My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"Small forest... Ling Su, do you want to think about changing your name?" As Ling Su's childhood and diehard fan, Yang Liu really can't bear such an indescribable name. Compared with Xinghai, Tianyu, and Chenxi, it is simply too much. whatever!

Yang Bai, one of the twins, nodded in agreement: "Ling Su, I think Xinghui and Longcheng in the pre-selection plan are better."

Ling Su seldom insisted on going his own way, but this time he unexpectedly insisted, and directly blamed the little orange cat: "Little Fatty chose it."

Yang Liu and Yang Bai: "..." speechless.

In the end, Xiaoshulin Entertainment Brokerage Company successfully obtained approval and registration.

"Entertainment economy, film and television drama production and investment, program production and distribution, event planning, these four structures, let Xingchen's personnel department recruit first. In addition, if Chenxi wants to change jobs, they can give preferential treatment according to the situation. Of course, the most important point is that if the reputation and character are not good, they will all be rejected."

Yang Liu touched his nose: "I have a feeling that I'm about to start from nothing."

Liu Bai laughed loudly: "Brother, you are really humorous now."

Then he turned his head to look at Ling Su, and asked, "Boss! It should be fine if I recruit another girl in now, right?"

"You want to go to the HR department to help again?" Ling Su asked back, and handed over the reviewed proposal, "There is no rush for managers and artists, because of your hard work, Xiaoshulin's public relations planning center I will leave it to you, this is the plan. Come on!"

Yang Bai was confused: "Then what is my brother doing?"

"In order not to let him have the illusion of self-made, naturally he will continue to sit in the stars." Ling Su has already intended to reorganize the industry, focusing on comprehensive Internet services. After all, his personal energy is limited. If he devotes himself to work, it will be natural I will sacrifice a lot of time with Xiaopang.

"Ling Su, is it my delusion? I think you have a tendency to play cats and lose your mind recently..." Yang Liu's eyebrows moved slightly. Since Ling Su brought Xiaopang back from the LOLO pet shop, the workaholic has become Pet fanatics, people who used to not post on Moments once a week are now posting about their pets every day, it's crazy!

"Well, there are priorities." Ling Su replied ambiguously, "By the way, do you know what boys of seventeen or eighteen usually like?"

A boy of seventeen or eighteen... The twin brothers looked at each other tacitly. Are there any boys of this age among the relatives of the Ling family?

Yang Liu asked, "A birthday present?"

Ling Su shook his head: "No."

Yang Bai coughed lightly, and said, "Ling Su, I think the range you gave is too vague. First of all, when giving gifts, it depends on the other party's personality, preferences, and family situation... a car? It depends on whether he has passed the driver's license test, driving at a young age is prone to accidents. Or give him a watch? Ah yes, if it's a girl, desserts, cakes, ice cream and chocolates are also good..."

Ling Su thought about it carefully: "I know."

"Hey? What do you know, we don't even know..."

"I'm leaving early today, that's all."

Ling Su packed up his things, and decided to go to the supermarket first, buy some ingredients, and cook a delicious meal by himself.

He secretly tasted a little bit of kitten milk powder, but the taste was really bland.

When Xiao Luo woke up, he found that his shit-shoveling officer had returned and was busy in the kitchen. After getting along for so many days, he was quite familiar with Ling Su's cooking skills. The level of making milk powder was absolutely first-class. Did he cook?up for debate.

Because he has never eaten it.

But now smelling the aroma of this fish soup, Xiao Luo couldn't help salivating.

"Meow~" The little orange cat ran to the door of the kitchen and began to show its presence.

In the end, the excrement shovel officer handed him the bottle rather blankly.

Xiao Luo hugged the feeding bottle speechlessly, still squatting in the corner to peep, and secretly used the gaze skill on his shit-shoveling officer.

I stare~ I stare~ I stare hard~ I stare until you are pregnant!Um, my eyes are a little sore.

The little orange cat lowered its head and took a sip of milk, thinking about how to open its mouth in exchange for the shit shovel officer's food, when there was a knock on the door.

Ling Su went to open the door, looked at the person outside, and closed the door expressionlessly, but the other party forced his way in.

"Ling Xiaosu, we are still a family, why are you so indifferent to me!"

"What are you here for?"

"I smell the fragrance, and I plan to come to eat and drink." Such a brazen and natural tone, except for "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan, I can't find another one.

Xiao Luo was extremely helpless: Why is this guy here again?

"Hi, Fatty!" Ling Xuan smiled and waved to the little orange cat holding a feeding bottle, "I brought you a present."

Xiao Luo rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Seeing that the so-called gift was actually a box of matcha chocolates, Ling Su frowned slightly, his expression was serious, and his tone was cold: "Theobromine in chocolate contains methylxanthine, which can cause poisoning to cats. In mild cases, loss of appetite and drooling , vomiting, diarrhea, etc., severe convulsions or even coma, arrhythmia, and eventually death from heart failure. Do you have common sense?"

"Tsk tsk, that's it, then I'll eat it myself." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" looked suddenly enlightened, without any regret, and was about to drill in as she spoke, but in the end——

"Don't spoil my cat, get out, get out!" Ling Su immediately kicked him out.

After the door was closed with a bang, the world became quiet.

Xiao Luo looked at his shit-shoveling officer in shock, and secretly swallowed his saliva: This is the most powerful human being he has ever seen, and he just drove an old monster out just like that!

But having said that, if you think about it carefully, the reason why Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" only dares to be so unscrupulous in front of him is probably because they are... the same kind?

In other words, the behavior of monsters in the human world is actually restricted, especially the higher level monsters?

Xiao Luo memorized it silently, and decided to find a chance to try it out next time.

"Little Fatty, there is heavy oily smoke in the kitchen, don't get so close." Ling Su passed the little orange cat on the way, bent down and patted Xiao Luo's head.

Xiao Luo blinked, moved a little distance obediently, and said sweetly from the bottom of his heart: My excrement shoveler is so gentle and considerate, and he can cook soup, it's perfect!Must click 32 likes.

So, the voyeuristic sneak shot mode is turned on——

Click!Click!

Without knowing it, Ling Su was secretly photographed countless times.

All the high-definition photos were uploaded to the private album of the ball system, Xiao Luo flipped through the photos contentedly, and then posted a message with a show-off mentality.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] My excrement shoveler cooks for me, so virtuous, ouch~【Date: 2020-9-18】

Erha immediately gave him a thumbs up.

It's worthy of praising the little crazy hand.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, you are so happy, I envy ing, my old Luo is not good at cooking, hey.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, wouldn't your food be better?I saw ribs soup, tuna, cod, crucian carp soup... Can you finish it?

Pudding Hamster-Five Rings: Wow, drooling.jpg

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: I'm so hungry...

Husky-Xiao Er: Xiao Miao, let me have a meal with you, okay?

Xiao Luo patted his belly proudly, rubbing it for a while?Sorry, I don't necessarily have anything to eat.

So, the little orange cat didn't reply coldly, and switched the window directly.

"Beep beep-"

King: You are a kitten now, you can’t eat human food greedily, too much salt will lead to baldness, you know that?

When Xiao Luo saw it, he felt embarrassing, as soon as he thought that the king was actually his master, and associating with the past 14 years, he immediately understood: the master is actually... hungry.

Ah ha ha ha ha!Why can't he stop laughing like Uncle Ke Ke?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Majesty, don't worry, I'll just eat a little.

Your Majesty: ...don't eat at all!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: If I change back into a human form, it shouldn't matter, right?

Your Majesty: Does Ling Su know your identity?

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat. In fact, he had a premonition. Ling Su should have guessed a little bit, but because he gave a reminder at the movie theater that night, his shit-shoveling officer tacitly kept silent and didn't ask.

No matter how intelligent the system is, it will not have the emotions and desires of human beings after all. To put it bluntly, the existence of bugs is inevitable.

As long as it is not exposed in person, it will not trigger the consequences of forced stripping.

Your Majesty: You have to hurry up and practice.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I understand, my lord, okay.jpg

King: I am tired.I will see you tomorrow.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o

Xiao Luo complied complacently, secretly guessing: Master must be hungry.

When he was young, his parents were always away, and he and his master depended on each other for life. Because neither of them knew how to cook, they often ordered takeaway food at first, and then hired a part-time worker to cook. The situation improved.

"Little Fatty, come here and smell it, does it smell good?" His excrement shoveler called.

Xiao Luo dropped the bottle, ran over immediately, was picked up by Ling Su, leaned in front of the casserole and inhaled the fragrance, and then——

There's no after that.

Xiao Luo waited and waited until seven o'clock in the evening, and he watched Ling Su line up corn rib soup, crucian carp soup, steamed tuna, and steamed cod on the dining table, and then filled a bowl of white Rice, eat with relish.

"Meow?" The shit shoveler, where's mine?

Xiao Luo stared pitifully at the excrement shoveler, half an hour later, Ling Su finished eating, said he wanted to go for a walk to digest food, and asked Xiaopang if he wanted to come together?

"Meow!" Don't go, hum.

The little orange cat pointed its butt at the excrement shoveler, and after hearing that the other party closed the door and left, he looked at the soup and dishes on the table that were still exuding warmth and aroma, hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't hold back, and exchanged 10 minutes of transformation time...

After filling himself a bowl full of rice, Xiao Luo happily waved his chopsticks and prepared to steal it, but after he tasted the first mouthful of soup, he almost spit it out!

Why no salt?

I tasted all of them in disbelief, and sure enough, no salt was added.

Not to mention that there is no salt added, and even the oil is only a little bit. It looks very light. Apart from the attractive fragrance, it is really hard to say!

Even so, for Xiao Luo who can only drink milk powder all the time, this is already a rare gourmet meal!