i am a kitten

The male owner bought another sweeping robot. The previous one was white, but this one is black, which is more in line with Miao Xian's aesthetics.

The two robots are driven together, and two cats, one big and one small, are squatting on them. The picture is interesting no matter how you look at it.

Especially when the live broadcast was on, there was no cat in the cat bed, but there was a buzzing sound from far to near. After a while, a robot carrying a cat appeared in front of the camera, making a slow turn in the corner, which was regarded as a cat. took a 360° close-up, and then left the camera abruptly.

Greedy fans can't wait to buy a robot vacuum cleaner and come back to play.

Ever since Lulu learned the skill of opening small windows, she has never been restrained at night. She sleeps lazily during the day, eats and feeds her baby, and runs out for a walk energetically at night, only coming back in the early hours of the morning.

Miao Xian really wanted to install a JPS to see where it went for a walk at night.

——I won’t be catching mice…

The more Miao Xian thought about it, the more likely it was, and decided to keep a distance from the cat.

——This guy has no self-consciousness about being a cat at all.

Both the masters are very busy with their jobs. The female master only has two days off in a month, and the male master is about the same, so they seldom make cat food by hand. In the past month or so, Lulu has eaten fish and rice bowl only once.

Miao Xian just ate cat food.

The kitten’s cat food is small and easy to digest. His siblings still don’t like cat food very much, so the male owner softens it with milk for them to eat.

Miao Xian despises it, I can eat cat food completely, okay!

On this day, the host brought back a cooked fish, steamed.After being tortured by plastic bags, the appearance is very bad. Those who lack salt and oil will lose their appetite at first glance.

Lulu smelled it but happily started to eat it.

The kitten on the side also tried to eat.

The male host was puzzled and said, "Boss, why don't you eat it? Don't worry, you won't have diarrhea if you eat less."

Hehe, the color, fragrance and taste are all untouched, so you have the nerve to let me eat this kind of dish.

Miao Xian gave him a disdainful look, turned around and jumped on the sofa to watch TV.

This is Miao Xian's new hobby after jumping on the sofa. Every day when the masters go to work, he turns on the TV and watches with relish.The kitten's paws are more flexible in pressing the remote control buttons.And there will be no traces on the TV, as long as you turn off the TV half an hour before the owner comes back, let the TV automatically dissipate heat.

When he watched TV, the volume was still low, anyway, cat ears have good hearing.Watch the news every day and stay out of touch with society.

Other cats are not interested in TV, so if you have time to watch TV, it is better to play.Staring at boring people on TV is a waste of life.

Sanmao walked past him with short legs, and just slapped her tail on Miao Xian's face.

Miao Xian was really fascinated by watching a criminal investigation channel, so he endured it.

After a while, Si Mao came over to play with his tail, and San Mao also came back to join in the fun, treating him as a prey and pounced on Miao Xian.Such a big cat couldn't control its proportions when playing with it, and its fangs bit Miao Xian's ear, which hurt Miao Xian's bite.

Miao Xian became angry.

When the cat can be hugged and played with, it is cute, and when the cat is your age, it is Jurassic Park.

If the cat doesn't show off its power, you treat me as a toy cat!

Miao Xian immediately went into berserk mode, throwing Sanmao down, and then throwing Simao down.The other three kittens saw it and happily rushed over to join the melee.Seeing that his posture was wrong, Miao Xian took the initiative to attack, knocking down two, five, and six who ran over one by one.Then he ran wildly, chasing the five kittens from east to west, and from west to north.

Lulu sleeps peacefully on the highest platform of the cat climbing frame. The kitten can't come up here, so it can sleep peacefully.He glanced lazily at the lively kittens below, then closed his eyes lazily.

Kittens practice hunting skills in play, and following prey is their instinct.They quickly mastered a lot of skills, and they became more active, playing and fighting while eating and drinking.Food was scattered everywhere.

Just like children who are seven or eight years old hate dogs, as the kittens grow up, they also hate cats. This cat refers to Miao Xian.

5 kittens are as capable of causing trouble as an adult husky.Not to mention grabbing curtains, sofas and carpets.

They are keen to climb everything they can, especially on cabinets and tables, but they have not yet mastered the skills of walking among a pile of debris on the table without bumping into the next one.And Lulu, who has mastered this skill, has no idea of ​​teaching kittens at all. Perhaps in her mind, practice is the best teacher.

Comparing these troublemakers, Miao Xian became the most obedient one.

It didn't take long for Miao Xian to discover that Ermao Sanmao had already climbed to the third platform of the cat climbing frame.Miao Xian went up to try, but sadly found that he could only climb to the second platform.

God!My position as the boss will be lost!

Miao Xian's sense of crisis is rising, but it may be that as a cat, he can be infinitely lazy, so procrastination occurs.

It's okay, these skills will be fine when I grow up, just practice a little bit.

You see, I also work hard. I even watch the animal world when I watch TV.

The ambitious baby cat who was still drinking milk has now become the lazy uncle's child cat.

The schedule of the kittens is similar to that of Lulu, they sleep more during the day and are more active at night.At night, Lulu sometimes stays at home to play with the kittens.This process of playing is the process of teaching.

As for Miao Xian, he watches TV during the day and thinks about life, and spends more time sleeping at night.This caused him to sleep many times during Lulu's "class".

And he underestimated the kitten's learning speed.

While watching TV, Miao Xian was jumped by a few kittens who came over suddenly.Miao Xianhuo resisted, but was shocked to find that he couldn't beat them.The size and strength advantages brought by baby cats become negligible as everyone grows up. Kittens who tap their instincts have almost engraved their hunting skills in their bones, while Miao Xian, who has the burden of human thoughts, is more used to using his brain.

So the result was obvious, Miao Xian was pushed down from the position of boss.It was Lulu who came over in time and separated the kittens who were huddled together.

The sad and aggrieved Miao Xian was looking at the opposite residential building from the window and thinking about life.

who I am?where am I?What is my pursuit?

Miao Xian learned from the painful experience and got up wherever he fell.He didn't rush to play with Lulu, but watched the military channel, where the police dog training was playing.Miao Xian thinks that learning from Lulu can only equalize with his younger brothers and sisters. When he improves, his younger brothers and sisters also improve.If you want to surpass, you must train systematically.

——It’s just that Miao Xian, are you sure that your cat will look like a dog after learning it?

Miao Xian made a plan for himself, not to mention physical strength, but also to develop momentum.

Practicing expressions on the tablet, firstly, the tablet can be used like a mirror, and secondly, it is also a means to attract fans.

He doesn't know how many facial nerves a cat has, but he can control most of the facial muscles, and it feels natural to make some expressions.It's just that the expression is not easy to express when Mao Mao is in the way.For example, surprise and shock, if you only look at the upper half of the face, the difference is only the size of the eyes.It is not like a human face at all, and it can express rich emotions close to the eyes and skin without the assistance of the mouth.

Miao Xian wanted to make a fierce expression, but no matter how he mobilized the muscles on his face, he felt cute. Well, a creature like a cat is cute even if it doesn't have any expressions.

Fan Yishui's "Mengmengmeng, Hahaha, 666" video, the kitten with changing expressions is simply the king of the cat world, this expression does not need to be modified, the screenshot is the expression pack.

The practice of expression is not accomplished overnight, just like the actor also needs to practice constantly in front of the mirror.

Miao Xian practiced for a while, and then began to practice calling again.

First there was a soft meow, and then a loud cry. The cry became more and more weird, like a woman crying loudly. The shocked fans were covered in white sweat.After barking for a while, it went to drink saliva. After all, he is still a child cat, so he must protect his throat.

【I rub it, this is the scream of a ghost (○o○)】

[My ears can't take it anymore, what is the little blue hair doing? (I have to turn down the voice)]

[Little blue hair is stimulated by something, my god, I almost spit out a sip of water just now, my dog ​​was scared and hid in the sofa, and now it can't get out]

【Does your dog know if the upstairs has a dog or a cat?】

[Xiao Lanmao must be holding a concert. This small movement has a very strong personal style. I suggest that it can be used as the background music of ghost movies]

……

[I'm back, I'm back, don't you want to keep shouting, I'm about to turn black after this news]

[I'm sure it left the screen just now to drink water, and there is a little water on its beard!so cute】

[I have a hunch that today's live broadcast will not be good (╥╯^╰╥)】

Xiaolanmao is the name given to Miao Xian by Maowo fans, because his gray-blue fur has a very special color, and the breed is not a blue cat. It should be a coincidence after multiple generations of native cats crossed.So it's called Little Blue Hair.

The fans guessed right, and their ears were poisoned for the rest of the broadcast.However, Xiao Lanmao's expression is so serious, and after listening to it for a long time, he still has a different feeling.Fans finally know that not only looks, but also voices are ugly and cute.

Fortunately, Miao Xian controlled the volume, otherwise the neighbor would have knocked on the door earlier.

After the live broadcast, Miao Xian also felt hungry, went to drink some water, and ate some cat food.Looking up, Lulu was still sleeping on the cat climbing frame, but there was not a single kitten on the ground.

Taking a closer look, there are several pairs of shining eyes staring at him in the dark place under the sofa.

Miao Xian took two steps curiously, but those eyes backed away.

Miao Xian thought about it, these little guys were scared.

Usually, when Miao Xian was live broadcasting, these little guys would come over curiously to tease her, and then leave after losing interest.I just said why there is no cat interaction in today's live broadcast, it turned out to be because I was scared.

Miao Xian felt sorry for the kittens for a while, and then he was elated. It's right to be afraid, let you challenge my boss's authority.Even if my force value is not enough, I will still deter you!

After being proud and spurning himself, they all degenerate into bullying cats.

Miao Xian trains himself diligently every day. Sure enough, the planned training is more effective. He still has a lot of time to lazily watch TV every day, but his hunting skills have improved by leaps and bounds, catching up with his younger siblings.

Especially the terrible cry he practiced every day has completely established his position as the boss.

On the Internet that he doesn't pay attention to, his emoticons have become popular, and his terrible cry has become a ringtone for pranks.

One day, a news program broadcast a video of him practicing emoticons, and it wasn't until then that he realized that he had become a little internet celebrity cat.