Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow~"

"And Xiaoqian's kisses and hugs can't be avoided. On weekdays, he will watch mackerel so that he won't cause trouble and be beaten to death by lucky, and he won't cause trouble or break anything at home. Other things... "

Xiaobai thought about it seriously, and felt that there was nothing more to say.

"Meow~"

"Anyway, that's all for now."

After explaining to Chuya Nakahara, his eyes turned to Osamu Dazai again.

"Meow~"

"Mackerel, besides Nian Xiaoqian, you are also very lively, very... um, skin."

Osamu Dazai nodded, as if he had expected it.

"Meow~"

"And you were punished for breaking Xiaoqian's newly bought book yesterday for shaving your bald hair. Before that, you even did something like stealing crabs from the refrigerator."

"Meow-"

"Pfft—to steal crabs?"

Nakahara didn't miss any chance to laugh at Osamu Dazai.

"Meow."

"It's really something you can do. Even a cat can't stop you from stealing crabs?"

Lightly glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, Osamu Dazai's voice was calm.

"Meow."

"It's as if Chuya, you are not a perverted stalker, what? Turning into a cat, you want to expose your nature and do whatever you want?"

The Central Plains also exploded immediately.

"Meow!"

"That's not me!"

How could he become that kind of person!

"Meow~"

"Of course you in the parallel world are you. This only shows that Zhong Ye has the potential to be a perverted stalker."

"Meow!"

"I don't have it!!!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, the very experienced Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed. He smiled and came between the two, raised his hand and pushed the two away one by one.

"Ow."

"Okay, okay, now is not the time to quarrel, you have to wait for anything, Xiaobai finished."

Satisfied that the two closed their mouths, Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled slightly and nodded to Xiaobai.

"Ow."

"please continue."

"Meow~"

"Well, then I will continue."

It's not surprising that the two of them quarreled like elementary school students, so Xiaobai blinked and continued to explain.

"Meow~"

"And mackerel, you like being hugged by Xiaoqian very much. Usually when Xiaoqian is doing things or drawing pictures, you or I are hugged by Xiaoqian."

After some words, Osamu Dazai already understood his position here, and he spoke directly without changing his expression.

"Meow?"

"So I'm a stickler here, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Why do you feel that Dazai is so proficient...

Xiaobai nodded, and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who looked extremely mature and stable.

"Meow~"

"Simba is the most timid in the family, the kind who is afraid of toy mice, entangles himself when playing with a ball of wool, dare not go to the position above the second floor of the cat climbing frame, and may have left feet if he walks too fast. Stumbling on the right foot and falling."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Wait, isn't that a big difference?

Involuntarily looking at Tsunayoshi Sawada in the middle, Nakahara Nakahara chose to shut up very wisely under the "kind" smile of the other party as always.

However, the owner wants to spread his wings on the edge of other people's bottom line.

"Meow..."

"Excuse me... um..."

Slapping Osamu Dazai on the head, Nakahara quickly covered his mouth again, and smiled at all the cats.

"Meow."

"Don't worry about the mackerel, you go ahead."

"Ouch..."

"No, I probably already understand..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Tsunayoshi Sawada understood what was going on with him from Xiaobai's words.

What else can happen?What else is there to say about my teenage self?Just one word 'waste' filled the whole body.

"Meow~"

"It would be great if you all understand."

Xiaobai nodded in satisfaction, smiling brightly.

"Meow~"

"As long as you don't let Xiaoqian find out that something is wrong, just like what you said, you will be back here in two days, so it must be fine to keep it as I said before."

Just when Xiao Bai was about to say something more, a burst of music suddenly came from Xiao Qian's bedroom.

"Sakura Saki く Mai い い ちる"

Tsunayoshi Sawada was instantly dumbfounded by the familiar voice that even hurt his head. He subconsciously opened his eyes wide and his heart trembled.

This voice, isn't this voice the voice of a skylark! ! !

Before he could react, another line of lyrics came from the house.

However, this time the voice was changed by another person.

"儚くて优しくて"

This voice is again! ! !

His pupils, which had always been stable, vibrated quickly, and he was so familiar with the sound that made his stomach hurt in the early years, flowing along with the tune.

Isn't this tm's voice! ! !

A tenth-level tornado blew up in Tsunayoshi Sawada's heart, and even the 'Ozora Smile' who had been successful in cultivation in these years was cracked by the storm for a while.

For a moment, he couldn't help but start to doubt himself.

Was he really accidentally hit by a bazooka ten years later, or was it all an illusion?

Skylark and Mukuro would be fine if they didn't fight on weekdays, and they sang in chorus?Has the sun come out from the west?Or will the earth be destroyed?So this is actually an illusion, right?

"Meow?"

"What's wrong with you, Simba? Simba? Simba?"

Shiro's voice brought back Tsunayoshi Sawada's sanity, and the unbelievable "chorus" was still ringing in his ears, but his intuition did not give any warning.

Sawada Tsunayoshi took a deep breath, trying to suppress the storm in his heart, and after a long while, he spoke again.

"Ow."

"Can I...can I go and have a look?"

Although he was speaking with a pleading nature, Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice trembled with certainty.

Although it was a girl's room, it was still a bedroom, but now I really can't care about it!

Because what's ringing?It was the voice of Skylark and Mukuro!Even if it can be classified as the explanation of 'there are people with the same voice in the world', but...but...

Listening to the song that seemed to be a "love song duet", Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that he was not good at all.

His heart couldn't help but brought into his heart the appearance of Hibari Kyoya and Rokudokuku singing to each other face to face, and he said something like "a flower like you"...

In an instant, Sawada Tsunayoshi's mind went blank.

horrible!It's so terrifying that I can't even imagine it!In this situation, Bai Lan might be dumbfounded!

"Meow?"

"Do you want to go in?"

Seeing the abnormal state of Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaobai nodded generously and reminded him friendly.

"Meow~"

"Don't forget to be like Simba."

Go and run to the door, but the door of the bedroom was closed, Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated for a while, and decided to open the door.

Just open the door, once in a while...it should be fine!

He directly picked up the doorknob, and Tsunayoshi Sawada quietly poked his head through the crack of the door. He looked around carefully at first. Fortunately, Xiaoqian's bedroom was clean and tidy, and there were no private items that made him nervous.

This made Sawada Tsunayoshi breathe a sigh of relief.

After all, even a mafia leader can't just take advantage of someone, especially a girl!

As Sawada Tsunayoshi entered the room, Osamu Dazai, who was already beside him, became interested immediately.

Seeing such a big reaction from the leader of Peng Gelie, it shows that the matter is not simple, so what is so special about the singing that is the source?

Is the sound familiar?Or is there something wrong with the lyrics?Look at the reaction... it should be the voice.

But judging from the hands brought by the other party during the meeting, there was no similar voice, so they all knew each other?Or someone you know who hasn't been brought?

His unbelievable appearance, is it impossible for the owner of the voice to sing?Or did the duet of the two voices strike him as unbelievable?

Several guesses flashed through his mind in an instant, Dazai Osamu hooked the corners of his mouth with great interest, and also moved towards the bedroom.

In the bedroom, only the computer was playing the song that made Tsunayoshi Sawada's brain ache, while Xiaoqian was sitting on the chair in front of the computer, holding his chin, humming softly along with the song.

Everything that seems to have no money is abnormal, even the lyrics at the end, the place displayed on the computer screen is just the lyrics.

So... the sound is a coincidence?

Soon, the last line was sung, and the next song began. Before Nakahara was halfway there, he was about to drag Osamu Dazai out of the bedroom, when a digital sound that seemed to have its own electronic sound suddenly appeared.

"Oh↗↘↗↘→"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Wait, does this sound a little familiar? ? ?

Suddenly stunned for a moment, Nakahara Chuya stopped involuntarily, and his mind was still thinking.

Within a few seconds, a clear voice rang in my ears like thunder.

"君の中にそっと谁んで结みつくようにねってる"

etc!Isn't this my own voice! ! !

Raising his head with a swipe, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care about his original thoughts, he ran into the bedroom in a swish, and looked straight at the computer that was making the sound.

The lyrics scrolled clearly at the top of the screen, and the voice of 'myself' was constantly coming out of the speaker.

This……

Moving his throat with difficulty, Zhong Yuanzhong only felt a little absurd.

Is this...a person in the world with the same voice as me in the legend?Something is wrong!This sound is too similar! ! !

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that."

Smacking his lips, Osamu Dazai opened his mouth in amazement.

"Meow~"

"Listening to a song with the same voice as you, little dwarf, I always feel goosebumps all over my body."

As he spoke, he deliberately shook his body, looking overwhelmed.

"Meow~"

"too disgusting."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The strange feeling in his heart was disturbed by Osamu Dazai's words, and the faint intuition in Nakahara Chuya's heart sank to the bottom of the sea again.He turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, and went straight up without saying a word.

"Meow!"

"Then it's disgusting to death!"

"Meow~"

"Hey—your own voice is singing like this here, Chuya, don't you feel ashamed at all?" Tsk tsk tsk."

He looked at Chuya Nakahara in amazement, and Osamu Dazai refused to let him go.

"Meow~"

"It's the same as your voice, isn't it different from your singing, Chuya?"

"Meow!"

"What does sound like me have to do with me?"

With a sneer, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't even bother to speak.

"Meow."

"No matter what, it's better than you, a tone-deaf person."

"Meow~"

"Nonsense, my singing is obviously very good!"

Osamu Dazai debated with an exaggerated expression, and showed a devilish smile with satisfaction in his heart.

The little man was in the trap, well, he didn't notice it.

After all, it is the most fun to worry about the little dwarf who pretends to be a cat~