Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

To be honest, Hisoka doesn't have any particular religion.

More often, Hisoka only believes in himself.

But one day, Hisoka met a pastor who was preaching by chance.

I vaguely remember that the content of the conversation between the pastor and Hisoka was almost like this.

The pastor said: "It is better to make one more friend than to offend one enemy less."

Hisoka felt that this sentence was very correct, and he agreed, saying: "Yes~ hehehe~ I have many friends~"

Seeing Hisoka smiling so brightly, the pastor was filled with emotion.

"That's a good phenomenon, it proves that you are popular."

Hisoka didn't talk, just continued to laugh "hehehe" in a creepy and uncomfortable tone.

The pastor paused and changed the question.

"So how many enemies do you have?"

"I don't have any enemies~hehehe~" Hisoka replied quickly without thinking.

The pastor was taken aback for a moment, and sincerely praised: "Wow~ that's really amazing!"

"Hehehe~~~"

"But it's strange! How come you have no enemies?" asked the pastor.

Hisoka spoke rationally, without blushing or panting.

"Hehehe~~ because I have killed all the so-called enemies~~hehehe~~~"

"..." The pastor expressed that he was in a very melancholy mood at the moment.He fell into an unprecedented state of depression, racking his brains to think about how to bring Hisoka, who had such a distorted concept, back on the right track.

Hisoka looked at the pastor with Qi Qing's face, and continued to wear a brilliant smile.

"Hehehe~hehehe~~hehehe~~~"

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At the same time, the words are divided into two parts.

Xiaojie and Qiya are currently living in a temporary residence in a certain town and chatting.

"Qi Ya, do you know the difference between bravery and prudence? I've never been able to figure out the difference between the two."

Qi Ya smiled slightly. "Will it be difficult? This is actually very simple."

Xiaojie asked again: "How do you say that?"

Qi Ya explained: "Brave means provoking Hisoka in front of him."

Hearing Qiya's miraculous explanation, Xiaojie instantly understood. "Oh! I understand perfectly. And prudence? What does prudence mean?"

"Careful is to leave when you see Hisoka, and don't let Hisoka stare at you."

Xiaojie nodded in agreement. "Thank you Chi Ya, I understand now~!"

Qi Ya also nodded in satisfaction.

'Sure enough, children can be taught~! '

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The weather was fine and clear.

One of the properties jointly owned by Hisoka and Ilumi, in a high-end detached house in the main town of City B.

"Haqiu~! Who? Who is scolding me?" Hisoka, who has been sneezing wildly these days, asked.

"The weather seems to be a bit cold recently, you must have caught a cold!" Illumi was noncommittal.

Hisoka sniffed, and looked at Illumi not far away who was reading the mission information with a somewhat depressed expression.

"Illumi, can you take a break and stop reading the mission information?" Hisoka, who had been left out for a long time, couldn't help complaining.

"Hisuo, you have grown up, you don't need me to be with you all the time." Illumi said.

Hisoka shook his head, and responded disapprovingly: "Of course I'm not a child. But, I also need company! Illumi, you've really neglected me recently."

"Recently, it's the peak season for killers. It's the peak time of my work, and it's also a good time for me to make money!" Illumi couldn't help but sighed.

"Hisuo, stop being childish and let me concentrate on reading the mission information!"

Hisoka had a sad face with a frustrated bun, and his expression looked a little lonely.

Illumi naturally also noticed Hisoka's emotional change.As soon as the subject changed, Illumi suggested: "Hisuo, if you are really bored with nothing to do, why not go outside and find your enemy to learn martial arts!"

After Hisoka heard Illumi's words, he became even more melancholy.

"Illumi, how come you don't know me so well? How can someone like me have enemies?! Can't you see? I'm so amiable, friendly and lovable~!"

The corners of Yilumi's eyes and mouth twitched, and he couldn't help retorting: "I really can't see it!"

"Hmph~ Anyway, I have no enemies!" Hisoka said.

"Why are there no enemies?" How could there be no enemies with Hisoka's rotten personality of loving, hating, and provoking others' anger?Illumi said he couldn't understand.

Hisoka continued: "It's because I'm popular! Hehehe~~~"

"No wonder!" Illumi yelled.

"Okay! That's because I killed all the so-called enemies." Hisoka explained honestly.

After thinking for a while, Illumi finally put forward a conscience suggestion, saying: "Hisuo, next time we should keep some enemies and don't kill them right away."

"Huh? Why is this?!" Hisoka was stunned, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't get an answer even if he wanted to break his head.

Illumi replied: "Of course it is to avoid problems like what happened at this moment!"

"what…?"

"To put it simply, I am afraid that you will be too bored. Anyway, if you stay a few more enemies, it won't cause you too much trouble. The point is, those enemies who are specially left behind can also wait for you to be idle until you have nothing to do, dust and spider webs When the time comes, go and solve them to pass the time!"

"Hmm~~ Hearing what you said, it seems quite reasonable!" Hisoka rubbed his chin, his thoughts running fast.

"of course!"

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In this way, Hisoka, under Illumi's strong suggestion, finally adopted the opinion of 'leaving some enemies'.But somehow, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is always cruel!

Those enemies who were specially left behind, not only did not appreciate Hisoka's mercy, but took the opportunity to continue attacking Hisoka.Their ungrateful behavior can be said to have annoyed Hisoka, and also annoyed Hisoka who was in a dilemma.In the end, as a last resort, Hisoka had to kill all those 'enemies'.

Alas~ So after that, Hisoka obviously changed back to the state of 'no enemy' again.

After that, by another coincidence, Hisoka met that very fateful pastor again.

"Hi~ Long time no see, how are you doing recently?" the pastor asked.

Hisoka naturally nodded. "It's not bad!"

"Well, so you are still in a state of having no enemies?"

"Ah~~~" Hisoka sighed. "Invincible is always the loneliest. When I have no enemies, I'm so bored that I don't know what to do."

The pastor smiled and said: "Since we are so destined, I decided to help you solve the dilemma of not having any enemies. But, can you promise me one thing first?"

"what's up?"

"Before I say anything, you must promise me." The pastor insisted on this.

"Okay! Then I promise you. Now, please explain quickly!" Hisoka said.

The pastor smiled again and said, "You must promise me that you will not kill me."

Hisoka replied in a dispirited way: "You are not my fruit, nor my enemy. It doesn't matter! It's all right anyway, if you don't kill you, you won't kill it."

The priest nodded. "That's great! From now on, I'm your enemy and your enemy. Since you can't kill me, then let's continue to maintain this weird identity relationship! In this case, you have me An enemy. This is a good start, at least you won’t kill your enemy—me. Just learn it slowly! In the future, I will also devote myself to doing good deeds, and try not to kill and kill with endless hostility !"

Hisoka frowned helplessly and looked at the strange pastor.

"..." I was completely defeated by this pastor!

[end of short story]