My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 64 Do You Eat Marshmallows?
After going downstairs, Xiao Luo volunteered to leave by himself, but Ling Su couldn't resist him, so he had to let the little orange cat down.
Bai Qingyun thought about it for a while, and let Erha move freely. Unlike the legendary Huggies who "let go", this little milk dog is quite sensible. Being the owner is very gratifying, but I don't know——
[Don't run around, be careful of your young lady's accident.You have to be by her side to protect her at all times. 】
There is a heartbroken little orange cat constantly reminding Erha who can't control his legs.
From the professor's apartment building to the girls' dormitory building, there is a section of road that is dark and lit, because the street light just broke down at night, and there is no time to repair it. Ling Su deliberately went out for a stroll after eating, just noticed this, and the little orange cat Unusually, she hugged him and acted like a baby, as if reminding him of something.
Ling Su thought for a while, and simply showed kindness and sent Bai Qingyun back to the dormitory.
This is a girl who can understand clearly. After two brief encounters before, Ling Su came to the above conclusion. Because she understands clearly, he doesn't mind doing good deeds every day.
"Senior Ling, thank you." Bai Qingyun stopped in time when the dormitory building was close in front of her. She knew that if she walked forward, the goal would be more obvious. If she was misunderstood by then, Ling Su would probably be unhappy.
"Yeah." Ling Su nodded slightly, watching her pick Erha up and walked towards the dormitory.
Xiao Luo also stared intently, and secretly reminded Erha to exchange the amulet. Before it was too late, a pot of prickly pear balls fell from the sky in front of Bai Qingyun!
"Wow, woof!" Erha exclaimed excitedly.
Because it was only a little bit short, the flower of the art department was opened by a prickly pear. Bai Qingyun is usually kind, modest and polite. When the students passing by saw this, they all gathered around to ask for their health. Even the dormitory aunt immediately organized staff Go investigate what's going on with this prickly pear.
Bai Qingyun's heart beat faster in fear, if Erha hadn't suddenly hugged her wrist and licked and rubbed her, she stopped for two seconds halfway, the pot of prickly pear would have landed on her head!
Xiao Luo watched from a distance, staring intently at the green smoke behind Bai Qingyun, seeing that wisp of smoke quietly dissipating, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
"Meow!" The shit shoveler went home!
Ling Su was about to leave after sending the person to the place, but his chubby chubby refused to leave, and dragged on for some time, until he witnessed the scene of Bai Qingyun's narrow escape with his own eyes, and suddenly he was shocked!
He didn't go over to help, because he couldn't intervene, and besides, he had a lot of things he wanted to ask the little orange cat.
However, when he thought of the serious and dignified expression on the young man's face that night, he swallowed all the questions that came to his mouth in a daze.
"Little Fatty, you're home." Ling Su took a deep breath, trying to make his tone sound calmer.
"Meow!" Xiao Luo hugged Shit Shovel Officer's calf: I can't do it anymore, I'm so tired after walking all the way, hurry up and hug me!
"Can't walk anymore?" Ling Su smiled lightly and shook his head, bent down to pick up the little orange cat, "Let me touch my stomach, um, it seems a little deflated."
"Meow?" Really?Why do I feel like you are lying to me!
Xiao Luo found a comfortable position and lay down, pointing forward with his short legs: "Meow!" Shit shoveler, let's run towards the way home!
Ling Su didn't understand. If he did, he would probably give him a brainstorm.
The wind at night is a bit cool, with a sweet smell of cotton candy.
Xiao Luo licked his lips, and suddenly wanted to eat cotton candy, what should I do?
Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a stand selling cotton candy on the side of the road!
Xiao Luo blinked in surprise, there was clearly nothing on the way to send Erha's young lady back just now!No wonder he smelled cotton candy and thought it was his hallucination.But--
It seems that casual stalls are not allowed on the university campus, right?
Especially, this big night, no matter how you look at it, there is a weird smell.
Oops, there is a monster!
"Meow." The little orange cat quietly patted the back of his excrement shovel officer's hand, signaling Ling Su to leave quickly and don't stay.
Naturally, Ling Su also saw the sudden appearance of the stall. It was a simple little stall. The owner of the stall was a thirteen or fourteen-year-old loli, dressed in a maid outfit, with delicate and lovely features and a sweet smile. He vaguely realized that there was something wrong. Something was wrong, and Xiaopang reminded him, so he immediately stepped forward.
"Little brother, don't you want a bunch of marshmallows for your cat?" Little Lolita took the initiative to stop him.
Ling Su didn't look sideways, and continued to walk forward.
Little Lolita sneered, and quickly ran in front of Ling Su, and stopped him obstinately, with a pitiful expression on her face: "Little brother, it's not easy to do business at night, so you can do it! "
"No, thank you." Ling Su didn't even look at her.
"Oh, he doesn't need it, I need it." A charming and gorgeous voice said frivolously.
With one paw, Xiao Luo could tell who was coming. With such a unique and recognizable voice, he couldn't find anyone other than Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister".
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Although Ling Su usually finds Ling Xuan quite unpleasant, because in his childhood memory, this "sister" who looks weak and not frightened is really full of bad deeds, too many books to write down!
But as Ling Xuan said, they are a family after all.
Naturally, Ling Su couldn't just sit and watch this bad guy get killed by something inexplicable.
"Ah, I'm a little hungry. I'm out looking for something to eat. Ling Xiaosu, go back quickly. Your chubby seems to be urinating and can't hold it any longer." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan said with a smile, and succeeded again. Leaving the blame on Xiao Luo, Ling Su is the one who likes it the most.
"Be careful yourself." Ling Su frowned, and couldn't help sighing when he saw this "little sister" who looked more dangerous than anyone else in pink pajamas and slippers walking around.
When Ling Xuan was young, many fortune tellers said that this child’s life was too hard, and he would definitely not live past the age of 16. As a result, he has lived well until now, and he has never suffered a loss since he was a child. bad luck.
It's all sorts of miracles.
"Hmm, go back quickly, I'll bring you supper later." Ling Xuan waved his hand, but the attractive smile made little Lolita pale.
Xiao Luo patted the back of Shit Shovel Officer's hand: "Meow!" Let's go back.Nobody can bully this guy unless—
The king himself is here!
Because Master is invincible!
Xiao Luo thought so straightforwardly and firmly.
After Ling Su returned to the apartment, he sent Xiaopang to the cat toilet first, then took out his mobile phone to call Ling Xuan.
The call was quickly connected.
"Are you OK?"
"Oh, Ling Xiaosu, are you caring about me? I'm outside your house, come and open the door for me."
Hearing this voice, it was obvious that nothing happened, and he was still alive and well.
After Xiao Luo finished urinating, he dug out the cat litter and covered it, shook his legs, and followed his excrement shoveler to open the door.
Outside the door, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan pushed the cotton candy-making machine with a smile, and waved to Ling Su: "Hey, do you want cotton candy?"
Xiao Luo was dumbfounded: This guy robbed the monster's stall and came back!
Ling Su was speechless, because he was worried that this guy would suffer a loss just now.
"What about the little girl?"
"Well, she extorted 1000 yuan from me, then ran away, and gave me this machine, saying that she can cook as much as she wants."
Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" is unmatched by anyone.
Xiao Luo saw the inner alchemy in the other party's pajama pocket at a glance, but he was too lazy to expose him.
"Ling Xiaosu, go find some white sugar, let's try something simple first?"
"..." Ling Su stared at the other party expressionlessly.
"Hurry up, don't be dazed, I guarantee that Xiaopang will definitely want to eat it too!" Ling Xuan laughed in various ways.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to cover his face: I don't want candy at all, thank you!
Ling Su was silent for a few seconds, then turned and went to the kitchen to get sugar.
Taking advantage of this spare time, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan proudly took out a white bead from his pocket, and mouthed to the little orange cat: Do you want it?Freshly baked and still hot!
"Meow?" What kind of monster was that just now?
Although he recognized the evil spirit at the first time, he couldn't break through the opponent's body, because he had no chance to use gaze. Of course, even if he used it, there was only a certain chance of success under the condition of insufficient proficiency.
Ling Xuan continued to lip-sync: Huapi, do you want it?
"Meow!" Not now.
Xiao Luo is still fat now, so he doesn't intend to continue to hold on, besides, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister"'s things can be taken casually!That all comes at a price.
He doesn't want to make courseware for the other party anymore. Can the courseware made by him, a freshman, be used?Xiao Luo was a little skeptical, and deeply felt that he shouldn't go further and further down the road of helping the evildoers, and it's better to stop as soon as possible.
"Your white sugar." Ling Su handed over the sugar jar, then picked up the little orange cat and left.
Seeing this posture, Ling Xuan was a little confused: "Ling Xiaosu, why did you take Xiaopang away! I had a good chat with him..."
"Xiao Pang is trying to lose weight, don't eat sugar, you can play around." Ling Su said without turning his head.
Ling Xuan: "..."
Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to laugh, this is really one thing. The old monster is still somewhat taboo when facing his closest relatives in his life. In fact, when you think about it carefully, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" treats the people of the Ling family Really good.
It can be called a clean stream in the demon world.
In the end, because there was no one to support him, Ling Xuan's "little sister" abandoned the cotton candy making machine that he said he had exchanged for 1000 yuan in equivalent exchange, and returned to his apartment with a yawn.
After Xiao Luo's four paws were carefully wiped clean by Ling Su with a towel after the shit shovel officer took a bath, one person and one cat rolled onto the bed.
"Beep beep——" The ball system prompts a new message.
Xiao Luo clicked on it, and found that it was a friend request, the avatar was the system default initial avatar, and the name was: Ling Xuan!
WTF!What is this operation?
Why does this old monster also have a ball system!
Oh, by the way, he remembered, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" seems to be an old acquaintance with Master Dawang, so it has something to do with opening the back door?
Bai Qingyun thought about it for a while, and let Erha move freely. Unlike the legendary Huggies who "let go", this little milk dog is quite sensible. Being the owner is very gratifying, but I don't know——
[Don't run around, be careful of your young lady's accident.You have to be by her side to protect her at all times. 】
There is a heartbroken little orange cat constantly reminding Erha who can't control his legs.
From the professor's apartment building to the girls' dormitory building, there is a section of road that is dark and lit, because the street light just broke down at night, and there is no time to repair it. Ling Su deliberately went out for a stroll after eating, just noticed this, and the little orange cat Unusually, she hugged him and acted like a baby, as if reminding him of something.
Ling Su thought for a while, and simply showed kindness and sent Bai Qingyun back to the dormitory.
This is a girl who can understand clearly. After two brief encounters before, Ling Su came to the above conclusion. Because she understands clearly, he doesn't mind doing good deeds every day.
"Senior Ling, thank you." Bai Qingyun stopped in time when the dormitory building was close in front of her. She knew that if she walked forward, the goal would be more obvious. If she was misunderstood by then, Ling Su would probably be unhappy.
"Yeah." Ling Su nodded slightly, watching her pick Erha up and walked towards the dormitory.
Xiao Luo also stared intently, and secretly reminded Erha to exchange the amulet. Before it was too late, a pot of prickly pear balls fell from the sky in front of Bai Qingyun!
"Wow, woof!" Erha exclaimed excitedly.
Because it was only a little bit short, the flower of the art department was opened by a prickly pear. Bai Qingyun is usually kind, modest and polite. When the students passing by saw this, they all gathered around to ask for their health. Even the dormitory aunt immediately organized staff Go investigate what's going on with this prickly pear.
Bai Qingyun's heart beat faster in fear, if Erha hadn't suddenly hugged her wrist and licked and rubbed her, she stopped for two seconds halfway, the pot of prickly pear would have landed on her head!
Xiao Luo watched from a distance, staring intently at the green smoke behind Bai Qingyun, seeing that wisp of smoke quietly dissipating, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
"Meow!" The shit shoveler went home!
Ling Su was about to leave after sending the person to the place, but his chubby chubby refused to leave, and dragged on for some time, until he witnessed the scene of Bai Qingyun's narrow escape with his own eyes, and suddenly he was shocked!
He didn't go over to help, because he couldn't intervene, and besides, he had a lot of things he wanted to ask the little orange cat.
However, when he thought of the serious and dignified expression on the young man's face that night, he swallowed all the questions that came to his mouth in a daze.
"Little Fatty, you're home." Ling Su took a deep breath, trying to make his tone sound calmer.
"Meow!" Xiao Luo hugged Shit Shovel Officer's calf: I can't do it anymore, I'm so tired after walking all the way, hurry up and hug me!
"Can't walk anymore?" Ling Su smiled lightly and shook his head, bent down to pick up the little orange cat, "Let me touch my stomach, um, it seems a little deflated."
"Meow?" Really?Why do I feel like you are lying to me!
Xiao Luo found a comfortable position and lay down, pointing forward with his short legs: "Meow!" Shit shoveler, let's run towards the way home!
Ling Su didn't understand. If he did, he would probably give him a brainstorm.
The wind at night is a bit cool, with a sweet smell of cotton candy.
Xiao Luo licked his lips, and suddenly wanted to eat cotton candy, what should I do?
Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a stand selling cotton candy on the side of the road!
Xiao Luo blinked in surprise, there was clearly nothing on the way to send Erha's young lady back just now!No wonder he smelled cotton candy and thought it was his hallucination.But--
It seems that casual stalls are not allowed on the university campus, right?
Especially, this big night, no matter how you look at it, there is a weird smell.
Oops, there is a monster!
"Meow." The little orange cat quietly patted the back of his excrement shovel officer's hand, signaling Ling Su to leave quickly and don't stay.
Naturally, Ling Su also saw the sudden appearance of the stall. It was a simple little stall. The owner of the stall was a thirteen or fourteen-year-old loli, dressed in a maid outfit, with delicate and lovely features and a sweet smile. He vaguely realized that there was something wrong. Something was wrong, and Xiaopang reminded him, so he immediately stepped forward.
"Little brother, don't you want a bunch of marshmallows for your cat?" Little Lolita took the initiative to stop him.
Ling Su didn't look sideways, and continued to walk forward.
Little Lolita sneered, and quickly ran in front of Ling Su, and stopped him obstinately, with a pitiful expression on her face: "Little brother, it's not easy to do business at night, so you can do it! "
"No, thank you." Ling Su didn't even look at her.
"Oh, he doesn't need it, I need it." A charming and gorgeous voice said frivolously.
With one paw, Xiao Luo could tell who was coming. With such a unique and recognizable voice, he couldn't find anyone other than Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister".
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Although Ling Su usually finds Ling Xuan quite unpleasant, because in his childhood memory, this "sister" who looks weak and not frightened is really full of bad deeds, too many books to write down!
But as Ling Xuan said, they are a family after all.
Naturally, Ling Su couldn't just sit and watch this bad guy get killed by something inexplicable.
"Ah, I'm a little hungry. I'm out looking for something to eat. Ling Xiaosu, go back quickly. Your chubby seems to be urinating and can't hold it any longer." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan said with a smile, and succeeded again. Leaving the blame on Xiao Luo, Ling Su is the one who likes it the most.
"Be careful yourself." Ling Su frowned, and couldn't help sighing when he saw this "little sister" who looked more dangerous than anyone else in pink pajamas and slippers walking around.
When Ling Xuan was young, many fortune tellers said that this child’s life was too hard, and he would definitely not live past the age of 16. As a result, he has lived well until now, and he has never suffered a loss since he was a child. bad luck.
It's all sorts of miracles.
"Hmm, go back quickly, I'll bring you supper later." Ling Xuan waved his hand, but the attractive smile made little Lolita pale.
Xiao Luo patted the back of Shit Shovel Officer's hand: "Meow!" Let's go back.Nobody can bully this guy unless—
The king himself is here!
Because Master is invincible!
Xiao Luo thought so straightforwardly and firmly.
After Ling Su returned to the apartment, he sent Xiaopang to the cat toilet first, then took out his mobile phone to call Ling Xuan.
The call was quickly connected.
"Are you OK?"
"Oh, Ling Xiaosu, are you caring about me? I'm outside your house, come and open the door for me."
Hearing this voice, it was obvious that nothing happened, and he was still alive and well.
After Xiao Luo finished urinating, he dug out the cat litter and covered it, shook his legs, and followed his excrement shoveler to open the door.
Outside the door, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan pushed the cotton candy-making machine with a smile, and waved to Ling Su: "Hey, do you want cotton candy?"
Xiao Luo was dumbfounded: This guy robbed the monster's stall and came back!
Ling Su was speechless, because he was worried that this guy would suffer a loss just now.
"What about the little girl?"
"Well, she extorted 1000 yuan from me, then ran away, and gave me this machine, saying that she can cook as much as she wants."
Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" is unmatched by anyone.
Xiao Luo saw the inner alchemy in the other party's pajama pocket at a glance, but he was too lazy to expose him.
"Ling Xiaosu, go find some white sugar, let's try something simple first?"
"..." Ling Su stared at the other party expressionlessly.
"Hurry up, don't be dazed, I guarantee that Xiaopang will definitely want to eat it too!" Ling Xuan laughed in various ways.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to cover his face: I don't want candy at all, thank you!
Ling Su was silent for a few seconds, then turned and went to the kitchen to get sugar.
Taking advantage of this spare time, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan proudly took out a white bead from his pocket, and mouthed to the little orange cat: Do you want it?Freshly baked and still hot!
"Meow?" What kind of monster was that just now?
Although he recognized the evil spirit at the first time, he couldn't break through the opponent's body, because he had no chance to use gaze. Of course, even if he used it, there was only a certain chance of success under the condition of insufficient proficiency.
Ling Xuan continued to lip-sync: Huapi, do you want it?
"Meow!" Not now.
Xiao Luo is still fat now, so he doesn't intend to continue to hold on, besides, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister"'s things can be taken casually!That all comes at a price.
He doesn't want to make courseware for the other party anymore. Can the courseware made by him, a freshman, be used?Xiao Luo was a little skeptical, and deeply felt that he shouldn't go further and further down the road of helping the evildoers, and it's better to stop as soon as possible.
"Your white sugar." Ling Su handed over the sugar jar, then picked up the little orange cat and left.
Seeing this posture, Ling Xuan was a little confused: "Ling Xiaosu, why did you take Xiaopang away! I had a good chat with him..."
"Xiao Pang is trying to lose weight, don't eat sugar, you can play around." Ling Su said without turning his head.
Ling Xuan: "..."
Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to laugh, this is really one thing. The old monster is still somewhat taboo when facing his closest relatives in his life. In fact, when you think about it carefully, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" treats the people of the Ling family Really good.
It can be called a clean stream in the demon world.
In the end, because there was no one to support him, Ling Xuan's "little sister" abandoned the cotton candy making machine that he said he had exchanged for 1000 yuan in equivalent exchange, and returned to his apartment with a yawn.
After Xiao Luo's four paws were carefully wiped clean by Ling Su with a towel after the shit shovel officer took a bath, one person and one cat rolled onto the bed.
"Beep beep——" The ball system prompts a new message.
Xiao Luo clicked on it, and found that it was a friend request, the avatar was the system default initial avatar, and the name was: Ling Xuan!
WTF!What is this operation?
Why does this old monster also have a ball system!
Oh, by the way, he remembered, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" seems to be an old acquaintance with Master Dawang, so it has something to do with opening the back door?
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