i am a kitten

As the kittens' jumping ability is getting stronger and stronger, the house can no longer hold them, and they want to go to the sky with their wings.

The host has to clean up the house every day after work, picking up the knocked things one by one, putting away the things that can be put away, and putting the things that cannot be put away against the wall.Kittens are not very used to using cat litter. Occasionally, a puddle of suspicious liquid will be found in some places, and sometimes it is still dry.

The hostess is also constantly busy. As time goes by, the cats' troubles gradually increase, and housework has become a contradiction between the two.

Miao Xian saw that something was wrong. If this trend continues, they are very likely to be separated!This group of little saboteurs must be restrained. He doesn't understand cat training, but he still understands the word conditioned reflex.If you can't do it meticulously, then do it simply and rudely.

Miao Xian started a vigorous fire fighting campaign, and Er Mao was slapped with his paw just as he was about to grab the curtain.San Mao hooked the cup on the cabinet and was dragged away by biting his tail.Si Mao scattered cat food everywhere, Miao Xian beat him up and had to clean up the cat food.Fifty cents pee everywhere, this must be beaten!As for the pool of liquid, that's the job of the shit shoveler, I'm not responsible for it.

Liumao is the most silent one. When Miao Xian followed the movement, he found that it got into the kitchen and was sleeping soundly in the rice cooker.

Well, plug in the electricity and you can steam the whole cat.

Miao Xian is like an old woman, busy left and right.

Fortunately, it was very effective. After a few days, the amount of housework the couple needed to do plummeted.

The kittens also formed some conditioned reflexes, and Miao Xian knew that this matter could not be done without resorting to force.

Miao Xian was very pleased.

The male host is also pleased: "The babies have grown up~"

It's the little master's credit for growing up!

At night, everything was quiet, Lulu opened the small window familiarly, ready to go out.Suddenly felt that his tail was bitten, and when he looked back, it was that cub again.

Seeing that Lulu had stopped, Miao Xian climbed onto Lulu persistently.It doesn't mean anything else, he just wants to hang out with Lulu.

There is not much entertainment at home every day, even an otaku will go crazy.

Climbing on Lulu was already a must-have program every night, but every time Lulu would shake him off and leave deftly.

After Miao Xian successfully climbed onto Lulu's back today, he found that Lulu didn't shake him off.

Ouye(^o^)/You can go out and play~

Miao Xian hugged Lulu's neck with his front paws, and also clamped Lulu's body when he stepped back, but the short legs were almost the same if they were clamped or not.At this time, Miao Xian missed his nimble fingers.Fearing that it would be unsafe, he bit Lulu's hair with his mouth.

He is not at all embarrassed about riding a cat, but he is still a baby cat who needs to be cared for~

Lulu turned her head to look at him, and got out of the small window as usual, jumping flexibly on the air-conditioning box with a graceful posture.

The Miao Xian on its back is different, the barrage of bullets in the heart keeps going——

So tall, so tall, oh my god, I didn't know I had a fear of heights

Don't fall down ah ah ah ah

This is simply a super version of a roller coaster without safety protection.

……

In fact, it only took about twenty seconds before Lulu landed lightly.

As soon as Miao Xian's claws were loosened, he rolled down from its back, and only half of the fur that had been blown up fell off.

Lulu looked at him with green eyes, and he felt that he saw the word "contempt" in it.

Miao Xian cheered up, collected his mood, and climbed onto Lulu's back again.

Lulu looked back at him.

He buried his face in the cat's fur, don't look at him like that, he is just too lazy to walk away~ and the setting of the big cat carrying the kitten is so cute~

Lulu started to walk forward without expressing any emotion. Anyway, Miao Xian didn't have much feeling, or judging by human standards, she didn't have much emotion.

Miao Xian enjoys the soft fur, and marvels at the fact that a feline is the most suitable mount in terms of stability, and can hardly feel any bumps.

In fact, Miao Xian is also quite curious about what cats do when they go out for a walk all night, whether they are having a party to discuss land grabs, or are they looking for fun on their own.

After three hours, idle curiosity was annihilated. Lulu really just walked all night without a clear purpose. She turned left and right, and from time to time she ran in a straight line. Those who are familiar with each other will go their own way.

So I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I came out to take a long-distance bus?

Thinking of the news I read before, cat owners swear that their cats play in the yard and room at night, but after installing the tracker, they found that the cat went out for a walk for more than ten kilometers, and then went home to sleep on time in the morning.Another cat climbed 4 mountains, crossed many highways and small rivers, and walked dozens of kilometers in one night.

I didn't expect it to be true.

It was slightly bright in the early morning, and Lulu returned home on time.Push down the small window handle with your hind legs—a skill you've learned a long time ago.

Lulu shook off the cubs on her neck, went to eat some cat food, drank some water, then stretched her waist, and pushed aside the kittens who came over, Shi Shiran went to sleep in the cat climbing frame .

Miao Xian still maintains the posture of being shaken off, hugging the cat's neck all night, the young master is a little numb o(QωQ)o.

Although he was in a car (cat) state all night, and his claws were still numb, Miao Xian still crawled on Lulu every now and then, and went out to play together.

At the beginning, Lulu basically walked with him, but then she probably realized that the cub was being hugged very tightly, so she gradually let go.

We big cats have always been us flying over walls, no buildings can stop my way forward!

That is to say, cats basically walk in a straight line. When they encounter buildings that can pass through them in a straight line, they will pass through them in a straight line.This crossing is like flying over the eaves and walls, especially when the two buildings are very close to each other, Lulu uses her strength to jump from side to side, stepping on a balcony from time to time, and dexterously shuttles to the top platform!

Miao Xian's feeling at that time was so sour, he looked silly.

This is the rhythm of cats wanting to occupy the earth!

Unexpectedly, when Lulu came up, she found that the road was outside the wall on the other side, and there were not many window sills. Lulu turned her head and looked at him.

Miao Xian felt that he saw the meaning of "I have a burden on my back" from that look ￣へ￣

Then Lu Lu shook Miao Xian off with a flick of her head, and jumped down from the tall building with the bewildered Miao Xian in her mouth.

"Meow ow ow ow—"

Mom!This is the sixth floor ah ah ah ah ah if you commit suicide can you not drag me (○o○)!

Lulu's figure is strong and flexible, her light body accurately landed on one balcony, and with a little help, she adjusted her direction, and lightly landed on another balcony.

In less than ten seconds, it landed easily, put the frightened cub on the ground, and licked its fur to comfort it.

Miao Xian felt that his view of the world had been refreshed. Seeing how powerful and dexterous cats were described in the animal world, he didn't expect it to be true.The distance between the balcony and the balcony is less than two or three meters, and the vertical distance is more than ten meters.

In fact, cats belong to birds, right? (_)

Cough, it's quite touching when you think about it.

Time passed slowly, and the hostess and hostess finally ushered in the same day off.The male host works in an agency, and works on Saturdays and Sundays, and the female hostess works in a beauty shop. Saturdays and Sundays are the busiest, so the two of them can't always meet together during their holidays.

Finally, the hostess had a weekend this week.The two planned to go out for two days to relax.In the past, there was only one Lulu, and it was fine to put it in a pet bag. Now there are seven of them, and it is unrealistic to take them out. The two discussed it and decided to keep it in a pet hospital for two days.

This pet hospital is the one that Miao Xian took to see a doctor last time. It has good facilities and a good reputation. It is the largest pet hospital in this area.

Miao Xian was unwilling and accepted it honestly, after all, he didn't care about being a light bulb, right?Fortunately, it was not the demon doctor who took care of them.

After the two owners left, they were taken into the pet rest area, where more than 60 square meters were divided into large and small grids by one-meter fences, and each grid was arranged differently.Miao Xian was carried by the doctor in the pet bag, and after a condescending glance, there were already small animals in several compartments, some were cats and some were dogs.Miao Xian and the others were also put into a small compartment.It was only about a few square meters in size, and it was arranged as a small garden. The ventilation equipment was working well, and Miao Xian could vaguely smell the smell of strange animals floating in the air.Miao Xian couldn't tell what kind of animal it was, but as soon as Lulu landed on the ground, the hair all over her body stood up in hostility.

The doctor hurriedly comforted it, Lulu shook off the doctor's hand, and walked around anxiously.

The one-meter-high fence here cannot stop cats, but small dogs can. If the fence is made high, it will block the line of sight, which is not conducive to even discovering the situation.Moreover, the rest area is designed with full glass transparency, so that other people can pay attention to the situation here at any time.The roof is also equipped with monitoring, and there are two doctors on duty in rotation.It is much better than other pet shops that put pets in cages, and of course the fees are not normal.

Generally, pets will not rashly escape from prison if they change their environment, and there are many toys brought from home in the small garden, as well as two pieces of clothes for the host and hostess.Familiar scents make pets feel safe.

After patrolling the small garden round and round, Lulu finally stopped, lay down on the hostess' clothes, closed her eyes and fell asleep, but her ears kept moving to capture the surrounding sounds.

The other kittens occupied another piece of clothing, and they also huddled together vigilantly to observe the surroundings.

Only Miao Xian was completely out of shape, climbed to the top of the cat's nest, stood up and stretched his neck to look out.He is still young, and his hind legs can only support him for a few seconds in a standing posture.Enough for the doctors to focus on him.

He quickly got down on the ground and closed his eyes on the cat bed pretending to be obedient.

After observing for a while, the doctor went to inspect other cubicles.

Miao Xian flowed down the cat's nest like water, and dexterously climbed onto Lulu's neck.

Lulu turned her head and stared at him with wide eyes. The pupils in the big ginger eyes narrowed into a slit, as if asking him: What are you doing?

Miao Xian pointed to the fence with his paw.

Lulu glanced at the fence and understood what he meant.It got up eagerly, stretched itself, and then slowly lay down again.

What does this mean?

Miao Xian didn't even think about it, Lulu has a baby here, how could she feel at ease when she was not sure about her safety.