My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The tender steamed eggs and steamed salmon were placed on the dining table, the excrement shoveler answered the phone and went to the study, and the little orange cat quietly climbed onto the table...

When Ling Su came back, he found that his little greedy cat had already stretched out his claws, and the salmon was only a pile of bones left!

"Little Fatty, you are moving too fast, aren't you?"

"Meow, meow..." The little orange cat lowered its head and licked the custard.

Ling Su put his mobile phone aside, sat down and watched the little orange cat eat quietly, his eyes were gentle and tender, and when the little custard was almost eaten, he said, "Xiao Pang, do you want to go to Sanya?"

"Meow?" Shit shoveler, are you out of your mind?

Xiao Luo looked up in surprise, well why are you going to travel far away all of a sudden, and to a honeymoon resort for newlyweds?

Ling Su obviously didn't understand the little orange cat's cat language, so he reached out to touch the other's fluffy head and explained in a low voice: "Didn't we make an appointment to go on a trip last time?"

In fact, the elder brother of the Ling family just called him, saying that the fifth wedding anniversary is coming, and he will go on a trip with Yu Wan for a week, and the Ling's consortium needs Ling Su to take care of him when the time comes.

Ling Su always felt that helping or something was just an excuse, and it should be his elder brother who took the opportunity to show off to him.

He flipped through his calendar and decided to show off early.

"I checked the weather forecast. We will start tomorrow, five days and four nights. The weather in Sanya will be sunny during this period. It's pretty good. We can travel with a group or drive by ourselves..."

The shit shovel officer chattered endlessly, Xiao Luo was dumbfounded: This says that the wind is the character of the rain, who did Ling Xiaosu learn from?Didn't you mention traveling around before?He actually has to go to other provinces, and he is a cat now, and he can't get on the plane openly. If he checks it in, he always feels aggrieved.

"Meow?" The little orange cat stretched out its paw and rubbed against the back of Ling Su's hand: Shit shoveler, are you stupid?

Xiao Luo didn't want to go far away at this time, he had clearly planned it, and in the afternoon he would start a live broadcast to swipe his popularity for a few days, and when the balance was sufficient, he would exchange it for a wishing card, so that the proficiency of the staring skill was at full level, and then Just go down... Hehehehe!

As a result, Ling Xiaosu had a whimsical idea.

"Little Fatty, do you want to go?"

The deep and sexy voice hit his head directly, making Xiao Luo fascinated for a while: What is the principle?Can I eat it?

Xiao Luo was directly defeated by the beauty, called out the ball system, and decided to ask the King for his opinion.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, my Ling Xiaosu said he wants to travel to Sanya, can he go during this time?

He remembered that the king said that the recent period has not been peaceful, and he was somewhat worried, but when he thought of Ling Su's busy life at two o'clock and one line, there was almost no entertainment except for cats, and Xiao Luo's life was monotonous and pale. I couldn't help but feel soft-hearted.

My own servant, I feel sorry for myself.

Your Majesty: Sanya?Okay.

Xiao Luo couldn't believe it, he thought the king would object, but he didn't expect to be so easy to talk to!

Your Majesty: I will go with you. I am worried that you are outside alone.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty is awesome!Meme.jpg

Your Majesty: You can't get on the plane, I'll make arrangements for us to go there by helicopter.smile.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The king is mighty, domineering, invincible and handsome!

King: Kneel down, sycophant.

Xiao Luo smirked, smiled, and suddenly froze, helicopter?Fuck, isn't that—

Recalling the situation when the king took him to the LOLO pet shop for injections, he suddenly wanted to cry. The helicopter is not scary, but the scary thing is that the pilot is the king!

"Meow!" Shit shoveler, let's hurry up and buy some insurance!Traffic accident insurance, the sum insured must be the highest!

"So happy?" Ling Su pampered the cat, obviously not realizing the complexity and sadness in his little orange cat's heart.

Xiao Luo stared at the shit-shoveling officer at his house without a word, and finally turned around and ran to the study, deciding to live broadcast in advance to gain some popularity.

Ling Su watched the little orange cat's every move from a distance, and couldn't help but wonder: Does Xiaopang not like to travel?

"Dinglingling~" The phone rang.

Ling Su glanced at the caller ID, and pressed the connect button expressionlessly.

"Ling Xiaosu, can I have lunch with you at noon?"

"I said no, you won't come?"

"That's not necessarily the case. But I've been practicing cooking hard recently, so I should still be able to help."

"Did you... forget to take your medicine?"

"Beep beep—" The phone has been hung up.

Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly. The Ling Xuan in his memory always emphasized that a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen. It's very particular, but I never do it myself.

Sure enough, he was talking nonsense without taking medicine!

Ling Su put down his mobile phone, cleaned up the dishes on the table, and was thinking about what to cook for lunch when there was a knock on the door.

He went to open the door and saw that Ling Xuan was holding two big bags of ingredients in his hand, and looked at him with a smile: "Ling Xiaosu, I have everything ready, look."

"When did you go to the supermarket?" Ling Su looked in surprise at Ling Xuan, who was still wearing home clothes and slippers, and was full of laziness. After confirming several times, he was sure: this person is indeed Ling Xuan, not some fake ghost.

"The things in the supermarket are not fresh, I just airlifted them here..."

"It's not fresh, and you are happy to eat it too."

After exchanging a few words in daily life, the two entered the kitchen.

Xiao Luo has sharp eyes and ears, so he naturally heard the conversation between the two people outside, and couldn't help being curious: What kind of fanfare is Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" doing?

Judging from the incredibly sumptuous breakfast in the morning, it was obvious that the abnormality had started long ago.

But curiosity is curiosity, Xiao Luo has no plans to break the casserole for the time being and ask the end. Respecting other people's privacy is a good habit, he has to maintain it. After logging into the live broadcast room, the little orange cat started a private second live broadcast.

#Xiaopang, good morning! #

"Meow!" It's morning, big sister.

#Xiaopang, continue qualifying? #

"Meow~" Row!Last time we had two rounds, continue today and strive for silver!

#Xiaopang, where is your shit-shoveling officer? #

"Meow..." My Ling Xiaosu is helping me cook in the kitchen!

#Xiaopang, I’ll give you a set of 1314 lollipops, why don’t you call me a numb, okay? #

"Meow!" Rolling is allowed, but Mama can't scream, Ling Xiaosu is mine!

Because it is a working day, the traffic in the morning is relatively light, and the speed of refreshing the screen in Xiaopang’s live broadcast room is still relatively slow. ——

The response is just his personal thoughts, in the eyes of the people who eat melons: this little orange cat is so good at acting like a baby!

The cute little orange cat who can act like a baby has been checking the popularity value for a whole morning. The number of online onlookers in the live broadcast room has climbed from the number of people to five figures. Many people come and go, but most of them are curious. People clicked in and were attracted by this chubby and cute little orange cat.

When the time reached eleven o'clock, Xiao Luo held up the sign that the shit-shoveling officer had made earlier: It's time to eat, bye everyone!

In two and a half hours, Ling Xiaopang's account was upgraded to Silver Level [-], gaining nearly [-] popularity points, Xiao Luo happily turned off the computer, feeling that he was one step closer to reaching the peak of his life!

"Little fat, it's time to eat." The voice of the excrement shoveler came from outside.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo responded quickly, ran over with a humming hum, and sat in the seat Ling Su specially prepared for him.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: The sense of sight of an old couple blinds me.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Envious, jealous?

Ling Xuan: Ling Xiaosu has always been very smart, so it's not like he hasn't discovered your identity until now.How did you convince him?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Motivated with emotion and understood with reason.Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ling Xuan: ...I believed in your evil.

Xiao Luo cocked his tail proudly, and turned his attention to lunch: fried steak, seafood pizza, pasta... This is the rhythm that will kill him, and he can't eat it!

"Xiao Pang, do you want to eat? I made this." Ling Xuan asked with a smile.

Xiao Luo directly gave him a pair of supercilious eyes, and he didn't want to abuse his stomach!

"Little Fatty, here's your lunch." Ling Su brought up a dinner plate that was as delicately arranged as a work of art, and stroked the cat.

Xiao Luo coquettishly licked the back of Shit Shovel Officer's hand, all kinds of pride, what's so delicious about steak and pizza!This is a collection of seafood, including fish and meat, vegetables and fruits!The key is that his shit-shoveling officer assembled all the fish and vegetables into the shape of a cat, it's just... childlike innocence.

At [-]:[-], His Majesty arrived on time.

After the king took his seat, he skillfully cut the steak, and suddenly said: "Ling Su, I'm going to take Xiaopang on a trip, do you want to go with me?"

When Xiao Luo heard it, he almost choked. Before he asked the king if he could go to Sanya, the king said he wanted to go together, but he was still thinking about how the king would speak, but in the end——

Strike first.

Ling Su was caught off guard.

Ling Su obviously didn't expect this to happen, and felt a little subtle, a kind of embarrassment of "a young man was going to secretly take his girlfriend out to play, but was found out by the other's parents and had to have a threesome".

However, he was in a good mood. Thinking of Xiao Ye's identity and the year he was predicted to be dangerous and unpredictable, Ling Su didn't resist the threesome.

If he can't go through this year smoothly, at least he can leave some good memories.

"Where is senior Xiao Ye going to travel?"

"Whatever, it's mainly because I've been in Z city for a long time, and I'm a little tired."

"Then, how about going to Sanya? I originally planned to take Xiaopang on a trip to Sanya, and I have checked the strategy."

Ling Su suggested with a smile, more and more sure of his guess in his heart: Xiao Ye is not an ordinary person, he probably said that on purpose because he learned about his plan in advance.

"Wait a minute!" "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan shouted with a confused face, "Ling Xiaosu, you are still a senior student, don't you have to go to class? And you are so busy with work..."

"My credits have already been completed, and I don't have to go to the next week's course. If the company goes bankrupt after I leave for a week, it will only prove that my vision is not good, and the employees are all incompetent and mediocre. " Ling Su had already arranged things well, but what he didn't expect was that the number of people planned for this trip would increase.

"I'll go with you." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan said quickly, "Anyway, I don't have class next week."

The nominal honorary consultant is so capricious!

"What are you going to do?" The king seemed not very happy.

Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled brightly: "If Xiaopang doesn't want to be consigned, he can only go by helicopter. I have a driver's license!"

This reason is really great!

Xiao Luo looked movedly at "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan, and meowed: Is your driver's license real or fake?If it's the same virtue as the king's false testimony, it's better...forget it!