Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

Living together and living together turned out to be more inconvenient than imagined.The personalities, temperaments, and living habits of two people need a period of time to adapt, cooperate with each other, be considerate and tolerant of each other.After all, when love leaves impulsiveness and emotion aside, the remaining reason will always remind oneself that love is not only beautiful, but also has another side that looks like a shadow.

Ever since Illumi started living with Hisoka, she slowly realized another disadvantage of living with Hisoka.Because Hisoka... is really noisy!If there is time to cultivate fruit, Hisoka basically has no time to bother Illumi.In this way, Illumi feels at ease instead, and can do what she wants without having to take Hisoka's feelings into consideration.But if Hisota's 'fruit' harvest time is delayed, or if there is no suitable fruit for cultivation, Hisota will cling to Illumi 24 hours a day, and stick to Ilumi every day for fear that it will Miss something new and fun.

Really annoying!

Illumi only felt that Hisoka's behavior disturbed him, and there was no private space at all.

It is said that one day, Hisoka and Illumi were in a detached house in City A.At this time, Illumi was looking at the prey for the next job, very attentively looking at the mission information that had just been passed to him from the beating enemy's family.However, Hisoka, who was staying beside him, kept making noises to disturb him.This made poor Illumi's work progress a whole morning, but it still remained at 0 progress.

"Illumi~ Don't read the mission information all the time~ You can also chat with me, okay~?" Hisoka ran to Ilumi.

"..." Illumi silently turned his head and body to the left.

"Just take it at once~~~" Hisoka ran to Ilumi with a deadpan face.

"..." Illumi silently turned her body and head to the right again.

"Illumi, I'm really bored~ Are you really going to ignore me? I'll be sad~!" Hisoka brought his head closer again.

Seeing Hisoka's intentionally pitiful appearance, Illumi felt infinitely bored.

"Go away." Illumi was still very calm, he held the mission information high in front of his face, and directly ignored Hisoka's annoying voice.

"Illumi~~~Ilu~~~Xiaoyi~~~~" Hisoka's voice became louder and louder.

'This is clearly intentional!It's really almost unbearable~! '

Illumi squinted his dangerous eyes slightly, took down the mission information vigorously, and then stared at Hisoka.

"I said Hisoka, can't you be quiet and let me read the mission information?" Illumi complained displeased.

"Don't treat me like this~ my dear Illumi~~ I'm really bored~~~"

"Hmph!" Illumi turned his face away, and continued to study the mission information in his hand intently.

Of course, Hisoka, who had no idea what giving up was, continued to make disturbing noises.

Finally, after a while, Illumi, who had reached the limit of his patience, raised his head expressionlessly.

Illumi softly said in a commanding tone, "Hisuo, stick out your tongue."

Faced with such a weird request, Hisoka only felt very strange. "What are you going to do?"

Illumi didn't answer directly. "Don't worry about it so much, anyway, you just stick out your tongue."

"Oh." Hisoka, full of curiosity, obediently stuck out his tongue.

Now, the world is finally quiet.

Illumi smiled with satisfaction, and thought to himself, "It's really much better this way."

The surroundings became quiet, and Illumi could finally continue to read the mission materials in a down-to-earth manner.

Not long after, Hisoka, who couldn't hold back his temper, finally asked Illumi.

"Illumi, you told me to stick out my tongue without explaining why. What on earth are you trying to do?"

"..." Illumi continued to maintain the expression of No. [-] face paralyzed, completely unmoved.

"Illumi...? What is this for?" Hisoka continued to ask puzzledly.

"I don't want to do anything, I just hope you can calm down." Illumi said.

"..." Received an unexpected answer, Hisoka remained silent.

The picture in his mind at this moment: On a clear morning, countless grass mud horses are running wildly on the green grassland~!

"If you have nothing to do, keep sticking your tongue out!" Illumi said.

KO——! ! !

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