Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

Today's society is indeed different.The feudal society in which men were superior to women in the past gradually evolved into advocating equality between men and women.However, with the changes of the times, more and more people have also discovered that they have a new understanding of their sexual orientation.So now~ what we pursue is not only gender equality, but 'equal treatment'!The so-called equal rights is to hope that the general public can accept the multi-sexual groups symbolized by the rainbow, and give everyone the same freedom to breathe!

Nowadays, more and more countries are gradually becoming more open-minded, not only beginning to recognize same-sex marriage, but also actively advocating related policies and guarantees.And Hisoka, who has been paying close attention to the news in this regard, finally waited until the time was right and made up his mind to marry Illumi.If you want to get married, you have to propose first, right?Therefore, Hisoka spent a lot of energy before finally getting Illumi's approval.However, follow-up problems also began to follow.It seems that Hisoka's process of marrying Illumi is bound to be full of twists and turns.Who made Hisoka look at Illumi, the eldest son of the famous enemy-beating family?

"Hisuo, don't you think that if you propose like this and I agree, then we can go to register for marriage smoothly and live a happy life from now on?" Illumi asked in a flat tone.

Hisoka stared blankly at Illumi, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

"You've settled the proposal, but... are you planning to go to my house to propose marriage?" Illumi looked at Hiso who was in a daze with a blank expression.

"What?! Going to your house to propose marriage? That... is it necessary?" Hisoka shivered from the chills at Illumi's words.In this world, only people with a little IQ will know it!Illumi comes from the Beating Enemy family, and his reputation on the Tao is simply super terrifying!Not to mention how terrifying the strength of the Illumi family is!

"Hisuo, don't you know? As the eldest son of the Dadi Hakka family, my marriage must be decided by my parents. If you don't propose marriage, then the relationship between the two of us will not be able to get the approval of our parents and elders." Your approval. In this case, I will never be able to marry you. "

"But... in this case..." Hisoka looked very embarrassed.

Illumi showed a displeased expression, staring at Hisoka with her sharp eyes.

"Hmph! If you really don't want to propose marriage, forget it!"

"Huh?! Is it really possible? Is there no problem?" Hisoka couldn't hide the joy in his heart.

Illumi sneered mockingly, and said, "Of course it's okay. In that case, our relationship will end today. Hisoka, let's break up!"

"What?! You... Yilu, I must never be separated from you!"

"It's okay if you don't want to separate. Then you choose a time for me to go to my house to propose marriage!"

"This... that... Illumi, your home is on the Kukulu Mountain at an altitude of more than 3000 meters in the Republic of Batokia! That... is actually quite far from here... not as good as ours... ..."

Looking at Hisoka who was hesitating, Illumi was much more decisive in comparison.

"Split, hand!" The simple and concise words instantly woke Hisoka's dull head like a heavy hammer.

"You can't break up!" Hisoka's reaction was very fierce.I saw him showing a distressed and nervous expression, and then he opened his mouth to comfort Yilumi, saying: "Yilu~ don't treat me like this~ I just need a little mental preparation, and I didn't say that I really don't want to go to your house to propose marriage... "

"Hmph, hum!" Illumi clasped his hands in front of his chest, and snorted twice in a haughty and disdainful manner.

Hisoka sighed, and finally had nothing to do, so he reluctantly agreed.

"Okay, I promise you, we will choose a good day to go to your house to propose marriage right away."

After saying this sentence, Hisoka regretted it a little.But when he saw Illumi's secretly happy expression, he immediately changed his mind, thinking that this might be a good decision!Sure enough, all the sacrifices and grievances are worthwhile in order to win the smile of the beauty.What Hisoka didn't expect was... It turns out that Illumi's family is easier to get rid of than imagined!Uh... no!It should be said that it is very easy to 'get it done'~!

Before preparing to go to Ilumi's house to propose marriage, Hisoka spent a lot of effort and thought on doing a lot of homework and preparation.From the janitor dog to Xiao Luo, and from those Xiao Luo to the senior housekeepers... Hisoka has already thought of a complete solution. 'After all, there is nothing in this world that a magician's playing cards can't solve. 'After having such a concept, Hisoka went to propose marriage with full ambition.

After finally getting rid of those eyes-obscuring people in the middle and bottom of the pyramid, Hisoka finally passed the test and entered the master's mansion smoothly.Originally, he thought that he would need to deal with a few more top-notch butlers or servants before he could really meet Illumi's family.But what shocked Hisoka again was that the person who appeared this time turned out to be the current head of the family who beat the enemy—Xiba!

Shiba is not only Illumi's father, but he may even become Hisoka's future father-in-law~!Therefore, Hisoka was trembling in this battle, and after a long time, he didn't think of any good strategy to deal with it.But unexpectedly, Shiba himself spoke first.

"Hisuo." Shiba whispered in a low and majestic voice.

"Yes!" Hisoka didn't dare to neglect, and immediately bowed his head to reply.

"Do you have any good jobs to introduce to us recently?"

"Huh?! That... Actually, I came here today to propose a marriage..." Hisoka petrified.

'Could it be that Illumi didn't tell his family that I'm coming today? Hisoka's head was so entangled that it became a paste.

Shiba showed a relieved smile, as if he had seen through Hisoka's mind long ago. "You are also a VVVVIP customer of our family business. Of course, I want to pay attention to your current situation and see if we need to work for you~"

"I don't need it for the time being! I'm actually here today...to propose marriage..." Hisoka said cautiously.

Shiba smiled again. "Of course I know that. Hisoka, if you want to abduct Illumi, it won't be that easy! But for your sake, I don't think this matter will be so embarrassing."

"Huh...?! Then... I don't know what you mean, uncle...?" The owner of the elongated ending sound was holding his breath at this moment.

Afterwards, Shiba spoke slowly. "If you want to enter the door of our family, you have to rely on strength. If you want to marry the eldest son of my family, in addition to relying on strength, the most important thing is financial resources!"

'financial resources? ! '

Hisoka was stunned for a moment, and then recovered immediately in the next second.

"No problem! Uncle, you can rest assured about this! My financial situation is very good, and I will definitely not wrong Illumi! Just ask for all the conditions!"

Unexpectedly, Shiba laughed. "I'm not worried about your financial resources. Hisoka, don't worry! How could I make it difficult for us to beat up one of the most valuable regular customers of the Dike family~?"

"What do you mean by that...?"

"On behalf of the entire Dadike family, I agree to your marriage."

"Wow~ That's really good! Thank you, thank you uncle~!"

"Please change your words, just call me father like Illumi."

Hisoka was happy, but when he really wanted to recognize Illumi's father Shiba as his father-in-law, the "father" was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't utter a syllable for a long time.Hisoka just showed an embarrassed smile, and kept saying 'hehehe', trying to get away with it.

But that Xiba is not a fuel-efficient lamp, I saw him say in a threatening tone: "What? Don't you like it?"

"Yue, father-in-law..."

Unsatisfied, Xiba suddenly raised his voice and shouted: "Call me 'Father'!"

"Yes, yes! Father, father!" This time, the word 'father' was finally uttered firmly.

Shiba laughed heartily, but Hisoka was already scared out of his wits.In any case, this marriage proposal, which did not have any special accidents, finally came to a successful conclusion.What he didn't expect was that Hisoka's greatest difficulty was yet to come!That's why his long-awaited lover, Illumi, had somehow come up with the idea of ​​regretting the marriage!

Hisoka was terrified when he heard such news!

Hisoka approached Illumi almost immediately, wanting to ask him to understand~!

Hisoka said: "My dear Yilu~ Why are you suddenly unwilling to marry me?"

"Hmph, hum!" Illumi snorted twice as an answer.

At this time Shiba spoke. "Illumi, why did you lose your temper suddenly? Didn't you just say that you have no objection and let me make the decision?"

Hisoka immediately nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes! Illumi, your father has already agreed to our marriage!"

"Hmph, hum, hum!" Illumi was still extremely cold and arrogant.

"My dear child, if you want to find a good man, marry Hisoka. Hisoka will love you sincerely."

"Father, how do you know this?" Illumi asked Shiba in bewilderment.

Shiba said: "Every time I took his job, I took the opportunity to extort and raise the price. However, Hisoka never complained or lost his temper every time, which proves that he really loves you."

Illumi frowned hesitantly.

Hisoka took advantage of the victory and chased after him and said: "Illumi~you marry me~I will definitely treat you sincerely~!"

When Illumi heard Hisoka's words now, for some reason, he suddenly became furious!

"You still have the face to say this?! Huh, dishonest guy!"

"Huh? What's the matter? What did I do wrong?" Hisoka looked bitter, and raised his hands to express that he was very wronged.

"Hmph! Then what about the private money and secret passbook you hid behind the painting I bought?!"

"..."

After hearing Illumi's words of complaint and questioning, the audience looked at each other in silence for a while.

After an unknown period of time, Hisoka finally came back to his senses and immediately put on a cheeky face, showing a bright smile to resolve the embarrassing situation.

"My dear Ilumi~ From now on, I will entrust you with my private money and secret bank passbook! My people, my heart, and my money belong to you alone! Don't If you hesitate, marry me now!"

"Is this true?" Illumi asked suspiciously.

Hisoka immediately raised his right hand to swear, but was stopped by Illumi.

"Okay! Seeing how serious you are, I believe you! When you get home, remember to spit out all the money you have hidden! Otherwise, I will prepare family law to serve you~!" Illumi pretended to be fierce explain.

"Of course, hehe~" Hisoka looked at Illumi with a mixed expression of joy and sorrow. "Illumi, I am sincere to you~! Money is something outside of me. As long as I have you, I will have everything!"

"Yeah." Shiba nodded with a sense of approval.

Illumi, who was deeply moved in his heart, immediately threw himself into Hisoka's arms without saying a word, and said sweetly: "Hisuo, then let's get married right away~~~!"

Love can make people blind, but it can also make people brave.

Hisoka's infatuation and love for Illumi has long surpassed his desire for money.

Ask what love is in the world, and directly teach life and death.

[end of short story]