Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

There is a Western proverb, isn’t that what it says when translated into Chinese~

It's called: 'Curiosity kills the cat'.

That's right, that's right~!

But at some point, curiosity will not kill you, on the contrary it can make you successful.

What? !Do you think this is impossible?

It doesn't matter, let me share with you the "Successful History of the Beaten Family" and "The Secret of Hisoka to Get Rich Quickly"!

As we all know, beat the enemy family - the world-famous legendary killer family.All the members of their family not only have strong financial resources, but also have unfathomable killing skills, which are often awe-inspiring.There are countless people who want to kill them in order to get rewards, but no one has ever succeeded.Beat the enemy family, they are the undefeated myths and legends in the killer world!

On this day, a reporter from a certain newspaper risked his life to interview Ba Lai, the current chairman of the family who beat the enemy, and asked him about his successful experience.Ba Yi, the chairman of the family who beat the enemy, heard that he could earn money without killing people, and he could also achieve the effect of free killer career publicity, so he obliged to do the interview.

In a certain coffee shop at the foot of Kukulu Mountain.

The female reporter spoke tremblingly. "Mr. Xiba, the reason why you have become so successful today must be a silent supporter behind you, and a good wife who has worked hard for you!"

Shiba paused, and then said in an unfathomable tone: "Indeed, all the achievements I have today are all due to my wife."

The female reporter asked again: "Then, how does your wife help you in your career? What methods does she use?"

But Shiba shook his head and sighed: "This question seems a bit difficult to answer."

"What do you say? Is it because the question I asked is not easy to answer? I'm really sorry, I'll change to another question right away!" The female reporter was afraid of offending the killer Xiba, so she immediately lowered her head to check the notebook in her hand, ready to find someone less tricky. Questions with easy answers.

But at this moment, Shiba spoke up by himself. "You don't have to be so nervous. In fact, after thinking about it seriously, I'm just a little troubled, and I don't know how to answer you."

"It's okay, just say whatever comes to your mind!"

"Yeah, okay then!" Shiba nodded, and then explained: "My wife is all responsible for my success, but it's all because... I'm curious to know, She will be satisfied with how much money she makes!"

'Could this be the secret to the success of the legendary family of beating enemies...? ! '

The female reporter is petrifying. "..."

"That's right, that's how it is. You should be able to understand my answer like this!" Shiba said.

The female reporter immediately returned to her senses. "Yes, yes! Of course I can understand, your answer is really simple and clear, very easy to understand!"

"Hehehe~~" Xiba chuckled, and then his cell phone rang suddenly at this time.

Seeing that it was Illumi's call, Shiba answered the call without hesitation.Then, after Xiba hung up the phone, he said softly to the female reporter: "Oh, I'm so sorry. I suddenly have an urgent job to finish, so I have to leave early."

"Huh?!" The female reporter was slightly taken aback.Isn't this interview just the beginning?

Shiba went on to say: "If you are worried about the lack of content of the interview, I will be happy to inform my eldest son to come and accept the interview instead of me."

"Uh...that, is it really all right?" the female reporter asked in surprise and joy.

"Of course it doesn't matter." Shiba smiled politely, then quickly took out her mobile phone in front of the female reporter and sent a text message to Ilumi.

Shiba said: "My eldest son is called Illumi, and he has a quiet and gentle personality. He will arrive here in about 15 minutes. Before that, I'm afraid you have to wait here for a while."

"No problem! If you have something important to do, go ahead! I'll wait for Mr. Illumi here." The female reporter replied immediately.

After Xiba gave a slight nod to the female reporter, he turned around and left without looking back.

The female reporter secretly exhaled.

Just like that, twelve minutes later...

A handsome man with a slender figure, a handsome fair face and long hair suddenly came to the female reporter.

"Hi, I'm Illumi Beat the Enemy." Illumi introduced himself lightly with a steady voice.

The female reporter's eyes lit up immediately.

Compared with Shiba, who looks rough and muscular, doing interviews with Illumi is simply a bonus~ a bonus!

"Mr. Yilumi, please sit down. Would you like something to drink?" At this moment, the female reporter had long forgotten the fact that Yilumi in front of her was a murderous killer, and now she was only thinking about how to deal with Yilumi. Lumi was very courteous.

"No need." Illumi just shook his head lightly, and then said: "Let's start the interview directly! My father said that your company has already paid in full. Therefore, I am here to perform the contractual duties."

"Oh, okay." The female reporter smiled and immediately prepared to start the interview professionally.

But at this moment, a strange voice entered without warning.

"Dear Illumi~~~How could you leave me alone and run away~? That's great! I found you again~!" Hisoka said in a joyful tone.

Illumi stared at Hisoka with a slightly displeased expression.He reprimanded softly: "Hisuo, don't make trouble. This is the job my father assigned me. Don't mess it up, otherwise it will definitely be very troublesome."

"Ouch~ I got it~ Don't worry, I will stay by your side obediently~!" Hisoka pulled a chair and sat down next to Illumi.

Looking at Hisoka, who was wearing heavy makeup and dressed as a clown, the female reporter showed a little panic.

"Mr. Illumi, may I ask who he is...?"

When Illumi was about to answer the female reporter, Hisoka answered it first.

"We are lovers~!"

"What?!" The female reporter was so shocked that her jaw almost dropped.

"I heard that you want to do an interview today about how to beat the enemy's family to get rich? In fact, it would be better for me to answer this question~~ because Illumi is actually not very talkative, and he hates this kind of thing the most. It's a meeting in the form of entertainment." Hisoka explained while playing with the poker cards in his hand.

Illumi sighed slightly, and then said to the female reporter: "I'm sorry, Hisoka loves to talk nonsense, but you can ignore him completely. In my opinion, why don't we start the interview directly! Because I will wait There is an important job, and I am worried that it will be delayed."

Before the female reporter could digest what Hisoka said, she was pulled back to her senses by Illumi's voice.

"Huh... then let's start the interview!" The female reporter exhaled quietly, and then began to ask questions in a professional manner as much as possible: "What do you think is the definition of 'rich'?"

"The definition of being rich...?" Illumi tilted his head in thought with a blank expression, and did not answer for a long time.

The female reporter was a little puzzled, wondering if she had asked a very difficult question.Just when the female reporter was at a loss, the savior Hisoka finally spoke to soothe the embarrassing silence.

"Illumi's definition of 'rich' is simply three words."

"Which three words?" The female reporter asked curiously.

Even Illumi, the person involved, looked at Hisoka with raised eyebrows in confusion. "I can't even answer the question, can you really answer it?"

Hisoka looked at Illumi with eyes full of love, and then said in an ambiguous tone: "Of course. Because I know you better than you~"

Yilumi was dubious and said, "Then you can answer."

Hisoka laughed, and then replied to the female reporter: "Illumi's definition of 'rich' is: curiosity."

"Huh? Why? Why does Mr. Illumi think that 'curiosity' is the definition of wealth?" The female reporter asked confusedly.

Hisoka just smiled and didn't answer, but Illumi looked suddenly enlightened.

"That's right, that's it." Illumi flicked his finger and said, "'Rich' is an unknown thing for me! I'm curious whether there is a limit to 'rich', so I worked hard Accumulating wealth just to see if there is a limit to how much one can have in the bank."

"...What a special answer." The female reporter blinked her eyes, her mouth twitching uncontrollably.

Unexpectedly, Hisoka interjected again at this time: "Ouch~ Really! Why are your questions so boring~ Don't you have any other fresh, interesting and special questions?"

"..." The female reporter looked at Illumi and Hisoka on the opposite side and couldn't find her voice for a long time.

Hisoka glanced at the female reporter with sharp, murderous eyes.He smiled provocatively and said in a provocative tone: "Is there another question? If not, we are still in a hurry~! Hehehe~~"

Listening to the terrifying laughter with a dangerous atmosphere, the female reporter's goosebumps crawled all over her body.

Illumi glanced at Hisoka beside him expressionlessly. "Sisso."

Hisoka shrugged, and looked away boredly.

"Do you have another question?" It was Illumi who asked.

But at the same time, Hisoka stared at the female reporter with menacing eyes.

The female reporter was taken aback by Hisoka, she immediately shook her head and kept repeating: "No more, no more..."

Hearing this, Hisoka showed a satisfied smile.And Illumi continued to let out a sigh of relief with a paralyzed expression.

"Since there are no other questions, let's end the interview!" Illumi stood up first.

Hisoka immediately stood up. "Aiya~~~"

After Illumi took Hisoka away without looking back for a long time, the female reporter came back to her senses unresponsively.

'Scary guys...'

The female reporter took a deep breath and murmured, "It feels so good to be alive!"

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