i am a kitten

Speaking of Miao Xian's live broadcast, it's really unique.

Other cat slave live broadcasts, whether they like to share or for profit, at least run it, and always express your gratitude for sending you flowers, cars and yachts.Do you still have to interact with netizens from time to time?

Miao Xian's live broadcast is not.

Since changing to a flat panel, it has been fixed on the opposite side of the cat's nest forever, and it has never changed the slightest angle for more than a month, never!The cat's nest is at the corner of the two walls, which means that there is nothing in the picture except the cat's nest and the wall, oh, and there is half a cat climbing frame.

The tablet is set to automatically switch on and off, and automatically log in to the software of the live broadcast software.The broadcast starts at a fixed time from 9:11 am to [-]:[-] am every day, regardless of whether there are cats in the cat litter at that time!Yes, live broadcast even when there are no cats!That's how willful it is!

And there are always only cats in the picture, only cats can be seen.The fans who came later can only describe the voice and smile of the "stupid master" from the mouths of old fans.

But what attracts people to Miao Xian's live broadcast is not these fresh and refined settings, but——

#Every time I open the live broadcast, I see cute cats watching how I break! #

The gray-blue kitten at the other end of the video seems to be very curious about himself in the video. Basically, as long as there is a cat, he will squat in front of the screen. He won’t need to be cute to win people’s hearts, because he is good cute!

Not to mention that there are five or six cats in the background. From time to time, a few cats interact with each other, and the picture is simply poisonous.

Miao Xian also used some tricks, such as revealing a tail and a paw in the camera, making the half-covered person feel itchy.

Or suddenly get close to the camera, open your mouth wide, and startle the netizens.

All in all, Miao Xian has a lot of tricks. Even if no one is running it, he still has a firm foothold on the live broadcast platform and has more and more regular fans.

It has to be said that in terms of making money, Miao Xian is considered a leader among cats.

After being buried for another week, Miao Xian couldn't take it anymore, he had to take a bath.

It is best not to take a bath for kittens, as they are prone to catch cold, not to mention lower immunity, and get sick easily.If you use a shower gel, it is easy to wash off the smell so that the big cat does not recognize it.

The masters planned to let him take a bath until he was half a year old, and usually just wiped him with a towel, which obviously couldn't meet Miao Xian's needs.

In order to express his meaning, Miao Xian followed the male master when he was taking a bath.

"What are you doing next? Do you want to wash too?" the host said while bending over to touch his head.

Not surprisingly, the little guy turned his head aside in resistance.

These kittens, which are not much bigger than a slap, are relatively timid, and will run into the nest when there is any movement.

But after getting along for such a long time, they will basically not resist the touching of the husband and wife, but this one, every time he touches him, he has a face of resistance and disgust.

The more he behaves like this, the more people want to tease him.

The male master teased him again, and Miao Xian pawed impatiently, leaving a few white marks on his hand.

The male host laughed and didn't care.Seeing Miao Xian insisting on going to the bathroom, she let him in.

The man poured water into the bathtub, and when he poured a shallow layer, Miao Xian kept meowing, glanced at the host, and then stared at the bathtub.

The hostess picked him up and said, "You really need to wash."

He tried to put Miao Xian into the bathtub without taking his hands off, ready to appease the frightened cat at any time.

The water barely covered Miao Xian's paws, he felt the temperature of the water, it was neither hot nor cold, he took the initiative to walk out from the master's hands, lay down in the water, rolled again, his whole body was wet.He simply lay on his back in the water, closed his eyes and took a leisurely bath.

As for the fact that this indecent and ugly appearance is seen by the male host, it doesn't matter, just look at it, since everyone is straight anyway.

Miao Xian heard the sound of opening and closing the door, the master went out and came back again.A shadow fell overhead, and it felt as if the light was blocked.Opening his eyes, he saw a corpse in the water above his head staring at him.

He turned over with a yelp in fright, quickly retreated to the side of the bathtub, put on a posture and let out a low drink.

The male host let out a burst of magical "hahahaha", the tablet he held in his hand was shaking up and down, and there was a wet fur clown cat still in shock on the screen.The figure of the clown cat was almost covered by the barrage.

Horse eggs!Grandpa was exposed to bath photos!The horse eggs are still live-streamed!Grandpa was also frightened by his bath photo...

A hundred grass mud horses are not enough to describe his mood.

This is a proper black history.

Miao Xian was quite unhappy, but he couldn't do anything except stare at the host.He simply broke the jar, lay down again, closed his eyes, and refused to talk to the man who made a grimace.

The host finally had enough fun, turned off the tablet, and started to give Miao Xian a bath.He's not going to use body wash, so there's less chance of the smell going away.

Miao Xian refused, and scratched him many times very unceremoniously.

The hostess finally knew that he was angry, so he smiled and called the hostess.

The hostess smiled bluntly when she understood the whole story, and then gave Miao Xian a bath.

Miao Xian blushed a little and accepted the kindness of the hostess, alas, after all, the hostess is still a beauty~

After washing, the hostess wrapped Miao Xian in a big towel with only two eyes exposed, carried him out of the bathroom, and kept boasting to the host how obedient and cooperative he was, without struggling at all, and not afraid of water.

Miao Xian puffed out her chest in the towel, accepting the compliment calmly.

The towel had almost absorbed the water, and Miao Xian enjoyed the comfort of the hair dryer.

The hostess turned the wind to the minimum, and the soft wind blew on him warmly, warming his young heart that was hurt (taken by the storm).

The hostess was blowing halfway, and when she had something to leave, she gave the hair dryer to the hostess.

The male owner took the hair dryer and was about to blow the air for the boss, when he saw the kitten, who was just about to ascend to heaven, opened his eyes and looked at him with suspicious eyes.

The male owner nodded his head: "What kind of expression do you have, anyway, I am also a senior cat slave, and my hair-blowing skills are no worse than those of pet shops."

Knowing that you are a cat slave, you just laughed at your master and broadcast your master's embarrassment live, are you worthy of your status?Are you sorry for your master!

Miao Xian got down on the ground again angrily, and when I grow up, I have to take the one Buddha who ascended to heaven and the two Buddhas you tossed about out of my body.

The male owner is indeed worthy of his title as a senior cat slave, his skills are better than the female owner's, and every hair is blown to be full of energy.

Miao Xian fell asleep comfortably.

It was midnight when I woke up.

In the cat's litter is the sound of the cubs' breathing, and the occasional sleep talk.

Lulu was squatting by the window, looking out of the window intently, obviously wanting to go out.

Miao Xian stretched his waist and passed slowly.

There was a small window on the lower side of the window, just big enough for a cat to pass through.The wall outside the window is scattered air-conditioning boxes, one small window is usually open, and Lulu steps on these air-conditioning boxes to get up.

But now it is closed, probably because some kittens are afraid of falling.

Lulu looked outside for a while, then walked over to the small window, pawing at the window handle with her paws, and then walked away without gaining anything.After a while, come back and turn around.

Counting the time, Lulu has been detained in the house for a month.Don't talk about Lulu who loves to move, but Miao Xian, who eats and sleeps, is almost growing hair.

Miao Xian went over, patted the window handle, and let out a soft cry.

Lulu came over to look at him, looked at the handle, touched it with her paw, then tilted her head and looked at him puzzled.

How do you tell a cat to turn the window handle up?

Miao Xian stepped back and straightened, pushing the handle with her two front paws as hard as she could.

Lulu looked at it for a long time, stepped forward a little hesitantly, and tentatively pushed the handle, but didn't push it.

Miao Xian continued to push the handle.

Lulu looked at it for a while, then pawed again.This time I used a little more strength, and Miao Xian pushed harder, and moved my hand a little.Pull it again, and move the handle again.

Lulu's eyes lit up instantly, and her green eyes, which glow green at night, were almost piercing.It first pulled Miao Xianpa aside.

——This is a typical use-and-throw.

The handle was tight at the beginning, but after pulling it away a little, it became easier. After a while, the handle was tilted to the other side, and the small window opened a crack.

With a hook of Lulu's paw, she easily opened the window and jumped out. The movement was swift and coherent.He didn't even take a look back at Miao Xian.

snort!Sure enough, cats do their own thing like this.

Miao Xian moved to the window, the moon was shining brightly outside the window.It's summer, and the nights are much cooler than the heat waves during the day.

People also want to go out for a walk!

The last time I went out was to get an injection. At that time, I was so exhausted that I couldn't be in the mood to look outside.

Miao Xian closed the small window unhappily, and pressed the handle.Now it will be very easy to open the small window from the inside, but from the outside, heh ╭(╯^╰)╮

When it was daylight, Lulu, who had been wandering around all night, came back, poked the small window several times but couldn't open it, and said with a dazed expression, "I was locked out!".

Miao Xian felt refreshed and ran to open the window.

Lulu came in and licked him twice, unaware that it was her cub who shut him out.

Miao Xian suddenly felt that he was so bored that he actually bullied a cat, especially this cat was a biological mother.

There is still a little guilt in rushing.

Now that the kitten can eat, it takes time to prepare the food.The male owner bought a timing automatic feeding machine, shaped like a water dispenser, with a big bucket for cat food on top and a big bowl on the bottom.After the timer is turned on, the cat food will fall automatically.

The kittens were very interested, thinking about it hesitantly, and a little scared.Lulu observed for a while, then suddenly jumped forward and threw the feeding machine down.

Fortunately, there is no cat food in the cat bowl, otherwise it would have to be scattered all over the ground.

The male owner hurriedly supported the feeding machine and pressed the button to drop the cat food.

This time Lulu was no longer hostile, she lowered her head and started eating.

After using the automatic feeding machine for a few days, the male owner bought an automatic water dispenser. These two machines are very convenient.

It seems that this turned on a certain switch on the male owner, and a sweeping robot was mailed back within a few days.This sweeping robot aroused great enthusiasm for Lulu, who squatted on the robot and could not get off.The big disc-like robot kept cleaning, and when turning a corner, Lulu became very excited, completely turning the robot into her own car, and even Miao Xian, who was trying to climb up to try, was pushed aside mercilessly .

Miao Xian looked greedily at the robot, then at the host, then at the robot, then at the host, then at the robot, and then stared at the host without moving.

Male host: "..." Alright!Buy buy buy!