My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Whether to add friends or not is a question.

For Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", a brain-dead old monster who can't say anything, Xiao Luo resisted from the bottom of his heart, and within a few seconds of his hesitation, the friend request was sent again, with additional information: Xiaopang, I am your brother Ling Xuan , add me soon~!

Xiao Luo refused decisively, and at the same time replied: Then who?I do not recognize.

Can't add!He had a premonition: After adding it, it would be a disaster. The speed of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" swiping the screen is definitely more exaggerated than Erha!

"Beep beep-"

The system prompts: Xiaopang, I am your master and I am applying to add you as a friend. Are you sure?

Xiao Luo 囧, still clicked to reject, and replied: Miss Ling Xuan, don't go too far!Otherwise, my master will come tomorrow, and I will let him beat you to death!

The other side finally quieted down.

Xiao Luo secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Obviously, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" has less authority than Da Wang. One is the main staff of the ball system research and development, and the other is at most a non-staff little guy!

But then again, it still feels weird.

Before knowing that the king is the master, Xiao Luo always thought that Taoist Master Qingfeng was his master. Who made the king transform into a charming uncle to recruit disciples back then!

In other words, the relationship between Master Dawang and Daoist Qingfeng should be pretty good, but in reality?

Daoist Qingfeng doesn't have a ball system, but "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan, who was identified by the king as a brain-damaged one, does!

Xiao Luosi thought about it, but there was only one reason that was more plausible: because Daoist Qingfeng was a monster catcher, and Master Wang and Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" were both monsters. The so-called monsters have different paths, which is probably the truth. ?

"Meow!" The more I thought about it, the more confused I became.

The little orange cat rolled around twice on the bed, and one accidentally rolled onto the head of his shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Su had already fallen asleep, and his breathing gradually slowed down.

The little orange cat sticks out its tongue and gently licks the shit shoveler's cheek. After checking the time, it's only after eleven o'clock. It's too early to predict, so it lays down on the pillow in a regular manner, and hits the kickoff The ball system is going to take advantage of this point to do the homework that the king gave him before.

"Beep beep-"

Xiao Luo paused, could it be that "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan didn't give up and came back to be his friend again?

Click on the friend column to see, and found Erha's avatar flashing.

Hutch-Small Two: Little Meow!Meme.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the Dog's Head.jpg

Husky-Xiao Er: Xiao Miao, thank you, my little sister’s matter, I only have more than 2000 charm points now, I will pay you back [-] first, and pay you back the rest later!

Yo, this kid is quite sensible.

Xiao Luo happily accepted the [-] Charm Points donated by the other party. Although he didn't expect Erha to pay him back at the beginning, he thought it was a good deed. There are still some who can't adapt.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It's okay, you don't have to worry, and don't sneak kiss your young lady at night.

Husky-Xiao Er: It was my sister who kissed me, rolling happily.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Well, then I can rest assured and go to bed early.

Husky-Xiaoer: I'm not sleeping right now, I have to watch the night, just now the aunt downstairs said that the bad guys have been caught, I'm still not very relieved.

Xiao Luo wanted to say, what kind of night are you guarding with a little milk dog, even if some villains come, you can't stop them!But think about it or forget it, don't hit the cub's innocent heart.

So he changed the subject, chatting slowly with Erha, while thinking about which small game to start with.

After today's encounter, Erha seems to have become more sensible, although he is still stupid, at least he has spoken clearly.

Regarding the matter of Bai Qingyun, the pot of cactus that almost smashed the young lady into the pot was thrown by a girl in the dormitory next door to Bai Qingyun, because that girl just broke up with her boyfriend, and it is said that the boyfriend changed his mind and fell in love with someone else. And this other person is the young lady. In a fit of rage, the younger sister went mad and did bad things. However, Bai Qingyun, who was supposed to be one of the parties involved, didn't know anything about it.

The emotional entanglement between men and women is indeed a mess.

Fortunately, he has seen his sincerity clearly now, and he has bent over properly!

Xiao Luo sighed quietly, and after saying goodnight to Erha, he finally decided to stretch out his demonic claws to the greedy snake and make an adaptation.

All the programs have to be written by myself, which is a big project. Fortunately, it is only a small stand-alone game. At most, it can be changed to an intranet version where you can see the score leaderboard. Xiao Luo thought about it and decided to complete it in two days.

Just started, and suddenly received a system prompt: Help others, +1000 points of love.

Is this an update after advanced?

Or did the king see that his cultivation speed was too slow, and secretly opened the back door for him again?

Xiao Luo looked at the detailed list with a confused face. Sure enough, after Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" forcefully gave him an inner alchemy, and the system prompted that the energy was sufficient to automatically advance, he not only gained one more staring skill, but also the ball At the same time, part of the content of the ball system has also been updated, broadening the way to obtain love points.

"Beep beep-"

The system prompts: I am your teacher's wife and I am applying to add you as a friend. Are you sure?

Xiao Luo almost vomited blood, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan is really shameless!

As the saying goes, there are only three things. Seeing that the other party is so sympathetic and unwilling to give up, Xiao Luo reluctantly nodded to confirm.

As soon as the friend request was approved, the shameless guy changed his original name back.

Ling Xuan: Hi, fat~

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How could you change your name casually?

This is what Xiao Luo couldn't figure out all the time. Even he couldn't do anything with this system. When he first saw his real name appearing behind the orange cat, he tried to decipher the system and directly modify the bytes. Using special means to get the wishing card, after being caught by the king on the spot and owed a debt, he honestly stopped challenging the authority.

Ling Xuan: Because I am special!Satisfied.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What are you doing pretending to be my teacher's wife?

Xiao Luo casually asked, thinking in his heart, Master should be single, right?

Ling Xuan: I don't write like that, you don't want to add me!

This natural tone is as unflattering as ever.

Xiao Luo took a deep breath, saw that the time was almost twelve o'clock, and decided to fight quickly and never continue to entangle with the other party.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What do you want from me?

Ling Xuan: There is indeed something important to tell you, but well~ you understand!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't understand anything, if I don't say anything, I'll go to sleep.

Ling Xuan: Tomorrow's speech on stage, I've thought about it carefully, but I'm still not sure, why don't I transform you into mine, and you go and teach me a lesson!

WTF!How could there be such a shameless and unreasonable person?Oh no, it's a demon.

Xiao Luo was speechless.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Aren't you very capable!A talented student with dual master's degrees from Harvard, still afraid of going on stage?

Ling Xuan: But I majored in criminal psychology and marketing. I don't know anything about computers. It's not like you don't know. Besides, you must know what Ling Xiaosu does. The industry he owns The big head is still a comprehensive Internet service, an online game company, and a brokerage company, none of which can be separated from the foundation of the computer industry. Do you want to be a cat for the rest of your life?After you regain your human form, don't you want to sing and follow suit?So, don't hesitate to show off, act quickly, start to exercise your eloquence and courage from now on, and lay a solid foundation for your future success!Only in this way, Ling Xiaosu will not run away with others!

Fuck.Xiao Luo swears silently, as expected of a professional in marketing, bragging has the same effect as brainwashing, it looks like that at first glance, but after a closer look, it's all fart.

As a person with a firm heart, he will not be so easily bewitched.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Don't do it.

Ling Xuan: The little painted-skinned monster I took care of told me a secret before it died, about Ling Xiaosu, do you want to know?

Brainwashing is useless, but the matter about Ling Su is indeed a weakness for Xiao Luo.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You are so eloquent and courageous, why don't you dare to go on stage by yourself?

Ling Xuan: Didn't you say that your master is coming tomorrow?I'm dignified...what does it look like standing on a podium and giving lessons to humans?

Xiao Luo was confused, what does this have to do with his master?Moreover, he didn't think that the king would have that spare time to watch Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" in class!

So, another excuse.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Since you have real talents and knowledge, you can apply for a job in the finance department. Why do you poison the good young people in the computer department?

Ling Xuan: There is no shortage of people there.Moreover, if you go there, there will be no room for you to play!

Tsk tsk, I really made up my mind to kill his rhythm.Xiao Luo was extremely sad, it seemed that this troublesome matter could not be pushed away.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Tomorrow morning or afternoon?I have to go away for an hour, I'm afraid it's not that simple, and my master will come to visit me tomorrow.

Ling Xuan: As long as you nod, I will take care of the rest.

For the sake of the other party's swearing, Xiao Luo nodded helplessly and agreed. The left and right did not use his own face, and it was not for him to lose face when the time came. Those who are worried are those innocent junior seniors.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can you tell the so-called secret now?

Ling Xuan: The painted skin demon said that some monsters in the demon world have recently released rumors that eating the body of a reincarnated person from the emperor star in the human world can increase one's cultivation base by a thousand years.Although this news is very fake at first glance, it is guaranteed that some evil people will believe it, so you have to protect Ling Xiaosu well from now on.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: So exaggerated?Isn't that the same effect as Tang Monk's meat?But what's the matter with Ling Su?

Ling Xuan: Because he is "Tang Monk Meat"!Hahahahaha.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ... Which illiterate rumor is this?

Ling Xuan: I don't know.However, he is protected by the amulet you exchanged for him, and ordinary little monsters can't get close to him. For those of a higher level, you can handle it yourself no matter how hard you practice.

These are reassuring words.

Xiao Luo thought of the reminder sent by the king before, and then looked at the gossip and rumors that Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" inquired about, and immediately understood: Is the bug that escaped from the king's hands secretly playing tricks?But why did the big monster target Ling Su?Ah, by the way, Emperor Star reincarnated!

Could it be that the scene that Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" dragged him into Ling Su's dream earlier was real?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, is Ling Su really the reincarnation of Emperor Star?

Ling Xuan: Uh-huh.yes.

After receiving an affirmative answer, Xiao Luo couldn't help but worry, the reincarnation of Emperor Star... In other words, that insidious and cunning bug is most likely a hidden danger left by Ling Su in his previous life.

He has just started his cultivation, and he will definitely not be able to see the big monster, unless——

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" made a move?

However, since the master said that the monster had been injured and fled, he probably wouldn't show up for a short time, and would only use rumors or instigate the monsters under his hands to provoke and do evil.

The most urgent thing is to step up your practice!

Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, and then at his body that was still in a puffy state after losing half a circle of weight, an idea flashed in his mind.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, do you have a secret to speed up your cultivation?