My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After confirming that there is no monitoring installed in the study, the little orange cat decisively pressed the start button of the main box, um, the paw hurts a bit.

Ling Su's computer has a power-on password, but for Xiao Luo, this is not a problem, not to mention that the other party entered the password in front of him without any precautions.

After pressing the power-on password on the keyboard with his front paws, Xiao Luo began to miss the time when his fingers were healthy.

First of all, log in to the Qiuqiu account. There are not many friends on this account. Except for his master and parents, no one else has been added.

The avatars in the contact list are all black, Xiao's father and Xiao's mother visit the Qiuqiu number on weekdays, almost once a year.

After checking the date, Xiao Luo clicked on Master's avatar and began to edit the information: Master, I had an accident yesterday afternoon, and now I have turned into a full moon orange cat. What is the current state of my own body? I don't know yet.After you see it, please go to 25#204, Yujingyuan high-end residential area, Z city, to help check the scene.Also, don't tell my parents about this beforehand.

Before the message was sent, a news feed suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen. The title was very eye-catching: 17-year-old boy died naked at home. The truth turned out to be...

Looking at this title, Xiao Luo had an ominous premonition.

After clicking on the news link, the premonition became a reality.Although there are mosaics in the photo, he still recognized the place where he lived for several years!The only good thing is that there are no nude photos of him in it.The writer used a typical UC title, and the tone of the text was serious, describing the story of a teenager with Internet addiction who stayed up all night and died suddenly from fatigue.

The comment below obviously does not have the text "positive".

1#: Nothing else, the housing prices here are ridiculously high, a typical wealthy area in City Z, so I can't help but have an idea...

2#: I have a friend who lives in Yujingyuan. It is said that there is a boy in the 25th building who looks very good. He looks about seventeen or eighteen years old. No one usually sees his parents.

3#: It must have been taken care of by that old woman, raised in a deep boudoir that no one knew~

4#: Internet addicted teenager?It must have been exhausted!Today's young people are so unselfish!

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21#: Those lumps upstairs, their psychology is too dark, and their eating looks are too ugly.

Xiao Luo went through dozens of floors in a row, and the basic arguments were all the same, three words: brainless black.

What happened to him yesterday, is in the news today. The traces are too obvious, as if being suppressed by the navy to guide public opinion. When he was about to do something, the ball in the lower right corner of the screen indicated that there was new news. Looking at the profile picture, Xiao Luo quickly opened it and replaced the previously edited content.

Xiao: Master, why are you online?

Compared with his parents, the frequency of his master's going to the ball is about the same. The three of them travel all over the world all the year round, and they have their own channels to connect with each other. Slowly, the ball has become a decoration.

Master: Xiao Luo, where are you now?

Xiao: W big.Master, a little accident happened on my side, and the matter is more complicated.

Master: I already know all about it.

Xiao Luo was stunned, he didn't say anything yet, Master knew everything?Although Master has always been equated with supernatural powers and omnipotence in his eyes, this person died suddenly and possessed a cat, such a supernatural thing...

Master: It's my fault. If I objected when AX asked you for help, you wouldn't be almost killed.

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Master: I got the news in advance that you might be in danger, so I was going to rescue you, but it was a step too late. When I arrived, you were already unconscious. The doctor said that you might become a vegetable, but I am Bian transferred your soul to an orange cat through a special way.During this period of time, you stay at W University with peace of mind, and I will pick you up after the matter is over.

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Master: Your claws are not working well now. I will take care of those trolls on the Internet. The most important thing for you right now is to take care of your body. Don’t be fooled. This cat is the best cat I found for me with my best efforts. Fit the body, let's make do with it first.

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Master: Let’s do this for today. Remember to clear the history when you log off.

Xiao: Master!How many secrets do you keep from us!

Master: When the time is right, you will naturally know.smile.jpg

Xiao Luo watched helplessly as the master's profile picture darkened in an instant. He became a teacher at the age of three and studied with him. Before he took the college entrance examination, he didn't even go to school. After 14 years, he became a legendary master hacker. Proficient in English, French, German, and Japanese, he is undoubtedly outstanding among his peers, but without the careful teaching and cultivation of his master, he would not have achieved what he is today.

However, he still knew too little about Master.

After 2 minutes, the originally opened news page was refreshed and changed to 404NOTFOUND.

"Meow~meow~" the little orange cat stretched its neck and howled twice, then turned off the ball, opened the command prompt interface, and slowly entered a few lines of commands to clear the traces of his previous use one by one. Then shut down!

Ling Su's mainframe is designed with a water-cooling system, so there is no such thing as the mainframe remaining hot for a period of time after it is turned off.

The little orange cat returned to her cat's litter, with her belly upside down listlessly lifting her dead body.

Things like the Three Views are constantly being refreshed.

He thought that he was overtired, his feet slipped, and he was unlucky enough to fall himself to death.

Unexpectedly, his "death" was actually a premeditated plan.

He should be thankful, anyway, his body is still alive, he still has a chance to go back, but he didn't do anything, just wait?Obviously it doesn't fit Xiao Luo's temperament either.

Perhaps, he should look for that Erha, he always feels that the kid seems to know something inside.

Just as he was thinking, the little orange cat's ears twitched, and he opened his eyes to look at the door of the room.

The next second, the excrement shoveler opened the door and came in.

The book says: Orange cat has a lively personality and loves to act like a baby.

Seeing that he can only rely on the shit shovel officer to find Erha, Xiao Luo hesitated, ran over, and meowed a few times at the shit shovel officer.

"Scheming little chubby, don't care about anything."

"Meow?" The little orange cat tilted its head, opened its mouth slightly, and looked innocent and innocent.

Ling Su closed the door, squatted down, and looked down at the fluffy ball: "Did you do something bad while I was away?"

"Meow~" The little orange cat took the initiative to move forward, put its head in the palm of the excrement shovel officer, rubbed against it, and cursed: I fucked you.

"A smell of milk. I really want to eat you."

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#My family shovel shit officer is a snake spirit disease, how to cure it? #

"It's 09:30, do you still want to watch cartoons?" Ling Su naturally couldn't know Xiao Luo's inner thoughts. He picked up his little orange cat in both hands and walked towards the study. It was obvious that one-third of the milk powder was missing, and the corners of his mouth could not help but smile, "Xiao Pang likes my milk?"

Xiao Luo wanted to roll his eyes: This is definitely an abnormal master.

"Hey, fat, did you come to the study while I was away?" Ling Su picked up a golden cat hair from the mechanical keyboard, and looked at the little orange cat who jumped onto the desk with a serious expression. .

After all the calculations, there is still one omission: he will shed his hair now!

After Xiao Luo meowed innocently, his fluffy body crawled forward and moved. When it touched the edge of the keyboard, his body tilted and fell on the keyboard, rolling from side to side.

The cat hair fell out again.

"Like this keyboard?" Ling Su suddenly realized.

That night, the mechanical keyboard "stained" by Xiao Luo was sent to the cat's nest.

In the end, the cartoon was not finished, and before the computer was turned on, Ling Su answered the phone call. It was an hour after he finished the call, and the little orange cat had already fallen asleep.

The fluffy golden gradient, the short legs are snow-white and flawless, and the pink and tender cat paws waved from time to time, Ling Su bent over and leaned forward, blowing at the little guy, the cat's paws seemed to sense it, After scratching a few times, the sleeping little orange cat shifted its position, so that its back was facing the excrement shoveler.

This is the first time for Ling Su to raise a cat. He accidentally got the redemption card from LOLO Pet Shop. He also heard that this is a very peculiar pet shop. All pets are not sold at a clear price, but only given to those who are destined. It looks like a hype. gimmick.

And he really needed a cat, so he came to the door with the exchange card.

When he saw this little orange cat for the first time, Ling Su's originally calm heart seemed to be thrown into ripples, and a voice from the bottom of his heart told him: This is it.

Obviously it was a cute and cute little furry face, but he interpreted all kinds of expressions, such as disgust, contempt, flattery, guilty conscience?

"Dinglingling~" The phone rang.

Ling Su immediately pressed the answer button, and quickly walked to the balcony to answer the phone.

"Grandpa." Serious face.

"Xiao Su, you got the cat, how do you feel?" Grandpa Ling's voice sounded full of air, not at all like someone in his early seventies.

"Very good." Still with a serious face.

"That's good, take care of it." There was a hint of a smile in the voice.

Ling Su was silent for three seconds: "Grandpa, is that legend true?"

"Naturally it is true." The tone was serious.

The call ended in less than 2 minutes.

When Ling Su returned to the edge of the cat's nest, the little orange cat had already rolled out of the nest restlessly, crawling forward step by step like a turtle speeding furball, but his eyes were closed. It was obvious that he hadn't woken up yet.

"This direction... Xiaopang, are you planning to occupy my bed?"

Xiao Luo, who was sleeping, couldn't answer, and didn't realize that he was picked up by the shit shovel officer and carried to the bed.

At this time, Ling Su naturally did not expect the "surprise" that would greet him the next day.