My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo lay on the quilt and pretended to be dead, watching Ling Su get up to take a shower helplessly, feeling like a heartless person, instantly embarrassed.

At 04:30 in the morning, when it was supposed to be the sleepiest and most tired time, he couldn't fall asleep.

How can I make the gaze proficiency reach 100/100 as soon as possible?

After the proficiency is full, you can improve your cultivation base through double cultivation...

The little orange cat rolled on the bed, a little excited thinking about it, the dream is fake after all, if it is reality, the feeling should be different, right?

Looking at the proficiency level of 21/100, Xiao Luo couldn't help but sighed, clicked on the ball to scan the goods in the shopping mall, and his eyes finally fell on the wishing card, the price: 100000 popularity points + 100000 charm points + 10000 love points, Redeem a wishing card once, and any wish can come true!

If there is a wishing card, can the proficiency of staring be fully leveled immediately?

He excitedly switched to his account balance and looked at it. There were more than 1 popularity points left, and the charisma value came from behind. Perhaps it was because of the close contact just now that it suddenly soared to [-]. Don't worry about the love value. Hurry up and start the live broadcast to accumulate more popularity points!

Ling Su took a battle shower and came out, still steamed on his body, and returned to the bedroom to find the heartless little orange cat sleeping on all fours, occupying his pillow, and twisting his body around in ecstasy. Looking at him, he looked pure and innocent.

Recalling the memory of drinking fragments in the dream, Ling Su couldn't help laughing, how could he have the illusion that the other party came to his dream to seduce him?

Maybe it's because I dreamed about the same person several times in a row?

"Little Fatty, is there anyone you like?"

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo responded belatedly, and found that the excrement shoveler was lying next to him in a bathrobe, exuding a charming charm, which made him want to turn into a wolf and pounce on him, just like he imagined. as before.

Unfortunately, in the end, he was the one who was thrown down.

It's really inexplicably sad.

"I like it so much... just seeing him, I feel warm in my heart, I want to take the initiative to get close to him, hug him, and do something unspeakable to him..." The voice was deep and sexy.

Xiao Luo felt that his mouth was dry again.

The answer must be yes!

"If one day he disappears, I will probably go crazy, so..." Don't ask why, don't delve into those unbelievable things, just accept it all, and wait for the day when the miracle will happen.

"Meow!" There won't be that day, I will always be by your side, now and in the future, you will always be mine, I will not give you up to anyone else, not even cats!

Xiao Luo took the initiative to crawl over, hugged the shit shovel officer's arm, and acted coquettishly.

Ling Su smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to touch the little orange cat's head, and suddenly said, "Kiss one?"

"Meow?" Are you serious, shit shoveler?

Then--

Ling Su kissed the hair on his mouth, feeling very complicated.

One person, one trick, crooked for a while, and fell asleep again with their heads next to each other.

"Beep beep-"

Xiao Luo was woken up by the notification of new messages from the system. Recently, he has developed the habit of hanging up for 24 hours. Take the time to program a program and write a code.

Ever since he got the king's permission, he can think about writing the League of Legends into the ball system, and treat it as a gift he gave to all the little guys in the harem group. One day in the future, when he returns to his body, When they can't chat with these cute animals, at least they can still remember that there was an orange cat as their good friend when they were playing games...

Suddenly, Xiao Luo felt a little sad.

He sat up, looked around, and found that Ling Su was not there, he should have gone out for a morning run at this point.

Didn't wake him up!

Xiao Luo groaned in dissatisfaction, thinking that his family Ling Xiaosu must feel sorry for him when he was still young, and wanted him to sleep a little longer, so he immediately became happy again, rolled around on the spot, and then clicked on the new news.

Ling Xuan: I made breakfast, do you want to eat it, fat?

Yo, is it going to rain red?

He clearly remembered that not long ago, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" said that she was looking for a daughter-in-law who could cook, but now she is cooking breakfast herself?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You made it, can I eat it?

Although the other party is not a young master who does not stick to the sun, but——

Thinking about his family Ling Xiaosu, and looking at the virtue of the master opposite, Xiao Luo couldn't help but shiver.

Ling Xuan: Why can't you eat it? I'll pick you up.

The tone is quite strong, and there is almost no room for people to choose.

Xiao Luo didn't reply, and in the next second, Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" appeared in front of him out of thin air in home clothes, picked up the little orange cat and left.

"Meow!" My family Ling Xiaosu said, I can only drink milk powder and eat cat food without salt. Does the breakfast you make meet the requirements?

"It's enough to turn you back into a human. You can really pick things up."

"Meow?" Obviously you asked for me, how can you say that I am picking things up, if I spoil my stomach, my family Ling Xiaosu will feel bad, and the king will beat you!

Xiao Luo retorted humbly, fully demonstrating how tough his backstage was.

It wasn't until he was transformed back into human form by Ling Xuan that he stopped chattering and smiled cunningly. The feeling of being able to transform back into human form without wasting love points is simply awesome!But the problem is——

"Miss Ling Xuan, why did you turn me into your appearance?"

"if not?"

"Of course it looks like my true self!"

"It's such a trouble to treat you to a meal." Even so, Ling Xuan finally satisfied Xiao Luo's request.

It is different from the situation of using the directional transformation card. After being transformed back into a human form by Ling Xuan, Xiao Luo neither saw the countdown to transformation, nor could he find the skills presented by his system. Simply put, he is just an ordinary person .

If the monster comes, he will only be able to deliver food.

I have to get the wishing card quickly, and I will start the live broadcast in the afternoon!

While thinking about it, Xiao Luo sat down at the dining table, and at first glance at the breakfast prepared on the table, he was almost dumbfounded: "Why are there so many?"

Dumplings, wontons, beef noodle soup, fried rice cakes, char siew buns, golden cakes, fresh milk, freshly ground soy milk, bean curd... Is this feeding pigs?

"Miss Lingxuan, did you make this yourself? Didn't you pack it from the cafeteria?" Xiao Luo picked up a dumpling with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. The skin was thin and the meat was filling, but the taste was actually not bad.

"I bought the golden cake, warmed it up in a steamer, bought milk, and the rest are made from bought raw materials, how is it? Is the taste okay?" "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan asked with a smile.

Xiao Luo looked him up and down suspiciously, and still couldn't believe it. If Ling Su did all of this, he wouldn't doubt it at all, but if it was Ling Xuan...

No matter how you look at it, how suspicious.

"I can't believe it. What are you doing?" He picked up another wonton, and now he really believed that this little wonton was definitely not bought. The meat filling is too full. If it was bought outside, The seller must lose money.

Xiao Luo tasted everything, and felt quite delicate: Is it because the Ling family members are all particularly good at craftsmanship?Wonton dumplings are actually quite a test of craftsmanship. If the skills are not good enough, it is very likely that they can only be fed to pigs in the end.

"how do you feel?"

"It's not bad. Compared with my family Ling Xiaosu's craftsmanship, it's still a bit inferior, but it's better than mine."

"Yeah. That's good." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan waved happily, "Little Fatty, I'll take you back."

Ah?So fast……

Xiao Luo was a little dumbfounded, so he was just temporarily pulled here to try some?

"Your Ling Xiaosu is coming back soon, are you sure you want to stay with me?" Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" changed his face in an instant, and asked cunningly with a smile on his face.

Xiao Luo thinks about it too, if he doesn't go back in time, and his shit-shoveling officer finds out that the cat is gone, he shouldn't be in a hurry, but——

"Can I go back in this state?" He asked cautiously.

Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you know that now that you have become a human, every minute and every second is consumed by my cultivation?"

Xiao Luo was startled: "Is there such a thing?"

"if not?"

"Then, as an old monster who has lived for too long, surely you won't feel sorry for such a little bit of cultivation, right? I'll just borrow it for two hours!"

Xiao Luo also said with a smile, his eyebrows and eyes curved.

Ling Xuan flicked his fingers, put his index finger and middle finger together, and pointed at the boy's eyebrows: "One hour, when the time is up, you will return to your original shape, and you can figure it out."

"Miss Sister, you are so kind. I wish you and your predestined person a happy marriage for a hundred years, and have a baby soon! Goodbye!" Xiao Luo quickly finished speaking, turned and ran out.

The morning sun of W University was bright and warm, Xiao Luo ran happily all the way, because he had run with Ling Suchen once before, so he roughly knew the morning running route of his shit-shoveling officer, and he was thinking about going to guard in advance.

There is a big banyan tree on the southwest side of the professor's apartment building, which is the place where Lingsu must pass. There are relatively few people coming and going in that place, not to mention the quiet environment, and it is especially suitable for sneak attacks.

Xiao Luo followed his memory to find the big banyan tree, looked around and found no one for a while, climbed to the tree two or three times, and waited patiently.

In less than 5 minutes, the figure of his shit-shoveling officer appeared.

The hair flying freely in the morning breeze is shining brightly in the sun, and every step of the long legs gives people an extraordinarily elegant feeling. Xiao Luo stared at Ling Su intently, the smile on his face was almost overflowing , When the other party passed under the tree, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Ling Xiaosu!"

Startled, Ling Su listened to his footsteps and looked around: This voice seems to be...

"Hey, I'm on top of you!" A mischievous voice came from diagonally above the head.

Ling Su looked up, and saw the young man hanging upside down on the tree trunk, winking and waving at him.

"You come down." It's so dangerous.

"No, come here!" Xiao Luo thought to himself, I have been a cat for a while anyway, my body is flexible, how could I fall casually, besides this distance, even if I fall, it is no big deal.

"This tree is very old. If you damage it, you won't be able to pay for it." The excrement shoveler said with a serious face.

Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment, and the rationality that had been dissipated by joy just now quickly returned: Don't talk about whether it is expensive or not, and whether it can be paid for, this is public property, if he sits on his butt and ruins it, it will be fine!

Get down now!

The young man hurriedly climbed down. Seeing this, Ling Su smiled calmly, stepped forward, waited under the banyan tree, caught him in advance, and hugged him fully.

"Why are you here?" At this time, shouldn't you just sleep late on the bed?

"I miss you, I came here to see you."

Of course Xiao Luo would not say, I was so moved by your affectionate confession at four o'clock this morning, and I just had the opportunity to come to see you in an open and aboveboard manner, how could such a god-given opportunity be wasted?

Although, he was actually a little embarrassed in his heart to consume Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister"'s cultivation in this way.

"Have you had breakfast?" Ling Su hugged the young man's waist with one hand, and gently wiped the sweat from the other's forehead with the other hand. It didn't stop him from being full of joy.

"I ate a little bit, but I'm not full." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was too stingy, and she only let him taste a little of everything and drove him away.

But with so many things, he can't eat by himself, right?

"What do you want to eat, I'll go back and make it for you." Ling Su put him down on the ground and said with a familiar attitude.

go back?That must not work.

Xiao Luo quickly shook his head: "It's too troublesome to do it now, why don't we go to the cafeteria to eat?" This place is only 10 minutes away from the cafeteria, if the time is arranged properly, it may be in time.

"Canteen?" Ling Su hesitated, "There are too many people over there."

He remembered that Xiao Luo was not a student of W University, plus the young man's outstanding appearance made him more attractive. If the two of them sat down together in the cafeteria, they would definitely be surrounded by people, and Xiao Luo's identity might be involved... …

As soon as Xiao Luo heard it, he immediately realized that although he had already been admitted to W University, his body should still be lying in the hospital. Although his shit-shoveling officer was low-key enough, he had no choice but to focus on wherever he went. If so, it could cause trouble.

"You wait here, and I'll be back when I go down." Ling Su suggested.

"Don't go, you can stay with me for a while, okay?" Xiao Luo hastily held him back, it will take at least half an hour to go back and forth, and there won't be much time left!

"Okay." Ling Su nodded slightly, with various doting expressions.

Xiao Luo joyfully stretched out his hand to hold the opponent's hand, and looked back at the big banyan tree: "Shall we go under the tree?"

"Yeah." Ling Su looked left and right, because it was relatively early, no one would pass by at this moment, so he nodded, "But you are not allowed to climb trees."

"Don't climb." Xiao Luo quickly assured that he was a person with public morality, if it wasn't because he was too happy before, he wouldn't have done such a thing.

The two finally sat down under the banyan tree, side by side, close together.

"How have you been recently?" Ling Su pretended not to notice the identity of the other party, like two friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time reunited and sat down, starting from the simplest topic to talk about the past.

Xiao Luo secretly smiled, and silently praised his shit-shoveling officer from the bottom of his heart: You are as witty as you, and it couldn't be better.

"Very good, eat and drink enough every day."

"But I'm not well."

"Ah..." Xiao Luo was startled.

Ling Su turned his head and looked at the boy quietly: "But it's much better now."

Xiao Luo was so stared at by him that his face turned red, and when he recalled the situation in the previous dream, he couldn't help but feel itchy. He propped up on the ground with one hand, leaned his upper body forward, leaned in front of Ling Su, and asked in a low voice: "Ling Xiaosu, can I kiss you?" Kiss you?"

"You said the same thing last time, and before I could answer, you played a hooligan on me." Ling Su deliberately said with a straight face and a cold tone.

Xiao Luojiu, he is actually a little embarrassed, it seems that his skin is not thick enough, he can continue to work hard!

"Well, so you won't object this time, right?" The young man was slightly startled, his smile crept up from the corner of his eyes, and he rushed over quickly, kissed his shit-shoveling officer, touched him lightly, and then moved away a little. Distance, "It's a bit cold."

"Huh?" Ling Su responded in confusion.

"It's okay, it will heat up soon." The next second, the boy threw himself on him, wrapped his hands around his neck, and kissed him passionately.

Ling Su's heart throbbed for a while, and he stretched out his arms to hug the boy's back, and kissed him back tacitly.

Two sparrows landed on the top of the banyan tree, and after flying around happily, they began to gossip quietly.

[Agua, look at the people below who are doing shameful things. 】

【Asha, you are so ignorant, human beings like to kiss under the big banyan tree all the time! 】

【Agua, but I remember seeing one male and one female. 】

【Look, ouch, it's actually two males!This, this kiss is quite intense! 】

【Agua, why don't we try it too? 】

[Let's go! 】

Xiao Luo laughed out loud, and leaned on Ling Su's body weakly. Even in the human form, he still understood the conversation of the two sparrows. Presumably, these two should be little pets in the king's harem group. ?

Because of ordinary pets, there is a language barrier between him and him.

"What are you laughing at?" Ling Su pinched the soft flesh around the boy's waist.

Xiao Luo begged for mercy instantly: "Itchy, don't touch it!"

"So ticklish?" Ling Su didn't believe it, and squeezed again.

Xiao Luo shrunk into a ball with a smile, and kept pushing into the opponent's arms. Ling Su looked at the boy's soft hair, and was slightly dazed: It was exactly the same as when the chubby was acting like a baby.

"Xiao Luo."

"Well, what's the matter, Ling Xiaosu?"

"you--"

Ling Su hesitated to speak, he wanted to ask too many things, he didn't know where to start, some things he couldn't even ask.

Xiao Luo raised his head and silently looked at his shit-shoveling officer, feeling distressed in his heart. He straightened up, hugged the other's cheek, and their noses touched: "Wait a minute, one day, I will stand upright By your side, when the time comes, your people will be mine, and your heart will only be mine, you are not allowed to look at others, you can only look at me..."

"Why are you so domineering? Huh?"

"Because you are Ling Xiaosu." Because you are my shit-shoveling officer, and I am your master, of course you can only belong to me!Of course, I will only belong to you alone.

Xiao Luowu thought happily, and let out a burst of giggling.

Ling Su patted the boy's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and stuck it on to kiss that sweet-talking, nonsense mouth again...

Time passed quickly, Xiao Luo estimated the time, although he was very reluctant, but there was nothing he could do. He rubbed his belly and looked up at Ling Su: "I'm a little hungry."

"What do you want to eat?" Ling Su asked gently.

"Egg custard, salmon." Xiao Luo ordered two ingredients that the cafeteria definitely didn't have, but there were ingredients in the apartment's refrigerator.

Ling Su smiled and patted the boy's butt: "It can satisfy you, but you have to let me stand up first."

Xiao Luo nodded repeatedly, and after standing still, he leaned against the big banyan tree and said, "Ling Xiaosu, go quickly."

Ling Su hesitated for a while, and didn't ask nonsense such as "Do you want to come together" or "You have to wait here for me?" He knew quite well that when he came back, the boy would definitely not be waiting here him.

"Good boy." The excrement shovel officer reached out and rubbed the boy's head with a loving tone.

Xiao Luo waved at him with a smile, and watched the other person's figure gradually disappear from sight, then came back to his senses, and shouted: "Miss Ling Xuan, come out."

"If I don't come here early, will you forget the time?" Ling Xuan walked out from the corner slowly, with a helpless expression on his face, "Letting me eat dog food early in the morning is really too much."

"Have you finished your breakfast?" Xiao Luo changed the subject with a smile.

Ling Xuan's expression changed, he didn't answer, and said directly: "I'll take you back, my little ancestor!"

With the help of Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", Xiao Luo smoothly got back to bed before his shit-shoveling officer came back, and took the time to write a few lines of code.

"Beep beep——" The ball system's new message notification sounded.

Xiao Luo switched the window to look, and was amazed that it was actually sent by the king on his own initiative.

Your Majesty: Did you go out to roam just now?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It's not a wave, it's a relationship!

King: Don't be so capricious next time, especially during this period, it's not safe.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Hmm, I know, I won’t dare next time!By the way, my lord, I want to ask something.

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: If I get the wishing card, will any of my wishes be granted?

Dawang: The existence of the system is also restricted by rules. It cannot be any desire. You must pay for what you get. This is a process of equivalent exchange.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: That is to say, if I make a wish to let a certain big monster burp directly, there is no way to achieve it, but if it belongs to the category of equivalent exchange, for example, I want to make the staring proficiency level full , can you try?

Xiao Luo's thoughts turned so fast that the king couldn't help but want to beat him up.

King: You can try it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you, my lord, hello!

It means you can try it, which means there is hope!

The little orange cat immediately climbed out of the bed full of fighting spirit, and ran to the cat toilet with arrogance and arrogance!