatched and snatched by several children to play with. Kong Lan vaguely understood when he heard Mr. Lingbofeng exclaiming [Flying Thunder God Kunai] behind him, Why did the power of Nine Tails travel thousands of miles to the city of the Land of Water?

Maybe it was the spatial turbulence that was triggered at that time.

But having said that, the entire country of water is shrouded in a depressing atmosphere, and Kong Lan doesn't want to stay here for a long time at all.

The thought of flying back to Konoha overnight was dismissed when Junmaro's stomach growled behind him.

"...I'm sorry, Lord Baiyu, I didn't hold back." Jun Malu lowered his head in shame.

Kong Lan silently looked down at the two blushes floating on Jun Malu's paralyzed face, rubbed her head, which was not as high as her waist now, and said with a smile, "Okay! Let's find a hotel now. Have a good meal and sleep again! I will return to Konoha tomorrow."

In fact, Soran said that he would take Mizumugetsu away with him. It was really just a random thought. The living allowances for her and Naruto were only a little, and her own life was barely affluent. Add a six-year-old Jun In fact, Maro is already a bit choked up, if there is another Shui Mu Yue Bai, I am afraid that several children will be starved to death.

But what should we do if we meet on the road?

Kong Lan looked at the child who was almost frozen to death in a thin and worn shirt and a pair of thin trousers under the year-round icy snow in the Land of Water, her pure black eyes seemed to have nothing at all. polluted by any haze.

The boy with a dirty face was curled up on the side of the road, when Kong Lan stopped to look at him, he stared back for a long time in a daze, and smiled, a pure and beautiful smile like snow, seemed to be able to wipe away all the dust in people's hearts.

"Big sister, your eyes are the same as mine."

……

Kong Lan put her head on the table weakly, in front of her was a white-haired, blue-eyed, paralyzed child, and another black-haired, black-eyed, gentle smiling child, who were eating quietly and gracefully.

She finally picked up Minazukishiro back.

I really have to admit that Bai and Naruto's smiling face have the same power to infect people's hearts, but the former's smile is like moonlight, pure and gentle, as if people have found a harbor for rest and relaxation; while Naruto's The smiling face is like sunshine, brilliant and dazzling, always containing hope and vitality, which is convincing.

——Now that she has collected all of Sun and Moon, can you give me a discount instead of directly summoning Shenlong to make a wish so that she can suddenly get wealth that is incomparable to the world?Even if she is really kind and wants to adopt a child, she can only go hungry if she has no money!

The landlord’s family doesn’t have any food left, does it?

"Master Bai Yu, why don't you eat? I've already eaten." Bai Yu looked at her worriedly.

Bai was actually a little worried, because after Kong Lan picked him up, his face became very painful and terrifying. Bai thought that he was not liked by others, and he really hoped that he could satisfy the adults in front of him.

"Master Baiyu..." Jun Malu was also a little at a loss, and after calling out, he fell silent.

Kong Lan looked up at the two worried and frightened children in front of her, and suddenly realized that her emotions had completely hurt them who were sensitive because of what they had been through.

Kong Lan suddenly slapped the table and looked at the two children with a serious face: "I just made a very difficult decision."

Both Jun Malu and Bai trembled slightly, and the sharp gaze made them unbearable, and they even thought that they were about to be abandoned in a trance.

"I've decided..." Kong Lan said slowly with a serious face.

Jun Malu lowered his eyes slightly, Bai's smile became sad, they were all waiting for Kong Lan's opening.

"When I get back to Konoha, I'll eat and drink with my grandfather of the third generation! Hahahahaha, I'm such a genius~~!" Kong Lan clapped her hands and giggled.

"..."

The young Jun Malu and Bai still don't know their mood at the moment, so they are called Ji Lei speechless.

Junmalu and Bai fell asleep after eating, drinking, washing up and taking a nap. Konglan still maintained the form of an adult, sitting beside the two children, slowly thinking about the problems after going back.

Just pretending to be stupid was just to reassure the two children. Since she decided to take care of the two of them, how could she discard them?

It's just that a penny can't beat a hero, and Konglan is just a three-year-old child in the eyes of Konoha's people. If there is too much money from unknown sources, he will definitely be targeted by someone who wants to, not to mention Junmaro and Bai. Even if Konoha's people were soft-hearted for three generations, they would not let two children of unknown origin enter the village at this time.

What happened to Kyuubi was only three years ago, not ten years ago, and Muye Village did not lack the vigilance it should have.

Money, identity, the residence of the two children, and education, these problems made Kong Lan, who is not good at thinking, have a big head.

【Sigh... why are you so kind, there are so many orphans in the Land of Water, do you still want to adopt them all? 】Namikaze Minato felt sorry for her entanglement, slowly floated over and said softly.

【Speaking of which, I can still remember very clearly that when Kyuubi attacked Konoha, you appeared with white flames all over the sky, and revived a whole village...and then became a child because of this technique loss?And now this is what you look like in human form. ] Namikaze Minato thought that Lan could not see him, so he moved closer to her face and observed her carefully.

Her breathing is shallower and longer than that of ordinary people. If she was not close enough to feel the slight wind blowing by, Namikaze Minato might not have thought that the person in front of her was actually panting.

Her eyes are very clear and bright, and when she smiles, they will shine like broken stars, beautiful like crystals, but she often stares her eyes round and round like a hamster, which is stupid , and she is cute, extremely clean and clear, but people will ignore her appearance, in fact, she is also a bit seductive.

The eyebrows are curved and slender, drawing a beautiful arc, revealing a three-point indifference, the end of the eyes is raised, the eyes are slender, the pupils are as big and pure as a child, the eyelashes are long, but not curled enough, It's not thick enough, but it's like a tulle covering the eyelids, with an upward arc bent at the end, which often covers the expression in her eyes, making it difficult for people to see clearly.

Her nose is small and straight, but the nose shape is quite rigid for a woman. It can be seen that she has a firm heart. Her small lips are slightly thinner, the corners of her mouth are naturally slightly raised, and her lower lip is always slightly pursed, like She is enduring something, but trying her best not to show herself, her face is slightly shallow, and her lips are clearly lined.

Her face is small, with a smooth forehead, slightly plump cheeks, a graceful and soft jawline, and a slightly pointed chin. Her entire face looks flawless.

Maybe her facial features are not all perfect, but they just combined into a face that people can't take their eyes off at all.At this moment, she looks thoughtful, with a dazzling cold light flowing from her slightly squinted eyes, pure and sharp as a polished ice arrow, and her whole person has an unimaginable aura.

What if this appearance changed into that white-winged fox-eared, white-haired and golden-eyed one?

Namikaze Minato looked at her fascinated, unaware that he was getting too close.

【Speaking of which, you are really beautiful...】 Namakaze Minato murmured, getting closer, the tips of his noses almost touching.

Kong Lan suddenly hooked her lips into a smile, leaned back slightly on the bedpost, closed her eyes and began to rest.

Namikaze Minato suddenly woke up, flustered and fluttered back a little, a thin blush floated on his fair and handsome face, and disappeared from the room after a while.

Kong Lan's eyes opened slightly, and when she realized that she couldn't see the blond male ghost, she breathed out silently, relaxed and closed her eyes to rest.

The one who was so close just now was too dangerous, she couldn't guarantee that her expression was flawless, and she couldn't guarantee that Minato Namikaze would have a brain twitch and bump into him suddenly—she could touch Minato Namikaze.

At that time, she could see that the matter of being able to touch Namikaze Minato was exposed, and it would be embarrassing for two people who were so close, so Kong Lan silently buried this matter in her heart, and let it quickly drift away with the strong wind Let's go~!

...But this time she came out and did not find the god of death. The day when the system will be restored is nowhere in sight. Without the positioning of the system, she will not be able to find Xiansi's world among the countless small worlds.

If she had known that she would wear it, she would not have cleaned the traces of soul energy until she lost all her breath. In that case, she would be able to do it now if she wanted to wear it back.

Really, it's been three years, and her son has already been born, right?I don't know what Qionghua has become, whether Junior Brother Xuanxiao has been frozen, whether there is any problem with Changqin staying in his new body, and whether Yun Tianqing, who is full of hope, will be trapped by the cold air. body?

Kong Lan misses it all the time.