Fight wits with cat owners

Knowing roughly what "I" did during this period, Xiaoqian also finished all the crabs, and brought a few plates of crabs to the table, and Xiaoqian began to enjoy them alone.

This made Osamu Dazai very greedy.

"Meow~"

"Xiao Qian~"

Throwing down the useless cats, Osamu Dazai jumped onto Xiaoqian's lap and rubbed her arm coquettishly.

"Meow~"

"Give me a bite~"

Even if I have already supported myself over there, but the things here and there are not of the same order at all, not to mention that Xiaoqian's cooking skills are perfect in the restaurants I have been to, even if Xiaoqian's food makes him dead All willingly!

"Mackerel, do you still want to eat it?"

It was easy to judge Osamu Dazai's thoughts, but Xiaoqian showed no sign of softening her heart. She rubbed the other's head with one hand, and then directly lifted the cat in her arms to the ground by the back of the neck.

"I've already eaten a lot, even your share of crab meat is more than your brother's share, so don't think about mackerel again."

Osamu Dazai: More! ! !

The heartache was so painful that he couldn't breathe, Dazai Osamu looked back at the clean rice bowl that had been eaten, and wanted to beat himself in that world.

"Meow..."

"Haven't you had enough, Dazai..."

Speechlessly looking at the depressed Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Nakaya felt like hitting someone when he thought of him eating as if he had never eaten a crab in his life.

I'm ashamed to be thrown into another world!

Although I used to eat a little more and drank some red wine because I hadn't encountered normal food for more than half a year, but there is no comparison with Osamu Dazai who was reincarnated from starvation.

Especially for the last meal, until he was about to leave, he ate several plates of crabs impromptu!

It's still the kind of extra large plate!

If he hadn't watched him finish eating and showed an uncomfortable expression, he really thought that Dazai Osamu didn't feel uncomfortable in his stomach at all.

I'm afraid that Osamu Dazai in that world over there is already lying in the hospital because of a burst stomach.

"Meow~"

"How can this be the same as those ordinary crabs?"

Glancing at his eyes with a hee, Dazai Osamu's voice was impassioned, as if he was telling the truth of the world.

"Meow!"

"Even if I'm supported to death by Xiaoqian!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Then can you die quickly and stay far away?

After Dazai finished speaking, he ignored Chuya Nakahara, and jumped into Xiaoqian's arms again, and rubbed his head against Xiaoqian vigorously without hesitation, his voice was as soft as spring water, with a rippling ending.

"Meow~~~"

"Give me something to eat~~~"

The sound of 'twirling and melodious' seemed to turn eighteen corners, shaking all the cats' bodies, only to feel goosebumps all over their bodies.

Nakahara Chuya: "...that's disgusting."

Accelerator: "...that's disgusting."

Xiaobai: "It's too difficult for me to learn..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...why do I feel a little cold?"

Osamu Dazai doesn't care about other people's feelings, as long as it is useful to Xiaoqian, what does it matter to him if others are disgusted to death?

It can only prove that your tolerance is too low!

"Meow~~~~"

"Give it to me~~~~"

Xiaoqian: "..."

"Mackerel, you are working too hard..."

This voice is just like calling spring!

"Meow……"

"Small……"

Before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Xiaoqian quickly covered the opponent's mouth. She took out a piece of crab meat from the steamed plate, stuffed it into Dazai Osamu's mouth without saying a word, and then quickly pulled the other party out of her arms. slip down.

"Do you know the last piece? I can't ask for more."

Blinking quickly, Osamu Dazai chewed the crab meat in his mouth, turned his head contentedly, and sounded complacent.

"Meow~"

"Xiaoqian's food, I also have it!"

All Meows: "..."

So do you actually care so much? ! !

After this soul exchange event, the performance of the three cats has not changed much, and they still maintain the original.Ben's appearance.

Of course, there is absolutely no way to do anything under the current situation. If you can't go back to the original world, everything is empty talk. Even the atmosphere among the cats is only dangerously maintaining a friendly appearance on the surface.

After half a month, Xiaoqian, who knew nothing, rushed out of the bedroom excitedly holding a clump of cat grass grown from a cup.

"Boys, check this out!"

The lush green grass was even taller than the cup below, Xiaoqian looked around the living room, and then fixed on Accelerator.

"Lucky, come and have a look, try it?"

Without waiting for Accelerator to raise his head, Xiaoqian took the cat grass and threw the pestle upwards, immediately buried the other party's face in the cat grass.

One way:"……"

"How is it? Do you feel like eating?"

The culprit looked at him expectantly.

"Although you don't lick your fur, it's okay to eat grass. It took half a month for my mother to grow it!"

"Meow."

"I don't want to, don't eat, take it away."

With his expressionless face slumped, Accelerator raised his paw and pushed Xiaoqian's hand holding the cat grass away, with an obvious dislike for the grass in his eyes.

"Meow."

"Still eating grass? Do you think I'm a rabbit?"

Lao Tzu who loves meat does not need to eat grass!Aren't you getting enough carrots and the like in your meat every day?

"Is it so disgusting?"

Xiao Qian grabbed a piece of grass and put it to Accelerator's mouth, trying to persuade him to take a bite.

"Lucky, look at this grass, it's verdant, tender and delicious, just take one bite, and you will fall in love with it from now on!"

"Meow."

"Take it."

Tilting his head back in disgust, Accelerator pushed Xiaoqian's hand away again, then turned over directly, with his back to Xiaoqian.

The meaning is very obvious!

I get it, you shit shovel can go now.

Xiaoqian could only retract the grass in her hand resentfully, she glanced at her cat again, and sighed openly.

"Sigh, lucky is still so high-cold, I haven't seen anything I particularly like except drinks."

And I don't like to play with my older brothers and younger brothers. You must know that even the eldest chuya and the last fairy will communicate with the cats and cats at home. Only lucky, the whole interpretation of what it means to be cold and indifferent.

That kind of posture where I just quietly watch you do it really has an aura of meow and domineering all over your body.

But still can't beat Chuya!

Fake Meowba :)

"Meow~"

There was a fluffy feeling on the calf, and Xiaoqian recognized the cat from the sound without bowing his head.

"Fairy, do you want to taste it?"

Squatting down and grabbing another blade of grass, Xiaoqian tentatively sent it to the fairy with a brisk voice.

"Let our most obedient fairy come and taste the fruits of my mother's past half a month!"

"Meow~"

"The first bite? Then I will be the first."

First bite! ! !

Osamu Dazai, who had been paying attention to Xiaoqian, instantly pricked up his ears. He stood up abruptly, and ran to Xiaoqian without waiting for the other cats to react. Before Xiaobai opened his mouth tentatively, he whined and bit Xiaoqian Thousand hands of cat grass.

At the end, he cast a provocative glance at Xiaobai.

First bite, mine!Insidious, you bastard, go eat farts!

"Meow?"

"Huh? Do you like mackerel to eat grass?"

As if he hadn't received Dazai Osamu's provocation at all, Xiaobai tilted his head very naturally, with a calm smile on his face.

"Meow~"

"Since this is the case, I won't eat it, and I will leave all the grass to you, the mackerel."

As he spoke, he took a few steps back to show his sincerity.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Insidious Bai, you play me! ! !

The two cats here showed their 'attitude' towards the grass. When Xiaoqian knew about it, he ruthlessly left the two cats behind and came to Zhongye, the Central Plains.

"Chuya, come and have a taste, let's eat some vegetarian food for health."

"Meow..."

"Eating grass or something, it's impossible..."

It's not that the famine doesn't let the grass go, how could it be possible to eat grass for no reason?

Helplessly looking at Xiaoqian, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the clump of green cat grass placed in front of him, and felt that the smell was a bit... not quite right.

Although there is no desire to eat grass, but inexplicably want to go up and take a bite.

Wait, is this grass poisonous?

His ears were involuntarily pulled into airplane ears, and Zhongyuan Zhong also fixedly stared at the seemingly ordinary clump of grass in front of him, showing vigilance.

Could it be the instinct of a cat like a trackball?Want to eat grass or something?

"Huh? What's wrong chuya?"

Puzzled, Xiaoqian looked at Zhongyuan Zhongye's cautious look and was a little puzzled.

"do not like?"

"Meow!"

"do not like……"

Before he finished speaking, a piece of green grass was accurately inserted into his mouth, Zhongyuan Zhong also subconsciously wanted to spit it out, but after accidentally chewing a mouthful, his body stopped.

This feeling...

He involuntarily chewed two more bites, and he bit off the exposed part of the caught cat grass.

It feels...it doesn't seem that bad to eat, and the feeling of holding it in your mouth is almost the same as holding a cigarette...

Very quickly, Nakahara Chuya's body directly succumbed to the cat's grass, and the word 'true fragrance' kept coming out of his mind.

Do you want another root?

This idea suddenly appeared in his mind, and Nakahara Chuya ate all the cat grass in a few mouthfuls. He subconsciously looked up at Xiaoqian, only to find that she had left the sofa and went to Sawada Tsunayoshi's side.

Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly sobered up.

eat grass?What kind of grass do you eat?What kind of fragrance is it?That's the cat's reaction, not yours!Give me a little sober!

"Simba is left with you~"

Putting a clump of cat grass directly in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada, Xiaoqian grabbed another grass and gestured with a smile.

"Come on, try it quickly, maybe it can open the door to a new world?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Things like the gate to the new world have been opened several times...

Complaining in his heart, Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't particularly mean to resist, after all, the grass in front of him was just ordinary grass, and the meal with Biyangqi or the piranha that Reborn used to scare him was much better.

But you have to guard against it!If it's another unscientific thing like a ball of yarn or catnip, he's really going to die!

He lowered his head and sniffed lightly, feeling that he didn't have any special feelings. Finally, Tsunayoshi Sawada heaved a sigh of relief. He took a few steps back and decisively shook his head at Xiaoqian.

"Does Simba not like it? That can only be forgotten."

Very straightforwardly letting go of the timid Simba, Xiaoqian casually put the cat grass on the coffee table, and turned her head to order.

"The grass mother put it here, if anyone of you wants to eat it, you can eat it yourself, you know?"

After the meowing sounded one after another, Xiaoqian returned to the bedroom contentedly, and the cats looked at each other, showing no intention of touching the grass.

However, after a day, Zhong Yuanzhong only felt that something was wrong with him.

Whenever I am free, my eyes are always involuntarily attracted by the cat grass on the coffee table. I have made up my mind not to touch it any more, but whenever I see that clump of green, my body will always feel a sense of relief. A feeling of being attracted.

Finally, when most of the cats were not in the living room, Zhongyuan Zhong also stood on the coffee table, looking at the cat grass in front of him with a serious expression.

When I obviously don't have this so-called 'cat grass', I don't have any reaction. Why is this thing so attractive after I have it?

The blue cat's eyes stared at the green in front of him without blinking, and Nakahara Zhong also subconsciously looked up and looked around.

Very good, Dazai's mackerel is not here.

Lowering his head again, a 'bold' thought came to his mind.

or……

Try another one?