Fight wits with cat owners

The first day was spent in various accidents like this, and soon, the time came to the afternoon of the second day.

"The remaining couriers have finally arrived."

The two boxes were moved into the living room, Xiaoqian first opened the box containing the king crab, and immediately, a whole king crab was exposed to the eyes of all the cats.

"This king crab is huge, mackerel? Come and see the mackerel."

King crab? ! !

Raised his head with a swipe, the word "King Crab" made Osamu Dazai abandon his original act of tit-for-tat with Chuya Nakahara, who was farther away, and he jumped onto the coffee table with a swish, his eyes sparkling as he looked at the King Crab in the box .

Unexpectedly, really did not expect, this is really a windfall!

Looking at the big blue crab in the box, Osamu Dazai blinked, and the clues in his heart were connected in series.

According to yesterday's courier and the shaving incident revealed vaguely, it is certain that Xiaoqian promised to buy the same thing for each of the cats for some reason, so is he in this world promised to this king crab?

Really beautifully done!

The corners of his mouth curled up happily, Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and smiled complacently.

Well, but now it's me who is cheap, don't blame me, after all, you are not here, I just eat for myself, thank me.

and so……

Looking up at Xiaoqian directly, Dazai Osamu's eyes were full of expectation.

Changes come later, so can we eat now?

"Are you that happy?"

Seeing Dazai Osamu's impatient look, Xiaoqian poked the other person's forehead in a funny voice with a brisk voice.

"It's almost time for dinner, I'm just in time to deal with it, and it's just in time when it's cooked."

Saying that, Xiaoqian took the crab directly into the kitchen, and Osamu Dazai, who was greedy for crabs, followed him step by step, with the word crab almost written in his eyes, as if salivating.

A knife was inserted into the crab's skull, and Xiaoqian kept moving. The whole crab was dismantled into eight pieces, the legs of the crab were also removed, and the shell was cut with scissors.

After everything was processed and put into the pot, Xiaoqian clapped his hands, slapped Osamu Dazai and went back to the living room.She locked the bathroom door before unpacking the other box.

After all, we had to guard against the mackerel incident last time!

"This is finally here, let you little cats who don't care about people take a good look."

Glancing meaningfully at the cats at home, Xiaoqian opened the box, took out the fanbook inside, and shook it in front of the cats.

"Come on, boys, don't stare at the mackerel in the kitchen, come out and show me."

A pile of books was just placed on the coffee table in a fair manner. At a glance, several covers exuded pictures that would destroy the three views of others just by looking at them.

It was just a casual glance at first, but the next moment, Nakahara Chuya couldn't help but his pupils trembled.

"Meow!"

"Wait! What the hell is this!"

The fur all over his body exploded, and Zhong Yuanzhong also fluffed up the whole cat. He stared wide-eyed and stared at some covers, feeling that the whole person was not well.

Why is there such a picture of myself hugging a dead mackerel!He actually saw the cover of Dazai and Akutagawa hugging each other, wait, isn't he a cat in this world?How could there be such a thing!

Nakahara Nakahara couldn't get the two pictures out of his eyes, and he was so scared that he quickly averted his gaze. His heart was like a ball of wool caught by Sawada Tsunayoshi, messed up and out of shape.

How can I look directly at Dazai and Akutagawa when I go back like this!

"Meow?"

"What the hell? What are you making a fuss about, little dwarf?"

Coming out of the kitchen, Osamu Dazai looked up at Nakahara Chuya with doubts on his face.

The cat's angle prevented him from seeing the cover on the coffee table, but seeing Nakahara's collapsed reaction, Osamu Dazai blinked and shook his head decisively.

"Meow."

"Since you have tried the poison yourself, little dwarf, then I won't watch it."

"Meow!"

"It's not that you don't want to see the problem!"

Nakahara Chuya on the sofa lowered his head and tried to argue with Osamu Dazai, but the moment he saw him, the poisonous cover that he had just seen appeared in his mind, trying to show his presence.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Ahhh my eyes! ! ! !

Raising his hand to cover his face, Zhong Yuan Zhong also distorted his face, his face was mixed with disgust, disgust and fear, and it was also full of indescribable complexity. The whole cat wished he could disappear into this world immediately.

How should I tell Dazai about this kind of thing?Could it be that you saw the cover of yourself hugging each other? ? ?

How can this be said!

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks very 'scary'."

Looking at the autistic Nakahara Chuya in amazement, Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to ridicule him.

"Meow~"

"It's really a shame for the Mafia cadres in the dignified port to be so poor."

No matter what he is, just hit him!

Nakahara Chuya: "...If you are capable, give me a look!"

I don't believe it anymore, you dead mackerel can take one more look and I'll lose!

"Meow~"

"I don't..."

Before Dazai had finished speaking, Xiaoqian took a book and placed it in front of Dazai triumphantly.

"Look at it, mackerel, the book you damaged the day before yesterday, I bought two at that time, can't you think of it?"

Osamu Dazai: "...???"

The cover looks quite small and fresh, but the picture above clearly shows him and the little dwarf, and even the cover is "(Double Black) xxxxx".

It was Osamu Dazai, who couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

What the hell is this tm? ? ?

Before he could react, Xiaoqian, who had already opened the package, even turned over the pages of the book, pointing to the content in the territory that was full of holy light mosaics in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, with a happy smile.

"Did you see it? The content is exactly the same. Mom won't let you get away with it this time."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The stuff in here...

Here's what's inside! ! !

Although he didn't think about it carefully, his clever brain guessed the contents of the book very naturally. Osamu Dazai trembled his pupils, wanting to explode his brain for the first time.

Why should I be so smart?I do not want!I don't want to know what's inside!

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was originally obedient and was in the corner, was a little puzzled. Fortunately, he poked his head out and looked at the contents of the notebook in Xiaoqian's hand suspiciously.In the next moment, his expression froze.

Why is there such a thing in it! ! !

The scene that is not suitable for children is seen clearly, especially the content can tell at a glance that the protagonist is the two parties around him. Tsunayoshi Sawada took a deep breath, retracted calmly, and then...

Mimi quietly jumped onto the sofa.

His eyes were focused on the books, and before Tsunayoshi Sawada could see anything, a book marked with 'all27' and '270all' next to it came into view directly.

In particular, the picture on the cover is very special, so special... so vivid that people can recognize the approximate content of this book at a glance.

270, who thought he had already experienced strong winds and waves, was shocked instantly, and his whole body froze in place.

no, no...

Taking a trembling step back, Tsunayoshi Sawada refused to move forward, but Super Intuition didn't care about his master's feelings at all, and kept spreading positive answers.

Super intuitive: Exactly.

Super Intuitive: It's almost what you think.

Super intuitive: This is what it looks like :)

Super intuitive: Let me see, the one on the left is Guardian x You, and the one on the right is You x Guardian, which one are you interested in?

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

No, I'm not interested in any of them, I even want to seal my super intuitive...

After taking a few steps back, Sawada Tsunayoshi had a sullen face, feeling that something was very wrong.

By the way, what are those things?How could such a book appear!And in this state, there are obviously ghosts!

At least a song with a very similar sound can be regarded as an accident, but it is impossible to ignore this kind of book!

"Ouch..."

"You...you didn't say anything..."

His face was slumped in pain, and Tsunayoshi Sawada's voice was serious.

"Ow?"

"What's going on with those things?"

"Meow?"

"Those...well, you mean the books?"

Xiaobai looked back at Sawada Tsunayoshi calmly, without any intention of hiding it.

"Meow~"

"It's an anime fanbook, Xiaoqian bought it at the comic exhibition."

Fanbook?

After finally recovering a bit, Zhongyuan Zhong also took a deep breath and joined the discussion.

"Meow?"

"Since it's an anime fanbook? In other words..."

Wait, doesn't that mean that for this world, his world is all about novels, manga and anime?

He opened his eyes wide and muttered to himself.

"Meow..."

"This kind of thing is..."

"Meow."

"It's incredible."

Following Chuya Nakahara's words, Osamu Dazai calmed down because Xiaoqian had already packed up his books and went upstairs, and joined the discussion.

"Meow."

"It's scary and funny, isn't it? Everything about yourself is exposed to the eyes of the whole world."

He stroked his chin and made an extremely terrible guess.

"Meow."

"Or is it actually just a puppet manipulated by the so-called 'author'?"

I really didn't expect it, even I didn't guess that such a thing would happen. I thought it was just a human being transformed into a cat, but I didn't expect that it even jumped out of the 'world'.

"Meow."

"It's not funny at all."

Suppressing the disgust that was so stimulated that he would feel spontaneously when he saw Osamu Dazai, Nakahara took another step away from Osamu Dazai before speaking in a low voice.

"Meow."

"If there is such a thing, I can only think that the so-called 'author' is just a recorder who happened to catch a glimpse."

He raised his head, his blue eyes were flamboyant and confident.

"Meow."

"My whole life and my choices are all judgments made from my own heart, and there will never be manipulation by the so-called 'author'."

"Ow."

"I agree with Mr. Zhongyuan."

With a gentle smile on his face, Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice was firm.

"Ow."

"Even if there are really works about 'myself' circulating in this world, I think it's just a glimpse of the author's 'inspiration'."

He is real, his family and friends are real, and the world he lives in is real.

"Meow."

"Really confident..."

Looking around at the two cats who had reached a consensus, Osamu Dazai chuckled and spoke lazily.

"Meow."

"Then it's really a pity. You know, this is the best time to see the 'future'. Maybe you can also see some secrets that are not known in the movie, or there are scenes where the movie is embarrassing. It's even better~"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai, what do you think?Person in charge? ? ?

"Meow~"

"You don't have to worry about the future, you won't be able to see it anyway, just now you can't see the contents of the book after reading the mackerel."

I don't know when I will be able to see the content, so I will read the hidden book when the time comes, and I will know more information.

Now that he was exposed, he had no intention of continuing to hide it at all. Xiaobai waved his claws, not feeling that there was anything wrong with concealing it at the beginning, and still opened his mouth with a relaxed expression.

"Meow~"

"Speaking of which, as far as I know, Simba is a separate anime, and chuya and mackerel are another separate anime."

As he spoke, he smiled innocently.

"Meow~"

"I was also surprised that Simba from other worlds knew Chuya mackerel."

Chuya Nakahara: Alone? ? ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Alone? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: So it really was concealed from the beginning. If it weren't for this book, he would never have explained it. This Xiaobai really has a good intention. He must not be a simple person, and he can't say where he came from!