My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su was woken up by being licked by the little orange cat. When he opened his eyes, he found that his little chubby had gained a lot of weight. Thinking of this weight that was suddenly fat and thin, the shit-shoveling officer couldn't help asking: "Little Fatty, did you steal something last night?"

Xiao Luo meowed, hugged the shit shovel officer and rubbed vigorously, playing cute and pretending to be stupid is first-rate.

Steal?Not to mention, before he was "driven away" by the king, he just ate two more inner pills. After he came back, he kept his eyes open and stared at Ling Su to use his staring skills. The shit-shoveling officer's face was almost burned by his gaze Two flowers came out, and the little orange cat's body was still chubby.

Obviously, he had excess energy and became puffy again.

"Little Fatty, what are you going to do?" After Ling Su got up, the little orange cat followed him all the time. From washing and dressing, he kept an eye on people, and kept meowing, acting cute and coquettish in all kinds of ways. , It's almost tiresome.

The little orange cat hugged the trousers of the excrement shovel officer, refusing to let go.

Xiao Luo thought a few hours ago, there was wind, rain, thunder and lightning outside, all kinds of dangers, now Ling Su went out, what if he was targeted again?

He must go together!

"Are you going for a morning jog too?" Ling Su thought for a while and asked back.

"Meow~" The little orange cat climbed up nimbly, until it reached the shoulder of the excrement shoveler, its chubby body curled up into a ball, looking like a ball from a distance.

"Okay, then be good, don't run around." Ling Su has nothing to do with him. In fact, most of the time, the shit-shoveling officer can only compromise in front of his master.

Xiao Luo's treachery succeeded, he looked up to the sky and screamed, "Aww——"

Ling Su: ...

The air in the early morning was a bit cool, and the golden sunlight penetrated through the clouds and landed faintly.

Xiao Luo looked around all the way, and found that everything was safe and sound, he was slightly at ease.

Many juniors who saw Ling Su would take the initiative to say hello to him.

"Senior Ling, good morning!"

"Ling Su, why did you bring Xiaopang for a run today?"

"Morning, my chubby is too clingy, hugging me coquettishly and refusing to let go, there is really nothing I can do about him..."

Just happened to meet a familiar face, Ling Su spoke a little more, people who didn't know the doting tone thought it was talking about his girlfriend.

Yang Liu laughed loudly and greeted the little orange cat: "Hi, fat! Why are you getting fat again?"

Xiao Luo was furious, calling others fat as soon as they met, this is very impolite behavior, okay?

The little orange cat's eyes widened with anger, and it looked more like a ball.

"Little fat, let brother touch it?" Yang Bai reached out to touch the cat's head, but Ling Su dodged it lightly, and could not help protesting, "Ling Su, aren't you? You don't want to touch it?"

The excrement shovel officer replied solemnly: "I won't touch it. I can only touch it myself."

Xiao Luo meowed happily, took the opportunity to hug Ling Su's neck, licked Shit Shovel Officer's cheek, licked and suddenly froze: No, you obviously didn't object to the king's touch!Could it be—

Has Ling Su already guessed the identity of the king?

Thinking about it carefully, with the fresh and refined brains of his shit-shoveling officer, maybe he really guessed a little clue.

"Little Fatty, hold on tight."

"Meow!"

Xiao Luo responded cheerfully, and then——

Meow meow meow meow... almost speechless, the wind is too strong.

Originally, according to Ling Su's habit, the morning run would last for an hour, but today, because he was worried that the little orange cat would not adapt, he deliberately slowed down and compressed the time to half of the original time. However, when he went to the cafeteria to buy During breakfast, Xiao Luo was still turned into a silly cat by the wind.

"Meow?" Where is this, why am I here?

"Are you going to follow me tomorrow?" Ling Su licked the cat's head, dumbfounded, "Why don't you just stay at home and sleep?"

"Meow..." If I don't follow you, what if you are captured by a monster?

Xiao Luo hung on the Shit Shovel Officer in a dying struggle, half-closed his eyes, and looked at the cup of soy milk in Ling Su's hand, plus two vegetable and two egg buns, and couldn't help worrying: Is it not enough to eat such a small amount?

But this egg bun smells so good!My saliva is a bit flooding.

"Xiao Pang, you can't eat this. I'll make you custard tonight?" Ling Su suppressed a smile, and pushed back the cat's head, which kept moving forward. "I heard from Senior Xiao Ye that you have been two months old. You can eat cat food now, if you don’t like milk powder, I’ll go back and change it for you.”

"Meow?" Cat food?No, I just like your cooking!

Xiao Luo himself also secretly looked at the kitten cat food that the king brought back for him. It is a natural salt-free formula rich in various nutrients and minerals that kittens need. I prefer the meals made by Ling Su himself.

The meaning is different, there is a feeling of happiness!

"I'm going to have dinner at Uncle Luo's house at noon today, and in the afternoon, I'll take you to the supermarket?"

"Meow~"

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to kiss the Shit Shovel Officer, then turned his head to look elsewhere. This look, he was surprised again and again: Master Qingfeng?

He has been looking at the face of Taoist Qingfeng for 14 years. The master in his memory is a middle-aged uncle with good features and charm. However, one day he discovered that the uncle is not his master, but a young man with a baby face. , This feeling... sour.

Daoist Qingfeng also saw Ling Su and his cat at the same time. He probably didn't know that the king had lost his vest. Now he came forward to say hello with a smile on his face: "Little... fat, growing up so fast."

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"Why did the Daoist suddenly come to W University?" Ling Su still remembered the courier sent to Ling's family. He was quite clear about the two amulets that were said to be hard to find, and the hexagram occupied by the other party when he was just born. : This is a veritable expert.

The moment he saw Daoist Qingfeng, he was a little worried, but soon, his senses came back, and Ling Su realized that he was worrying unnecessarily.

The Taoist priest should be someone who knows something inside.

"Someone asked me to come here for fortune-telling." Daoist Qingfeng behaved very calmly, with the appearance of an outsider, but he kept wondering in his heart: Who was the person who sent him the message last night?

When he saw the person, the Taoist priest was shocked.

Xiao Luo was also surprised.

Ling Su's expression on his face was well controlled, but he looked at Ling Xuan equally puzzled: "You want to tell your fortune?"

"Hmm. Strange?" "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan stood at the door of the apartment wearing a T-shirt and jeans with fluttering long hair.

Xiao Luo secretly swallowed his saliva, of course it's strange, this is an old old monster!Actually invited a demon catcher to tell the fortune?Simply hot eyes.

The little orange cat quietly looked inside the gate of Lingxuan's apartment, and found that the scene of the car accident the day before had been cleaned up. The big demon had many means, so naturally he would not be embarrassing because of such a small matter.

Ling Su didn't say a word. In front of Taoist Master Qingfeng, he naturally couldn't get to the bottom of how unscientific it was that Ling Xuan had always insisted that he never believed in fate, yet it was so unscientific to ask someone to tell his fortune.

Before, Ling Xuan said that he came back to the country to wait for someone destined, but Ling Su never took it seriously, because he always remembered that this "little sister" specially taught the culprit who caused him to wear women's clothes for several years before going abroad What a tragic situation for the culprit.

"Daoist Qingfeng, my house is a bit messy right now, why don't we go next door?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" said with a smile.

"Okay." Daoist Qingfeng was stared at with horror.

The so-called next door is the apartment where the king lives.

Xiao Luo thought that the king would drive out Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", but it didn't work out. The whole group sat down, including him and Ling Su.

The layout and decoration style of each household in the professor's apartment building are similar. The biggest difference in the king's side is the super-large display screen in the living room and the supporting luxurious cinema equipment. Seeing this posture, Xiao Luo thought of the king holding a mobile phone. Look at the scene of Journey to the West.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm sorry, Daoist Qingfeng. His surname is Ling, and his single name is Xuan. Please make a special trip this time. I need your help with something personally." "Miss Ling Xuan "He smiled and said, "Because I don't have your contact information, I borrowed...Xiao Ye's mobile phone."

Hearing the name Xiao Ye again, Xiao Luo said: Master, you are so good at picking names, I am a little hungry.

"Mr. Ling, do you want to measure characters or divination?" Qingfeng Daoist glanced at the baby-faced young man on the other side of the sofa, Xiao Ye?Well, after knowing each other for so many years, this is the first time he knows that the king also has a name.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled even more: "I heard that Taoist is good at helping people calculate their marriages, why don't you help me find out where my marriage is?"

Who lied about this!He's obviously a demon catcher, okay?Daoist Qingfeng didn't show much on his face, and still maintained the demeanor of an immortal, he said unhurriedly: "To tell you the truth, I'm not good at divination of marriage, but Mr. Ling is really lucky. A few days ago, I just got a marriage stone."

"Marriage stone?" His Majesty finally raised his spirits, "Is that the marriage stone?"

"This marriage stone is not that marriage stone, but it has a unique effect. Just drop your fingertip blood into the stone, close your eyes and rest, and you will be able to see the person you are destined for."

"Is it so magical?" Ling Xuan asked curiously, "Has the Taoist priest tried it himself?"

Daoist Qingfeng smiled and shook his head: "Practitioners need to be pure in heart and few desires."

Xiao Luo shook his hair, yawned, and lay on the shit-shoveling officer's lap to watch the show openly: A practitioner needs to be pure-hearted and ascetic, so Taoist Master Qingfeng can only be a bachelor for the rest of his life?

Congratulations to the Bachelor family for adding a new member.

"You haven't tried it, how do you know if it works?" Ling Xuan asked.

Daoist Qingfeng put a white crystal stone the size of a pebble on the table like a conjurer, without changing his face: "Try it and you will know."

"Meow!" Let me try!

Xiao Luo slammed, threw himself on the stone, and hugged him triumphantly.

Master Qingfeng: ...

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" laughed loudly: "Xiao Pang, do you want to be so impatient? It's only been two months, and you already want to find a wife?"

Ling Su silently squinted at Ling Xuan, who had an exaggerated expression, and stretched out his hand to the little orange cat: "Little Fatty, come back, don't make trouble. It hurts to have blood from your fingertips."

"Meow?" Fingertip blood?

Xiao Luo looked down at his claws, wouldn't it be enough to prick them with a needle?However, whether the pads of the cat's claws can recover as fast as human fingers, he is really not sure about this.

"Little orange cat, what are you messing with?" Well, even the king spoke up.

Xiao Luo had no choice but to jump back on Ling Su's lap unwillingly. In fact, whether he tried it or not had little effect on him. Anyway, he had already made up his mind to be with Ling Su in his life. The arrival of other cats and dogs also affected him. Not even half of him.

On the contrary, it was Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" who wanted to know her significant other so desperately, and always felt that something was wrong.

Does the old monster also have a day of spring heart?

"Lend me this stone for a while, and then return it to you." Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" didn't intend to try it directly in front of so many people, so she scooped the stone into her hand, "Master Daoist, don't you mind?" Bar?"

Properly interprets the brazenness to the fullest.

Daoist Qingfeng: "..." It was the first time he saw someone who played cards so unreasonably, oh no, it was a demon.

And it's a big monster similar to the big lazy cat, so powerful that people can't refuse.

"I will keep an eye on him and not let him steal your things." The king interjected in a calm tone.

Daoist Qingfeng immediately felt relieved: "Yes."

Xiao Luo watched silently, deeply moved in his heart: My master is so powerful, even the hard-to-find Daoist Qingfeng obeys him!

Leaving the marriage stone behind, Daoist Qingfeng left immediately, as if running away, and left in a hurry, Xiao Luo felt all kinds of pity, thought deeply, and realized: Daoist must have noticed Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" Demon spirit!

Facing two big monsters, the poor monster catcher can only let the monsters slaughter him. If he doesn't seize the opportunity to escape, why should he continue to stay and be slaughtered?

Come to think of it, that's really the case.

"Ling Xiaosu, do you want to try the legendary marriage stone?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" shook the stone in her hand, her expression was rather embarrassed, "With a drop of blood, you can find your destiny in this life." man."

"Meow!" Your tone sounds like a kraft paper advertisement on a telephone pole, unreliable.

"No need, I'll take Xiaopang home first, he hasn't had breakfast yet." Ling Su shook his head slightly, it's not that he doesn't believe in marriage stones, it's just that he has already found someone he wants to be with for a lifetime.

Huh?Xiao Luo looked at Shit Shovel Officer in surprise, he thought Ling Su would want to try it.

"By the way, make a copy for me." Ling Xuan said with a smile.

"You are so old, do you still need milk powder?" Ling Su asked in pretended surprise while holding the little orange cat.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was stunned. Before he could say anything, he heard the other party continue to say: "In these days, if a man can't cook, he won't be able to marry a wife. You are not too young, you should practice hard." Practice your cooking skills."

"Hey! I can find someone who can cook!"

Xiao Luo stuck out her tongue and meowed, her mockery couldn't be more obvious: It's really not easy to find a girl who is prettier than you and can cook, just a little bit earlier can wipe out more than 90.00% of people .

Even though it has been two months and there is no need to continue to drink milk powder, but after returning home, Ling Su still made a bottle of milk powder for the little orange cat.

"Little Fatty, I'm wronged again, and I'll improve your food tonight." The excrement shoveler said softly.

Xiao Luo rushed forward coquettishly and hugged Ling Su's arm: "Meow!" Don't be wronged, as long as it is done by you, I like it, ouch!

As a cat who is good at sycophants, that's how it goes.

Half an hour later, the little orange cat sat contentedly holding the feeding bottle in front of the computer desk, turning his head to see the charming appearance of his excrement shoveler concentrating on his work, and chatting with the cute little cats in the king's harem chat.

Macaw-Coco: That old Li is cooking for me clumsily, so disgusting. [Image] [image]

My Neighbor Totoro-San Hui: I dislike you and even secretly took pictures to show off!

Tangerine Cat-Xiao Luo: I think it's blunt, that's what I'm talking about.

Macaw-Coco: The little orange cat!Have you raised your opinion with the king?

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, oops, I forgot.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I'll ask later.

Macaw-Coco: Don't forget about the little orange cat!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I will try my best.

The project is too huge, he thinks he needs a few helpers, but——

Your Majesty has too many things to do, so it's obviously not suitable to go to him. Is there another candidate?The little guys in the harem group can't be counted on. The only special person he knows is Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister". Luo Baibai is more reliable than finding this "young lady".

Macaw-Coco: Fight the Landlords, are you together?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Raise your hand!

Macaw-Coco: Go and play!

Xiao Luo is silent, being disgusted so bluntly, it's really... hey!After thinking for a while, he simply switched the window and ran to look for the king, who happened to have his head lighted up.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, Ke Ke said that he hopes to add a LOL port in the ball, look at this...

King: Do it when you have time. If you want to do this, you don’t need to do the rest of the mini-games, but your most important task now is to cultivate.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I have been spending as much time as possible to stare at Ling Su 24 hours a day. This practice, I feel a little...slow.

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Xiao Luo stared at the picture with complicated emotions, feeling that this topic would reach a dead end, so he quickly changed the topic.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, has Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" found his destined person?

Your Majesty: In the early stages of practice, you can achieve the desired goal by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and sitting in meditation, but now the environment is no longer what it used to be, unless I take you to Kunlun Mountain to practice, but I guess you are not willing to leave Ling Su, etc. You have survived the initial stage, you can ask Ling Xuan for a book of exercises.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What exercise?

He thought that the king and Ling Xuan's "little sister" were incompatible, so they would fight when they met, but now it seems that this is not the case, at least it is not as simple as what he sees on the surface.

Your Majesty: Double cultivation of exercises.

puff!Xiao Luo spat out the mouthful of milk in his mouth.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Really?

King: I don't know if it's true or not, maybe he's bragging.

This is all right?

Xiao Luo chatted with the master for a while, until finally saying goodbye, he realized belatedly: he was forcibly changed by the master again!Although, he wasn't that curious about who Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was destined to be.

"This stone is not very effective." "Miss" Ling Xuan stuffed the marriage stone into his pocket, with an aggrieved expression on his face.

"Since it doesn't work, then return it to Qingfeng quickly." The king didn't bother to study it carefully, so he packed up his things and prepared to go to the infirmary to stay.

"I'll play for two more days." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" rolled his eyes, "Xiaobai, why don't you try it?"

The king glanced at him with little interest: "Not interested."

"I don't believe you're not even curious about who your destined person is!"

"Didn't you say it didn't work? Since it didn't work, why did you try it?" The king gave the other party a contemptuous look, and left with his phone in his pocket.

Leaving Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" standing there with an aggrieved face: "Do you believe me when I tell you?"

"Beep beep-"

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, how is your Marriage Stone test going?

Fortunately, there are still people who are curious, even if it is a cat.

Ling Xuan lay down on the sofa, playing with the stones while chatting with Xiao Luo.

Ling Xuan: I tried.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What happened?

Ling Xuan: All kinds of unbelievable and unbelievable things blinded my aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes!

Looking at this, Xiao Luo couldn't help thinking: In fact, if your predestined person sees you like this, he will probably feel that he is blind.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I heard that you have a book of dual cultivation skills, can you lend me a copy?

Ling Xuan: Yes, but you can’t use it now, at least wait until your gaze proficiency reaches full level.

Xiao Luo was startled, as expected of a great demon who has lived for countless years, this "little sister" actually knows exactly what skills the system has given him after the system advanced!He looks back at his proficiency: 18/100, again because he's been pressing the man.

There is still a long time before the full level.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, who is the big bug?

Ling Xuan: Fatty, every time you try to dig something out of my mouth, your mouth is so sweet.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Young lady, you are really astute!

Ling Xuan: But I can't tell you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: That's it, then bye!

Xiao Luo decisively closed the dialogue box. Although the other party sometimes felt very unreliable, but after careful consideration, what Ling Xuan said was ultimately traceable.

He probably understood the difference between being unable to say and not wanting to say.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the little orange cat lay down on the keyboard and looked at his account balance. The popularity value can be exchanged twice [Secretly sneaking into your dreamland]. At present, the source of inner alchemy is sufficient, so he can temporarily ignore the exchange." If you practice alchemy, then tonight, the shit shovel officer must be overthrown!

"Little Fatty, what are you doing?" Ling Su turned his head and saw the little orange cat rolling on the keyboard, looking quite excited.

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo pretended to be stupid, stood up quickly, and responded innocently. Seeing the shit shovel officer smiled, he lowered his head and went to work again. Taking advantage of the other party's inattention, he pretended to open the fruit on the computer desktop as a cover. Prepare to secretly check information online.

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