My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After taking the Gu Ling Wan, Xiao Luo started to feel sleepy, and dozed off drowsily, thinking that he couldn't do anything tonight with great regret in his heart.

"Little fat?" Ling Su cleaned up the dishes and found that the little orange cat had fallen asleep on the sofa.

"He's fed up, and he probably hasn't had a good rest during this time, so he's sleepy." The king was moving out the cat food he bought from the LOLO Pet Store, "I just took him to the pet store to call him. A vaccine shot, some medicine is prepared, and there is still a six-day supply, and the specific medicine is explained above."

Ling Su took the box of beautifully packaged Gu Ling Pills, and looked at the cat food brought back by the baby-faced youth calmly, and was slightly surprised: "Senior Xiao Ye brought Xiaopang back to the LOLO pet shop?"

"En." The king nodded slightly, glanced at his watch, "It's almost time, I'll go back first, see you tomorrow."

"Let's go together." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" who was sitting next to him eating watermelon and pretending to be the background wall quickly stood up, finished speaking to the king with a smile, stepped forward and put his arms around his shoulders, and walked out with his arms half in his arms. Without looking back, he waved his hands, "Ling Xiaosu, don't send it off, good night."

When did the two of them become so familiar?Ling Su looked at the backs of the two suspiciously. Ling Xuan was almost half a head taller than Xiao Ye. The two looked similar in age, but their personalities were completely different. The generation gap was probably a little bit deeper than the Mariana Trench.

Therefore, it should be his illusion that it is familiar.

After leaving the door, the king directly elbowed Ling Xuan and pushed him away: "Next time I will do it again, and I will chop you up."

"Hey, you are really..." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" tossed her long hair, and she was rejected before she finished speaking.

However, where can a wall stop him?

His Majesty squinted at the person who followed up with a stern face, ignored him, turned on the TV, and continued to watch the unfinished "Journey to the West", sitting on the sofa and watching it with gusto.

The "little sister" Ling Xuan, who was ignored, came up with a smile, sat next to the king, and took the initiative to talk: "Xiaobai, why did you suddenly come to be a school doctor?"

"None of your business." The king stared at the TV screen and replied coldly.

"I heard that among the disciples of the Shushan School of this generation, there is a Taoist priest who is very good at divination and fortune-telling. His name is Qingfeng. He seems to be quite familiar with you. Can you introduce me?"

"Why do you talk so much nonsense, it affects my watching TV." The king frowned, and threw the phone over, "Find it yourself."

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" grabbed the phone and clicked on the address book. There are three categories in it: Debt [human], Debt [demon], and brain damage!The list in the first two categories is very long, and the last one has a number in it. The note is still stupid. He clicked on it and found that it looked familiar. Looking again, this is not his mobile phone number!

"Xiaobai, why did you put me in the brainless?" Hearing this voice, he seemed quite aggrieved.

The king glanced at him expressionlessly: "What are you looking for, aren't you looking for Qingfeng's number?"

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" immediately faltered, and found that Daoist Qingfeng was among the [humans] who owed debts, and directly sent a text message with the king's mobile phone, inviting him to come to W University tomorrow.

The other party replied in seconds: Big lazy cat, do you want to catch demons again?What do I need to prepare?

"Big lazy cat? This name is a bit interesting." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled cunningly, and quickly tapped the virtual keyboard with her fingers, "Xiaobai, when did you meet this Taoist priest?"

"What fate do you want?" The king suddenly asked something irrelevant, and without waiting for the other party to answer, he took the phone back, saw the text message sent by Ling Xuan, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Do you think that everyone is following you?" Are you also a womanizer?"

Daoist Qingfeng was obviously also frightened by the content of the text message: Don't catch monsters, come to see me in a skirt!After hesitating for half a minute, he replied with a message: Big Lazy Cat, has your phone been stolen?

The king made a phone call directly.

"It's me, isn't it the one who sent the text message just now? It's a boring person who wants to ask you for divination. Well, let's do it tomorrow morning." After finishing speaking, the call ended.

All kinds of simple and rude.

"Miss Sister" Ling Xuan was sitting beside her, propping her jaw thoughtfully, while looking at the baby-faced youth, she said slowly: "Last month, the old man met a fortune-teller, come back and tell me, an expert Said that my fate has fallen, and peach blossoms will bloom, um, that's probably what happened."

The king stuffed the phone back into his pocket, without changing his face, he said: "Then you are the guest star of the expert?"

"of course not."

"There won't be your name on the marriage stone."

"Pang can have it, why can't I have it?"

"You are in a different situation from him." The king was suddenly a little upset, he couldn't even watch the TV series he liked, so he turned off the TV, turned around and left, "After tomorrow, don't stay in W University. Leave Stay away from Xiao Luo."

Upon hearing this, "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan was unhappy: "I found a job with great difficulty. You are not being kind, are you?"

The king turned around and looked at the other party solemnly: "You stay, what are you going to do?"

"I want to do what you want." Ling Xuan stood up with a charming smile, "Although you are his master, I have a good relationship with him."

The king frowned, was silent for a moment, and finally said: "Don't get in the way."

Ling Xuan frowned: "Look at your performance! My room is a bit messy now, why don't we squeeze together tonight?" Then——

was invited out directly.

When Xiao Luo woke up, he found that it was not yet dawn, and Ling Su was fast asleep. It seemed to be raining outside, and the movement was a bit loud. He slid out of bed lightly, ran to the window to look out, and couldn't help being startled: Thunder and lightning, heavy rain!

He clearly remembered that the weather forecast said that it would be sunny this week.

"Beep beep——" The ball system's new message notification sounded.

Xiao Luo withdrew his gaze and clicked on the message.

King: Are you awake?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, how do you know?

King: I saw you, don't come out.

Xiao Luo was startled, opened his eyes wide, and looked carefully, only to find that someone was fighting outside!Oh no, it's...a demon?

During the day, he had already seen the scene where the king and Ling Xuan's "little sister" had a fight. After the wind and clouds, the place was in a mess, comparable to the scene of a car accident.

It is 03:30 in the middle of the night, the dead of night, the time when human beings sleep the deepest.

Xiao Luo hurriedly replied, and then quietly stayed on the inner edge of the window, fearing that the king would be distracted, so he didn't dare to say anything else.

Reminiscent of yesterday's king reminding him to be careful recently, and today's sudden move to their next door, Xiao Luo had a vague guess in his heart: Could it be that the big monster came back again?

The night was too dark, he could barely see the figure of the king and the shadows dancing around like ghosts, what should he do?The number of monsters seems to be a bit too much, even if it is not a big monster, the king still has injuries on his body, if it is consumed by such a wheel battle...

Xiao Luo was so anxious that he suddenly remembered Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" who lived across the door, and immediately sent a message to ask for help.

However, Ling Xuan seemed to be in a deep sleep, Qiuqiu's profile picture was always gray, he thought for a while, ran back to the bed, turned out Ling Su's cell phone, found Ling Xuan's number, and dialed it.

"Ling Xiaosu, what are you doing in the middle of the night?" The voice sounded vague, apparently just woken up.

"Meow!" Hurry up and help the king fight monsters, there are so many here!

"Little Fatty?" Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" woke up instantly, "You stay in the room, don't go out and wander around, you know? I'll go right away!"

Xiao Luo looked at the phone that had ended the call, thought for a while, deleted the call log, put the phone back to its original position, then ran back to the window, looked outside nervously, and secretly used his gaze to observe the movement. Discovery: There is a layer of light-colored enchantment faintly floating outside the window. Obviously, this is the reason why the king and Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" did not let him go out.

The rain kept falling, and the raindrops became heavier and heavier, until finally there was even hail.

Xiao Luo raised his heart in his throat, and his eyes were locked on the king. Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" quickly arrived at the battlefield one minute after hanging up the phone.

Lightning lit up half of the sky like a spider's web. The little orange cat was lying in front of the window, staring at the movement outside. Suddenly, a distorted grimace floated in front of him!

Across the barrier, Grimace spit out its long scarlet tongue and exposed its sharp fangs. Behind it was a solid black mist with a strong ominous aura. It seemed that it wanted to rush in, but was blocked by the barrier.

Xiao Luo forced himself to squat on the spot calmly, and in the next second, a mass of red flames wrapped the ghost face from the head, burning it to ashes. Outside the window, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" delicate and alluring face flashed past.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, go back to sleep, don't squat here, it's too ostentatious.

Xiao Luo got down on his body, only showing a pair of eyes and continued to stare outside. Is it an accident or the beginning of such a night where the demons danced wildly?

He looked back at Ling Su worriedly, remembering the rumors about Tang Monk's flesh mentioned by Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", he couldn't figure it out, if Ling Xiaosu was really the reincarnation of Emperor Star, logically speaking, he should be blessed and honored Destiny is, just like before they met, his shit-shoveling officer was all kinds of awesome, and he created his own business empire at a young age, which made people envy and hate.

Instead of being targeted by monsters like now, and surrounded by bad luck, he may lose his life at any time.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ling Su, why did he encounter these... tribulations?

Ling Xuan: This is probably fate, the cause and effect of the previous life, and the catastrophe of this life.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Previous life?you know?

Ling Xuan: I know I can't say it, or I will be punished by God.Hammer and cry.jpg

Xiao Luojiu, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" who has been serious for only three seconds is really... hard to describe.

The little orange cat stood guard at the window. It took a full hour for the outside to quiet down, and the thunder and lightning dissipated without a trace.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Your king seems to be injured, do you want me to take you to have a look?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo:! ! !Wasn't the previous monster very powerful?

Ling Xuan: It's just a bunch of scraps, but there are too many of them, he is too stubborn, he didn't call me before, and he has old injuries, so, you understand.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Hurry up and pick me up!

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" responded directly with actions, and in the next second, she appeared in front of Xiao Luo out of thin air, her whole body was wet, and without saying a word, she directly "smuggled" the little orange cat into the next room.

"Meow!" Your Majesty, how are you?Is the injury serious?What can I do to help you?

The little orange cat was lying on the bedside, looking at the pale king, only at this moment did he realize clearly: the king is not invincible, he will also be injured.

"I'm fine, just take a rest, you—" the king said, turning his head to look at Ling Xuan, frowning slightly, "Why did you bring him here?"

"I didn't bring Xiaopang here, why don't you just drive me out?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" smiled triumphantly.

"It's almost dawn, you send Xiao Luo back first." The king glared at Ling Xuan dissatisfied, not realizing that he had called out Xiao Luo's name by mistake.

Xiao Luo wanted to call out to Master, but he held back and hugged the bed sheet with all four limbs: "Meow!" I won't leave, let me stay here for a while.

He's not stupid. From Ling Xuan's words like "the karma of the previous life, the catastrophe of this life" and "scourge of heaven", Ling Xuan's catastrophe should be related to him, and the king's concealment of identity is very likely When cause and effect are involved, he must work hard to become stronger!

Ling Su's safety has to be guarded by himself. If he blindly relies on the king, it will cause his master to suffer... God's punishment?

do you mean this?

Xiao Luo felt that he should find a suitable opportunity, and then go to Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" to make some talk.

"If you don't go back, what should I do when Ling Su wakes up and finds that you are gone?" The king stretched out his hand to touch the little orange cat's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "I just don't have enough sleep, I just need to rest, be good, go back quickly."

"Meow?" Really?

Xiao Luo looked the king up and down, but he didn't find any obvious wounds, and he didn't smell blood, so he was still worried.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, is the king's injury serious?

Ling Xuan: It doesn't look like a big deal now, I'll take you back.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Then you lied to me just now?

Ling Xuan: Er, hehe...

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Miss Ling Xuan, if you continue to be so unreliable, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life, smile.jpg