My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"Such a beautiful afternoon, why don't you have an afternoon tea, Ling Xiaosu?"

Xiao Luo yawned, and glanced lazily at the "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan who was sitting on the sofa looking like a dog. It is now 03:30 in the afternoon, and this guy has been nagging since he barged in. , bragging about how mature and stable he was when he gave a speech for the first time, and playing all kinds of perfection, all the students were amazed at him!

I don't know who the person was crying to him before going on stage.

"As a mature, stable and perfect man, you have already drank a pot of black tea, three bottles of herbal tea, and this pile of nut shells after you entered the door." Ling Su came over with a broom expressionlessly, "Clean up by yourself."

Xiao Luo meowed gloatingly, and rolled two laps on the sofa. He suddenly remembered that the apartment of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" had become the scene of a car accident because of a fight with the king!so--

This "Miss Sister" is the one who stays here and doesn't leave, right?

"Hey, Ling Xiaosu, we are not short of money, can we hire a part-time worker?"

"Then invite Young Master Ling, who is not short of money, to rest on the cool side." Ling Su directly stuffed the broom into the hands of "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan, "If the third uncle knows that you are so virtuous in China , I’m guessing I’m going to be half-dead with rage.”

"Tsk tsk, you threatened me with my dad again. But even if you tell him it's useless, I came back openly. With the approval of his old man, I was ordered to come to wait for my predestined person and not take my daughter-in-law back. , he's not happy yet."

Ling Xuan said so, but he didn't resist the broom in his hand, and started cleaning in a decent manner, picking up the nut shells that had fallen on the floor, and then wiped the coffee table with a rag. With a neat appearance, it is obvious that he is not like a young master who does not stick to the spring water on weekdays.

After secretly observing for a while, Xiao Luo slowly drank the milk powder prepared by the shit shovel officer.

His shit-shoveling officer is going to cook again tonight, and he has already started to prepare the ingredients. The original plan was to have only the king alone, but judging by the current situation, "Miss Ling Xuan" is very determined to eat and drink , I can't drive away for a while.

"Little Fatty, you said that you only know how to eat and sleep all day long, what else do you do?"

"Meow?" I can still act cute!Besides, you, a person who came to my house to eat and drink, have the nerve to run on me?

The little orange cat turned over while holding the feeding bottle, its belly turned up, its head tilted, and it rolled its eyes at "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan.

"Ling Xiaoxuan, after you have cleaned up, come to the kitchen and help me." Ling Su put a plate of soaked milk cakes on the coffee table, and stroked the cat.

"Gentlemen stay away from the kitchen." Ling Xuan's "little sister" quickly refused.

Ling Su smiled slightly, raised his chin slightly, and pointed to the gate: "Then you go back to eat bread at night."

"Hey, you think you can threaten me?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" stood up straight with a particularly backbone, and the next second, with a bright smile on his face, his eyebrows curved, "Forget it, because you sincerely asked me for help Now, I will reluctantly promise you."

puff!Xiao Luo almost choked on milk, this is so...

How about your backbone, miss!Are you sure you're not joking?

Thinking about the king's evaluation of this person, Xiao Luo had an epiphany, it really is incisive!

In fact, when he and Ling Su came back just now, he saw Ling Xuan was dressed in formal attire, with a white shirt, trousers and leather shoes, and his long, curly hair the color of a raven fell down naturally, and there was a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose. The appearance of smiling... For a moment, he felt that the other party had a good temperament.

Just like when he met Ling Xuan for the first time in the Ling family, he looked at Ling Xuan's back from a distance and felt that the other party was a serious person.

Facts have proved: seriousness is just his illusion.

The human setting collapsed too quickly like a tornado.

I don't know how much is the psychological shadow of the third-year senior who was tortured by this lord today?

Being curious, Xiao Luo quietly glanced in the direction of the kitchen, guessing that Ling Su would not come to him for a while, and immediately sneaked towards the study.

"Beep beep——" the ball system prompt sounded.

Xiao Luo hesitated and opened it, speechless.

Ling Xuan: Fatty, where are you going?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Let me go to the forum of W University to have a look.

Ling Xuan: If you're not timid, aren't you afraid that Ling Xiaosu will find out?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Grimace.jpg

"Ling Xiaosu, your little chubby has gone to the study!" Ling Xuan exclaimed "Miss Sister".

Xiao Luo was speechless, this guy was simply out of breath.

"Wash your potatoes and scrape off the skin." Ling Su's voice was cruel and heartless.

Xiao Luo smiled secretly, turned on his own computer, climbed to the W forum to find the School of Computer Science, and saw if anyone complained about how unreliable their new consultant Ling was.

The forum is divided into sections, and the title of the first HOT post is quite obvious: Shocked!The new Professor Ling is actually such a person...

# These days, when it comes to a professor, expert, consultant, etc., my first impression is: Well, it's an old man!In the morning, Er Goudan from the next door said that there is a new professor in our computer department. He is called an honorary consultant.When I heard that the surname was Ling, my first reaction was: Hey, isn’t that the same family as Senior Ling from the Finance Department? Maybe he is a middle-aged handsome man at the level of a charming uncle!As a result, I watched it in the afternoon, damn it, I have to take back what I said earlier! #

Xiao Luo slapped the table and laughed wildly, the person who posted this post is quite funny.

In all fairness, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" actually has quite a temperament when she is serious and serious in formal attire.

He stepped on the down arrow key and continued to look down.

#My mind suddenly went blank, as if a group of little angels were singing Hallelujah~ Hallelujah~!He is a handsome guy, a super handsome guy, with long flowing hair and a great temperament!Here's a photo I secretly took: [PICTURE][PICTURE][PICTURE]!The profile is so beautiful, kneel and lick! #

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, and felt that his shit-shoveling officer was more handsome. Ling Xuan's "little sister" should belong to the category of beauty, beauty beyond gender, but not a mother.pity--

This guy obviously doesn't care much about his appearance, and often does some careless things.

#It's beautiful isn't it?My friends and I were stunned!I thought it was a big star who went to the wrong set!As a result, this little brother walked to the podium, copied the USB flash drive to the computer, opened the courseware, and when the bell rang, he introduced himself to us. Here is a short video for everyone to experience for themselves. #

Xiao Luo moved the mouse and clicked on the small video. He thought Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was probably making a joke, but in fact, he was wrong again.

Ling Xuan in the video looked quite elite, his demeanor and demeanor could be called mature and steady, without flaws.

#小哥 Said his name is Ling Xuan, he graduated from Harvard, hey, he looks so young!I used to think that Senior Ling was the most handsome man in heaven and earth, but now I can't help but want to turn against him, what should I do? #

Xiao Luo snorted, thinking, little girl, your knowledge is too shallow, how can this brainless "Miss Sister" compare with his shit-shoveling officer?

Xiao Luo didn't look carefully at the following content, and glanced at it casually, and found that this post was full of praises to Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" from beginning to end, and the floor replied below basically had no black spots.

Never expected it!

Xiao Luo forked out the webpage and wiped out the traces of use, no matter how you think about it, it's inconceivable.

and so--

What Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was bragging about just now is actually true?

"Ling Xiaosu, I've washed the potatoes for you."

"Wash the hairy crabs."

"Oh, you bought so much, but I feel like I can't eat enough for myself."

"It's not for you to eat."

"Hey, how stingy!"

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, eavesdropped for a while, and once again affirmed the king's evaluation of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister": brain damage!

Perhaps one more word can be added at the end: Shou?

After the little orange cat landed on the ground, it quickly ran back to the sofa in the living room, continued to hold the bottle and sucked, flicking its tail, looking very leisurely.

Ah, life like a pig!

Xiao Luo was feeling emotional when there was a knock on the door, he quickly stood up and was about to open the door, but Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" ran over one step faster than him.

"Ouch, here comes the eater and drinker." This flat tone is really hopeless.

"Do you have the right to talk about others?" The king asked unhurriedly, without being affected at all, he bypassed the other party and walked towards the sofa in the living room.

"Meow!" Your Majesty, you are back!I went to the supermarket with Ling Xiaosu in the afternoon and bought a lot of food!

"Yeah." The king reached out and touched the little orange cat's head, then turned to look at Ling Su who was busy in the kitchen, "Ling Su, I'll take Xiaopang out for a while."

Ling Su stopped what he was doing, walked over, and asked, "Senior Xiao Ye, can you come back before dinner time?" He sensibly didn't ask the other party where to take the little orange cat, thinking that there are some secrets that can't be done for the time being. let him know.

"I can come back before 05:30." The king estimated the time and waved to the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo was slightly puzzled, but the aura on the king's body would not deceive people, and there was no possibility of being faked. Knowing that the king was his master, he naturally trusted him with all his heart, and immediately rushed forward.

"Little Fatty." Ling Su hesitated to speak.

Xiao Luo turned his head suspiciously, and meowed, but saw his excrement shovel officer wave his hand, but smiled and said nothing, feeling a little weird, but he didn't have time to think about it, he had already left the apartment in the arms of the king.

"Little Fatty just left with a stranger, aren't you worried?" Ling Xuan asked casually.

Ling Su turned back and stuffed another hairy crab into the opponent's hand: "It's not a stranger." What he was more worried about now was whether Xiao Ye would take Xiaopang away in the future?

"Meow?" Your Majesty, where are we going?

Xiao Luo lay in the arms of the baby-faced young man, raised his head and asked, for a moment, he really wanted to ask: Your Majesty, since you are my master, why did you hide it from me?

But he didn't dare to ask, fearing that if some secrets were exposed, terrible things would happen, just like all pets equipped with the ball system, once ordinary humans discover that they have a special way to transform into humans, they will be killed. The same goes for the forced peel off ball system.

Furthermore, if the master didn't say anything, there must be his concerns and reasons. Anyway, he knows it well.

"I'll take you to catch mice." The king said with a smile.

Xiao Luo was shocked: "Meow!" You must be joking!

The king didn't say a word, and walked all the way to the parking lot with the little orange cat in his arms. Xiao Luo caught sight of the most coquettish bright yellow sports car parked on the far right, and was slandering that this could not be the car of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", right?

As a result, the king opened the car door and put him on the passenger seat.

Xiao Luo's mood was particularly complicated: I always felt that Master concealed his identity in order to... free himself?

"Meow?" Your Majesty, do you have a driver's license?

"Yes." The king threw the driver's license over.

萧洛前爪一接，发现上面的日期有点怪怪的，有效期限：2020年2月30日至2026年2月30日。

Who is this fake testimony? It's too unreliable!

When he found that the king stepped on the accelerator and the sports car rushed out like flying, Xiao Luo finally understood: this driver's license should be a fake certificate made by the king himself.

"Meow!" Your Majesty, you forgot to fasten your seat belt!

"Oh." The tone was all calm, and the next second, the seat belt was automatically fastened.

Xiao Luo firmly grasped the mat under his feet, and sincerely felt that his shit-shoveling officer would be safer to drive. In the future, if there is nothing to do, he must not take the king's car casually, it is simply a joke with his own life!

All the way, the wind and electricity were relaxed, and the miracle is that the king did not run a red light once, and more than a dozen traffic lights were smooth all the way, except for one thing: serious speeding.

In a section with a speed limit of 60 yards, at least drive to [-] yards.

Xiao Luo couldn't help but start to worry: If the king is caught by the traffic police uncle and goes out with a driver's license that looks fake at first glance, will he be detained?

But the king's luck is really good, the journey was safe, but Xiao Luo was frightened into a cold sweat.

When the car stopped, less than half an hour had passed.

"Meow?" LOLO Pet Xuan?Whoops, it's back here again.

"My lord, why are you here?" The petal-headed little loli who was sitting behind the counter stood up abruptly with a surprised look on her face.

Xiao Luo remembered this little loli. The character he had drawn once with a random transformation card was called Ye Wei. It was a Satanic leaf-tailed gecko who could stealth and petrify. The point was: the gender was male.

Before he was adopted back by Ling Su, Ye Wei was the temporary owner of LOLO Pet Shop. The pseudo-loli didn't do anything else, but played games on the computer and downloaded dungeons every day.

"Give him an injection." The king walked in holding the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo looked around, the pet shop was the same as he remembered, the only change was: there were two little golden retrievers in the place where he and Erha were staying, and they looked like they had just been full moon.

"Do you want to be vaccinated, my lord?" Ye Wei asked very enthusiastically, "I checked the records, and this golden gradient has been two months old, and the health injection can also be given once."

"En." The king nodded, and handed the little orange cat to the other party, "His spiritual body has been a little unstable recently, and I will give him some medicine by the way."

"Okay! My lord, wait a moment, there is new cat food for kittens over there, why don't you go and have a look?"

Xiao Luo listened to the conversation between the king and Ye Wei, and he was a little confused: the mysterious backstage behind LOLO Pet Xuan is the king, right?But why doesn't it feel like it's not quite right?

"Little cat, don't be afraid, my technique is very good, once the needle is injected, I will definitely feel nothing at all!" Ye Wei carried the little orange cat and walked to the disinfection room, while swearing.

Xiao Luo meowed, turned back to look at the king, and found that the other party had already walked to the cat daily necessities area, recalling the backpack that the king specially brought him for food last time, he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart: Why is my master so caring? !

Ye Wei said that his technique was very good, and he really didn't lie to the cat. After two injections, Xiao Luo didn't react. He guessed that he had been secretly used the petrification skill by the other party, and his five senses were dulled.

After the injection and the medicine, Xiao Luo felt much better. The most intuitive manifestation is that his chubby body has shrunk, and after the puffiness is lifted, he feels refreshed in every way!

"Little cat, what's your relationship with the king? Tell me secretly, okay?" Ye Wei asked quietly after taking off her mask.

Xiao Luo pondered: This is a monster, and its level is not low. Being able to serve as a temporary shopkeeper in LOLO Pet Store should not be an evil monster, so he tilted his head cutely: "Meow!" The king is my idol!Powerful, domineering, handsome and cool, invincible in the world!

Ye Wei: "...a sycophant."

Xiao Luo shook her body indifferently, thinking: Invincible or something, it's true, seeing Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister"'s domineering appearance, in front of the king, she has to be beaten obediently!

"I've got all of these, check out." The king picked out a pile of cat food and canned food, as well as some clothes for cats.

Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide in surprise: How come I didn't realize that Master is still a shopaholic at heart?

"Okay! Your Majesty, wait a moment." Ye Wei took out a shoulder bag from the counter and stuffed everything into it. Xiao Luo looked at it in a daze: This shopping bag is really extravagant.

The king handed over a black card, but Xiao Luo didn't see the consumption amount clearly. Thinking about the 1998 set meal that Ling Su was slaughtered when he first came here, it should be quite a lot.

"This Guling pill, once a day, a course of treatment a week." Ye Wei handed the beautifully packaged square box to the king, and then touched the little orange cat's head, "Little cat, take your medicine when you go home, you are in good health clatter!"

This cute tone doesn't look like a boy no matter what.

"Four fifty." The king glanced at his watch and said to Xiao Luo, "I'm running out of time."

Around five o'clock is the peak traffic flow, and there is a high possibility of traffic jams on the road, which means that it is a bit difficult to get back before 05:30.

Xiao Luo understood this meaning, what he couldn't understand was the meaning of the king's last glance, until——

Showy's bright yellow sports car suddenly grew wings and propellers like a Transformer, and turned into a helicopter!

Xiao Luo was completely shocked.

"Meow?" Your Majesty, can you fly a helicopter?

"I have a driver's license."

The king casually threw over a driver's license, needless to say, it was another false one.

Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears: Master, I finally understand your good intentions. You have been hiding your real identity from me. In fact, you are trying to establish a tall and powerful image for me, right?

At 05:30, Dawang returned to Professor W's apartment building on time with the little orange cat in his arms and a bag of cat food on his back.

With the concerted efforts of Ling Su and Ling Xuan's "Miss Sisters", a sumptuous dinner has been served on the dining table.

Steamed hairy crabs, garlic vermicelli scallops, steamed tuna, steamed cod, steamed large yellow croaker, crucian carp tofu soup, kelp and wolfberry pork ribs soup, mushroom stewed chicken soup, steamed okra, hot and sour potato shreds, hot and sour baby dishes... the table will soon be full !

Especially the large plate of hairy crabs in the middle made Xiao Luo salivate.

What should I do, he really wants to transform into a human form, and then feast on it!

Ling Su's craftsmanship is definitely not a bragging rights, it is full of color and fragrance!The only bad thing is that he doesn't put much salt in his cooking, of course there is a reason for this.

Xiao Luo licked his tongue, feeling that he was about to lose control!

"I'll cut the watermelon later, let's sit down and eat first." Ling Su put the tableware away, turned his head and smiled at the little orange cat, "Xiao Pang, I have reserved a place for you too."

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo replied suspiciously, he thought that the shit shovel officer would continue to find an excuse to go out today, to reserve time for him to eat.

When he was carried to his seat, Xiao Luo was still a little dazed. There was also a plate in front of him, which seemed to be the same size as the one used by his excrement shoveler, but the plate was already full of food, and they were all in small portions. Servings of fish, chicken breast, mashed potatoes and okra, and crabmeat that took up a third of the plate!The plump and tender crab meat is topped with a layer of golden crab roe...

Xiao Luo's saliva flowed out: "Meow!" Ling Xiaosu, I must give you 32 likes!

"Today's dish is really delicious!" "Miss Ling Xuan" scooped up the chicken soup with a spoon while sighing, "It's a pity that it's a little overcooked."

Can it be too much?Ling Su prepared dinner for Xiao Luo first, and added salt for them to eat at the end. Whether this dish is soup or not, the cooking time is too long.

Xiao Luo lowered his head calmly, deeply moved in his heart: How can my shit-shoveling officer be so warm!Hold Ling Xiaosu tightly for the rest of my life, and never let go!

"Ling Xiaosu's craftsmanship is good, and your wife will be blessed in the future!" "Miss Ling Xuan" peeled the hairy crabs while nagging, "It's a pity that someone can't even cook instant noodles. He is doomed to be lonely in this life." .”

Xiao Luo quickly glanced at the king sitting opposite him, and encouraged Master with his eyes: "Quick, beat him up!"

It's a pity that the king didn't care about this little ginseng rooster at all, and grabbed the food without saying a word.

On the contrary, Ling Xuan was very angry: "I said, why do you keep grabbing my food!"

"You talk a lot of nonsense." The king went down with his chopsticks again, snatched the chicken leg from Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", put it in his own bowl, and gnawed it clean.

Xiao Luo let out a burst of grunts happily, and continued to eat with his head down...

"Don't worry, eat slowly." Ling Su stared intently at the little orange cat, but he didn't care about the behavior of the two next to him. He has always adhered to the good habit of being seven-tenths full for dinner, and never grabs food, let alone this table The meals are prepared for the guests, as for Xiaopang's?

That's all without salt, no one will grab it!