My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

How painful was it the first time?

#Imagine the feeling of turning your lips outward and wrapping your entire head!It’s probably like this, it’s not an exaggeration at all, let’s put a dynamic picture below [图.gif]#

Xiao Luo moved the mouse cautiously, clicked on the picture to play, and saw the picture of the locomotive crashing into the entrance of the tunnel, because the size was too large, and the picture of the entrance of the tunnel was shattered, the hair on his body stood on end in fright!

so scary...

He hesitated and continued to read the post.

#But my first caesarean section, I feel fine, I suggest that young mothers with good physical strength should give birth naturally for the first time, and recover faster after delivery...#

Ah?The little orange cat was completely dumbfounded, so he entered the wrong post?He looked up at the title, and then at the forum name: Mommy Baby Concentration Camp!

Embarrassed by Xiao Luo, he quickly forked off the page and continued to search.

"Little Fatty, it's almost time, let's go there early." Ling Su's voice suddenly sounded.

Xiao Luo immediately turned the Fruit Lianliankan interface into a full screen, blocking other pages. This is the price of being a monster under the eyes of the shit-shoveling officer: all kinds of thrilling, may be discovered at any time, and even if he has an extra mouth, he can't explain it clearly .

Fortunately, Ling Su didn't care what he was doing. He walked over and picked up the little orange cat. He didn't turn off the computer, and went outside: "Director Li said that he wanted to cook by himself, but I think it's a bit awkward. Let's go and help sooner." ,How about it?"

"Meow!" You can have this.

Before leaving, Ling Su specially packed the little orange cat's cat food and the bowl and brought them there. Xiao Luo glanced at it pretending not to care, and silently praised the excrement shoveler: "Caring little padded jacket!"

Having a dinner with hot pot, Ling Su, Li Wei, Su Chen, Luo Qingqiu, and Bai Qingyun gathered around a table, and the atmosphere was quite good. Xiao Luo, Mr. Ke Ke, Wu Huan, Luo Baibai, and Erha gathered in front of the French windows, While basking in the sun and wandering in the group, eating cat food, smelling the aroma of boiled mutton, silently swallowed.

King's Harem

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: I'm about to leave W University, and I'm so sad suddenly!

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Wuhuan, why don't you stay, your family Chenchen must be very busy filming after joining the group.

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: So I'm going to take care of him!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Give a thumbs up to the heart-warming Xiao Wuhuan!

Pudding Hamster-Five Rings: Little Meow!Let me tell you, that Wang Xiaojie is still pestering my family Chenchen recently, do you think I can beat him?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You seem...to be beaten.

Macaw-Coco: I can!Ah ha ha ha ha!Wuhuan, let's join the group together. Next time whoever comes, tell me and I'll teach him a lesson for you!

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Keke, you have to be careful yourself, don't get caught.

Macaw-Coco: Don't worry~ I'm very smart!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Smart Coco, are you here to fight the landlord?

Macaw-Coco: No!

Huskies-Primary [-]: Will it take long to join the group?My little sister said she couldn't take me there, crying.jpg

Macaw-Coco: I want it for two or three months, but your young lady is not the protagonist, so I will stay for two weeks at most, right?

As the "big celebrity" next to Director Li, Mr. Ke Ke has rich experience, which is not comparable to ordinary parrots.

Xiao Luo didn't understand the script until now, he only knew it was called "First Love", the two male protagonists were uncles and nephews in name, not related by blood, with a typical tragic ending, so Bai Qingyun's guest role in it should be a supporting role, For example... nephew's fiancée?

Kind of incredible.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Erha, what role is your young lady playing?

Husky-Xiao Er: Heroine!

Seeing this smug tone, Xiao Luo was deeply suspicious.

Macaw-Coco: No heroine, it's a shitty movie.

Husky-Xiaoer: It's the heroine!

Macaw-Coco: I'm sure not!

So Erha and Uncle Ke Ke started arguing, which was quite substandard, just like elementary school students quarreling.

Xiao Luo turned his head silently, and looked at Erha and Uncle Keke who were arguing fiercely in the group, but in reality they silently bowed their heads to eat lunch, feeling very happy.

Good times always fly by so fast.

When he went back in the afternoon, Xiao Luo felt a little bit of reluctance in his heart: it might not be easy to get together again in the future.

This feeling of reluctance lasted until night. After eating and drinking enough, he was coaxed by the excrement shovel officer to give him medicine. After taking a Guling pill, Xiao Luo fell asleep drowsily. When he woke up, he was already big. midnight.

In the dark night, the surroundings were quiet, Xiao Luo got up furtively, and checked the time: 03:30 in the morning.

In terms of time, it should still be in time.

Facing the shit-shoveling officer who was already asleep, Xiao Luo silently struggled with his thoughts, leaned forward, and kissed him secretly, Ling Su's gentle breathing was mixed with the scent of the whole cat after bathing. Desperate.

After the upgrade of the ball system, the stealing shit-shoveling officer in the prototype state will no longer increase his charm value, and because he is aware of his hairy mouth, Xiao Luo seldom steals a kiss with Ling Su in the form of a little orange cat.

After exchanging a directional transformation card, Xiao Luo lay down next to Ling Su with his hands and feet, fascinatedly looking at the other party's sleeping face, and carefully traced the outline of the shit-shoveling officer's facial features with his eyes, time and time again.

"Ling Xiaosu, are you ready?" The young man's cold and clear voice was somewhat cunning.

What responded to him was the sound of the other party's shallow breathing.

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown to transforming, and there was still one and a half minutes left, so he quickly exchanged for a piece of [Sneak into Your Dreamland].

In the dream, there was an endless desert, the scorching sun was burning in the sky, scorching everything, the heat was so real that no one could ignore it, Xiao Luo couldn't help but wonder if he went to the wrong set?

Where is Ling Su?

Looking up, Xiao Luo couldn't help being confused, what was his shit-shoveling officer thinking?Why are dreams always so weird?

He started to search. Fortunately, not long after, he found Ling Xiaosu who had lost his way in the desert.

Xiao Luo hurriedly ran forward, trying to wake him up: "Ling Su, wake up, open your eyes and look at me, can you hear my voice?"

Ling Su was carrying a bag on his body, Xiao Luo took it off, unzipped it and took a look, suddenly embarrassed: It's all cat food!

Should he praise the shit shovel officer for being too dedicated or too stupid?

Holding the backpack with one hand, Xiao Luo tried to carry his shit-shoveling officer on his back, and he carried Lingsu's tall man on his back with difficulty. The whole process can be described in one word: tired.

"Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back, hahaha."

Xiao Luo had fun in his bitterness, thankful that he was exercising frequently on weekdays, so he could barely carry people on his back. It's just that walking three steps and sliding one step backward is simply too unscientific.

"Ahem..." After walking for an unknown amount of time, the person on his back finally woke up.

Xiao Luo was overjoyed: "Ling Su, are you awake?"

"Who are you?" the shit shoveler asked.

Xiao Luo was speechless, he clearly remembered his name in his dream last time, forcing him to wear a maid outfit, but this time he didn't recognize him again.

"I'm your creditor." He snorted angrily, and slapped the shit shovel officer's ass with his backhand, "Can you leave by yourself?"

"Yes." Ling Su's voice was quite low, perhaps because of the lack of water, it was a little hoarse. After he landed, he managed to stand still, and his deep and sharp eyes fell on the young man, with a flash of surprise in his eyes, "You are so Into the desert?"

Xiao Luo was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, and Vance's latest style on his feet. When he took a step forward, a pinch of sand got into the shoes, not to mention rubbing his feet, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

"Ah, is there a problem?" The boy asked indifferently.

Looking at the shit-shoveling officer's appearance, Xiao Luo certainly knew there was a problem, but he is not a prophet, how could he know in advance that Ling Su would come to the desert in his dream?

"Where did you come from?" Ling Su took off his coat and put it on the boy, "The sun here is too poisonous, put it on quickly."

Xiao Luojiong, usually his shit-shoveling officer's attitude towards strangers is actually quite strict, but now he is really easy-going.

Probably because the stranger at this moment has become his relationship?He thought happily.

"No need, it's too hot in the desert, let's find an exit quickly." Xiao Luo quickly glanced at the shirtless shit-shoveling officer, his eyes flicked past the other's smooth muscles, and finally fell on the enviable man. On his abdominal muscles, his nose felt hot, and he couldn't help but slander: My Ling Xiaosu is too shameless, he took off his coat and didn't wear anything underneath!Isn't this intentional to provoke him!

"Village Master, what's wrong with you?" Ling Su asked with a puzzled expression.

When Xiao Luo heard this title, he couldn't help but get dizzy. Does his shit-shoveling officer regard him as the king of the mountain?

"I'm a little thirsty."

"I have water."

"Where is it?" He clearly remembered that there was only cat food in the backpack!

"Close your eyes, and I'll conjure them up for you." The shit shovel officer whispered.

Xiao Luo couldn't help but his ears turned red, he always felt that these words were a bit ambiguous, did he think too much, or was the other party deliberately teasing him?

"Close it quickly."

"...How did you change it?"

After all, Xiao Luo still couldn't beat Ling Xiaosu, he closed his eyes cooperatively, feeling the scorching heat from the scorching sun, that stream of heat seemed to set his body ablaze, it was on fire.

With his eyes closed, he vaguely felt the other party's breath approaching. Then, his lips were touched lightly. He opened his eyes suddenly and saw Ling Su's face close at hand. His shit-shoveling officer suddenly stretched out Wrapping him in his arms with his left hand, holding his head with his right hand, and kissing him with his eyes closed...

Su felt that his bones were weak.

"Close your eyes, village master." The low voice was as elegant as the music of a cello, stirring Xiao Luo's ever-accelerating heartbeat.

It's time to close your eyes, otherwise he won't be able to help laughing when he sees the dust on his shit shoveler's face and hair.

"En." The young man responded in a low voice, like a cat meowing, falling on Ling Su's heart, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

The kiss gradually deepened. From the initial tentative temptation to the entanglement after getting familiar with it, Xiao Luo felt that the blood in his whole body was burning, and his breathing began to become short. He couldn't help wanting more, but——

Mouth is so dry.

"Clatter—" The sound of water splashed, and warm spring water fell from the sky.

Xiao Luo quietly opened his eyes, and found that the desert had disappeared. He was brought by Ling Su to the edge of the hot spring pool, with his back against the smooth rock wall. His way of escape.

"Look, there's a lot of water." There was a hint of a smile in the low voice.

Xiao Luo looked at the other party with a thunderous heartbeat, and a thought filled his mind: Don't panic, come on Pikachu!

"Ling Xiaosu, do you know who I am?" the boy asked hesitantly.

"You are my village master, and I am your second master." Ling Su replied solemnly.

Embarrassed by Xiao Luo, he quickly came to his senses: "The village owner wants to eat the Second Master now, will the Second Master agree?"

Ling Su was stunned, his handsome face flashed with a trace of bewilderment, but he said in a daze: "How do you want to eat?"

Xiao Luo became excited, such Ling Xiaosu looked really cute, what should I do, he was about to lose control of his boiling wolf blood!

"From beginning to end, inside and out, eat it all." The young man continued to say calmly with a slightly red face, "Don't worry, I will be very gentle."

"Oh?" Ling Su's expression changed, and a gleam of light flashed in his charming eyes, "That's not okay, if the village master wants to eat me, the second master can only strike first."

puff!A shit-shoveling officer with a fresh mind.

Xiao Luo couldn't help but wanted to laugh, but he didn't laugh out loud, and was kissed again.

The hot spring water wrapped the two of them tenderly, and the lingering kiss continued deeply, accompanied by the urge to come out of his body.

The moment his legs were separated, Xiao Luo couldn't help but want to cry, it was too difficult, he waited for this day until the flowers all withered, but it should be very painful, right?Thinking about the posts he had flipped through before, he couldn't help feeling worried.

"Don't be afraid, I will be gentle."

The so-called tit for tat is probably what they are talking about, right?

Perhaps it was because of the relationship in the dream, the moment he was entered, he didn't feel the heart-piercing pain, but felt very comfortable, so comfortable that his voice was almost hoarse, but he brazenly shouted to do it again ...

Xiao Luo opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling limply. In the darkest and deepest night on the eve of dawn, he turned around slowly and looked at Ling Su, who was still sleeping beside him. She was blushing, and her body seemed to still feel the tremor left after being touched by her beloved.

Time passed by quickly, and when there were only ten seconds left in the countdown to transformation, Xiao Luo leaned forward, bit Ling Su's lips lightly, licked it tremblingly, and then——

With a bang, it turned back into a little orange cat and landed on the quilt.

"Little Fatty?" The shit shovel officer's hoarse voice sounded.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo responded, only then did he remember that he forgot to exchange [sleep till dawn].

Ling Su opened his eyes, felt the stickiness in his lower body, and said as if sighing softly: "Xiao Pang, I had a dream."