Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

The two fell in love and lived together.If you see each other every day, you will lose the freshness.Now that Illumi has free time, he will fill it up with work.And that Hisoka, who usually has more free time every time, always loves to dangle in front of Illumi because he has nothing to do~.

After being together for a long time, Illumi's tolerance for Hisoka seems to be getting lower and lower.Illumi has also discovered this for himself, because he really, really thinks Hisoka is too much of an eyesore sometimes!Therefore, when impatient or upset, Illumi would naturally vent his anger on Hisoka.

But in fact, Hisoka~ He also knows that sometimes he is indeed a little too much.Since he had nothing else to do, he habitually wanted to stay by Illumi's side.But Illumi, who is busy, will feel very troubled, and often tries to drive Hisoka away.Of course Hisoka knew that he had made trouble for Illumi.But what can I do?He Hisoka is really bored with nothing to do~!

"Hisuo, can't you go find your fruit?" Illumi suggested.

Hisoka looked sullen. "But they haven't matured yet~ Illumi, the fruit can only be picked when it's ripe~ It's just the early stage of growth, it would be a pity if it takes so long~!"

"Then you can play Pyramid of Poker! How nice it is to set a new record~!" Illumi said.

"Hmm~~~ But I'm not in the mood to play poker now~!"

"You don't want to play poker, and you don't want to pick fruits...then what do you want to do?" Illumi asked impatiently.

"Just... people want to stay by your side~ I'll do whatever you want~!" Hisoka looked happy, and his whole face was beaming.

"..." Illumi took a deep breath and exhaled. "Hisoka, can you give me some privacy?"

"Ah?"

"We are already living together, seeing each other every day is already my limit. If you still cling to me all the time, I will really be forced to breathe. Hisoka, I really need a little privacy freedom. This request should not be too much!" Illumi said.

"...Did I really make you feel so embarrassed?" Hisoka's expression suddenly became a little gloomy and sad.

Illumi's heart hurt slightly as if someone had pricked her.He called softly, "Hisso."

"Huh?" Hisoka replied weakly.

After getting a response, Illumi continued softly: "I'm sorry to make you sad, but what I said is the truth."

"I know……"

"Hisuo, otherwise this is fine. If your existing small fruits are still in the cultivation stage and cannot be picked, then why don't you go out and look for new fruits!"

"New fruit? Well~ I think so too! The problem is that this kind of thing is very fateful, and you may not be able to find it!" Hisoka sighed.

"You will always find it." Illumi reassured.

"OK then!"

Just when Hisoka finally compromised and was about to go out to find new fruits, Illumi said so suddenly.

"Hisuo, how about... after you find the fruits, help them fulfill their wishes before the contest!" This will save some time, and along the way, Illumi can find some free space.

"Hey~ help them fulfill their wishes?"

"Yes!" Illumi nodded. "Just ask them if there is any unfulfilled wish in their hearts. Otherwise, if you kill them after the contest, then their wish will not be fulfilled. And you~ because you are too bored and have nothing to do, just help them fulfill it like this If you have a last wish, it can be regarded as an alternative way to find something to do when you have nothing to do. Then you will also change from 'nothing to do' to 'something to do'."

Hisoka tilted his head and thought for a while, and felt that Illumi's proposal was not unreasonable.

"Although it's a bit troublesome, but in that case, I won't bother you all the time. At least in this way, I won't be hated by you, right...?"

"Hisso, I don't hate you at all. I love you, but I also need some free space not to be disturbed by others."

Hearing Illumi's frank words, Hisoka finally accepted.Hisoka nodded, and kissed Illumi's lips proactively.

"Then I'm going out~~don't miss me too much~~~" Hisoka said incredulously.

Seeing Hisoka who was finally about to go out, Illumi sighed slightly. "Don't worry, I will miss you."

After that, they looked at each other and smiled.

In this way, Hisoka, who was in a good mood, found one of the fruits, and proposed to fulfill the wish of the other party before a serious contest.

Hisoka asked sincerely: "Before we have a fight, do you have any last wishes that I should fulfill for you?"

Seeing the astonishing transformation of the perverted Hisoka, the little fruit standing in front of Hisoka was really taken aback.

But then Xiaoguo came back to his senses immediately, and replied softly: "I want to see the snow scene in winter."

"What?!" Hisoka was a little surprised.

"I just want to see the beautiful snowy scenery in winter." Xiaoguo said.

Hisoka felt very sad. "But it's spring now..."

Understanding Hisoka's mood, Xiaoguo replied very empathetically. "It's okay, I can wait."

'Your sister!Wait for your head! '

Hisoka's mental activity: @#@￥#@%@@#@

"..."

Just like that, Hisoka and his little fruit looked at each other, unable to answer the conversation after a long time.

"Since winter hasn't arrived yet, the duel between us can only be postponed regrettably." After Xiaoguo finished speaking, he left Hisoka who was in a daze, and ran away.

Hisoka, who accidentally lost the small fruit because of a momentary distraction, expressed that he was very entangled.

In the end, Hisoka went home with a hurt heart.

In the study, Hisoka looked at Illumi who was busy researching mission materials.

"Illumi, I'm back."

Illumi was secretly surprised. "Why are you so early? Didn't you say that you want to help Guo fulfill his wish, and then have a good duel with him?"

'It doesn't make sense that it only took such a short time to get home smoothly! '

Illumi secretly observed Hisoka who was safe and clean.

Looking at Hisoka who was sullen and silent, Illumi asked: "Look at you, don't you have a confrontation with Xiaoguo yet?"

"Don't mention it..." Hisoka sighed, and couldn't help complaining: "Illumi, my little fruit said that his wish is to wait until winter to see snow scenes~!"

"Eh~? What?! But isn't it just spring now?"

"That's right, that's what I said too!"

"Then…?"

"And then there is no more. That little fruit escaped while I was in a daze." Hisoka sighed heavily again.

"..." Illumi suddenly had the illusion that a catastrophe was imminent.

"Illumi." Hisoka called softly. "So, I have nothing to do again!"

"..." Illumi decided to keep silent.

At times like this, 'Silence is golden'~!

"Illumi, anyway, I have a lot of free time! Then, let's chat~ or...or else this is fine! You can come and accompany me, and the two of us can play a game of drawing cards, okay~" While speaking, Hisoka had conjured up a deck of poker cards by magic and was playing with them in his hand.

After Yilumi looked down at the mission information in his hand, he couldn't help but let out a silent sigh in his heart.

There is a saying: You can't live if you torture yourself!Why did I pick Hisoka as my boyfriend?Why would I decide to live with him?I was definitely out of my mind, right? ! '

... (Illumi's psychological thoughts of about [-] words are omitted above)

Hisoka's joyful and ambiguous voice rang in Illumi's ears.

"Dear Illumi, let's play joke cards~!"

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