Fight wits with cat owners

After a few minutes of hard work, the song finally ended, and Nakahara Zhongye finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This feeling of listening to his own voice singing is really a bit complicated, but before he could relax for a long time, the prelude of a song sounded immediately, but after six or seven seconds of the prelude, two very familiar voices directly sounded.

"ishillloveyou...istealyourlove...(I still love you, I want to steal your love)"

Central Plains Chuya:? ! ! !

Osamu Dazai:? ! ! !

The timbre is similar, and the tune is not much different, but the point is this voice, this voice is really damn familiar!

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai raised their heads together, the pupils in their eyes trembled.

Isn't this tm the voice of that dwarf in the mackerel between himself and Dazai! ! !

Under the shock, the non-stop singing sound passed to the ears of the two people one after another, and the lyrics like "love song duet" were like a menacing hammer from the sky, hitting the two people mercilessly. on the head of the individual.

In an instant, the two people who were smashed and dizzy looked at each other, and quickly opened the distance from the left to the right in extremely synchronization.

"Meow!"

"What the hell is going on!"

Zhongyuan Zhong, who had already stuck the whole cat against the wall, also felt that his whole body was completely broken, wishing he could hit the wall.

Just hearing my own voice and the appearance of a dead mackerel in a song is already a very frustrating thing, and now this voice is paired with such poisonous lyrics, this is no longer a problem that can be solved by collapse up!

This tm is killing yourself!It's still the kind of poison that can cause death!

What the hell am I good for? ? ?

"Meow!"

"It's disgusting, it's disgusting, no, I'm going to throw up!"

Nakahara and Nakaya were in two corners of the room, but Osamu Dazai still felt uncomfortable as if he had swallowed a catty of slugs. He was very uncomfortable everywhere, and there was a physiological feeling in his stomach. disgust.

"Meow!"

"Chuya, hurry up and stay away from me, it's best to get out of my sight immediately."

Under the powerful offensive of the lyrics, Dazai Osamu covered his ears involuntarily, and opened his mouth to Nakahara Chuya.

"Meow!"

"You'd better leave the earth now, now I just feel sick when I think of breathing the air in the same place as you."

"Meow!"

"Do you think I want to see you so much?"

Also tightly covering his ears, Zhong Yuanzhong also broke down and shouted.

"Meow!"

"I can't wait to kill you right now!"

What song is this!Why do two big men sing this kind of song?Also tm'love'?Also tm 'love'?I really want to kill the original singer!

"Ouch..."

"Then why don't you go out..."

Quite speechless looking at the two people who would stick to each other in the bedroom even though they were covering their ears, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt quite speechless.

I don't want to listen to the door and go to the balcony of the living room. It's better than listening to the 'live version' here, right?Is that what you two like to do to yourselves?

"Meow."

"No, according to this situation, Zhong will be disgusted to death before me."

He still covered his ears, but Osamu Dazai straightened his face and answered Sawada Tsunayoshi's question firmly.

"Meow."

"So I will definitely not go out before Chuya!"

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Wait, what is your logic?

Looking involuntarily at Chuya Nakahara on the other side, Tsunayoshi Sawada showed a search, hoping that this port mafia cadre, who had always been more stable, could be more reliable.

however……

"Meow!"

"Heh, do you think that's all I can bear?"

Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth and looked at Osamu Dazai. The moment he saw the other party, another strong feeling of nausea gushed out directly. He quickly withdrew his gaze, turned his head with a swipe, and started arguing with the other party like a primary school student.

"Meow!"

"I will never go out before you! You just stand up for me, if you die, you will die first!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Well, I've seen through you...

Having fully seen the "true faces" of the Hong Kong gangster cadres who looked deep and serious at first and the members of the armed detective agency who seemed gentle and reliable at the beginning, Tsunayoshi Sawada took a deep breath and looked at Xiaobai at the door.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: How about throwing these two out...

Xiaobai: I think so.

Looking at each other, both of them understood the meaning in each other's eyes. Before Xiaoqian got used to their meowing and didn't pay much attention to them, they dragged the two cats out of the room.

After more than four minutes, the song stopped, and Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya, who were dragged to the living room, meowed at the left and right walls, their eyes full of lovelessness.

"Meow?"

"Xiaoqian is just singing, what's the matter with you?"

All the cats have been meowing all the time, so no one has ever heard the real voice of the cats. However, Xiaobai's heart is clear, but Xiaobai's face is still calm.

"Meow?"

"Sounds normal, doesn't it?"

As soon as Xiaobai finished speaking, Fang Accelerator on the cat climbing frame sneered. He looked at Xiaobai's pretending to understand with great interest, but he didn't have the slightest intention to expose it.

That's great, isn't it?As entertainment, it's pretty fun.

With such thoughts in mind, Accelerator's jewel-like red eyes carried a vicious taste.

And Zhong Yuanzhong, who had just experienced the 'baptism' and his whole heart was calm, raised his head expressionlessly, and there was no fluctuation in his voice.

"Meow..."

"You do not understand……"

He sighed deeply, not planning to say anything more.

Is it possible to explain to the cat that because he heard the chorus between himself and Dazai, he wanted to kill each other?

Covering his face in pain, Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his mouth in frustration?

"Meow."

"In short, don't mention this matter again."

Otherwise, I really can't help but kill Dazai Osamu, a dead mackerel...

Until Xiaoqian went upstairs to record the song, the first day passed quietly, and the two of them were still on both sides of the room, showing no intention of taking a step closer.

"Eat, eat, eat."

The meal was set up as usual, and a few cats rushed over. At this moment, Nakahara Chuya, who had eaten once, and Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had experienced eating cat food for the first time, both froze in their footsteps.

"Chuya Simba, you two come to eat quickly."

Looking suspiciously at the two cats whose steps were slow for a few seconds before moving their legs, Xiao Qian's voice was puzzled.

"Aren't you usually the first to rush to the rice bowl? Why is it like this all of a sudden?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Today is different from the past, today I am not yesterday's cat...

"Meow~"

"Come here quickly."

Raising his hand to greet the two of them, Xiaobai tried his best to comfort them.

"Meow~"

"Xiaoqian's cooking is delicious, Chuya, don't you still eat it in the morning? You should know?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

But this psychological burden cannot be overcome with a delicious meal...

"Ow."

"it does not matter."

Although his complexion was not very good, Sawada Tsunayoshi still took a deep breath, smiled, and tried to be frank.

"Ow."

"Mr. Zhongyuan, think about it, cat food is already good, isn't it?"

He walked with seemingly relaxed steps, and came directly to the place where Xiaobai greeted him, maintaining his smile.

Come to think of it, Biyangqi's dark dishes with weird shapes have been eaten, what else can't be eaten?Although it is cat rice in name, at least the ingredients are very normal! (shock——)

Thinking of this, Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head and bit it.

Chewing, chewing, gurgling.

Well, it's... pretty tasty (cough).

After just a few mouthfuls, 270, who has experienced vicissitudes and has strong adaptability, got used to cat rice and discovered the deliciousness of cat rice. He even turned around and kindly invited Zhong Yuanzhong.

"Ow."

"Mr. Zhongyuan, hurry up, or she...well, Xiaoqian will be worried."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

As expected of the boss of the strongest mafia in Italy!

His heart twitched a few times, and Zhong Yuanzhong also walked to the rice bowl with heavy steps, but still lowered his head and bit it.

A few minutes later, the cats finished eating one after another, and only Zhong Yuanzhong was still struggling to eat.

"I didn't finish eating in the morning. I thought I might be angry and didn't say anything, but now..."

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhongye was really preparing leftovers, Xiaoqian directly picked up a piece of meat and fed it to Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth.

"Son, you are orange, you can't lose orange face."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Looking at the meat being fed to his mouth, Zhong Yuan Zhong also took a step back subconsciously. He blushed slightly and shook his head frantically, who had never enjoyed this kind of treatment.

Still, still hello?This is even more impossible to eat!

"Why is this..."

Muttering suspiciously, Xiaoqian looked at the meat on the plate, and tentatively fed the meat back to the cat's mouth.

"Could it be that you're sick? That's why you're not in the mood to eat? Be good, eat this first, and mom will take you to the hospital."

Hospital? ? ?

Before Zhong Yuanzhong could think about anything, he felt a few scorching gazes staring directly at him. He turned his head and saw whether it was the very friendly Xiaobai, or the always cold lucky, or even the one who wanted to be separated from him. Osamu Dazai looked straight at himself.

"Meow."

"Chuya almost ate all of it, and then said that he was not sick."

Seriousness was written on the entire cat's face, and Xiaobai's voice was serious.

"Meow."

"Otherwise you're going to the hospital."

Accelerator was not so polite, he looked down at Chuya Zhongyuan on the cat climbing frame, and there was even a hint of order in his voice.

"Meow."

"Hurry up and eat it up!"

Only Osamu Dazai seemed to be gloating.

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that the little dwarf is going to be exposed~"

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't speak, but those brown eyes looked straight at her, the meaning was self-evident.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I'm so...

Turning back tremblingly, he opened his mouth in shame and bit the flesh around his mouth. Zhong Yuanzhong also curled up his paws, raised his hand to hug Xiaoqian's hand that was about to retract, and opened his mouth unnaturally.

"Meow..."

"I... I, nothing, nothing!"

"Huh? What happened to Chuya?"

In Xiaoqian's doubts, Zhongyuan Zhong also firmly shook his head.

"This is……"

Xiaoqian hesitated to guess.

"What do you mean?"

That's right!

Zhong Yuan nodded frantically, Xiaoqian sighed helplessly, and gave up the idea of ​​going to the pet hospital.

"That's it, then forget it."

After thinking about it, she added again.

"But if you feel uncomfortable somewhere, remember to tell me you know?"

As she spoke, she picked up another piece of meat and handed it to Zhong Yuan Zhongye's mouth.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What else can I do?

With a serious face, Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his mouth and bit the meat.

It wasn't until Xiaoqian had fed the rest little by little that she stroked Chuya Zhongya's fur and laughed.

"The joy of feeding the cat, chuya, even if you evolve into a mother, mother will love you w"

Mom, mom baby? ? ?

Damn baby! ! !

Resisting the feeling of wanting to blow up his hair, Ren Xiaoqian strokes his hair, and Zhong Yuanzhong only feels that life is hopeless.Inexplicably fed, inexplicably threatened, inexplicably forced to eat...

the most important is……

Hearing Dazai Osamu's convulsive laughter in his ear, Nakahara Chu also remained expressionless.

"Meow~"

"Mabao Zhong is also hahahaha! I will definitely share it with everyone when I go back hahahaha let everyone see how Tangtang Gravity makes Mabao hahahahaha!"

With a dark face, Nakahara Nakaya glared at Osamu Dazai viciously, gnashing his teeth.

"Meow!"

"piss off!"