My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Taking advantage of the time when the shit-shoveling officer was taking a shower, Xiao Luo carefully summoned the ball system. Even though he knew that Ling Su would never see it, he still felt guilty with such a large virtual light screen interface.

In the friend column, Luo Baibai's profile picture is gray, he thought about it, and left a message.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Baibai, how did you communicate with your old Luo before the live broadcast?

Xiao Luosi thought about it, live broadcasting is definitely the best way for him to earn popularity so far, he has even thought about live broadcasting, singing, dancing and chatting, he can't do it now, but he can play Rhythm Master!There are also currently popular online competitive games, maybe he can also try it?

As for how the audience felt when they found out that a cat played games faster than them?Xiao Luo has no time to think about it for now.

Whether it is daily consumables or special items in the Qiuqiu mall, there is nothing that does not require popularity and charm. Even if you can't exchange wish cards now, there are amulets with a combination of 9999+9999, which can save your life at critical moments.

Xiao Luo didn't forget what Master said, because he assisted AX to track down criminals many times, and was targeted by that group of terrifying and mysterious forces. his reputation.

Although he is living in peace and stability now, he may encounter trouble at any time, so this amulet is Xiao Luo's best choice.

Luo Baibai will not reply for the time being, Erha, who has been wandering online, sent him a message quickly.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, I grabbed the little fish and dried them. There are two of them. Do you want them?I share one with you.

Xiao Luo's mood is extremely complicated, the two ha have sincere feelings for the little orange cat, but he has always treated the other party as a dog, what a shame!

Husky-Xiaoer: You can keep the account first, and then pay me double in the future.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...No.

He was ashamed.

Husky-Xiao Er: Meow, your charm value has become 0, I am surprised.jpg

Xiao Luo looked at it, it was really true, probably it was the credit of being coquettish and cute with Ling Su before, but——

He took a closer look and almost thought he was dazzled: Erha's charm value suddenly went up to +500, and this kid just snapped up two small dried fish, the price of which is 5 popularity points + 300 charm points .

He clearly remembered that when he met Erha before, the other party's account balance was Popularity +10, Charm +100, and Love +1.

In other words: In this short period of more than half a day, Erha earned 1000 charm points?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How did your charm increase?

Husky-Xiao Er: The little sister kissed me, and I rose.shy.jpg

Xiao Luo was shocked: One kiss increases one thousand charm points! ?Why did Ling Su kiss his forehead before, but it didn't swell at all?Is it because the ball system was not activated before, or is the position of the pro wrong?

"Little Fatty, what are you doing?" Ling Su came out wearing a bathrobe after taking a shower, while wiping his wet hair with a towel, Vice President Luo's words "Just a kiss will be fine" echoed in his mind. ", I don't know if the other party is joking, or——

As soon as the result came out, he saw his fur kid standing upright, waving his paws in the air like a convulsion.

mosquito?Obviously not.

Ling Su squatted down, put his head next to the little orange cat, followed its line of sight, um, there was nothing.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo became inexplicably nervous, and after repeatedly confirming that the other party would not find his "golden finger", he breathed a sigh of relief. He looked back at the chat dialog box with Erha, and a thought came to his mind.

Mua~ lightly touched the shit shovel officer's face.

Ling Su was slightly taken aback, turned his head, and looked suspiciously at the little orange cat: "Little Fatty, did you secretly kiss me just now?"

Xiao Luo bit the bullet, pretended to be calm, and secretly glanced at his account balance: popularity value -599, charm value +50, love value +1111.

unusual!Why did he only increase his charm by 50 points when he kissed him?

Could it be that your position is wrong?

Xiao Luo fell silent for an instant, and asked him to take the initiative to kiss a man's mouth. This was really too much for him!forget it.

"Little fat?" Ling Su poked the little orange cat's ear with his finger, obviously he was taken advantage of, right?As a result, the little thing got angry by itself.

"Hey, stop making trouble and go to sleep."

Before Xiao Luo could resist, he was picked up by the shit shovel officer.

Huh?What body wash is this?It smells so good.

The little orange cat sniffed around with its nose, and waved its short legs around.A little rascal.

Ling Su lowered his head to look at his bathrobe that had been snatched away, and shook his head helplessly: "You little pervert."

Xiao Luo slandered: If you were a young lady, I guess it would be considered harassment, but we are the same gender.However, even though the genders are the same, from a male point of view, it is quite a face to be pulled out for a walk by the shit shovel officer.

This night, one person and one cat slept peacefully.

The only bad thing is that Xiao Luo forgot to turn off the ball system. When he woke up the next day and saw the news that Erha swiped the screen, he really had the urge to beat the dog.

Huskies-Small Er: Proud.jpg

husky-little two: grinning.jpg

Husky-Small Two: Akimbo and Laughing.jpg

……

Xiao Luo pulled forward, and the messages sent by Erha were all pictures, and a screenshot was inserted every once in a while, just like a live broadcast: he also watched helplessly as the charm value of this guy soared from +500 to + 9500!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How many times did you secretly kiss your young lady last night?

He just used his toes to think about it, and he knew that Bai Qingyun would not be perverted enough to kiss Erha all the time, and she was also a flower in the art department. With her looks and figure, people who chased her could line up from the dormitory to the cafeteria without having to torture themselves Desperately looking for a sense of existence in a little milk dog.

It is estimated that Bai Qingyun accidentally kissed Erha yesterday, and this little clever guy discovered the shortcut to increase the charm value, and then... the young lady suffered a disaster.

Huskies-Junior Two: Many times, but only nine times.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your little sister is so pitiful, she was molested by you, a little beast, in her sleep, and she still doesn't know it.silence.jpg

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, you can also kiss your master.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Correct me, that's my slave.Plus, I don't have that addiction.

When he successfully started the live broadcast, his popularity and charisma values ​​would still drop like running water!

Husky-Xiao Er: Ah!Miss sister woke up, I flashed first.ヾ(ω`)o

Xiao Luo silently pulled back the chat information, and looked at the time when Erha sent pictures several times, and calculated one point: the cooldown time of the shortcut of adding 1000 charm points to kissing is almost one hour.

It is 06:30 in the morning, and Ling Su has not opened his eyes yet.

Under the light of the morning sun, the shit-shoveling officer who looks like a Sleeping Beauty is full of temptations for the evil little orange cat, and becomes a more attractive existence than Xiaoyugan.

Xiao Luo watched Ling Su quietly. Half a minute later, with strong willpower, he turned his attention to the king's harem group. There are 128 members in all, and there is no administrator. In the harem, the real king is not in the group.

The news in the group was swiping quickly, which made Xiao Luo unable to help but wonder: How can these animals type so fast?Even a not-so-weak hacker like him would feel inferior.

There was no dream all night. When Ling Su opened his eyes, the only feeling he had was that he had slept so peacefully and securely for the first time in his life. He sat up and looked at the little orange cat lying on the bed. Obviously, the little furry boy woke up Earlier than him, he was lying on his back, exercising on all fours.

Xiao Luo glanced at the corner of his eyes, met the gaze of the shit shovel officer, and gave a very obedient meow, and returned his attention to the ball system suspended in front of him, secretly startled: It really is an extraordinary black technology, but it is still Conscious conversion text function!No wonder the input speed of Erha's hairy paw is not slow at all.

Seeing Erha crazily praising the circle of friends, and because of human inertial thinking, he chose the virtual keyboard input method from the beginning, but now it is not too late to find the function of consciousness conversion text, at least there is no need to worry about falling in front of the shit shoveler. The chain, if the ball system can be connected to his usual computer network...

The more Xiao Luo thought about it, the more excited he became, and decided to try to crack the core baseband of the ball system.

"Little Fatty, wake up." Ling Su stretched out his hand and touched the little orange cat's soft belly. After one night, the round belly was deflated, "Are you hungry?"

"Meow~" Xiao Luo responded with a happy mood. Although it was difficult for him to overcome psychologically such as kissing, he could still earn some charm points by being coquettish and cute.

Seeing the charm value +20 rubbing up again and again, and then looking at Erha's shining +9500, Xiao Luo swallowed quietly, looking at the still-lit profile picture, he wondered if this dude forgot to download it. I got offline, but received a sad message from the other party.

Husky-Xiao Er: Crying.jpg, Xiao Miao, the young lady seems to have found out that I secretly kissed her, she put me in the dog cage and went out, there is no dried fish or cat food, only left for me A bowl of goat milk!

Xiao Luo couldn't comfort it, thinking of the nickname of the demolition office of the other party, he understood it in seconds.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: In addition to stealing a kiss last night, did you also tear down the house?

Huskies-Small Two: Embarrassment.jpg

Sure enough.Xiao Luo took pleasure in other's misfortune and made a laughing emoticon, Erha is Erha, even if LOLO Pet Xuan is gold-plated, the essence is still the same.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, you look like this, don’t you know that the charm value can only be increased by interacting with the owner?