My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Because of the king's arrival, Ling Xuan's "little sister" can only be a human being with her tail between her legs for a short time. For this, Xiao Luo is very pleased. From now on, she will no longer have to worry about being frightened by a black shadow that suddenly intrudes in the middle of the night. It couldn't be better to be woken up forcibly while I was sleeping soundly!

45:[-] p.m.

Ling Xuan: Fatty, I'm a little scared by myself, can you go with me?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Pound the ground and laugh.jpg, have your account been hacked?

Ling Xuan: Knock on the head.jpg Where's your master?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master is very busy, so I don't have time to talk to you, so go to class quickly.

There are usually two doctors on duty in the school medical office of W University. The king went directly to familiarize himself with the position after lunch at Ling Su's place. The degree of seriousness and dedication is enough to make someone die of shame. "Miss Sister" Xuan said coldly: Chick!

Ling Xuan: What arrangements does Ling Xiaosu have for the afternoon?

Obviously this "little sister" hasn't given up yet.

Xiao Luo looked back at Shit Shovel Officer and meowed softly. Ling Su took his wallet and mobile phone, bent down and picked up the little orange cat squatting on the sofa: "Come with me to the supermarket, little fat?"

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I went to the supermarket to buy food, the master came over, Ling Su decided to show his talents!

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" saw this reply, and was so angry that she directly quit the ball system.

Xiao Luo glanced at the grayed head of the other party, covered his mouth and smiled unkindly.

"What's so happy about it?" The shit shovel officer patted the little orange cat's head suspiciously.

Xiao Luo meowed cutely, and rubbed his head against Ling Su's palm. Of course, he couldn't say that he just unintentionally made Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" angry. family.

There is a national chain large-scale shopping supermarket near W University, which focuses on fresh food, fruits and vegetables, and non-staple food.This supermarket does not restrict the entry of pets, but the owner must be optimistic about their pets. If they cause public disorder, fines will be issued and money will be deducted. Serious cases will be blacklisted.

After Ling Su parked the car, he repeatedly told the little orange cat: "Little fat, don't run around later, you know? Otherwise, we won't have anything to eat in the future, so we can only drink plain porridge every day!"

Xiao Luojiong: Shit shoveler, do you really think I'm a cat, would you believe your lies?

The little orange cat pretended not to understand, stretched out its front paws and hugged the shit shovel officer's neck, purring happily, hugged Ling Xiaosu's face and licked vigorously over and over again.

Now, it's embarrassing for Ling Su.

"Little fat, pay attention to your image in public."

"Ahahahaha! In broad daylight, there is a cat playing hooligans!" This devilish laughter, with an ugly loud voice!

Xiao Luo didn't need to think too much, he knew who it was, and when he turned his head to look, he could only sigh with emotion.

It was rare for Ling Su to take him out to the supermarket, and unexpectedly met Director Li Wei and his uncle Ke Ke in the underground parking lot.

"It turned out to be Xiao Su." Li Wei smiled and greeted the little orange cat.

Damn, as an international famous director, is it really appropriate for you to be so vicious?Xiao Luo curled his tail in dissatisfaction, and the whole cat curled up in the shit-shoveling officer's arms.

Ling Su stroked the cat's fur comfortingly, and said with a low laugh: "The food is good, Xiaopang is growing up a bit fast."

The leading role and most of the supporting roles of "First Love" have been finalized, and the date has been set for the start-up. Li Wei and Su Chen are about to leave City Z. Before leaving W University, several people discuss cooking by themselves, get together, and have a good time.

Because Su Yingdi's injury has not yet healed, it happened to give Director Li the opportunity to show his talents.

"Xiao Su, at Lao Luo's house at noon tomorrow, do you have a get-together?"

"Okay."

Ling Su looked at the memo and found that there was nothing important to do tomorrow, so he nodded in agreement.

So, the two rushed to the supermarket together.

[Little orange cat, why are you so fat? 】Uncle Ke Ke flew around Director Li while flying at low altitude, and he didn't forget to sprinkle salt on Xiao Luo's wound, it was simply——

Excessive!

Xiao Luo glanced at the macaw mournfully: 【Because I happen to be growing my body. 】That being said, it was actually because he stuffed the inner alchemy handed over by the king, and then his body swelled up like an inflated balloon. Although he had been staring at Ling Su all morning, he still A little puffy.

I don't know what level the monster was dealt with by the king, but the energy is sufficient enough that the system reminds me that the promotion is successful twice!

It's a pity that he didn't get a new skill, but the proficiency of staring has reached 11/100!

[Little orange cat, I'm going to join Lao Li to make a movie soon, do you want to go with me?With me covering you, no one in the crew would dare to bully you. 】Uncle Ke Ke seemed to accept Xiao Luo's explanation, and immediately changed the topic.

As a carefree parrot who occasionally blackmails its owner, Mr. Ke Ke's daily life is still a bit monotonous and lonely. After seeing the little orange cat's magical ability to transform into a living person, he can't watch magic tricks every day.

【Not going.I want to protect my shit shovel officer! 】Xiao Luo has no hobby of chasing stars. In his opinion, no matter how popular the big stars in the entertainment industry are, they can’t compare with his family Ling Xiaosu. Well, there is no comparison at all!

[What a pity! 】Uncle Ke Ke didn’t force the other party any more, 【Ah, by the way, little orange cat, can you tell the king to give Qiuqiu a League of Legends?In the future, I will join the group with Lao Li, and I will definitely not have the opportunity to play computer again. Thinking about it, life is really miserable!tear jerker! 】

This... Xiao Luo is a little embarrassed, this is such a big project!It is much better than the combined workload of writing fifteen more stand-alone games!

[Let me ask. ] Xiao Luo obviously hasn't learned how to reject others, especially these simple and straightforward little guys, so he has to discuss it with the king later.

Seeing the cat and the parrot chatting vigorously, Ling Su couldn't help being amused. There is an idiom called "Chicken Talking with Duck", which talks about the language gap between racial differences, but looking at the serious appearance of his little orange cat, it is obvious that Not talking nonsense.

"Little Fatty, should we push the cart or carry the basket?" Of course, the excrement shoveler was unwilling to be left out in the cold. After entering the supermarket, he deliberately picked a topic to draw the little orange cat's attention back.

Xiao Luo glanced at Ling Su in surprise: Shit shovel, are you stupid?How tiring it is to carry a basket, and we have to buy a lot of things!

"Meow!" The little orange cat pointed domineeringly at the row of neatly arranged supermarket shopping carts.

Ling Su nodded with a taught expression: "Xiao Pang is right!" Then he took the shopping cart and decisively went in a different direction from Director Li Wei!

The scheming boy didn't have to run away.

"Beep beep——" The ball system prompts a new message.

Xiao Luo was sitting on the shopping cart, looking around to see where there was something delicious, and he was stunned for a moment when he heard the prompt before he realized it.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, is your shit-shoveling officer jealous?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Huh?Why are you jealous?

Xiao Luo turned to look at Ling Su: This face is as handsome as ever, and this figure is very standard, ouch, I accidentally digressed, and continued to turn back to the expression of the shit-shoveling officer!After observing carefully for three seconds, he came to a conclusion.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, Ling Su is in a good mood now.

Macaw-Coco: Cut!I was chatting with you just now, he must be unhappy, and deliberately separated from us, society, society!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...You think too much, Keke.

Macaw-Coco: I didn't think much about it!Young Master, I have piercing eyes!

Xiao Luo laughed out loud, with piercing eyes?No, you are mung bean small eyes, Mr. Coco.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, do you want to play Fight the Landlord?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay.

Macaw-Coco: I made a wrong frequency just now, you should continue to accompany your shit-shoveling officer to the supermarket, I will go to Wuhuan and Fight the Landlord in vain.Goodbye.jpg

Hey Hey hey!Do you want to discriminate against cats like this?Xiao Luo silently closed the dialogue box, recalling the first time he fought against the landlord, he suddenly realized: as a human being, sometimes you can't be too smart, if you keep winning, you will be blocked sooner or later, it's him who is talking about.

"Little Fatty, tuna?" Ling Su pushed the shopping cart and stopped in the fresh food area. Because it was a weekday and it was after 1 o'clock, the supermarket had not yet reached the peak of the flow of people, so it was relatively smooth. when.

"Meow!" Yes, yes!Not only tuna, but also cod!Scallop sticks, prawns, hairy crabs, etc. would be even better!

Seeing the excited look of the little orange cat, Ling Su pretended to be distressed while putting the packed food in the shopping cart: "It's a pity that you can only drink milk, you have to watch us eat at night."

"Meow?" Xiao Luo was taken aback: No way, you went out for a walk so witty yesterday, are you going to stay here with a stern face today?

"I've bought all the fish, shrimp and crab, how about picking a silky chicken to make soup?" Pretending not to see the little orange cat's accusing expression, the excrement shoveler continued thoughtfully.

Xiao Luo got up unhappily, hugged Ling Su's wrist, and bit it lightly: "Meow!"

This biting was like scratching, but Ling Su couldn't hold it anymore: "What's the matter, little fat?"

Xiao Luo stared intently at his shit-shoveling officer, and after a few seconds, he calmed down resolutely: Little boy, dare to play with me!See how I fix you tonight!

The little orange cat rolled its eyes and sat back in its original position.

She's so cute even when she's angry.Ling Su smiled secretly and reached out to touch the cat's head: "There seems to be a small dried fish for sale in front, do you want to buy some for you?"

When Xiao Luo heard this, he recalled the package of dried fish that Ling's elder brother secretly hid for him before, and couldn't help drooling, but unfortunately, it was finally confiscated by his shit-shoveling officer, but didn't Ling Su say that kittens can't eat dried fish?

Well, you can't eat it in the prototype state, so you don't need to worry so much when you change back to human form!

Xiao Luo's mind turned extremely fast, and he figured it out all at once, and turned around and meowed at Ling Su naively.

This time, the poop shoveler finally stopped teasing him, and pushed the shopping cart to the cat food section to scan the goods, and picked out a lot of snacks suitable for kittens, all of which were in regular packaging and marked salt-free.

"Is there anything else you want to eat?"

"Meow..." Let me think about it!

Xiao Luo tilted his head and thought seriously. Before the accident, he liked to drink strawberry yogurt, but now he obviously can't be greedy, and he can only make up for it later!

The little orange cat raised its chin and finally shook its head.

Thoughtful, Ling Su pushed the shopping cart to the fruit and vegetable section, bought potatoes, okra, corn, baby vegetables, and finally picked out a watermelon.

"Almost, let's go to checkout."

"Meow!"

Because there were too many things to buy, Ling Su couldn't carry them with both hands. In the end, the little orange cat could only lie on his shoulders. One person and one cat calmly left the supermarket under the watchful eyes of countless curious melon eaters.

"Ahh! That little brother just now is so handsome!"

"The cat he raised is so cute and cute! I secretly took a picture!"

"That cat looks a little familiar, it looks like chubby!"

"Is it the chubby guy who started the live broadcast on Waiwai and played LOL?"

"Cats can play LOL these days, it's scary..."

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, and vaguely heard some discussions. As a cat with a strong heart, he said calmly: "Little Fatty?I don't know.

But having said that, it is clear that Ling Su's background is not simple, as a half-public figure, he can walk around swaggeringly, never worrying about being recognized by others?

Instead, he himself, a little orange cat, has fans everywhere he goes?It feels...so subtle.

It wasn't until later that Xiao Luo went online to check and found out that Ling Su had always maintained a proper degree of mystery in front of the public, keeping a low profile to the point that he never showed his face in front of the media once, it was simply unbelievable!

#我家屋气气官 is actually the mysterious boss in the legend, I suddenly feel so emotional#

It was already 02:30 in the afternoon when Ling Su returned home with the cat.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was squatting pitifully at the door of the apartment. When she saw someone coming, she jumped up excitedly like taking medicine: "Ling Xiaosu, I lost my key!"

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: You, an old monster, lost the key as if he lost his soul, can you be more fake?

"So?" Ling Su stared at the other party with a cold face, his expression clearly said: Do you think I'm mentally handicapped or an idiot?

"Miss Sister" Ling Xuan grinned: "So, please take me in for a while, I'm sleepy, tired and hungry now..."