Fight wits with cat owners

The whispering of the cats was quickly interrupted, and Xiaoqian, who had already locked all the books in the room on the second floor, went downstairs and ran directly to the kitchen.

After a while, the crabs in the kitchen had been steamed, and with the added plate of beef, five portions were directly divided into bowls.

"It's time to eat, come quickly, everyone."

As soon as Xiaoqian came out, Osamu Dazai, who had been coveting for a long time, swished directly to the wall. He raised his head and stared at the bowl in Xiaoqian's hand without blinking, and decided to discuss something later in the evening.

Is there anything more important than crabs?

"Is mackerel's true love really a crab?"

Laughing, she put down the bowl for him first, Xiaoqian raised her head, and quickly greeted other cats.

"Hurry up, or I'm afraid I'll be eaten by the mackerel in a while."

After all, he can even go to the refrigerator to steal crabs at night, and it is not at all surprising that he can actually steal a job.

As the rice bowls were set up one by one, several cats started to eat one by one. Even in order to get rid of the title of "feeding Mama's cat", Zhong Yuanzhong also took the initiative to eat the food in front of him.

Looking at the cats bowing their heads in satisfaction, Xiaoqian sighed regretfully after staying on Nakahara Chuya for a while.

"Chuya, Mom really doesn't mind if your baby is a little bit, so do you want me to feed you?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I mind, I mind very much!I really mind! ! !

The voice next to his ear was like the whisper of a devil, and Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but tremble, and directly accelerated the speed of eating.

Absolutely, absolutely not to be fed! ! !

A few cats ate their food humbly, and Xiaoqian also stood up and prepared to cook his own portion.

Stir-fried garlic is spicy and spicy. The cats have just finished eating the cat rice in the bowl, and the aroma from the kitchen flies to the living room with great impact, making people salivate.

Sensitively sniffing the air a few times, Osamu Dazai looked at the kitchen again, with eagerness in his voice.

"Meow."

"You can tell by the smell, she is very skilled..."

"Meow."

"Forget it."

Knowing how Dazai Osamu was trying to steal something, Nakahara Nakahara slapped the opponent on the head with a cold voice.

"Meow."

"Don't cause trouble, you don't look at your bald head, I'm afraid you will be bald all over if you get into trouble."

"Meow?"

"Alopecia areata?"

Osamu Dazai blinked, and opened his mouth suspiciously.

"Meow?"

"What does the cat's spot baldness have to do with me, Osamu Dazai?"

It's not that Osamu Dazai is bald?What can I do if I'm bald?Anyway, I will go back in a day at most, and it is not my responsibility to be bald :)

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You don't even let yourself go, as expected of you, Dazai, you really are a dog!

"Meow..."

"I say……"

Before Nakahara Chuya finished speaking, he suddenly felt a whirlwind, and pink smoke suddenly appeared. After a while, he only felt that his perspective was suddenly elevated, and he felt relaxed.

Just ...

Subconsciously touching his stomach, Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little puzzled.

Why do you feel a little... overwhelmed?

The smoke dissipated, and the surrounding scene became clear, whether it was the port mafia, the armed detective agency, or some of Vengley's people.

Before he could think too much, Osamu Dazai's weak voice suddenly came from the ground beside him.

"Help, help..."

???

Nakahara Chu also quickly lowered his head, and what he saw was Osamu Dazai lying on the ground with his face covered in pain.

"If I can't..."

His body was trembling, fine sweat appeared on his forehead, and his furrowed brows showed his pain at the moment.Osamu Dazai tried his best to raise his head, and spoke with difficulty in a breathless voice.

"Quick, send me to gastric lavage!!!"

Knew it!He knew that the self in that world was not a good thing!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

Hong Kong black martial arts detective Peng Gelie:? ? ?

Wait, what's going on?Wasn't it fine before changing back?It's so easy for you to laugh before you left!How come it's like this once it's changed back?

In another time and space, chickens and dogs were flying around, but the few people who had just returned here looked at the familiar environment around them, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Finally home!It seems to be quite normal, it seems that the self in that world didn't do anything to him, and the time to come back is when Xiaoqian can't see it, it's really great!

"Meow!"

"Wait! This smell!!!"

The aroma of crabs in the air made Osamu Dazai instantly alert. He looked left and right, and finally, his eyes focused on the rice bowl in front of him.

There was still a little bit of food residue on the edge of the white porcelain bowl, five servings a lot, which made him instantly understand what happened before it was replaced.

Xiaoqian always cooks for them first and then cooks for herself, so...

Crab!

Own crab!

Own King Crab!

The king crab that I got bald!

It's just gone ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Although he had already expected it, Osamu Dazai still felt very heartbroken when he faced his job with no scum left and his full stomach.

The king crab made by Xiaoqian!I just finished eating, but if I had been earlier, my king crab would not have been eaten by that 'Dazai Osamu'!Even if I have eaten my own body from that world until my stomach almost exploded, I can't compare to it!It should be another plate!

It's really too cheap to be in that world!

I was so angry that I wished I could go back and cheat myself in that world again, so that the 'Osamu Dazai' could wash his stomach twice more. Osamu Dazai stared straight at the rice bowl, gnashing his teeth like someone owed him 800 million. .

"Meow~"

"Anyway, welcome back."

Xiaobai patted the shoulder of Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was closest to him, with a little curiosity in his voice.

"Meow?"

"Is that world fun? It feels like Simba, you don't seem to be very used to it."

"Ouch..."

"It's not just that I'm not used to it..."

Recalling that there are all kinds of companions with 10+, and the Zhengtai version of reborn who has set up most of his information in a few words, and there are even various partners who seem to be fierce and difficult to deal with. The past few days are really in dire straits otz

I was almost laughed to death by reborn, although I analyzed it for myself afterwards, but the process...

Forget it, I can’t think about it, it’s too painful!

"Ow."

"Anyway, it's really great to be able to come back alive!"

Sure enough, the people on my side ten years ago looked kind. Although I can't see them now, I still feel very awkward when I look at them ten years later. The most important thing is...

As soon as I see them, I will recall those fanfic books! ! !

What about Skylark and Mukuro, what about Yamamoto and Prison Temple, not to mention those related to himself, even if he tries not to recall them, but the more he doesn't want to recall them, the more they will appear in his head, it is simply poisonous !

Ignoring Osamu Dazai's gritted teeth, Nakahara Chuya turned his head to look at Xiaobai and asked seriously.

"Meow?"

"By the way... that 'I' didn't do anything outrageous during this time, right?"

Although Peng Lie over there accidentally tricked his leader over there and overtime repairs shortened the original three days to one and a half days, but only one and a half days is still very long.

When I grow up to the point where I and Dazai can finish collecting the information of that world, the me here, well, the point is that Dazai, if he does something, it won't be surprising at all.

"Meow?"

"Out of line?"

Xiaobai lowered his head and thought for a few seconds, then decisively denied.

"Meow~"

"There were just a few unnatural reactions, but nothing major."

"Meow?"

"Does that mean there's nothing wrong with it?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also heaved a sigh of relief when he got the answer.

Ah, it's nice not to be passive.

Just when he was about to continue asking, a sneer suddenly came from above his head.

"Meow."

"laugh--"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Looking up at the cat climbing frame in doubt, I saw Accelerator lying on the top as always, squinting his eyes, with a meaningful feeling on his face.

"Meow?"

"why are you laughing?"

There was a hint of joy in Fang Accelerator's voice.

"Meow."

"You'll find out later."

You know, it's not just about the book having a second book, that Xiaobai is not a good thing, he lied to the "Central Plains Chuya" in other worlds before, isn't he not going to talk about those books now?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

after?How about we make gestures and then let you tell me?

His brows were furrowed, but Chuya Zhongya's heart became vigilant.

After all, although Yifang Accelerator exploded, he really wasn't some mysterious person, could it be...

Unable to bear it, he began to doubt.

Could it be that the 'self' really did something extraordinary? !

However, Accelerator has always been "Don't come close to me, I don't want to be familiar with you", the only person who can understand the news is Xiaobai, and the cats can only ask Xiaobai what "I" has been doing during this time .

"Meow~"

"It's normal. Some actions have been muddled. If you want to talk about the most abnormal..."

Xiaobai paused hesitantly, and looked at Zhongye Zhongyuan.

"Meow~"

"Well, because Chuya doesn't want to eat much, it's fine if he is fed by Xiaoqian..."

As he spoke, there was a hint of envy in his voice.

"Meow~"

"Be fed by Xiaoqian, I also want Xiaoqian to feed me."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What, what?Hello? Is my face so big in my 20s?And let Xiaoqian feed him before he can eat? ? ?

No, judging from the information I found, I don't have any women who are particularly close to me. How could it be like this?

For a while, Zhong Yuanzhong only felt a little confused.

"Ow?"

"No way?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his eyes wide in disbelief, his face full of shock.

"Ow!"

"Senior Central Plains is not such a person! Obviously senior is very reliable!"

Even though time is very powerful, it is impossible for Chuya-senpai to become a veteran in love in just a few years!

"Meow~"

"But it's true."

Xiaobai's face became serious, he raised his paw, and continued to explain.

"Meow~"

"Because that Chuya doesn't like rice very much, so there is leftover rice, and Xiaoqian feeds it because he is afraid that he will get sick."

"Meow~"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that, Zhongya."

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya who was in deep thought in amazement, with a hint of pain in his voice, and he looked like a 'baby, Dad is very disappointed in you. ' expression.

However, there was an extremely obvious gloating in his eyes.

"Meow~"

"You guys have learned badly in just a few years, and you still have the face to be fed by girls."

"Meow!"

"I don't have it!"

Turning his head with a swipe, Zhong Yuanzhong also spoke loudly from embarrassment.

"Meow!"

"I can't do that in another 100 years!"

"Meow."

"Oh, how many years do I care about you?"

His face instantly turned cold as if conjuring, Dazai Osamu straightened his body, and looked down at Nakahara Chuya condescendingly.

"Meow."

"It's better to reflect on yourself... Wait!"

In the middle of speaking, Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly dropped. He stroked his chin, his eyes filled with thought, and he muttered in a low voice.

"No, in fact, it seems to be okay to become like that."

After a while, he raised his head and stared at Chuya Zhongyuan, and spoke loudly.

"Chuya, you should become a greasy young man in the future!"

Because Xiaoqian would never like greasy youths!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?