My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Can only interact with Ling Su to increase the charm value?

Xiao Luo said that he really didn't know.

How could there be such an unreasonable thing!This is clearly forcing him to commit a crime.

After receiving such exciting news all of a sudden, Xiao Luo suffered from indigestion, and when Ling Su brought the prepared breakfast to him, he was still a little unhappy.

Having been a good citizen with incomparable integrity for 17 years, one day, in order to survive, he actually wants to be a troublemaker?

No, what Erha said is not necessarily correct.With this fluke mentality, Xiao Luo turned his attention to the King's harem group.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Knock on the door.jpg, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, how did your charm value increase?

Macaw-Coco: Cry loudly.jpg, share data [Popularity +9999999, Charm +0, Love +0]

My Neighbor Totoro-Three Ashes: Crying loudly.jpg, sharing data [Popularity +666666, Charm +0, Love +0]

Pudding Hamster-Five Rings: Beating the Ground and Laughing.jpg, share data [Popularity +2222222, Charm +0, Love +0]

White Parrot-Hero: Little orange cat, don’t look at the three upstairs, the popularity value is rising too fast, the charm value is not enough, they are all negative teaching materials, look at me!Sharing data [Popularity value +58888, Charm value +28888, Love value +0] Basically, as long as you control the urge to snap up, the charm value is still enough.Remember to interact more with your master, meme.jpg

The shopping mall of the ball system has a limited time to buy goods every day, and launches the most attractive snacks, consumables, etc. for various types of pets.

The love value of these guys is actually all big duck eggs.

After Xiao Luo sent a thank you expression in shock, he fixed his gaze on the heads of the three in front, um, that's right, this is what he was doing in #摘要几次一个听听听听听听听听听听免费。 The "Internet celebrity" seen in the live guinea pig # post!

In this way, even if he successfully earns popularity points through live broadcasting in the future, his charisma points can only be worn down slowly!Unless he, like Erha, is an obscene maniac!

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, while you are still young, hurry up and act like a baby with your shit-shoveling officer. When you become a ball, you will be disgusted to death233

My Neighbor Totoro-Sanhui: Keke, does your old Li refuse to get close to you?

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: Keke, when Chenchen falls asleep, I'll secretly kiss you, and then I'll give you 500 charm points, let's continue to grab orders!

Macaw-Coco: @My Neighbor Totoro-Sanhui, the next time we meet is the date of your death! @布丁卫鸟-五环, what a da, dear you are so kind!

Xiao Luo stared at the screen silently, with an extremely heavy heart: A secret kiss will increase the charm value by 1000 points, which is equivalent to fifty times of him being coquettish and cute!

Simply bitter.

"Little Fatty, I'm going to the company today, do you want to go with me?" Ling Su has already completed enough credits, unlike other seniors who are busy preparing for graduation defense or looking for an internship.

"Meow?" The little orange cat replied feebly while holding the feeding bottle.

This face is handsome!This figure is great!This voice, Sue!but--

This is a man.

Xiao Luo has never liked anyone since he was a child, but he also clearly knows that mouth-to-mouth kissing can only be done between young couples.

"Why is it listless?" Ling Su touched the little orange cat's forehead in wonder, the temperature was normal, and carefully observed its eyes and nose, no abnormal secretions were found, and after excluding physical diseases, he came to a conclusion, "Little orange cat Fat, do you miss the little friend you met yesterday?"

No, don't mention Erha!Xiao Luo resisted and sucked the pacifier hard.

"But let's not go to see Xiao Ha today, but go play with Xiao Jin Mao, okay?" This gentle and doting tone properly coaxed his son.

Xiao Luo concentrated on drinking the milk powder and ignored him, the ball system has been hanging in front of him in emptiness, perhaps because he did not respond to Ling Su's behavior, the charm value was as quiet as a chicken, and remained motionless.

Why do we have to be obsessed with gaining popularity, charm and love?Especially that ethereal love value!It's better...he worked hard, hacked the ball system, and got the wishing card easily!

After making up his mind, Xiao Luo suddenly regained his energy, his thinking was running fast, and writing codes through the function of consciousness conversion into words was like slipping into the sky.

Ling Su glanced at the milk bottle discarded by the little orange cat after drinking most of it, then at the furry child lying on his back in a daze, and finally couldn't resist taking a photo and sending it to the Xingchen R&D group.

Design Director-Yang Liu: The sleeping position of your chubby is very fresh and refined.

3D modeler-Xiaoxiao: Wow, this little paw is so cute! @Boss, are you bringing Xiaopang over today?I brought Xiaojin here!

Network Programmer-Mousse: @Boss, I suddenly feel that our mobile game spokesperson can be saved, and we can let Xiaopang play, and by the way, make a video and put it on station B, preheating on Tomato, etc.!

Design Director-Yang Liu: You can have the idea of ​​Mousse, Ling Su?

Ling Su: Xiaopang has been a little weird since last night, does he miss his mother?

Xiao Luo, who was suspected of missing his mother, fell into a state of concentration and selflessness, and didn't even respond to being put into a cat backpack by Ling Su. Such abnormal behavior made the shit-shoveling officer extremely worried.

Xingchen Studio is located in the center of Z City. When Ling Su was still in junior high school, he had already turned his attention to the big cake of online games. With the Ling family as the backing, he successfully completed the registration and rented an apartment in the center of Z City. Over the past few years, Xingchen has launched several competitive-themed client-side online games and mobile games, gradually occupying a certain share in the market.

Two years ago, Ling Su bought the entire office building, and the studio staff has grown from seven or eight people to over a hundred, and started to develop holographic online games in a low-key manner.

Of course, these are just the tip of the iceberg.

It was about half an hour's drive from W University to Xingchen Studio. Ling Su went back and forth many times, but he never thought that something would happen today.

When the large truck that ran the red light suddenly crashed into the Audi A8, time seemed to be frozen.

Wan Lai was silent.

Everyone, everything, and things seem to have been pressed the pause button.

Xiao Luo's heart was beating like thunder. He didn't expect that he could successfully crack the core baseband of the ball system. It can only be said that the king was careless for a while and didn't consider that there would be a human with a cat's skin coming out of his harem. Still a genius hacker!

With an uncontrollable excitement, he clicked the redemption button. Before Xiao Luo had time to warm up the wishing card he had just received, he saw the big truck bumping into him, and his hair stood on end in fright, and he made the wish immediately. Wish: Let time stand still!

The system reminded him that the time limit was only 5 minutes. Xiao Luo didn't dare to delay, and exchanged another time-limited transformation card without any hesitation. After transforming into a little loli with a ponytail at random, he snatched it from Ling Su's hand. He drove the Audi A8 onto the sidewalk. He was very glad that although he hadn't taken the driver's license test yet, he was still a driver, otherwise he would have to drag Ling Su out and watch the car being smashed into a pile of waste iron!

After confirming that the time is restored, there will be no tragedy of car crash, Xiao Luo immediately turned his attention to the ball system, preparing to get another wishing card back, and then——

I found myself miserable.

The redemption buttons of all items in the mall are all grayed out!

Suddenly there was a contact in his friend list: King.

The dialog box was automatically opened, and the video call from the other party went through without his permission.

He couldn't see the other party, but the other party could clearly see his every move, which was really frustrating.

King: Your prototype is the little orange cat, Xiao Luo?

The bright red font is still oversized, which looks shocking.

Xiao Luo completely forgot to react, this was the first time he used his skills to do "bad things", the first time he was caught on the spot!

With a bang, the transformation effect ended prematurely.

Xiao Luo looked at the dialogue box in shock, and finally realized what a formidable character the king at the other end is, his attempt to hack the ball system looked more like a trick.

King: I remembered, are you Qingfeng's apprentice?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Do ​​you know my master?

King: Hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o

Xiao Luo was horrified, actually seeing the cuteness of the king's facial expressions, he suddenly felt like it was going to rain red, Qingfeng was his master's name, as for his master's last name, he really didn't know.

King: For the sake of Qingfeng, I will forgive you this time, but you used the wishing card in advance, remember to pay back the debt you owed.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Shocked.jpg

King: Come on, the organization is optimistic about you.smile.jpg

Glancing at the balance of his personal account, Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears: -100499 Popularity Points, -99920 Charm Points, -9288 Love Points.How many kisses would it take to restore the charm value to a positive number?

The 5-minute statute of limitations soon expired and the time returned to normal.

With a loud bang, the large truck running a red light crashed into a flower bed by the side of the road, and the front of the truck was directly smashed.

Fortunately, apart from the driver on the truck, there were no other wounded. Seeing this, pedestrians on the side of the road took out their mobile phones one after another, calling the police and calling an ambulance.

Ling Su came back to his senses, and turned his head in surprise to look at the big truck not far behind him, with a complicated expression on his face, he clearly remembered that the car hit him before, and then...

After that, nothing.

He had no memory of how he had steered his car onto the sidewalk and avoided the crash.

Suddenly, he remembered what his grandfather mentioned. Regarding his 22-year-old year, the expert said that it was a year of many disasters for him, and the key to getting through it was a cat.

Ling Su looked down at the little orange cat, who had already hid in the cat backpack and pretended to be dead, with extremely complicated emotions, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Brother, help me check the license plate ZJXXXX... Yes, there was a car accident just now. Hmm , I'm fine."

The author has something to say: Xiao Luo: To kiss, or not to kiss?It's a tough choice.

Ling Su: I'm lying flat, welcome to sneak attack.