My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After Xiao Luo sent the news, he felt a little stupid, maybe he was infected by Erha.

If there is a shortcut to cultivation, the master told him a long time ago, and he would not let him explore it by himself. Before, "Miss Ling Xuan" also said similar things: cultivation depends on understanding, if you blindly rely on others, It will never be possible to become a master.

Xiao Luo didn't expect himself to become very capable, he just wanted to protect Ling Su in time when he was in danger, and when everything calmed down, he would return to his body and continue to live with his shit-shoveling officer. Shameless days.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I didn't ask the question just now.

Ling Xuan: Yes.

The two lines of records jumped out almost at the same time.

Xiao Luo hesitated for a while, his consciousness had already been transformed into words and transmitted over.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What way?

Ling Xuan: You know that Peking duck is roasted. During the roasting process, the anus of the duck is blocked with a plug, and then boiling water is poured in from the incision of the neck, which is the so-called soup filling.If you want to take a shortcut, you can only... force-feed teaching, practice alchemy, the monster's inner alchemy, and then slowly digest it. Of course, if you are not afraid of pain, I will give you a fire to exercise your body , the effect will be better!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't want to become a thirty-pound pig cat yet.

Ling Xuan: Then I can't help it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I'm going to bed first, bye!

Ling Xuan: Wait, tomorrow at [-]:[-] pm, class starts.Don't forget, little fat!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...

Ling Xuan: It’s such a happy decision, okay.jpg

Not pleasant at all!Xiao Luo forked out the dialog box without a word, and when he saw that the time was getting faster, he immediately lost the mood to play small games.

Seeing that the time is almost up, let's go straight to the set of [sleep until dawn] + [directional transformation card] + [sneak into your dreams]!

This is not the first time Xiao Luo has entered Ling Su's dream, and he is quite clear about the difference between dream and reality, a world completely controlled by his shit-shoveling officer, there is no need to pay attention to logic at all, but——

If you want to be so exciting, you will be thrown down as soon as you come up.

"Say, are you still running?"

The deep and hoarse voice sounded so sexy that Xiao Luo almost had a nosebleed. Touching his hot cheek, he carefully pushed the shit-shoveling officer covering him: "Can you give me the last episode?" summary?"

"Am I not good enough for you? Why did you run with other wild men!" Ling Su put his hands on the ground, one knee resting on the young man's crotch, his eyes were sharp and cold, and his tone was low and dangerous, "You are so naughty, you How should I punish you?"

What the hell.Xiao Luo is embarrassed and speechless, why does his family's gentle, considerate and charming shit-shoveling officer become so... a ghost in his dream?

"I didn't run with anyone." Xiao Luo felt that he couldn't take the blame casually. He stretched out his arms and hugged the other party's neck, and continued in a low voice, "You are so good, how could I be willing to leave you and run with others? In this world, anyone No one is half as good as you, fool."

Full marks for love talk, boy likes it!

"Great tongue, spiel, sweet talk! Do you think I'll fall for it again?"

It's a pity that his shit-shoveling officer didn't get a good sense of it, and pushed him away ruthlessly in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Luo clicked his tongue, and under the indifferent and stern eyes of the excrement shovel officer, he stood up swiftly, stretched his muscles and bones, and began to speak harshly: "Did I treat you so well that I made you, a slave, forget yourself? Your duty, huh? How dare you be so rude to your master! I owe you a beating!"

After finishing speaking, the boy flew forward and rushed forward!

A burst of punching and kicking!Oh, no, it was using hands and feet together, stalking and stalking, directly hanging on Ling Su, laughing wildly: "Ling Xiaosu, I caught you, let's see where you go!"

"Let go of me!" The shit shovel officer frowned, looking disgusted.

A flash of inspiration flashed in Xiao Luo's mind, he landed, and fell over his shoulder!

Instead of falling, the two rolled to the ground. Unlike before, this time, he sat firmly on Ling Su's body.

"Hey hey hey! Don't let me go, I told you to kill me just now! You dare to be so arrogant, today I will punish you on the spot!" As he said, Xiao Luo excitedly began to pick off the shit officer's clothes, and talked with Ling Su in his normal life. Their formal attire was different, and they were both wearing pajamas at the moment, and they disappeared with a light tug.

In less than 2 minutes, Xiao Luo rubbed his hands triumphantly, feeling that he could do something today!

"Ling Xiaosu, do you still dare to be so rude to Master in the future?"

Ling Su smiled lightly, and taking advantage of his physical strength, he pressed the young man down again, resting on the ground with one hand, while stroking the other's cheek with the other, his voice was low and sweet, like a bewitching fairy: "Xiao Luo, what do you say?" What?"

Xiao Luo froze all over. As the saying goes, he thinks day by day and dreams at night. He didn't expect Ling Su to be able to call out his name clearly when he was dreaming, obviously those two times before...

"Why do you—" Before he could finish speaking, the shit shovel officer gagged his mouth.

The moment Xiao Luo was in a daze, he had already been sieged and forced to retreat steadily, leaving only passive acceptance.

The originally full world suddenly became empty and lonely, everything was quiet, there was no wind, only the ups and downs of two people's breathing, sweet and rich.

"You haven't seen me for a long time, Xiao Luo."

"Ah..." But I am by your side every day, staring at you hard every day, watching you secretly, don't tell me you don't seem to know!

"You want to make it up!" Tsk, this sad tone.

#我家居少气官 suddenly acted like a baby with me, I can’t bear it, what should I do? #

"How to compensate?" Xiao Luo's throat felt dry for a while.

"I bought you a new set of clothes, can you show me how to wear them?" the shit shovel officer said solemnly.

This made Xiao Luo, who was already mentally prepared, feel lost for a while, thinking that this was in a dream, he could only forgive him.

"what clothes?"

Xiao Luo looked at the pajamas he had stripped off, and then at the maid outfit that the excrement shoveler took out like a juggler, and directly threw two words at the other party: "Ha ha."

Thinking every day and dreaming at night?Why did he think that bastard Ling Xiaosu only remembered Huapi Xiaoyao's maid outfit!

"Xiao Luo looks so cute, this outfit must be very suitable." Ling Su said, gently kissing the boy's forehead, with a gentle and loving tone, "Try changing it?"

"Change your ball!" Xiao Luo kicked the shit shovel officer in the face, and then——

He himself was kicked out of the dream.

In the darkness, the young man sat on the pillow with a dazed expression on his face. He saw that there were 2 minutes left in the countdown to his transformation, and then turned his head to look at the shit-shoveling officer who seemed to be entangled in the "nightmare" and was frowning. He couldn't help but cover his face: What a dream!Can't it be normal?

"Don't go..." Ling Su frowned and whispered.

Because of the effect of sleeping until dawn, this time, he didn't wake up, but he seemed to be sleeping quite restlessly.

Xiao Luo leaned forward worriedly, without time to think about it, he directly kissed the other party.

Ling Su in his sleep seemed to sense it, he stretched out his arms to hug the boy, and kissed back tenderly...

The 2-minute time limit quickly reached the end, Xiao Luo was beaten back to his original form, and landed on the shit-shoveling officer's chest.

He looked up at Ling Su who had calmed down, didn't bother to move his position, and fell asleep on his back.

In the early morning of the next day, Ling Su opened his eyes and found that the little orange cat was lying on top of him, sleeping comfortably. He couldn't help but smiled wryly: No wonder he didn't sleep well all night, and was crushed by Xiaopang!But he seemed to have had a lot of dreams, but he didn't remember what he dreamed of. He only had a vague impression, as if someone was kissing him.

He gently moved the little orange cat to a position, perhaps because he was too tired, Xiao Luo didn't react at all, and fell into an exceptionally deep sleep.

However, no matter how deeply he slept, he was finally woken up.

"Little Fatty, Ling Xiaosu went for a morning run, get up quickly, memorize my speech, and preview the courseware."

Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, seeing the enchanting and delicate face of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", he suddenly felt that a cat's life is miserable!

"Meow!" Do you know that disturbing someone's dream is a rather excessive thing!

"It's already 06:30, you're still asleep, get up quickly! I just know that staying in bed is a rather shameless thing."

"Meow..." Old monster, no wonder you can't get married for the rest of your life!

"Hey, brother, I'm attacking! You know what a fart!" Ling Xuan reached out and poked the little orange cat's ear, "In terms of strength, no one in this world can attack me."

Xiao Luo squinted at him indignantly: "Meow!" Generally speaking, he was the one who attacked, and he was the victim!

Ah, that's not right, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" said that she was Gong!That is to say: this is an old monster who stirs up the foundation.

The little orange cat looked up blankly, and looked at the other party with big round eyes in disbelief: "Meow?" Are monsters popular nowadays?

"I told you not to use low-level words like monsters to describe me, or I will castrate you!"

"Meow!"

Xiao Luo's protest was ineffective, and he was dragged up in the end. The only consolation was that his shit-shoveling officer specially prepared a bottle of milk powder for him before he left the house. Unfortunately, it was still early and it was a bit hot to the touch.

"Meow?" Where's your laptop?

"In my room, come with me." Ling Xuan said naturally.

"Meow..." I can't leave casually, it will be terrible when Ling Su comes back and finds that I'm gone.

"It's okay, I'll throw a puppet cat here and continue to sleep, he won't find out. Anyway, felines are nocturnal, so it's normal to sleep during the day!"

"Meow!" Then you woke me up early in the morning!

Xiao Luo continued to protest, but in the end an inner alchemy was forcefully stuffed, and he closed his mouth strangely.

The temporary apartment of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" is opposite, very close, but the problem is that this is a monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time. It was directly teleported back from Ling Su's apartment.

Before leaving, Xiao Luo took a curious look at the puppet cat lying on the bed. He could only say that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and there is nothing so strange about it!

Sure enough, they are exactly the same length.

"Meow?" What skill did you use just now? It's so cool. Can you teach me?

"No, different races, so I can't teach you." After Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" ruthlessly rejected Xiao Luo's request, she directly transformed the little orange cat into his appearance, "Hurry up!"

Xiao Luo took the so-called speech script, scanned it at a glance, and finally understood the reason why the other party refused to go on stage. Isn't it too embarrassing to write this?

A simple self-introduction is estimated to take half an hour.

"I always thought that one minute of self-introduction was enough, but you..." It's really hard to describe.

The most basic name, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", has given the history of the Ling family, as well as his growth history, school experience, mental journey, work experience, all added up, there are a dozen of them!

"Which scholar and expert wrote this for you?" Xiao Luosi thought about it, and felt that it was not like this "young lady". It is estimated that besides him being threatened yesterday, there were other victims.

"I found an old man who can talk about it for me." Ling Xuan replied with a complicated expression, "Hurry up, little fat."

An hour later, Xiao Luo couldn't take it anymore, and directly threw away the speech. The courseware was originally written by himself, so he read it again, and there was no need to follow the script.

"It's almost there. I'll go back first. You can come to me again before one o'clock in the afternoon." He has compressed his self-introduction into less than 1 minute, keeping it simple and incisive.

As Xiao Luo said, he was about to leave, and he kicked at the door before realizing it. He knocked on the door with Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" face in his face. go back."

"Wait a minute!" Ling Xuan's expression darkened suddenly, and he frowned solemnly.

Xiao Luo was so frightened by his posture that he almost forgot to breathe. He felt as if he saw a beast that was guarding against the enemy cautiously.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door.

Xiao Luo was startled, turned back to look at the door of the apartment, and gestured: Shall I open the door?

"Miss Sister" Ling Xuan shook his head slightly, and instantly moved to the back of the door, tapped lightly on the center of Xiao Luo's eyebrows, cast a barrier, and then went to open the door.

Seeing his performance, Xiao Luo also became nervous. As a result, just as the door opened a crack, a black figure rushed in with lightning speed, and then the door was closed with a bang.

He didn't even have time to see what was coming in, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" had already pounced on it equally quickly and bravely!

The speed was so fast that only two afterimages were left behind.

It didn't take long for the well-decorated apartment to become the scene of a car accident, which is simply horrible!

Perhaps it was because the barrier was set up in advance, although the movement inside the room was frighteningly loud, it did not alarm the outside.

Xiao Luo stared at the two shadows intently, looked hard, unconsciously used his gaze, but still couldn't see clearly...

It wasn't until half an hour later that the two of them were probably tired from fighting and stopped, giving him a chance to see the true face of the person who came.

puff!Master?Oh no, at this time, he should follow the master's wishes, pretend that he didn't find anything, and call out the king!

The king is wearing a black casual outfit today, with his iconic baby face, which looks very fresh and delicious. Even though he has just experienced a fierce battle, he still hasn't damaged his own image. In comparison, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" "It's a bit embarrassing.

The raven-colored long curly hair is done, it is a proper temperament bonus, once it is blown to pieces by the wind, it will be as scary as a crazy woman.

In addition, this "little sister" is particularly keen on wearing home clothes with slippers. With disheveled hair at the moment, it looks like she has been bullied by someone. It is really... horrible.

"Your Majesty!" Xiao Luo waved excitedly.

The baby-faced youth turned his head, smiled lightly, and waved to Xiao Luo: "Come here."

Xiao Luo wanted to say that there was an enchantment, but upon closer inspection, the enchantment had disappeared, and he had also returned to his original form.

The little orange cat ran over cheerfully, hugged the trousers of the baby-faced youth, and climbed nimbly on all fours: "Meow!" King, did you come to see me specially?

"Yeah, didn't you say it well yesterday." The king stroked the little orange cat's head, and handed Xiao Luo a round white bead.

Neidan!Xiao Luo's eyes widened in surprise. During the half hour just now, he used his gaze vigorously, and his body has just subsided from the swelling. If he eats again now...

This is a gift from Master, how can I refuse it!

The little orange cat meowed coquettishly, hugged Neidan with its front paws, and with a little force, Neidan turned into white light and wrapped his whole body.

At the same time, he heard the system prompting that the energy is sufficient and he will be promoted soon.

"Meow!" Your Majesty, why do you and Ling Xuan fight as soon as you meet?

"Because he is brain-dead." The king said lightly.

"Because he is sick." Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" roared angrily.

Both of them spoke at the same time, and they were in perfect harmony.

Xiao Luo glanced at Ling Xuan who was in a state of distress, and firmly stood by Master's side!

"You left a puppet cat at Ling Su's side, do you think he won't find out?" The king gave Ling Xuan a cold look, hugged the little orange cat, turned around and left, "You underestimate Ling Su too much."

Huh?Could it be that the shit shovel officer came back and found something was wrong?Xiao Luo couldn't help becoming anxious.

"Meow!" King, let's go back quickly.

He didn't want Ling Su to worry. Thinking about the messy dreams his family's shit-shoveling officer had before, Xiao Luo suddenly felt a little distressed. In fact, Ling Xiaosu is still quite fragile in his heart, right?He is not as powerful as he looks on the surface.

"Hey! You made my site look like this, just pat your ass and leave?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" moved in front of the king in an instant, with her chin raised arrogantly, "Don't clean up this place? , Don't even think about leaving!"

Xiao Luo blinked in surprise: This tsundere little appearance doesn't look like Gong no matter what!So what you said to him just now that you are an attack is really a lie.

"Clean it up yourself." The king walked forward with the little orange cat in his arms without looking sideways, and walked out through the wall, bypassing Ling Xuan.

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment: This is the strength of the big monster!

"Meow?" Your Majesty, are you here to ask me for a meal?

"No, I'm here to work." The king also lied seriously.

Xiao Luo wanted to laugh, but had to hold back desperately, but soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"Little Fatty, are you okay? Is there any injury?" After being carefully checked by the shit shovel officer from beginning to end, Xiao Luo truly understood Ling Su's worry. After going out for morning exercise, he came back and found his cat. It's gone, the shit shovel officer must have been frightened.

"Meow!" I'm fine, don't worry.It was just hijacked by "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan.

Xiao Luo hugged Ling Su's neck, licking the cheek of his shit-shoveling officer vigorously, a little curious in his heart: That puppet cat is obviously made exactly the same, how could Ling Su see through it?

In a place unknown to him, a war without gunpowder is still going on...

Ling Xuan: You despicable and shameless fellow!It was you who destroyed my puppet cat, yet you still have the nerve to say that I underestimated Ling Su, and it was clearly you who made a hindrance!

King: I warn you, stay away from my apprentice in the future.Otherwise, see you hit once!

Ling Xuan: Whoops!If I hadn't asked you just now, do you think you could fight me with your three-legged kung fu?

King: Facts speak louder than words.

Ling Xuan: I'm just looking at Xiaopang's face, and I'm just saving some face for you as a master!Have you been in the human world for a long time, and you really feel that you can still overwhelm me when you are injured?Back then, when you were at your peak, you were no match for me. I...&%*&(*()...

Your Majesty: If you keep nagging, I will block you.

Ling Xuan: ...

"Hello, thank you for helping me find Xiaopang. I forgot to ask before, what should I call you?" Ling Su checked the little orange cat carefully and found no injuries on his body, so he breathed a sigh of relief. Turn around and look at the baby-faced youth.

What do you call it?When Xiao Luo heard it, he couldn't help being happy: "It's called Dawang!"

The little monsters and the little guys in the king's harem naturally don't need to worry about it, but it always feels a little embarrassing for Ling Su to call the king.

The king said without changing his face: "Xiao Ye."

Xiao Luo covered his face: The king really wanted to come over to eat and drink because he was hungry!He actually said that he was called Xiao Ye!

However, the shit-shoveling officer, who has always had a big brain, thought of something else: the surname is Xiao, that is to say, has something to do with Xiao Luo?

Ling Su thought carefully about the last time the baby-faced youth appeared, and then looked at the intimacy between the other party and the little orange cat, and just now when he came back from his morning run, he found that the little orange cat was gone, and he was looking around anxiously. Young man, the other party offered to help find the cat. In fact, he did find it!

Thinking of this, Ling Su's attitude towards the baby-faced youth suddenly changed.

This is Xiao Luo's family, right?The shit shovel officer suddenly realized!

"Senior Xiao Ye, did you come here specially to visit Xiaopang?" Ling Su didn't show any trace on his face, and his tone was a lot kinder invisibly.

"No, I stopped by to see him. He is mainly here for work. From today onwards, I will live next door to you." The king lightly dropped a deep-water torpedo, which nearly killed Xiao Luo's head.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" just sneaked into W to cheat, eat and drink, and the queen also came over on the back. How should I say this?

"Meow?" Your Majesty, which department do you teach?

Xiao Luo's first reaction was that the king probably made an appointment as an honorary advisor, and in the end——

"Doctor Li in your school is going to have a baby, and I was recommended by the dean to take up the post." The king continued unhurriedly, which sounded like that.

Fortunately, Ling Su didn't bother to study it carefully, and subconsciously already had his own thoughts, and he was very kind to the baby-faced youth who had a close relationship with the little orange cat: "Senior Xiao Ye, if you don't dislike it, come in and sit down for a while." .”

"Okay." The king smiled like a spring breeze.

This is the professor's apartment building. Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" gave her a special status, so she can live in it, but what about the king?

Xiao Luo couldn't figure it out, could the school doctor also live in the professor's apartment building these days?But looking at his shit-shoveling officer again, he immediately felt relieved.

nothing is impossible.

"Ling Su, can you cook?" After sitting down, the king went straight to the topic, "I have a stomach problem recently, and the food in the cafeteria is too greasy to eat. I can only eat something from the list, but I am not good at cooking."

"Senior Xiao Ye, if you don't mind, we can have lunch and dinner together in the future." As for breakfast?Ling Su often goes to the cafeteria to buy.

"That would be great, thank you." The king was really not hypocritical at all.

Xiao Luo couldn't help but have an illusion: Master didn't come to care about him at all, but just came to eat!

Considering the other party's special status, Ling Su tactfully invited the king to have a meal together.

The king nodded happily.

Although Xiao Luo was slightly depressed, when he thought that he would be able to meet his master every day in the future, his mood suddenly jumped with joy, and the atmosphere was harmonious and harmonious!

Only the "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan who was rejected said that he wanted to beat someone up now!

"Beep beep——" The ball system's new message notification sounded.

Xiao Luo clicked on it and almost burst out laughing.

Ling Xuan: Crying loudly.jpg Ling Xiaosu is too much, we are a family!He would rather cook for an outsider than for me!

Xiao Luo pretended not to see it, and thought: Your Majesty is not an outsider!