My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su slipped around outside, and when he came back, he found that the house had been broken into.

"Ling Xiaosu, your craftsmanship is really terrible. You don't add salt to the soup, which makes me sick." Ling Xuan, who was wearing pink pajamas and long hair shawl, complained while gnawing on the ribs.

"How did you come in?" Ling Su frowned displeasedly, looked at the brazen and complaining Ling Xuan who was sitting at the edge of the dining table, and almost turned around with the mop to chase away people.

"Hey, your chubby let me in." Ling Xuan directly threw the pot at the little orange cat.

"Where's Fatty?" Ling Su decisively directed his attention elsewhere, looked left and right, and finally found the little orange cat in the cat's litter.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo replied lazily, he was so full that he almost couldn't turn over.

Ling Su walked quickly to the edge of the cat's nest, looking at the little orange cat's round belly, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Little Fatty, you are really..."

Xiao Luo was a little embarrassed, and he didn't expect that when he was full, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" suddenly came in uninvited, and plausibly snatched his bowl and chopsticks, saying all kinds of righteousness: "Little Fatty, if Ling Xiaosu comes back and sees that the dinner he made has been stolen, he will definitely become suspicious! For the sake of our acquaintance, I will help you as much as I can!"

"I really don't need your help, thank you." As soon as Xiao Luo finished speaking, the countdown to his transformation reset to zero, and he was directly beaten back to his original form. .

In the end, it was Ling Xuan who smirked and sent the little orange cat back to the cat's nest. While complaining about Ling Xiaosu's cooking skills, he launched the CD-ROM operation with a whirlwind momentum.

Another big monster with bad cooking skills.Xiao Luo slandered silently. Thinking of Master and his old man, he couldn't help sighing: The big monster can't cook, so that's why he has always been single?

From this point of view, if the predestined person of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" is not good at cooking, in the future, this arrogant and fickle brain-disabled person will probably only be able to order takeout every day or go to other people's homes to eat and drink. It's really pathetic.

With such a compassionate mood, Xiao Luo waited until the shit shovel officer returned home.

"Meow~" Shit shoveler, I can't get up, come help me!

Although Ling Su didn't understand, he picked up the little orange cat and put it on the ground in a considerate manner: "Don't lie down after eating, and walk more, so that it's not easy to accumulate food and get fat... Xiaopang, you seem to be fat again gone."

Some people are fat for fun, so is his cat?Get fat for fun, miraculously lose weight after a few days, and then gain weight again after a few days?

The shit shovel officer started to get a little worried.

"Meow?" Are you fat?

Xiao Luo lowered his head, looked at his short legs, and said he was fine, but the inner alchemy that Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" forcefully stuffed into him hadn't been digested, and it rebounded a little now, and he really ate too much just now. up.

"Meow!" Don't worry, it will be fine at dawn tomorrow.

"You guys are really worrying." Ling Su touched the head of the little orange cat, then turned to Ling Xuan who was sitting at the dining table picking his teeth, "Your behavior is called trespassing under the laws of country C. residential."

"Oh, is that right? I've been outside for too long, so I don't know much about it, but didn't I tell you before, it was your chubby who opened the door for me." Ling Xuan said with a smile , in front of the other party, Xiao Luo raised his eyebrows openly, "You think so, little fat?"

"Meow!" It's a fart!

Little orange cat fried hair: Don't bully me now that I can't speak, just throw all the blame on me!

Ling Su doesn't know whether other people's cats can open the door, but this one of his own...

Ling Su knew it well, and didn't show anything on his face. He took out his mobile phone and said casually: "If the third uncle knows that you are such a virtuous person in China..."

"Hey, Ling Xiaosu, this kind of elementary school students' tricks of making small reports has long been out of date, you still have the nerve to threaten me? Why don't you just eat your food, and I even put half a bottle of old Ganma seasoning on it? !"

"Okay, I don't want to talk nonsense with you, you can go back to your room." Ling Su will accept it when he sees it, and it is obviously not good to continue to entangle with the other party. It will be disadvantageous to bring out Xiao Luo's matter in person. Send the God of Plague away.

"Ah, I almost forgot to mention it. Tomorrow afternoon, I'm going to give a class to the junior students of the Department of Computer Science. Are you interested in listening to it?" Ling Xuan took the remaining half bottle of Laoganma to the entrance and went to the entrance. He stopped, looked back and smiled, "Study by the way?"

"Goodbye." Ling Su directly pushed the person out of the door, decisively closed and locked the door.

Xiao Luo watched silently, and really wanted to tell his shit-shoveling officer: This lock is of no use to the old monster outside the door.

"Little fat, remember to stay away from that guy in the future. His brain is abnormal and he will be infected."

"Meow!"

Xiao Luo responded happily, watching his excrement shoveler clean up the dishes and chopsticks, he felt that Ling Xiaosu was really virtuous in every way, it was simply too rare!

He has good looks, can make money, has a good temper, and can do housework. He is really a good man who can't be found even with a lantern.

Just as he was feeling, the knock on the door rang again.

Ling Su put the bowls and plates into the dishwasher, dried his hands, walked over to open the door, because he was worried that it might be Ling Xuan again, this time, he didn't open the door directly, looked out through the peephole, and found that it was Bai Qingyun Holding Erha outside.

"Beep beep——" the ball system message prompt sounded.

Xiao Luo hiccupped, clicked to open it, embarrassing.

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow!I'm here to eat and drink with you!happy laughing.jpg

Coincidentally, Ling Su opened the door over there, and Bai Qingyun said embarrassedly: "Senior Ling, I'm really sorry, Xiaoha must come to your chubby, but I don't want to, so it keeps barking and uses my Xiaopang's name is written on the computer, you may think I'm lying when I say that, but..."

Bai Qingyun herself finds it inconceivable that Erha, who has always been the most agile except for twisting her buttocks and wagging her tail, stepped on her computer keyboard and typed five words on the notepad: Go find meow to play!

She almost thought she had seen a ghost, but then she thought again, Erha and Luo Baibai were playing Fruit Lianliankan together before, maybe it was the guinea pig from Vice President Luo's family who taught her little Erha to type?

You must know that Luo Baibai can not only read books, but also simply operate a computer. He can be called the guinea pig with the highest IQ in history!

The so-called those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, is this probably the truth?

Really unable to withstand the attack of Erha's magic sound, Bai Qingyun had no choice but to inquire about Ling Su's residence brazenly, and came to the door.

"Come in." Ling Su carefully looked at the cub husky with its tongue sticking out and flicking its tail at him. It was obvious that this husky was of pure blood, but it was much smarter than ordinary huskies.

Recalling the times when his little orange cat and little Erha met several times, Ling Su felt that this little milk dog should be regarded as one of Xiaopang's good friends, so he didn't treat Ling Xuan ruthlessly as he did with Ling Xuan. People get swept away.

"Thank you, Senior Ling!" Bai Qingyun smiled gratefully, secretly relieved, fortunately she was not rejected.

As soon as Erha landed on the ground, Sa Yazi ran towards the little orange cat.

All kinds of flattery are unbearable to look at.

[Xiao Miao, where's the tuna?What about cod?If not, crucian carp soup is also fine, give me a couple of mouthfuls to satisfy my cravings! 】

【You rushed here at night just for a bite to eat? 】

Xiao Luo squinted at Erha with all sorts of distaste. Although Bai Qingyun is a girl in the art department, she is completely different from those coquettish girls outside. She is a model of good looks and good character. Most importantly, his family It's impossible for the shit shovel officer to like her.

Of course, the last point is the key point.

【yes! 】 Erha wagged his tail happily.

Xiao Luo covered his face: This is the real foodie!pity--

[I've finished eating, and the plate was washed off just now, you smell it, does it still smell fishy? 】

[Aww!How can you do this! 】

[Touch the dog's head. 】

Ling Su stood aside, quietly watching the husky cubs rushing up to his little orange cat, barking non-stop, and Xiaopang also meowing. It seemed that there was no obstacle in communication. It's enviable.

Bai Qingyun looked at it curiously for a while, at a loss, completely unable to understand what Erha's behavior was, but felt that the little orange cat was a lot fatter than when she saw it before, she couldn't help being a little surprised, and then looked at Ling Su Said: "Senior Ling, your chubby grows up so fast."

Ling Su replied ambiguously: "Yes. The food is good."

Good food?Bai Qingyun was a little dazed, her Xiaoha's food was not bad, why didn't she grow up as fast as Xiaopang?

It grows so fast... Xiao Luo's ears trembled. As a feline, his hearing is too good to be a problem. He turned his head to look at Miss Bai Qingyun, and was suddenly startled: Qingyan?

See also Qingyan.

Xiao Luo had an ominous premonition. When he saw Su Yingdi last time, he didn't remind Wuhuan in time. Something happened to Su Chen later.

[Erha, your little sister may be in danger recently, you remember to protect her personally, and if you have enough balance, buy her an amulet. 】

【ah?What danger?But I'm not attractive enough...]

In the last live broadcast, Erha's popularity rose by [-] all of a sudden, but his charisma value was rather embarrassing. There were only a few hundred points left, which were saved by saving money these few days.

[Do you still remember the last time Su Chen was stabbed? 】Xiao Luo didn't say it clearly, but simply mentioned it, Erha immediately understood.

Although huskies are generally more stupid than Erhu, and this one in front of him is not very smart, but when it comes to the life safety of his young lady, Erhu's brain works much faster than usual.

[Xiao Miao, what should I do? ] Erha asked nervously.

Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, finally gritted his teeth, and donated [-] charm points to the other party, telling him: [I'll find a chance to hang it on her wrist later, this can be invisible. 】

There is no way, who let him find out, and it happens to be Erha's master, so he can't just leave him alone.

But looking at the little charisma he had left, Xiao Luo still felt a little distressed in his heart.

[Little meow, what a da!I'm my best best friend!none of them. 】

Erha jumped up excitedly and hugged the little orange cat, and then was slapped away with a paw mercilessly.

After the two dawdled for a while, Erha reluctantly ran back to Bai Qingyun.

Xiao Luo thought for a while, then went to his own shit-shoveling officer and grabbed Ling Su's trousers with his paw: "Meow?" Shit-shoveler, it's a bit late now, let's go see Miss Bai Qingyun off together, shall we?

After Ling Su stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds, he didn't know if he understood, but when Bai Qingyun was about to leave, he offered to send her back.

"Senior Ling, will this take up your time?" Bai Qingyun couldn't help worrying while being flattered.

"It's okay. It's less than nine o'clock now, and the street lights are broken in the part of the way back to the girls' dormitory. I'll take you to a crowded place and come back." Ling Su bent down and picked up the little orange cat who was holding him coquettishly , "Xiao Pang is a bit full, I will let him exercise later."